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Title: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: QuietTruth on January 25, 2007, 12:29:13 PM
 ;D

LMFAO! For real though, they do. Whenever you hear the explanation to their way of life or how it works, it's crazy. They always make the most sense.

I'm pretty sure it was the Greeks or the Egyptians but in that area and time period, all there ideas made fuckin' sense. I can't think of alot off hand but ya know what I'm getting at right? Don't they though???


Myths

'Originally humans were combined of 4 arms, 4 legs, and a single head made of 2 faces, but Zeus feared their power and split them all in half, condemning them to spending their lives searching for the other half to complete them.' And that's where your soulmate or wife come from.

'Myth also has it that Venus' son Cupid accidentally shot arrows into the rose garden when a bee stung him, and it was the "sting" of the arrows that caused the roses to grow thorns. And, when Venus walked through the garden and pricked her foot on a thorn, it was the droplets of her blood which turned the roses red.'

This one is hilarious. 'Heracles was born of Zeus and a mortal woman, Alcmene. Just before Heracles was born, Zeus boasted that a son of his blood would be born that day and rule over the House of Perseus. Hera in jealousy, arranged with Eileityia, the goddess of childbirth, to delay the delivery. Eilethyia outside her bed room with her legs and fingers tightly crossed, effectively blocking delivery. Zeus switched with an other woman who was having his child but wasn't due yet. Zeus got Athena to bring the child to Hera, saying she found it outside the city and asked Hera to to pity him. Hera bared her breast to the baby but Heracles sucked with such force that Hera pulled her breast away.
The milk spurted across the sky and became the Milky Way.'



All their Gods make sense too and shit. Shit is crazy. Don't front.  8)
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 25, 2007, 12:38:13 PM
I took a course on Greek Myth a year ago. It was actually pretty interesting. I dunno if it makes a lot fo sense, but you can see its huge impact on today's society.

BTW, Zeus is the biggest pimp ever. He got more ass than anybody.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: QuietTruth on January 25, 2007, 12:42:11 PM
That's what's up!

LMAO.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: D-Reborn on January 25, 2007, 12:45:10 PM
hades is the shit, get him mad get yo ass killed and damned

 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on January 25, 2007, 01:50:26 PM
BTW, Zeus is the biggest pimp ever. He got more ass than anybody.
:sign_werd: He even hit it with his own sisters. :P

I use to love greek mythology when I was very young.
Greek myth>* myth
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: The Kryptonian on January 25, 2007, 02:55:27 PM
All of the Ancient myths are largely intertwined. they just have different names is all.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: King Tech Quadafi on January 25, 2007, 03:15:32 PM
ive taken greek n roman myth, as well as greek/roman history courses, i used to love that shit as a kid

sik, ju right mayne, zeus was cooler than ice berg slim. man was a beast
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: swangin and bangin on January 25, 2007, 03:36:14 PM
wasnt hercules greek?
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Sparegeez on January 25, 2007, 04:30:06 PM
wasnt hercules greek?

"Is Greece in Europe?"

"Do Greeks have good food?"

"Why Do Greeks wear skirts?"

You always give the stupidest inputs in these conversations i swear.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 25, 2007, 05:33:09 PM
What I love the most about Greek mythology are the paintings that portray certain myths. One thing I learned from taking those mythology classes was an appreciation of art. I mean, how can you not appreciate this?:

(http://www.the-pantheon.com/images/rape_europa.jpg)

This is a portayal of Zeus' rape of Europa. Zeus is soooooo fuckin' gangsta, that even when a bitch wouldn't give up the cock (no homo) he would do something crazy like turn into an animal or a tree and kidnap her.

So in this particular situation, this nigga Zeus turns into a bull. He would then proceed to bang her, get her pregnant, and bounce back to Mount Olympus. Zeus never had to pay any child support. All these rappers need to be looking at Zeus for inspiration.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: WC Iz Active on January 25, 2007, 06:45:42 PM
I took a course on Greek Myth a year ago. It was actually pretty interesting. I dunno if it makes a lot fo sense, but you can see its huge impact on today's society.

BTW, Zeus is the biggest pimp ever. He got more ass than anybody.

