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Title: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: mrtonguetwista on January 19, 2007, 08:28:13 PM
Shortest probably bout 5 days @ Avis rent-a-car cleaning out cars

Longest is now ..just started 11th year.......getting that yaper
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: I.B. BLVD on January 19, 2007, 08:39:45 PM
The only job I had was Sav-on/cvs for 1 month, then I quit, I couldnt stand that shit!
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: LAKERS_FAN89 on January 19, 2007, 08:44:42 PM
hopefully they call me for the job at big 5 sports...maybe i might work at a hottel to 8)
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 19, 2007, 09:30:36 PM
My shortest was 2 weeks.  It was a summer job while I was at school painting houses.  We'd go in newly built homes and sand all the wood trim, spray laquer, paint.  It was fuckin horrible breathing in all of those fumes and all that sawdust and shit.  I'd get home at night and be coughing up black shit.  So I walked in a quit after I got my paycheck.  My boss flipped the fuck out and I thought he were gonna throw dow, lol.  He was def fucked in his head from breathing that shit in for 35 years.

I did meet this crazy ass dude that painted with us a few times and he brought in a joint the day before I quit which was cool.

My longest is my current job which I've been at for 3.5 years.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Westcoastin' on January 19, 2007, 09:44:34 PM
Iv had a few crappy little jobs that didnt last very long...but my shortest was at Boston Pizza, i worked a 4 hour shift and then quit....same day as the orientation.

and I worked with a concrete company for about a month, but then my buddy almost died on the site....a pretty big re-bar wall fell on him,   so we all asked for raises, didnt get it so ended up quitting
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: ecrazy on January 19, 2007, 10:08:32 PM
Longest - Demolishing and hauling - I still kinda have the job, go in when i need to or if i dont have money, been doin it for 8 years or so
Shortest - um, i think it was 4 days or so when i was 16, i was a sandwich artist at subway
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on January 19, 2007, 10:45:11 PM
^^^^ sandwich artist hahaha i hate the fact that they call it that Subways is gay.

Shortest for me was a day at a bottle factory. I knew 5 minutes after walking in i was gonna quit.

longest is now 3.5 years at a italian restaurant
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: big mat on January 19, 2007, 11:17:44 PM
i had a fuckin ex convict job i don't know how the fuck i got there, but this was fuckin boring and i told the boss he looked like a frustrated version of homer simpsons and the next day they didn't want me anymore. Anyway we were packtin boxes with the screws and i was the guy taping the boxes. There were a couple of crazy guys in this shop and i was the only one going home after the job. I worked 3 days or 2 and half i don't remember.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: big mat on January 19, 2007, 11:19:12 PM
the longest i have is the current one, i'm a construction worker but i've studied a lil bit of architecture but never finished it
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: GangstaBoogy on January 20, 2007, 12:54:23 AM
I worked at Wal-mart for like 2 1/2 weeks. After that I retired.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Lake Titicaca on January 20, 2007, 01:27:32 AM
15 minutes...

I wasn't down to sell knives  :laugh: I took my newly created employee file and walked out.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Oklin on January 20, 2007, 01:49:25 AM
My "longest" was Sikotic
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: We Fly High on January 20, 2007, 03:19:03 AM
like 1 day at 100.3 the beat was my shortest, and i was outta there. haha. they had me on some bullshit. longest one i've had is the one i have now, and its been since august 05, so about 1.5 years.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on January 20, 2007, 03:56:14 AM
Worked for a couple of months in mcdonalds, was ite at first then it got dread overtime...

Shortest job was in Zenith Windows as a telemarketing person, one day and that was the training i came in for lol! Never came back after that.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Throwback on January 20, 2007, 06:49:07 AM
2 days at mcdonalds. fuck flippin burgers. i was like the only kid that could write, read and count. now im a postman, for like 9 months. that must be the longest.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: No Compute on January 20, 2007, 06:52:39 AM
3 and a half weeks, it was my only job unless you count being a paperboy. :D
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Lincoln on January 20, 2007, 07:04:08 AM
Shortest: One month, got laid off along with about 10% of my fellow employees.
Longest: 2 years.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: maudizzle on January 20, 2007, 09:08:58 AM
longest -> the job i have now, which i got since last summer. i'm a mail man.
shortest -> doing laundry for 2 or 3 days (through a temporary work agency). i offended my boss a little bit by saying something she couldn't appreciate :P
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Gangstauu on January 20, 2007, 09:34:29 AM
shortest: 1 day in the supermarket, i quit because i signed a contract for 20 hours a week and i got 32 hours a week scheduled the first week

longest: 13 months now, still going... washing dishes
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on January 20, 2007, 09:47:28 AM
shortest:the job I am getting ready to start now,
longest:the job I am getting ready to start now

let me explain I have worker there about 24-25 times,got fired 24 of them,litterally quit once.......
it is a telemarketing job but it is easy cuz I am handicapped and it is a handicapped working place.........
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 20, 2007, 10:17:43 AM
longest -> the job i have now, which i got since last summer. i'm a mail man.
shortest -> doing laundry for 2 or 3 days (through a temporary work agency). i offended my boss a little bit by saying something she couldn't appreciate :P

You and Yishay should join forces and shut the mail game down.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 20, 2007, 10:20:05 AM
shortest:the job I am getting ready to start now,
longest:the job I am getting ready to start now

let me explain I have worker there about 24-25 times,got fired 24 of them,litterally quit once.......
it is a telemarketing job but it is easy cuz I am handicapped and it is a handicapped working place.........

