West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: eazye on December 23, 2006, 01:50:21 PM
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To make a long story short
We was at a club last night.We drank some beer and some shots and we went with a girl to make sure she catches a cab and goes home safely.Everything is fine, the girl catches her cab, and we decided to go to a friend's house and finish the night there.Suddenly, I feel a STRONG urge to go and take a piss.Shitty thing is that we were at the Parliament's building and there weren't no close surroundings where you could take a piss.So, I see 3 big trees, that were cutt off , and placed by the eastern side of the Parliament's building.Right next to the trees were 2 big busses, which belonged to the national TV.So I go between them trees and the busses to take a piss, not even noticing the "importance" of the building.Everything is fine until this cop comes to me, WHILE I'M STILL PISSING, and starts asking me for my ID and stuff.Next thing I know, is him telling me how stupid I am for taking a piss there, the guys from the Parliament saw me through the buildings' cameras and shit.
I was expecting them to write me a fee or something, but they decide to take me in.I was driven to the nearest police station where I had to write what had happened, fill in a lot of papers and stuff like that.
So I was taken in for taking a piss at the wrong place.I know it sounds stupid, but feel me, the place where I chose to do this was the only one that was appropriate.But the guys from the Parliament didn't think so
I'm not saying fuck the police, cause if it was up to them, they wouldn't have given a fuck.But those politician bitches couldn't swallow their pride, and had to punish me for taking a piss on their precoius building BY MISTAKE.
Worst things are that I couldn't go to that party, to which we were going and that there is a threat my school is informed of the shit I did.
FUCK THE POLITICIANS :P
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LOL!
Sorry had to laugh :P.
Nah, but for talking a piss........ain't that some shit.
That's fucked up.
You got arrested for taking a pee LMFAO!
Sorry nigga.
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lol, I don't mind you laughing at all ;D
Like I said, it's a shitty situation, but that doesn't stop it from being halarious
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Allow me to quote Murs, from the song "County Blues":
That's why you won't believe what they threw me in the car for
Not for drunk driving, fighting or no drug shit
Mom they locked my in the jail cell for pissin' in public
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:laugh:
damn Eazy, thats some shiet mayne. :D
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That's some bullllshit.
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Yeah it is man fuck the cop that was calling you stupid too i would've turned around and pissed on him and ran.
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^ LMFAO!!
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i remember smokin a joint 2 foots from the main door of the parliament 3-4 years ago with my homie, and we were harrassing japanese tourtists after that, i probably piss somewhere near that 2, you're not lucky
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^LOL
and fuck that man, that is bullshit.
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Props to all of y'all 8)
And Fonksta, that quote is perfect for my situation lol 8)
At least I wasn't thrown in jail
P.L.O., if that's the case, then I was REAL unlucky
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If you can't hold your piss long enough to get to a fucking toilet, I strongly suggest you look into buying some of these
(http://airferg.com/i/depends.jpg)
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Allow me to quote Murs, from the song "County Blues":
That's why you won't believe what they threw me in the car for
Not for drunk driving, fighting or no drug shit
Mom they locked my in the jail cell for pissin' in public
hahaha, my man Basik actually told me the whole story behind that "pissin in public" story. shits hilarious.
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are you a registered sex offender now? where do you live?
I think in the US if you get caught pissin in public they put sex offender on your record :-X
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are you a registered sex offender now? where do you live?
I think in the US if you get caught pissin in public they put sex offender on your record :-X
god bless america.
If you can't hold your piss long enough to get to a fucking toilet, I strongly suggest you look into buying some of these
(http://airferg.com/i/depends.jpg)
havent you ever drunken liquor before man?
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Nah man, I don't live in the US, but here pissing in public is labeled "Small Hooliganism/Mayhem/Vandalism" or something like that as a crime
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pissing in public, shit aint that 25-life?
lol@ you for pssing where you fuckin please! ;D, but sorry man that sucks that you went to jail. :-\
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arrested for pissing
WTF is wrong wit tha world
what?, were u supposed to piss your pants