LMAO!
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: BigBDrugStores on January 26, 2007, 07:33:38 PM
I took a course on Greek Myth a year ago. It was actually pretty interesting. I dunno if it makes a lot fo sense, but you can see its huge impact on today's society.

BTW, Zeus is the biggest pimp ever. He got more ass than anybody.

LMAO!
lol
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Noname on January 27, 2007, 01:02:28 PM
So in this particular situation, this nigga Zeus turns into a bull. He would then proceed to bang her, get her pregnant, and bounce back to Mount Olympus. Zeus never had to pay any child support. All these rappers need to be looking at Zeus for inspiration.

LOL
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: *Z* - The Queen of Dubcc on January 27, 2007, 03:26:44 PM

'Originally humans were combined of 4 arms, 4 legs, and a single head made of 2 faces, but Zeus feared their power and split them all in half, condemning them to spending their lives searching for the other half to complete them.' And that's where your soulmate or wife come from.


^^this is plato, as far as i remember.
liked that a lot.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Wild_Elmo on January 27, 2007, 03:44:46 PM
greeks invented anal sex... fuckin faggots
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: BigBDrugStores on January 27, 2007, 03:47:30 PM
greeks invented anal sex... fuckin faggots
really? thanks greece, no homo.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: swangin and bangin on January 27, 2007, 04:25:31 PM
greeks invented anal sex... fuckin faggots
hows that gay?
what if u was fuckin a buttaface, wouldnt u wanna bend her over and pipe her behind?
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Sparegeez on January 27, 2007, 05:05:38 PM
Anal Sex is disgusting. I don't know how anybody can find any joy in that.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: BigBDrugStores on January 27, 2007, 05:08:40 PM
Anal Sex is disgusting. I don't know how anybody can find any joy in that.
its like mushy sand paper sometimes.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: sonofisis on January 27, 2007, 05:13:50 PM
;D

LMFAO! For real though, they do. Whenever you hear the explanation to their way of life or how it works, it's crazy. They always make the most sense.

I'm pretty sure it was the Greeks or the Egyptians but in that area and time period, all there ideas made fuckin' sense. I can't think of alot off hand but ya know what I'm getting at right? Don't they though???




All their Gods make sense too and shit. Shit is crazy. Don't front.  8)

I don't know, it depends... You think about it hard enough the shit doesn't make since at all, but using your imagination I guess it can. And yea, the Egyptians had the older, more developed myths imo.. Greek culture was too gay for me.. And not sure what time period you're referring to, or what "area"? Greece is in Europe, Ancient Egypt was/is in Africa, and Egypt is a lot older than Greece..
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Shallow on January 27, 2007, 06:31:01 PM
;D

LMFAO! For real though, they do. Whenever you hear the explanation to their way of life or how it works, it's crazy. They always make the most sense.

I'm pretty sure it was the Greeks or the Egyptians but in that area and time period, all there ideas made fuckin' sense. I can't think of alot off hand but ya know what I'm getting at right? Don't they though???




All their Gods make sense too and shit. Shit is crazy. Don't front.  8)

I don't know, it depends... You think about it hard enough the shit doesn't make since at all, but using your imagination I guess it can. And yea, the Egyptians had the older, more developed myths imo.. Greek culture was too gay for me.. And not sure what time period you're referring to, or what "area"? Greece is in Europe, Ancient Egypt was/is in Africa, and Egypt is a lot older than Greece..


Here's the million dollar question; would you rather fuck a feminine looking young man or your blood sister?


anyway, I'm not getting into the who invented what business but of what we have available to us by the Greek Writers of the ancient times is alot more indepth than what we have from Egypt. The plays, the science, the philosophy, the math; is there any part of the world as advanced as that for that time as far as we know? (It's a real question not a rhetorical one). Sure what we don't know about in the ancient could fill the universe but we can only really go by what we see. also a lot of the Greek writers were politcal commentators and thei work is often a critique of society in a very subtle way.

Of course what is really true we'll never My father read me a quote by Herodotus (I think it was Herodotus) the other night and it sums up all history; "I write what they tell, but that doesn't mean I believe it". If the "father of history" flat out tells you it's bullshit then what can we ever really trust about any recorded history, particularly from the ancient times?
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 27, 2007, 06:44:43 PM

Here's the million dollar question; would you rather fuck a feminine looking young man or your blood sister?

