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Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: Teddy Roosevelt on January 18, 2007, 03:18:48 PM
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I can't decide between Dr. Cox and Janitor.
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I Voted Dr.Cox. But The Todd Is Pretty Funny Too. All Of Them Actually.
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i voted for JD...i think he's hilarious
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I simply cant anwser that.
You have Cox with his priceless speaches or Todds idiotic remarkes or Teds great nerd acting or JDs thought or Kelsos ounchlines and of course theres Janitor.
Too hard ;D
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too hard to pick, thats what happens when a show is that good
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janitor_(Scrubs) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janitor_(Scrubs))
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I simply cant anwser that.
You have Cox with his priceless speaches or Todds idiotic remarkes or Teds great nerd acting or JDs thought or Kelsos ounchlines and of course theres Janitor.
Too hard ;D
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btw, u forgot Hooch >:( ;)
And damn Jordan is fuckable!
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I can't decide between Dr. Cox and Janitor.
same.
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J.D. ;D
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COX! His disses and wordplay are awesome.
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i choose dr cox aswell.. but the janitor needs a big shout out too, his too funny, the episode where he sticks up the flyers about old gay men on jd's decking was priceless :D
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My favorite quotes from Cox.
JD: I was thinking that, when you wrote it, instead of using a girl's name you could refer to me as "Dr. Dorian." I think it sounds a little more professional and, frankly, each time you call me a girl's name, I die a little inside.
Cox: Look, Janice, Denise, Tiffany, Amber, Thiiiieeeessen...
Cox: Just a real nice helmet, there, princess.
JD: Actually, it's not a helmet, it's a "hairmet". It has extra room so you don't mess up your hairdo. [demonstrates]
Cox: Fair enough. [takes out pen and paper] I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.
Cox (to a room of CEO’s): Howdy, fellas. Don't ya--don't ya dare get up -- I don't want to see any broken hips.
Cox (to JD and Elliot): Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle -- and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle -- _together_ the two of you make one barely passable doctor...slash labradoodle.
Cox: [laughs] Look who peeked in his shorts and found a pair! What are you, feeling like you finally took on the old man in a game of one-on-one and kicked his ass? Well, here's the news-flash, there, Skeetch: It was a fluke!
JD: Well, believe what you want to believe. I'll do it again.
Cox: All right, fair enough, here's your chance -- two identical patients. I say we divide 'em up, just like in "The Parent Trap". One goes with the sexy, free-wheeling, bachelor dad -- hello; the other goes with the whiny, neurotic, sexually-repressed mom -- oh, just you all over.
Cox: Oh, then you should definitely handle this yourself, there, Britney. I'm going with female pop stars today. The point is that back when I was a resident, I had all sorts of trouble with metabolic diseases. You know what I did? I grabbed every case I could get my hands on until I had it down pat.
JD: Got it. You really had trouble with metabolic diseases?
Cox: No.... I'm a good doctor.
JD: Uh, Dr. Cox, Dan was wondering if he could trail with us today....
Dr. Cox: Good God in heaven, Newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance, Lance, niet, negatory, mm-mm, nuh-uh, oh-oh, and of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff -- "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!..."
JD: Look, Dr. Cox...
Cox: "Wait for it." ..."Pff."
Jordan: It's Jack's first birthday, I want it to be special. I got a petting zoo for the kids. And we need to figure out something great for the adults.
Cox: How about a Russian Roulette booth? And here's the kicker. We put bullets in ALL the chambers. That way everyone wins!
Cox: Lemme ask you a quick question. Are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside somebody's clogged artery when all that person has to do, really is - oh, I don't know - go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that? And, I know here, I know I'm supposed to be "Dr. Give-A-Crap", but you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact: You are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?
Kelso: This Friday, I am receiving an award from the A.M.A.--
Cox: Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year! Uh, don't you tell me! Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone To Kill Ya and Stuff Ya and Leave Ya by my Bed, So That When I Wake Up in the Morning, I Could Roll Over and Punch You in the Face...of the Year.
