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DUBCC - Tha Connection => West Coast Classics => Topic started by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on March 08, 2007, 04:49:00 PM
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Too $hort - Way too Real:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/11-way-too-real-mp3-np9.html
I used to fuck a bitch from San Jose
Baby liked to freak all kind of ways
She said I was the best, couldn't settle for less
Had my name "Short Dog" tattooed on her chest
After three months I called it quits
She tried to pop that pregnant shit
But like a mack, I suprised her
Dropped her ass off at Kaiser
Never would I let her put a baby on me
I ain't the one, I'm Step Daddy
I had to let her know just how I feel
I'm living way too real
Eazy E - Nobody Move
http://www.zshare.net/audio/07-nobody-move-mp3.html
But back to the bitches i'm peepin
And then untie the hoe, so i can start creepin
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw
I said: "damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[what i thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
Because this is one faggot that i had to hurt, so
:laugh:
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Goddamn, there's too many
well, all of Too Short - Cocktales
how bout that new Bishop Lamont - Klansmen "Hey what's its like to work with Dr. Dre/Hey faggot, what's it like to be gay"
Too Short - "Sadity" "Tell that bitch I'm Todd Shaw/As I stick my dick in her jaw"
Pimp C - Let Me See It "When she pop it from the back you see the hairy asshole"
There's probably thousands of em, I'll check back in with more later, those were just from songs I heard in the last 2 days.
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"I'M DA SHIT I SHOULD WALK AROUND WIT PAMPERS ON ME" - lil wayne
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A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
;D 8)
-Too $hort (Blowjob Betty)
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I prefer Suga Free
'I'm Suga Free, I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my dick...'
'the reason she be wearing panties is to keep her ankles warm...'
'remind me to woop your mothafuckin' ass as soon as we get home!'
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"suga free how u wipe yo ass wit them long ass nails/the same way i grow em/ sloooooow as heeeeell" - suga free
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Suga Free:
Bitch said she loved me,
I told her, look up
she did and she got fucked up.
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Suga Free is the master:
peep how I struck up
bitch jump in the air stay there until I tell you come down
& when you do you shut the fuck up!
She'll sell a nice dream but
bitch you'll have better luck tryin' to find 2Pac
than me buying you somethin' off the ice cream truck
Oxygen you leave me 'lone leave me 'lone
before I lock you in that little bitty box again
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suga free and kokane should do an album together.
anyway
damn....was just about to list a bunch of eminem lines that everyone's probably heard a million times, but yeah dude is hilarious.
suga free is hilarious on sorry i'm away so much "I slapped a bitch and then she snitched but I'll be home" "that's my PO baby, she don't want nothin'. she just want me to pee in this cup."
Mac Dre's 'doing what i do'
It's your nigga g
mac Driggidy
Hey look at me
I'm in the V
Livin free
I can choke a ho
No parole
Get mail
Post bail
and they gone let me go!
I'm here to let you know
this is real as it gets
I'm talkin' hunks and chunks
don't fuck with kibbles and bits
dreezy has alot....will come back to this thread.
You guys remember the hilarious rap interview quotes post from awhile back? Suga Free had a few in there too.
though those are from conversation, not songs.
-T
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Dang..Suga Free is mad funnyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
.."what? you stuck?
hoe, if I tell yo flea to pull a tree
you get a chain and hook his lil ass up..."
"..Suga Free pop a beat and spit a rap so swell.
she said, "suga free, you know anything about cars, honey?"
I said, yeah, you fill em up with hoes
take em to the hoes store
so they can get that money! ..."
.."You the bitch in kindergarten
That got her mouth washed out with soap
Ho I'm a pimp I'm from Pomona I got game I got class
I got sucker-repellent on me homie I'll beat yo ass
I hear you pimpin now, huh? Well ain't that nice
Ain't never sent a prostitute nowhere a day in your life.."
Am sure this line was quoted before..