Wow, that is one hell of a question. I'll get back to you on that.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 27, 2007, 07:59:55 PM
Here's the million dollar question; would you rather fuck a feminine looking young man or your blood sister?

If the feminine young man is chubby and has bitch tits then it's a no brainer. 
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: swangin and bangin on January 27, 2007, 08:32:55 PM
Here's the million dollar question; would you rather fuck a feminine looking young man or your blood sister?

If the feminine young man is chubby and has bitch tits then it's a no brainer. 
he still has a cock! thats nasty
i pick niether
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 27, 2007, 09:28:49 PM
i pick niether
That is not an option. Me, I'm still undeided after 3 hours, but I'll have an answer.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Don Seer on January 28, 2007, 02:45:06 AM
greeks invented anal sex... fuckin faggots
hows that gay?
what if u was fuckin a buttaface, wouldnt u wanna bend her over and pipe her behind?

lol.. u can bend her over and still hit it from the back.. without riding the hershey highway young man..
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 28, 2007, 03:01:42 AM
I got an answer to the question, I would have to do my sister. At least she would be a woman  :-X
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Shallow on January 28, 2007, 07:26:31 AM
Do you have a sister? I do and I couldn't do it. I'd probably try and kill myself or cut my dick off to avoid either choice.





Here's the million dollar question; would you rather fuck a feminine looking young man or your blood sister?

If the feminine young man is chubby and has bitch tits then it's a no brainer. 
he still has a cock! thats nasty
i pick niether


Not always, many of the young sex slave boys were eunuchs so you could find one with out a dick.


Of course in actuality most of the "facts" we know about ancient Greece come from fiction writers and what not; the art side of society. Imagine our civilization falls and 1000 years later someone finds the archive of Oscar winning films. How accurate to what life was like would it really be?
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: QuietTruth on January 28, 2007, 10:41:39 AM
;D

LMFAO! For real though, they do. Whenever you hear the explanation to their way of life or how it works, it's crazy. They always make the most sense.

I'm pretty sure it was the Greeks or the Egyptians but in that area and time period, all there ideas made fuckin' sense. I can't think of alot off hand but ya know what I'm getting at right? Don't they though???




All their Gods make sense too and shit. Shit is crazy. Don't front.  8)

I don't know, it depends... You think about it hard enough the shit doesn't make since at all, but using your imagination I guess it can. And yea, the Egyptians had the older, more developed myths imo.. Greek culture was too gay for me.. And not sure what time period you're referring to, or what "area"? Greece is in Europe, Ancient Egypt was/is in Africa, and Egypt is a lot older than Greece..

Well, I don't know nothing about Greek shit, just like the stories of explaining stuff and the myths. ;D
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: IRAN iz Gangsta! on January 28, 2007, 03:52:10 PM
Whats funny is the fraternities  think they're cool and all that not knowing "brother hoods" back in those days meant the old philosophers used to gather young boys to fuck them. LOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: QuietTruth on January 29, 2007, 12:07:29 PM
^ Interesting.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: 7even on January 29, 2007, 05:55:41 PM
So I went to the second page of the thread first, without reading page 1, thinking a discussion of some ancient greek myths might have evolved... and what I get is people talking about homosexual anal sex and fucking their sister.

Disappointing.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 29, 2007, 07:31:03 PM
Well, it did start off quite nicely.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 29, 2007, 08:36:31 PM
So I went to the second page of the thread first, without reading page 1, thinking a discussion of some ancient greek myths might have evolved... and what I get is people talking about homosexual anal sex and fucking their sister.

Disappointing.

It's a philosophical debate.  But I have the answer.  Everyone should screw the little boy because they shouldn't want to destroy their sister's mind with the image of having sex with her brother.  At least this way you're screwing up somebody's mind that you'll never have anything to do with.  You gotta live w/ your sister for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: *Z* - The Queen of Dubcc on January 30, 2007, 11:18:25 AM
what about screwing neither?
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: QuietTruth on January 30, 2007, 12:01:51 PM
Well, it did start off quite nicely.
If I don't say so myself.



It all started with the 1st reply.

I'm just playin' witt chu my nigga. ;D
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 30, 2007, 05:09:43 PM
what about screwing neither?