Cox: Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall in which you're leaning against, of course, then you would be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know, here it's a conundrum, but don't you worry about it, I'll tackle that one right upstairs. In the meantime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work, and right about now, even though you don't have your basket, its just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley... skip away... [JD hesitantly skips] skip away... skip away, skip, skip, skip to my loo, woohoo!
Cox: Come on, now, Barbie; you keep going down this road, you're gonna go up to the roof of this hospital and jump the hell off. Mind you, it's only five stories high, so that means you'll just wind up back down here, where I, of course, will be the one who has to treat you, and then I'll be forced to jump off the roof of this hospital, which, as I was suggesting to you, is only five stories high, and are you starting to see a pattern forming here?
Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'.
Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Other quotes
Cox: Oh, I don't know, Bob. Here, I like to think I've accomplished plenty of things much more difficult than this. Why, just yesterday morning I somehow managed to hack into your voice-mail and change the outgoing message to, [slips into Kelso voice] "Hi, this is Big Bob. Why, I'm not in right now but, at the beep, leave your name and your penis size!"
Kelso: Perry, have you ever wondered why you've never risen above clinical staff at this hospital? I mean, come on, pal, who do you think the board listens to concerning promotions around here? Why don't I tell you after the beep?
Dr. Steadman: Beeeeeeep.
Kelso: Bob Kelso. Ten inches.
JD : Anyway, this is the end of a major chapter in our lives and you know what? I am going to take you out tonight, yes sir, we are going to get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of wine
Turk : It sounds like you are asking me out on a man-date
J.D. : Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?
JD: You knew she worked here? I can't believe you kept a secret. Remember before your wedding, when you sold me out to Turk?
Carla: JD, you showed up drunk at my shower screaming through tears that I'd never be as emotionally connected to him as you are.
JD: Turk knew I was joking.
JD's Thoughts: Because we're so emotionally connected.
Cox: So, let's see if you got the gobstoppers to take the lead. Be me! [laughs mockingly then turns away with a growl]
JD's Thoughts: Come on...you can do this. Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs!
JD: *whistles* [imitating Dr. Cox] Hhhheeeere's the deal, Eleanor: We're gonna go ahead and get a full work-up on this guy. So, while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage, why don't you go ahead and get an order on EKG with cardio biomarkers. If you need to know where those are, they're on page 37 of the Ann Taylor catalog -- right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater you've wanted for so long but haven't had the courage to order...'cause you're worried the weave's so thin, your nipples might just go ahead and peek their little pink selves through. Isn't that right, Dr. Cox. [Cox says nothing] ...Dr. Cox...
Cox: [imitating JD] Oh, I-I-I'm sorry. Here I was in my own little world, talking to myself and dreaming about candy bracelets.
JD: Look, Dr. Cox, I know you were using reverse psychology with Mr. Radford.
Cox: You do, do you?
JD: Yes. And I figured it out all by myself, without anyone helping me or explaining it directly in my face or anything.
Cox: Well, Newbie, your last lesson and you didn't even need it. [J.D. smiles humbly as Dr. Cox stands up] Three years and it's finally over. I know what you want, I do. [Checks to see if anyone else is around, and opens his arms to JD] Come here.
JD's Thoughts: Oh, my God, it's finally happening! Don't miss a moment! Take it all in! (nervously tries to hum beat in his head)
[J.D. leans in to accept his hug, and is stopped short by Dr. Cox whistling sharply in his ear.]
JD: Ow.
Cox: [Angry] Good God, Fantasia. You--you don't actually think I'm done teaching you, do you? D'you not understand the only difference between today and tomorrow is that when you wake up tomorrow and start coming in here and killing people, that no one can say, "It's no big deal, he's just a resident." Instead, what they're damn sure gonna be wondering is who tried to educate your sorry ass. And when that finger of blame starts pointing in my direction, I had damn sure better be in a coma from the anger stroke I suffered from the last time you tried to hug me.
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JD
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My favorite quotes from Cox.
JD: I was thinking that, when you wrote it, instead of using a girl's name you could refer to me as "Dr. Dorian." I think it sounds a little more professional and, frankly, each time you call me a girl's name, I die a little inside.