"..I sell her dreams to her like a quiet storm
The only reason why baby wears panties, is to keep her ankles from warm.."
Snoop Dogg
.".B*tch threw a dolla at me
i threw it back, now she followin me.."
Goldie Loc,
"The last you brought money,
was when you stole it from your mama, b*tch that s*it ain't funny"
Laced out
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"Bitch, quit acting like a stuck up clown,
that is why your raggedy ass attitude is fucked up now.
Suga Free,
Bitch swinging on my dick saying weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
"He used to be sitting on swole,
but now his ass is thinner than a car antena,
walking down the block with ms. stawberry,
smoking on any and every-thing that will get a nigga blasted.
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Damn, this nigga must be tweaking, plus I have not seen him all weekend,
but when i do, I am going to break that ass in half with this mother fucking baseball bat (ping)."
"hoes go two ways these days like my pager.
say hoe, my name is J-Ro.
Oh, you did not know?
(No)
well, fuck you then."
J-Ro is easily substitued with Michael, I have used that a time or two.
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So I went a little closer to see what it was all about
And standin in the crowd
There was my muthafuckin brother butt-naked
Doin the Wop in the intersection
Damn, the shit had his ass so high
After doin the Wop the nigga broke into the Robocop
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AMG
She said where ya been, I said in ya mouth
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AMG
She said where ya been, I said in ya mouth
Lol
Suga Free - This is as touching as a butterfly landing on little retarded kids hand.
i dont know why but that image always makes me laugh........................damn im going to hell.
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AMG
She said where ya been, I said in ya mouth
Lol
Suga Free - This is as touching as a butterfly landing on little retarded kids hand.
i dont know why but that image always makes me laugh........................damn im going to hell.
BRilliant.
-T
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N*ggas lookin like Larry Holmes flabby and sick, (look at De La Soul!) trying to playa hate on my shit, you eat a fat dick!
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sean price "fuck the world stick my dick in the dirt"
littles the general ("scotian swagger") "she fine plus she giviin me good mind. dropped outta high school but i'm calling her einstein"
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I hit a nigga off in the head with a chair
The reason for that, the motherfucker he was standin there
MC Ren - Final Frontier
also reminds me of the boondocks ;D
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"Invite her
To a gangsta party provide her
With a lotta meat by products
And beat the pootie pot up
And got up
She licked the dick from the top to the bottom
Then she grabbed me by my nuts...and said OOOOOOh I got 'em" Snoop Dogg, True Lies, Last Meal.
Suga is the master!!!
"All that callin' me out my name gon' have u walking down the street barefooted again saying NOT FOR REAL!!"Suga Free in Dj Quik's Do I love her, Balance and Options
"They said Suga Free you finn to buy a new lexus
I said yeah nigga jump in you and your friends coz I'm finn to buy Y'ALL some dresses!" Suga Free, Pimpin
"Ain't this some shit, I'm famous and rich
Got bitches I don't even know claiming my dick" Mystikal, Tarantula, Tarantula,
"My grandmama even called me a dummy
A ignorant lil' bastard how I'm spending my money
I tell her, that's why you ain't fly like your grandson
Handsome, with a pocket full of ransome" Ice Cube, in Westside Connection's Get Ignit, Terrorist Threats
"Trick bitch stay out my car
Coz this bus pass will take your ass just as far!" Soopafly, Are you REady, Welcome To The House vol. 1,
"It's that black nigga Ren, duck when I bust
Make Jada get on these nuts, make Will love to cuss" Mc Ren in Snoop Dogg's Set It Off, Last Meal
"Shooting the breeze, with a cute Vietnamese, Or was she Lebanese
I think she Chinese
It really don't matter coz they all on their knees" Snoop Dogg, Set it Off, Last Meal,
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"LA home sweet home, King of the west says lets all get along, Rodney King Of the west that is"
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"LA home sweet home, King of the west says lets all get along, Rodney King Of the west that is"
i'm gonna assume that's crooked?
