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Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: Halu Sination on January 17, 2007, 01:08:47 PM

Title: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Halu Sination on January 17, 2007, 01:08:47 PM
this has got to be the most bizarre news story of the week

http://www.dailynews.com/lakers/ci_5028383

Brown in cake caper

Lakers center Kwame Brown isn't a exactly league leader in steals, but he allegedly scored one sweet takeaway in Hermosa Beach over the weekend.

No matter how you slice it, Brown, known for small hands that occasionally fumble passes on the basketball court, enjoyed a real cakewalk Saturday, according to a police report. For reasons only he knows (and he's not talking) Brown allegedly snatched a man's $190 2-by-2-foot chocolate birthday cake.

Once he had the cake, Brown opted not to eat it, too. He instead allegedly hurled it at the man and struck him in the back.

It all went down at the Blue 32 nightclub on Hermosa Avenue.

Several Lakers headed to the bar following their 109-106 victory over the Orlando Magic on Friday, according to a Hermosa Beach police report. Just down the street, Alexander Martinez, the man who filed the report, was celebrating his 30th birthday at the Shore Restaurant.

About 1:45 a.m. Martinez left the restaurant, his birthday cake in his arms, and walked north. He stopped in front of Blue 32. According to Martinez's report, Brown came along, grabbed the cake out of his arms and threw it at him. The report gives no indication why Brown would do such a thing.

The 5-foot-9, 165-pound Martinez, tried to confront the 6-foot-11, 270-pound Brown, but Brown got into a white limousine, the report said.

Twelve hours later Martinez visited the Hermosa Beach police station to file a police report on the purloined pastry.

Detectives looked into a possible case of grand theft and presented it to the Hermosa Beach city prosecutor, who decided to throw the case out.

Lakers spokesman John Black said the team was aware of the episode, but had been informed prosecutors were not seeking charges.
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Bay Area Jat on January 17, 2007, 01:12:07 PM
hopefully he gets suspended for 15 games. hes a fuckin bust i wonder how many times jordan socked him in his jaw
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: GangstaBoogy on January 17, 2007, 01:15:08 PM
Wow! Un-fuckin-believable!
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: WC Iz Active on January 17, 2007, 01:24:30 PM
LMAO!! WTF!?!?
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: rik on January 17, 2007, 01:25:19 PM
LOL...now that's gangsta
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 17, 2007, 01:25:36 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...That's better than Medvedenko only eating Snickers....
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on January 17, 2007, 01:52:42 PM
Detectives looked into a possible case of grand theft and presented it to the Hermosa Beach city prosecutor, who decided to throw the case out.
Gand theft over a fuckin' cake? ???
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on January 17, 2007, 03:02:29 PM
lmao, funy shit
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Don Jacob on January 17, 2007, 03:15:46 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


gradn theft over a cake,hahahahahahahahahahaha


that's like mrs. doubtfire when he/she was all "it was a drive by fruiting"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


maybe the next new nba ball should be made out of betty crocker cake batter, then maybe kwame could stuff it in finally. lol
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Halu Sination on January 17, 2007, 03:22:57 PM
Detectives looked into a possible case of grand theft and presented it to the Hermosa Beach city prosecutor, who decided to throw the case out.
Gand theft over a fuckin' cake? ???

lol, exactly what im thinkin. 200 dollars is big money for a cake, but they must have felt awkward as fuck reporting that to the prosecutors
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: 7even on January 17, 2007, 03:27:02 PM
dude needs help, he's obviously maladjusted
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Antonio_ on January 17, 2007, 03:28:38 PM
Only in America.
Only in L.A.

GANGSTA! 8)
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Nutty on January 17, 2007, 04:05:46 PM

Lakers center Kwame Brown isn't a exactly league leader in steals, but he allegedly scored one sweet takeaway in Hermosa Beach over the weekend.

No matter how you slice it, Brown, known for small hands that occasionally fumble passes on the basketball court, enjoyed a real cakewalk Saturday, according to a police report. For reasons only he knows (and he's not talking) Brown allegedly snatched a man's $190 2-by-2-foot chocolate birthday cake.

Once he had the cake, Brown opted not to eat it, too. He instead allegedly hurled it at the man and struck him in the back.

lol@ the person who wrote it
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Vegasmac25 on January 17, 2007, 10:40:33 PM
I wonder if Kwame fumbled the cake.
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: swangin and bangin on January 17, 2007, 10:42:57 PM
no no nooooo! dont it me with a cake. wtf is that gona do to somebody?
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: J$crILLa on January 18, 2007, 12:44:57 AM
fuckin crazy

dude sucks anyway so fuck him
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on January 18, 2007, 01:23:22 PM
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Brown was out with a group of teammates for Ronny Turiaf's birthday, when he exited the club at about 2 a.m., grabbed the cake and threw it, hitting Martinez's upper back, according to a police report. Brown then left in a limousine.

Turiaf said Wednesday that the cake was meant to hit him, which it did on the back of the head, but he declined further comment.

The Lakers had defeated the Orlando Magic at Staples Center a few hours before the incident.

Martinez, listed at 5 feet 9 and 165 pounds in the report, was out for a 30th birthday celebration with his wife and other friends. He filed his police report 12 hours later.

The district attorney declined to file charges against Brown, who was unavailable for comment and is not traveling with the Lakers on their three-game trip because he has been sidelined by a sprained ankle.

"It was a misunderstanding," Lakers spokesman John Black said. "We're glad that the authorities saw that it's without merit. This can be put behind us and we can move on now."

Before the cake toss, Martinez had asked for, and received, a photo with Turiaf outside a different club, according to the report.

After the incident, the accuser saw Lamar Odom exiting a nearby pizza place and told the Lakers forward what had happened.

One of Odom's friends, described as a possible bodyguard in the report, pushed Martinez into the street and told him to "Get away from Lamar."

Odom, however, told his friend to leave Martinez alone. "Calm down," Odom said, according to the report. "He didn't do anything."

Odom also did not travel on the Lakers' trip because of an injury.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-kwame18jan18,1,5828405.story?coll=la-headlines-sports-nba-lakers','736'
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 18, 2007, 02:26:13 PM
What a fag.
Title: Re: Kwame Brown hits a man... with a cake
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 18, 2007, 03:03:13 PM
dude sucks anyway so fuck him

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