Cox: Look, Janice, Denise, Tiffany, Amber, Thiiiieeeessen...
Cox: Just a real nice helmet, there, princess.
JD: Actually, it's not a helmet, it's a "hairmet". It has extra room so you don't mess up your hairdo. [demonstrates]
Cox: Fair enough. [takes out pen and paper] I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.
Cox (to a room of CEO’s): Howdy, fellas. Don't ya--don't ya dare get up -- I don't want to see any broken hips.
Cox (to JD and Elliot): Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle -- and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle -- _together_ the two of you make one barely passable doctor...slash labradoodle.
Cox: [laughs] Look who peeked in his shorts and found a pair! What are you, feeling like you finally took on the old man in a game of one-on-one and kicked his ass? Well, here's the news-flash, there, Skeetch: It was a fluke!
JD: Well, believe what you want to believe. I'll do it again.
Cox: All right, fair enough, here's your chance -- two identical patients. I say we divide 'em up, just like in "The Parent Trap". One goes with the sexy, free-wheeling, bachelor dad -- hello; the other goes with the whiny, neurotic, sexually-repressed mom -- oh, just you all over.
Cox: Oh, then you should definitely handle this yourself, there, Britney. I'm going with female pop stars today. The point is that back when I was a resident, I had all sorts of trouble with metabolic diseases. You know what I did? I grabbed every case I could get my hands on until I had it down pat.
JD: Got it. You really had trouble with metabolic diseases?
Cox: No.... I'm a good doctor.
JD: Uh, Dr. Cox, Dan was wondering if he could trail with us today....
Dr. Cox: Good God in heaven, Newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance, Lance, niet, negatory, mm-mm, nuh-uh, oh-oh, and of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff -- "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!..."
JD: Look, Dr. Cox...
Cox: "Wait for it." ..."Pff."
Jordan: It's Jack's first birthday, I want it to be special. I got a petting zoo for the kids. And we need to figure out something great for the adults.
Cox: How about a Russian Roulette booth? And here's the kicker. We put bullets in ALL the chambers. That way everyone wins!
Cox: Lemme ask you a quick question. Are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside somebody's clogged artery when all that person has to do, really is - oh, I don't know - go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that? And, I know here, I know I'm supposed to be "Dr. Give-A-Crap", but you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact: You are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?
Kelso: This Friday, I am receiving an award from the A.M.A.--
Cox: Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year! Uh, don't you tell me! Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone To Kill Ya and Stuff Ya and Leave Ya by my Bed, So That When I Wake Up in the Morning, I Could Roll Over and Punch You in the Face...of the Year.
Cox: Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall in which you're leaning against, of course, then you would be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know, here it's a conundrum, but don't you worry about it, I'll tackle that one right upstairs. In the meantime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work, and right about now, even though you don't have your basket, its just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley... skip away... [JD hesitantly skips] skip away... skip away, skip, skip, skip to my loo, woohoo!
Cox: Come on, now, Barbie; you keep going down this road, you're gonna go up to the roof of this hospital and jump the hell off. Mind you, it's only five stories high, so that means you'll just wind up back down here, where I, of course, will be the one who has to treat you, and then I'll be forced to jump off the roof of this hospital, which, as I was suggesting to you, is only five stories high, and are you starting to see a pattern forming here?
Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'.
Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Other quotes
Cox: Oh, I don't know, Bob. Here, I like to think I've accomplished plenty of things much more difficult than this. Why, just yesterday morning I somehow managed to hack into your voice-mail and change the outgoing message to, [slips into Kelso voice] "Hi, this is Big Bob. Why, I'm not in right now but, at the beep, leave your name and your penis size!"
Kelso: Perry, have you ever wondered why you've never risen above clinical staff at this hospital? I mean, come on, pal, who do you think the board listens to concerning promotions around here? Why don't I tell you after the beep?
Dr. Steadman: Beeeeeeep.
Kelso: Bob Kelso. Ten inches.
JD : Anyway, this is the end of a major chapter in our lives and you know what? I am going to take you out tonight, yes sir, we are going to get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of wine
Turk : It sounds like you are asking me out on a man-date
J.D. : Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?