That wasn't the question, and it wasn't an option.  But as a female, you'd be screwing your brother or dyking it out with a masculine female.  Which do you chose?
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 30, 2007, 05:25:19 PM
Well, it did start off quite nicely.
If I don't say so myself.



It all started with the 1st reply.

I'm just playin' witt chu my nigga. ;D
lol

At least that reply was homo and incest free.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Shallow on January 30, 2007, 08:36:20 PM
So I went to the second page of the thread first, without reading page 1, thinking a discussion of some ancient greek myths might have evolved... and what I get is people talking about homosexual anal sex and fucking their sister.

Disappointing.



Someone took a cheap shot ay my supposedly gay heritage so I took one back at his supposedly incestual heritage. At least you couldn't inbreed by fucking a Eunuch. I think that's the true reason why the Egyptian culture has crumbled while the Greek one lasted the whole way. All the upper class Egyptians were so fucked up from being the products of generations upon generations of inbreeding that they went mad and crumbled while the high class Greeks retained positions of power in Roman and Ottoman Empires and were a major spike in the Western European renaissance. They may have liked their young boys with no penises but they always found a good ripe women to create an heir.  ;)
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: IRAN iz Gangsta! on January 30, 2007, 08:59:03 PM

Someone took a cheap shot ay my supposedly gay heritage so I took one back at his supposedly incestual heritage. At least you couldn't inbreed by fucking a Eunuch. I think that's the true reason why the Egyptian culture has crumbled while the Greek one lasted the whole way. All the upper class Egyptians were so fucked up from being the products of generations upon generations of inbreeding that they went mad and crumbled while the high class Greeks retained positions of power in Roman and Ottoman Empires and were a major spike in the Western European renaissance. They may have liked their young boys with no penises but they always found a good ripe women to create an heir.  ;)


The reason the Greeks survived is because they were the closest for Europeans and they claimed their heritage as a start of their own.  White people rather relate to romans and greeks than to egyptians, persians, africans, arabs and chinese.  Therefore they glorified their history the most and fed it down to people in the last couple of centuries. 

Greeks were very biased in writting their history and they made it look like they were perfect gods and they created everything.  Egyptians like many other middle eastern and african countries fell victim to arab invasion and thats the reason their history crumbled.  Except the Persians, they stopped the arab invasion cuz we have our own history and culture.  In reality Alexander and the greeks werent that smart cuz they could have kept a huge persian empire that was already a full functioning machine of its  own.  But instead they had such a grudge that they decided to burn everything away in one night.  After Alexander, the empire split to differnet parts when it could have been ran by greeks for years and years. 

Also, Greeks always exaggerated the events and numbers heavily in their own favor which is why most of your history is just a fairy tale just like the myths and stories with fictional characters.  The truth is Alexander used a good time to start a revolution against a corrupt and weakend persian empire.  You see at that time, the empire was so huge and was not ran properly...the gov't was too rich and the allied states (satrapies) werent being helped.  So most of the empire opposed the king darius 3rd who had only came into power for 5 years at the age of 40, he was inexperienced and he had the whole country mad at him (like bush rite now).  Therefore it was easy for the greeks to get help from others to overthrow the king.  There was no such war as described in your books.  ;)
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: *Z* - The Queen of Dubcc on January 31, 2007, 05:54:11 AM
what about screwing neither?

That wasn't the question, and it wasn't an option.  But as a female, you'd be screwing your brother or dyking it out with a masculine female.  Which do you chose?

this discussion reminds me of this southpark moment lol:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OUOmlzobqnk
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on January 31, 2007, 10:26:06 AM
what about screwing neither?

