West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sweet & Tender Hooligan on December 07, 2006, 04:59:16 PM
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I was out on the piss last night because it was a girl i knows 18th (this girl has the largest breasts i have ever seen in my entire life for an 18 year old but thts a story for a different day) and we wound up in this club. This place doesnt have a set musical theme and just plays whatever, but im dancing with this girl (not the big titted one, her friend) and snap ya fingaz comes on, and this dancing turned dirty as fuck, patrick swayze style, so im standing behind her and shes grinding her ass up against me, next thing i know shes grabbing my hand and putting it down her pants, and starts rubbing it n shit, so obviously theres no complaints from me, but by the time e40's verse is on, this bitch is moaning and shit, and just towards the end of the song, shes fully blown orgasming, with 2 fucking fingers man, everybody in the place is starting to stop and stare, the dj even says over the tannoid thing "somebody give this guy a condom" and all these people start throwing rubbers at me man. lol after the song, i went and got a shot of tequila took this bitch home and had the best sex of my life. True story. Respect Lil Jon, fucking legend.
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ROFL!!!! (Roll over floor laughing!!!)
LMAO BIG TIME LOL!!! Well played man on the dance floor, now that's what it's all about 8) Forget niggas be chucking doms at you man lolol you kill it Dipset XD
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I was out on the piss last night because it was a girl i knows 18th (this girl has the largest breasts i have ever seen in my entire life for an 18 year old but thts a story for a different day) and we wound up in this club. This place doesnt have a set musical theme and just plays whatever, but im dancing with this girl (not the big titted one, her friend) and snap ya fingaz comes on, and this dancing turned dirty as fuck, patrick swayze style, so im standing behind her and shes grinding her ass up against me, next thing i know shes grabbing my hand and putting it down her pants, and starts rubbing it n shit, so obviously theres no complaints from me, but by the time e40's verse is on, this bitch is moaning and shit, and just towards the end of the song, shes fully blown orgasming, with 2 fucking fingers man, everybody in the place is starting to stop and stare, the dj even says over the tannoid thing "somebody give this guy a condom" and all these people start throwing rubbers at me man. lol after the song, i went and got a shot of tequila took this bitch home and had the best sex of my life. True story. Respect Lil Jon, fucking legend.
great story man great story! But the song still sucks
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ROFL!!!! (Roll over floor laughing!!!)
LMFAO!
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LOL at the story too. ;D
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Snap ya fingaz...I gotta cop me that and start busting it about college, get me some byatches.
Robert Byatches Freeman 8) Pullin' her on a dancefloor deserves respect lol you don't see that shit everywhere, especially when they orgasmic there and then lolol i'd be like hush up bitch niggaz goin be starin at joo wit dat noise 0_0
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oh shit! thats fucken sick man. 8)
but yea:
the song still sucks
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This girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing... :-X
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i know this one bitch that shoots bananas out of her pussy.
i thought it fit well with this thread for some reason. ;D
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This girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing... :-X
See thats what i thought (not tht i would give a fuck. lol) but i could only fit 2 fingers in which suggests she aint been fucked that many times.
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This girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing... :-X
See thats what i thought (not tht i would give a fuck. lol) but i could only fit 2 fingers in which suggests she aint been fucked that many times.
were you uppercutting, or left and right hooks? :)
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This girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing... :-X
See thats what i thought (not tht i would give a fuck. lol) but i could only fit 2 fingers in which suggests she aint been fucked that many times.
were you uppercutting, or left and right hooks? :)
Seeing as i cant possibly visualize what "left and right hooks" could possibly entail, il go for uppercutting. The ol' stick in 2 and make a a diamond, works everytime. Thing is, i think im actually falling for this bitch, shes so fuckin sexy, and she aint thick as shit either....the fact that she could suck a tennis ball through a hose doesnt exactly hurt either :)
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This girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing... :-X
See thats what i thought (not tht i would give a fuck. lol) but i could only fit 2 fingers in which suggests she aint been fucked that many times.
were you uppercutting, or left and right hooks? :)
Seeing as i cant possibly visualize what "left and right hooks" could possibly entail, il go for uppercutting. The ol' stick in 2 and make a a diamond, works everytime. Thing is, i think im actually falling for this bitch, shes so fuckin sexy, and she aint thick as shit either....the fact that she could suck a tennis ball through a hose doesnt exactly hurt either :)
you a fuckin G man! :laugh:
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yeah welcome to the world of nightclubbing dude. you'll find a new appreciation for mainstream hip hop's role in gettin pussy and suddenly the crabs at dubcc bitchin about lil jon will just appear like angry high school losers....its awesome
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yeah welcome to the world of nightclubbing dude. you'll find a new appreciation for mainstream hip hop's role in gettin pussy and suddenly the crabs at dubcc bitchin about lil jon will just appear like angry high school losers....its awesome
Your damn right, im gona start requesting that David Banner song where hes whispering the whole song.
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^yeah dude that always gets the bitches grindin. they also like nelly furtado and ciara
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and that sean paul shit...bitches be goin nuts(two meanings) 8)
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BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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and bitches also love 50 cent, trus me every time fiddy comes on i pretty much start fucking the bitch on the dance floor
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exactly what i've been saying for a long time. shit makes girls want to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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good story....
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See thats what i thought (not tht i would give a fuck. lol) but i could only fit 2 fingers in which suggests she aint been fucked that many times.
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Nah...you just weren't tryin hard enough! Good job though.... talk about a public display of affection.
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This girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing... :-X
cuz is ho is ho is a bitch is a slut is ho is a bitch is slut is a ho
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This girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing... :-X
cuz is ho is ho is a bitch is a slut is ho is a bitch is slut is a ho
You could ghostwrite for Kurupt these days.
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LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA HAA MUAHAHAHA INSTANT CLASSIC for sho!!! HAHAH :laugh: ;D :D
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LOL...Nice!
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ROFL!!!! (Roll over floor laughing!!!)
LMFAO!
lol