You got fired from the same job 24 times? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!  For real, you never cease to amaze me with the shit you say. +1
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: mrtonguetwista on January 20, 2007, 10:57:23 AM
I am handicapped
NO SHIT! lol
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on January 20, 2007, 11:12:09 AM
and ya know this mayne ;D :D ;) :)
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on January 20, 2007, 11:21:23 AM
and ya know this mayne ;D :D ;) :)

whats handicap and why
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on January 20, 2007, 11:26:11 AM
nuropathy,diabetes,low thyroid,high blood pressure and anemia......

all because of diabetes................
but I am getting gastric bypass bariatric surgery done.........

by next year my ass will be down to 125 pounds.........

I weigh 303 now.......
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on January 20, 2007, 11:31:35 AM
yeah but youll still have the diabetes....
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on January 20, 2007, 11:35:12 AM
nah baby I got diabetes type 2:)
all i gotta do is lose weight
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: big mat on January 20, 2007, 12:02:17 PM
that sucks
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on January 20, 2007, 12:10:36 PM
yeah well I will be able to drink pepsi again just ion lil sips..........

the only thing I don't like is that the stomach doesn't warn you when it is full,you just throw up all of a sudden

can't eat no more whoppers >:(
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Lex Boooger on January 20, 2007, 12:21:18 PM
Shortest: Telemarketing job but i didn't know it was for a male enhancement pill (Cialis). After 1 call i told my boss i wasn't down with talking to dudes about their penises and walked out.


Longest: Amateur Comedian and actor since 2005
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: big mat on January 20, 2007, 12:26:26 PM
Shortest: Telemarketing job but i didn't know it was for a male enhancement pill (Cialis). After 1 call i told my boss i wasn't down with talking to dudes about their penises and walked out.

haha
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Jakubs on January 20, 2007, 01:38:26 PM
My shortest was 1 month at Dimple Records. I thought I would get to interact with customers and discuss music all day, but it was just like any other retail job, stocking shelves and cleaning. My longest was 1 year 9 months at a credit union. I liked the job but the manager wasn't deserving of his position and I made that quite known.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Mr. O on January 20, 2007, 01:42:52 PM
1 day. (shortest)
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: maudizzle on January 20, 2007, 02:48:08 PM
You and Yishay should join forces and shut the mail game down.

Let me tell you something funny. Well, it's not funny, but it's a little something I'd like to share. Since new years eve the son of my old boss (who also worked at the mail) was missing. They searched with dogs, with helicopters, etc. Yesterday they finally found him in the water. Dead as a motherfucker. It amazes me how many people signed a condoleance thingy on the net. Over 2300! I can't imagine that anyone (except for celebrities) knows 2300 people. Shit's fucking retarded. Most people hadn't even met him probably ::)
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Suffice on January 20, 2007, 02:54:25 PM
Shortest job - telemarketing. I had to call ppl and ask for a donation for this exposition for little kids. Soon enough i realized it was a fucking scam and these guys were pulling like 10,000$ a day, calling ppl at 7am and shit, waking them up... and all the people that worked there got was commission. If u don't get a sale, you go home with nothing. I worked there for like 4 days, probably about 15 hours total, made 50$ total. What a joke. Yeah, and this was when i was 16 so of course i'd never resort to anything like that now. I bounced out of there so quick man, i don't even consider that as having had the job
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: acgrundy on January 20, 2007, 08:01:21 PM
yeah well I will be able to drink pepsi again just ion lil sips..........

the only thing I don't like is that the stomach doesn't warn you when it is full,you just throw up all of a sudden

can't eat no more whoppers >:(

You are getting the stomach surgery and still gonna drink pepsi?  SMH.  Why even bother with it.  You are not going to be able to handle that diet.  Don't kid yourself.  Save the insurance payers some money.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 20, 2007, 08:15:25 PM
You and Yishay should join forces and shut the mail game down.

Let me tell you something funny. Well, it's not funny, but it's a little something I'd like to share. Since new years eve the son of my old boss (who also worked at the mail) was missing. They searched with dogs, with helicopters, etc. Yesterday they finally found him in the water. Dead as a motherfucker. It amazes me how many people signed a condoleance thingy on the net. Over 2300! I can't imagine that anyone (except for celebrities) knows 2300 people. Shit's fucking retarded. Most people hadn't even met him probably ::)


All the more reason for you to join forces.  You can watch each other's backs.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: KURUPTION-81 on January 21, 2007, 02:13:51 PM
ive had the same job for six years, its shit . The company i woprk for is moving in march so im probably gonna take redundancy and get a new job.
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: J$crILLa on January 22, 2007, 01:04:56 AM

LONGEST (dec01 - present)
PIZZA EXTREME 5 years, (driver 1 yr, counter 1 yr, manager 3 years)

shortest (summer 01)
good-will warehouse 7 hours
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Low Key on January 22, 2007, 02:18:26 AM
Longest job: Fox Sports Net cameraman (4 years/current)

Shortest job: Lawn & Garden Repair (1 months)
Title: Re: What's the longest/shortest job you've had?
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on January 22, 2007, 12:01:16 PM
actually I took a look at the diet I'd be on for the rest of my life..........

I think I might take the lap band procedure,besides that first surgery gives you gas :(