That wasn't the question, and it wasn't an option.  But as a female, you'd be screwing your brother or dyking it out with a masculine female.  Which do you chose?

this discussion reminds me of this southpark moment lol:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OUOmlzobqnk

Gotta love south park.  you didn't answer the question though...
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Shallow on January 31, 2007, 04:23:01 PM

Someone took a cheap shot ay my supposedly gay heritage so I took one back at his supposedly incestual heritage. At least you couldn't inbreed by fucking a Eunuch. I think that's the true reason why the Egyptian culture has crumbled while the Greek one lasted the whole way. All the upper class Egyptians were so fucked up from being the products of generations upon generations of inbreeding that they went mad and crumbled while the high class Greeks retained positions of power in Roman and Ottoman Empires and were a major spike in the Western European renaissance. They may have liked their young boys with no penises but they always found a good ripe women to create an heir.  ;)


The reason the Greeks survived is because they were the closest for Europeans and they claimed their heritage as a start of their own.  White people rather relate to romans and greeks than to egyptians, persians, africans, arabs and chinese.  Therefore they glorified their history the most and fed it down to people in the last couple of centuries. 

Greeks were very biased in writting their history and they made it look like they were perfect gods and they created everything.  Egyptians like many other middle eastern and african countries fell victim to arab invasion and thats the reason their history crumbled.  Except the Persians, they stopped the arab invasion cuz we have our own history and culture.  In reality Alexander and the greeks werent that smart cuz they could have kept a huge persian empire that was already a full functioning machine of its  own.  But instead they had such a grudge that they decided to burn everything away in one night.  After Alexander, the empire split to differnet parts when it could have been ran by greeks for years and years. 

Also, Greeks always exaggerated the events and numbers heavily in their own favor which is why most of your history is just a fairy tale just like the myths and stories with fictional characters.  The truth is Alexander used a good time to start a revolution against a corrupt and weakend persian empire.  You see at that time, the empire was so huge and was not ran properly...the gov't was too rich and the allied states (satrapies) werent being helped.  So most of the empire opposed the king darius 3rd who had only came into power for 5 years at the age of 40, he was inexperienced and he had the whole country mad at him (like bush rite now).  Therefore it was easy for the greeks to get help from others to overthrow the king.  There was no such war as described in your books.  ;)


That may explain why the culture is still around, but it doesn't explain why you took my post serious enough to write 3 full paragraphs in response to it.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: The Kryptonian on January 31, 2007, 04:34:03 PM

Here's the million dollar question; would you rather fuck a feminine looking young man or your blood sister?

Wow, that is one hell of a question. I'll get back to you on that.
^^^^^^
no homo
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: The Kryptonian on January 31, 2007, 04:34:44 PM
greeks invented anal sex... fuckin faggots
hows that gay?
what if u was fuckin a buttaface, wouldnt u wanna bend her over and pipe her behind?

lol.. u can bend her over and still hit it from the back.. without riding the hershey highway young man..
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
word!!! LOL
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: The Kryptonian on January 31, 2007, 04:35:48 PM
Whats funny is the fraternities  think they're cool and all that not knowing "brother hoods" back in those days meant the old philosophers used to gather young boys to fuck them. LOOOOOOOOL

LOL
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: The Kryptonian on January 31, 2007, 04:38:11 PM
what made Greece become so Gay was that they like the Romans that came later worshipped Man. i mean literally in their dieties and shit. I heard a old philosopher say one time, "you become what you worship'. If you think man is the end all to be all then maybe you start exploring that sexually...

quote Cam'ron "no homo"

LOL
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: 7even on January 31, 2007, 04:47:09 PM
are you drunk homie?
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: BigBDrugStores on January 31, 2007, 05:21:52 PM
i am
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: Sparegeez on January 31, 2007, 05:30:09 PM
Whats funny is the fraternities  think they're cool and all that not knowing "brother hoods" back in those days meant the old philosophers used to gather young boys to fuck them. LOOOOOOOOL


That's why "no homo" was created, for faggots like you.
Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: The Kryptonian on January 31, 2007, 05:57:01 PM
are you drunk homie?
^^^
LOL

No. I was being humorous about the efiminate nature of extreme gayness of certain aspescts of Ancient Grecian and Roman Culture.

Title: Re: Why does Greek myths always make the most sense?
Post by: *Z* - The Queen of Dubcc on February 01, 2007, 07:37:34 AM
what about screwing neither?

That wasn't the question, and it wasn't an option.  But as a female, you'd be screwing your brother or dyking it out with a masculine female.  Which do you chose?

this discussion reminds me of this southpark moment lol:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OUOmlzobqnk

Gotta love south park.  you didn't answer the question though...

hm,...- if ItoDaGeezy was my brother, id screw him fo sho 8)