JD: You knew she worked here? I can't believe you kept a secret. Remember before your wedding, when you sold me out to Turk?
Carla: JD, you showed up drunk at my shower screaming through tears that I'd never be as emotionally connected to him as you are.
JD: Turk knew I was joking.
JD's Thoughts: Because we're so emotionally connected.
Cox: So, let's see if you got the gobstoppers to take the lead. Be me! [laughs mockingly then turns away with a growl]
JD's Thoughts: Come on...you can do this. Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs!
JD: *whistles* [imitating Dr. Cox] Hhhheeeere's the deal, Eleanor: We're gonna go ahead and get a full work-up on this guy. So, while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage, why don't you go ahead and get an order on EKG with cardio biomarkers. If you need to know where those are, they're on page 37 of the Ann Taylor catalog -- right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater you've wanted for so long but haven't had the courage to order...'cause you're worried the weave's so thin, your nipples might just go ahead and peek their little pink selves through. Isn't that right, Dr. Cox. [Cox says nothing] ...Dr. Cox...
Cox: [imitating JD] Oh, I-I-I'm sorry. Here I was in my own little world, talking to myself and dreaming about candy bracelets.
JD: Look, Dr. Cox, I know you were using reverse psychology with Mr. Radford.
Cox: You do, do you?
JD: Yes. And I figured it out all by myself, without anyone helping me or explaining it directly in my face or anything.
Cox: Well, Newbie, your last lesson and you didn't even need it. [J.D. smiles humbly as Dr. Cox stands up] Three years and it's finally over. I know what you want, I do. [Checks to see if anyone else is around, and opens his arms to JD] Come here.
JD's Thoughts: Oh, my God, it's finally happening! Don't miss a moment! Take it all in! (nervously tries to hum beat in his head)
[J.D. leans in to accept his hug, and is stopped short by Dr. Cox whistling sharply in his ear.]
JD: Ow.
Cox: [Angry] Good God, Fantasia. You--you don't actually think I'm done teaching you, do you? D'you not understand the only difference between today and tomorrow is that when you wake up tomorrow and start coming in here and killing people, that no one can say, "It's no big deal, he's just a resident." Instead, what they're damn sure gonna be wondering is who tried to educate your sorry ass. And when that finger of blame starts pointing in my direction, I had damn sure better be in a coma from the anger stroke I suffered from the last time you tried to hug me.
ROFL, Cox is one funny dude
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^^ Pirceless
Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber (in a sing-song voice) Thiessen. I'm gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call Perry's Perspective. One, if the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill him. Two, I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn. Third, and most important, to be respected as a doctor, nay a man, you must be an island. You're born alone, you damn sure die alone, (looks over and speaks to a cadaver rolling by) isn't that right Spike? My point is, and you may want to jot this down... only the weak need help.
I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything every-everything that exists, past, present, and future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! ...Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
Do you want me to give you my "Things I don't care about" speech again? Because I've updated it to include all white guys who add -izzle to anything.
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too hard to pick, thats what happens when a show is that good
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More random stuff.
Julie: This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nause, impotence and anal leakage.
Dr. Cox : And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation.
J.D.: I was wondering if you knew that I have a date this weekend?
Dr. Cox : Really? Well, newbie, I'm glad that you finally found a woman who enjoys the benefits of a same sex relationship
J.D. : The doc here has been telling me that you have some great stories. I wouldn't mind hearing one sometime.
Dr. Kelso : Oh, what the hell. Back in '68 I don't like you. The end.
Dr. Cox : Lassie, in response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you, I have decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl's name, and instead I am going to refer to you as whatever famous dog I can think of. I have gone with Lassie because of course it satisfies the criteria of being both a girl's and a dog's name, thus helping you to ease into the transition
J.D. : I was just running kissing drills.
Dr. Cox : Oh, that is completely normal then.
Carla : What are you guys talking about?
Turk : Nothing, guy talk.
J.D. : Bitches and hoes.
J.D. : [Thinking] Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a woman.
J.D. : [to Turk] I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
J.D. : Elliot, he didn't say goodbye to a lot of people. Just me, Dr. Cox, Carla, Doug, Snoop Dogg Intern...
Elliot: Who?
[J.D. points to intern]
Snoop Dogg Intern: Where my hoes at?
J.D. : I haven't seen them.
Dr. Cox: Captain Clip-On? Did you go ahead and tattle on me?
Ted: Oh, please, with the shocked look. Newsflash -- I'm sterile! [Cox and Kelso look at him] I mean gutless! ...My guys swim in circles. I--I think it's the bike-riding
Dr. Kelso : And I'll be damned if he doesn't disagree with everything I say just because I said it.
J.D. : Sir, I don't think that's true. [Kelso turns over] Dr. Kelso : It's hotter than hell in here, Perry!
Dr. Cox : Freezing!
Dr. Kelso : Great coffee, though!
Dr. Cox : Rat piss!
Dr. Kelso : Dr. Murphy here is an incompetent suck-up!
Dr. Cox : No, Bob, in fact he's one of the finest young doctors I ever had the good fortune of working with.
Dr. Kelso : [to J.D] Your witness.
Ted : I feel I'd be more productive if my phone dialed out.
Turk: Where's my lucky "Tabasco" rag?
J.D. : Why don't you use "Power Rangers"?
Turk: How are "Power Rangers" as lucky as "Tabasco"?
J.D.: Do you remember when communications with Zordon went down and the Megazord was destroyed?
Turk: How did I miss that episode? Oh, right. I was making love to a woman!
Dr. Kelso : Son, do you think I got to be Chief of Medicine by being late?
Dr. Cox : Noooo, Bobbo, you got there by backstabbing and ass-kissing.
Dr. Kelso : Maybe so, but I started those things properly at eight!
Elliot: Thanks again for helping me look for Carla.
Janitor: No problem. I'll check the dumpster.
Elliot: ...We're not looking for *dead* Carla.
Janitor: Atta girl. You stay optimistic.
J.D. : Hey there, research buddy!
Dr. Cox : We're only four seconds in and I'm already regretting my decision.
J.D. : [hits a bell] Things Jordan says during sex!
[drops giant stack of carefully sorted files]
J.D. : ... there's a good chance I'm gonna kill someone.
Dr. Cox : [hits bell] Things you say when you talk to your patients.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Christopher!
Chris Turk : Christopher? You only call me Christopher when you're mad or when we're having sex... Baby, are you mad when we're having sex?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Sometimes.
Dr. Cox : You're a wonderful and passionate person, and that's why I can see myself with you when I'm 70 and you're 65 and your face is 40 and your boobs are 29.
Dr. Cox : I don't necessarily buy all this new-agey crap. One time I saw my mom knock my father unconscious with a frying pan. And d'you know what I did? I kept right on going with my birthday party.
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^^^ haha, lol. funny
Shiet, i'm downloading all 5 seasons as we speak ;D
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ROFL, Scrubs really are the best, if it wasnt for the weak season 6 so far, Id say theyr even better than Seinfeld.
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ROFL, Scrubs really are the best, if it wasnt for the weak season 6 so far, Id say theyr even better than Seinfeld.
Is season 6 weak?
I found a torrent with seasons 1-5 complete
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Well,I'd still advise you to watch it but yeah its weak. Too serious, its like Tedd, Todd, Janitor and Coxs speaches disapeared.
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That's such a hard question, there's the pussiness of JD that's just so hilarious, or Cox being a complete tool, or Kelso who's just fuckin hilarious too. Those are my top 3.
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I had to do it. ;D
Kelso: Ted, you know my rule about personal problems--I'm not interested unless it involves my loved ones. Or possibly my wife.
Cox: (to Elliot) Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.
Cox: [to J.D.] I believe in team-building, too, Newbie. And I'd make my interns agree with me, but they're in a time-out right now because one of them used the phrase "let's rock and roll."
Kelso: Son, when you're an intern, you get treated like crap; and then when you're in a position of power, you do the same thing to them. It's inevitable! Like the tide, or the awkward toast I'm going to have to give some day at my son's big gay wedding. Mark my words: Eventually you'll treat them like dirt like the rest of us do.
J.D.: Sir, I'd love to chat, but it's already eight -- I gotta rock and roll.
Dr. Cox: I beg your pardon?
J.D. [standing at the wall with Cox's interns] I'm an attending!
Dr. Cox: Tell it to the wall, Newbie!
Carla: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Turk: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wus'UP
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i'd have to say dr cox and jd
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All of em r funny, but I had 2 go with JD on this 1! U can always rely on JD 2 make u laugh!
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hilarious show, one of the best on tv...I voted The Tod, although I could argue for the janitor, JD, and Dr. Cox...classic show, excellent writing.
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After long and intense thought Im going to pick Dr. Cox
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After long and intense thought Im going to pick Dr. Cox
Me too. JD is funny because the show is centered around him, so we are exposed to his funny ways the most. Janitor is hilarious, but there are no real characteristics about him. He just shows up, torments JD, and pretty much that's it. That's what's so funny about him. Cox on the other hand is just plain hilarious. His rants and wordplay are genius. John C. McGinley is an excellent actor too.
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To be honest I find the script and the dialogue and the ideas funnier than any individual character.
Every person says funny stuff, even Elliott at times.
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Scrubs >>>>>>>>>> That 70's Show.
easily ;D
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The more you post the more I am tempted to add quotes. ;D But I'm running out of funny ones. :(
Cox: I don't think you understand the predicament that you're in here. Kelso expects a long, glowing testimonial. The kind that make men cheer and women...what is it that women do, Newbie?
J.D.: How the hell would I know?
J.D.'s Thoughts: They swoon!
Danni: I love 'The Fugitive'. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford?
J.D.: Harrison Ford, hands down.
The girls look at him.
J.D.: ...But you were probably talking to Carla. I'm having such a gay day!
Carla: "Day"?
Kelso: Due to lack of funds, I'm shutting down our babymobile, which means there will no longer be free prenatal care for underprivileged women. Bottom line -- if you're thinking about knocking up a homeless gal, I'd do it this weekend.
Elliot [On the phone]: Yeah, I think I know this guy. Is he a cocky black doctor with a white doctor following him around and looking at him like he's in love?
J.D.: [To Turk] You would make a pretty girl.
Mr. Keck: Yeah.
Carla: Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
Turk: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
Carla: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there's no women.
Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby!
Carla: Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays -- men only.
J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Carla: Okay, fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim!
J.D.: Why do you have to go there?
Kelso: [On the phone] Darling, I wanna say something. For the past 25 years, we've been going through the motions -- once every couple of weeks we have sex, and then we have breakfast without saying a word. Well, tonight, I want you to put on a nice dress, because I'm gonna take you to dinner and I'm gonna start telling you all the things I haven't taken the time to say all these years. ... I love you, too. [Hangs up]
Ted: That was beautiful, sir!
Kelso: Thanks, Ted. Call my wife, tell her I won't be home tonight.
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Ted: Sir, about Nurse Espinosa and Dr. Reid's suspensions, really there aren't any grounds to punish them for moonlighting, because they weren't working with people -- just animals.
Kelso: "Just animals"? Oh, please, this dog is smarter than most people. He's definitely smarter than you.
Ted: Sir, I don't think--
Kelso: Baxter, sit![dog sits] Ted, sit. [Ted sits]
Carla: Ted, you don't have to-
Ted: Shut up. I can win this!
Kelso: Baxter, speak. [dog barks]
Kelso: Ted, speak.
Ted: Hellooooooooo!
Kelso: Baxter, left foot. [dog raises left paw]
Kelso: Ted, left hand. [Ted raises right hand]
Elliot: Left hand, Ted.
Ted: Hellooooooooooo!
Kelso: Baxter wins. He gets the desk.
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Ted: Sir, about Nurse Espinosa and Dr. Reid's suspensions, really there aren't any grounds to punish them for moonlighting, because they weren't working with people -- just animals.
Kelso: "Just animals"? Oh, please, this dog is smarter than most people. He's definitely smarter than you.
Ted: Sir, I don't think--
Kelso: Baxter, sit![dog sits] Ted, sit. [Ted sits]
Carla: Ted, you don't have to-
Ted: Shut up. I can win this!
Kelso: Baxter, speak. [dog barks]
Kelso: Ted, speak.
Ted: Hellooooooooo!
Kelso: Baxter, left foot. [dog raises left paw]
Kelso: Ted, left hand. [Ted raises right hand]
Elliot: Left hand, Ted.
Lawyer: Hellooooooooooo!
Kelso: Baxter wins. He gets the desk.
LMAO. Ted is too stupid ;D
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LMAO. Ted is too stupid ;D
Well I'm not half as stupid as you. >:( >:( >:(
;D
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LMAO. Ted is too stupid ;D
Well I'm not half as stupid you. >:( >:( >:(
;D
LOL +1 :D
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Carla: Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
Turk: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
Carla: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there's no women.
Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby!
Carla: Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays -- men only.
J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Carla: Okay, fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim!
J.D.: Why do you have to go there?
ROFL, thats just too funny, I think its episode 504, that whole ep is pure classic.
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Carla: Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
Turk: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
Carla: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there's no women.
Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby!
Carla: Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays -- men only.
J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Carla: Okay, fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim!
J.D.: Why do you have to go there?
ROFL, thats just too funny, I think its episode 504, that whole ep is pure classic.
Hahaha :D
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Carla: Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
Turk: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
Carla: If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Turk: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Let's say there's no women.
Turk: There's always women at the pool, baby!
Carla: Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D.: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Turk: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays -- men only.
J.D.: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Carla: Okay, fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Turk: Oh! So now a brother can't swim!
J.D.: Why do you have to go there?
ROFL, thats just too funny, I think its episode 504, that whole ep is pure classic.
Correct. The episode is "My Jiggely Ball". Definatly one of my top 5 episodes.
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Finally! the torrent is downloaded :D
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i'd have to say dr cox and jd
i agree with you, and turk is pretty funny too
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i voted for JD but really I think whats so great about the show is how well they all work togethar and off of eachother so it's hard to pick one. I love the supporting characters though...the todd with his high fives and enuendos always have me rollin. teds band cracks me up too..."oh thats old news baby, were primetime now." They're acctually good haha.
But yeah have you guys noticed that Turk sings and or dances in just about everysingle episode...ive been watchin the reruns at 1130 to 1230 all year and i swear to god ive seen maybe 2 where he hasnt.
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But yeah have you guys noticed that Turk sings and or dances in just about everysingle episode...ive been watchin the reruns at 1130 to 1230 all year and i swear to god ive seen maybe 2 where he hasnt.
http://www.youtube.com/v/8pwfO8G5uIo
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Teddy and KDub, whats your opinion on the 6th season ? Shit is weak as fuck imo, 607 was finnally nice but 608 was wack again.
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Teddy and KDub, whats your opinion on the 6th season ? Shit is weak as fuck imo, 607 was finnally nice but 608 was wack again.
Sup playa.
You know I'm Norwegian, and we're waaaay behind schedule in terms of the seasons when it comes to american tv series.
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Teddy and KDub, whats your opinion on the 6th season ? Shit is weak as fuck imo, 607 was finnally nice but 608 was wack again.
Sup playa.
You know I'm Norwegian, and we're waaaay behind schedule in terms of the seasons when it comes to american tv series.
Same here, thats why I egt stuff from internet...
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Teddy and KDub, whats your opinion on the 6th season ? Shit is weak as fuck imo, 607 was finnally nice but 608 was wack again.
Sup playa.
You know I'm Norwegian, and we're waaaay behind schedule in terms of the seasons when it comes to american tv series.
Same here, thats why I egt stuff from internet...
Ait. But I'm not sure what season they are sending now lol. I'm just watching.
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I work evenings, so I haven't watched a single season 6 episode. I can't even record it because I don't have fuckin' VCR. I'll eventually find a place/time to watch it.