-T
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^^^ thats crooked allright.. I myself love suga free, but for the more brutal ones, that make me smile just cuz how sick they are, come from Jedi mind tricks.. Vinnie Paz is just sick!
" Im like benelito mussolini, i rule with an iron fist/ ill stab you in the bladder, and watch you die in your own piss "
" You should head this, im the one who hammered the first nail in jesus "
" We`re a bunch of animals, like noas ark.. "
" im a caged lion, always dying to hurt you/ always a beliver that my rhyming a virtue"
" You are still a disgrace, you sit around with women watching will and grace "
SICK
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"LA home sweet home, King of the west says lets all get along, Rodney King Of the west that is"
i'm gonna assume that's crooked?
-T
yea..thats from that LA CITY song...that line cracked me up. wasnt xpectin sth like that...
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"Makin n****** clear the room like a dyke fleeing dick" - Mc Ren in "Hello"
"I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse" - DMX in "Bring Your Whole Crew"
"You hold my dick while he's suckin it" - DMX in "Where The Hood At"
"I know your style - pussy, cuz I'm fuckin it" - DMX in "Where The Hood At"
"I just fucked that bitch that you call your wife" - DMX in "Pump Ya Fists"
"The verbal gential, pissng continually with a pencil" - Dirty Birdy in "Gamed Up"
"Some long ass titties on some grandma shit/But I sucked them anyway/Then put my dick between em" - Dr. Stank in "Take My Life Away"
"I get up in some ass, then break wind like a fart" - Ludacris in "Stop Trippin"
"They'll say they love you while they're wiping your cum off them/ Then they'll run and tell their friends how they found another sucker/To pay a fee for pus-sy, but not meeeeeeeee muthafuckaaaa" - Devin The Dude in "Pimp Life" --> You've gotta listen to this one to fully appreciate it
"Then I wipe off my weapon and turn into the Traveling Man" - Devin The Dude in "Ain't That A Bitch"
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"Bitches nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese" - Daz on " A Good Day"
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There once was a girl I knew named Bridgette
She asked me was my dick a grown man or a midgette
Of course I had to show her all my balls, ring ding-aling
I whipped out my whopper but we wasn't at Burger King
Nuthin' more said, she grabbed it like a vice grip
And as the D.O.C. do you mind if I nibble this? No.
I took her to the back of the studio
And, she ate up on the doc like a Cheerio
I told the bitch yo please don't bite me
Then she made me scream when she grabbed the balls tightly
So I slapped the bitch for goin' out like a sucka
My dick was in her mouth so she bit the motherfucka
To make her stop I pulled up on her extensions
And left jimmy standin' at attention
The look in my eyes said "Bitch you are gonner"
Now I think back to the day I should a peed on her
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
So ya know Bridgette called me the next day
Just to apologize so I said OK
She claims she wants to make it up to the D.O.C.
And ya know I'm still out to get the pussy
Tried to be nice cause I didn't want to dis her
Passed Mickey D's and went to the Sizzler
Ordered the food she started rubbin' on my knees
Then I could tell that she wanted to fuck me
She said lets get dinner and I had a fit
At ten dollars a plate I said fuck that shit
Yo, that's the main reason our relationship was for me
Why, cause Bridgette was too fuckin' horny
She said please excuse me for a minute
To powder my nose I said yeah I'm with it
She took a long time the food came and I'm chewin'
Thinkin' to my self what the fuck is she doin'
Went to look for her and I heard screamin'
Looked in the room and the waiters were teamin'
Up on a bitch like it ain't no thang
But then I flipped cause it was Bridgette gettin gang banged
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, Yo Dre, That nigga screwed the bitch too, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
So you know Bridgette called me the next day
Just to apologize so I said OK
She claims she wants to come over and see me
And do anything to fuck the D.O.C.
She said she loves me but I didn't say loved her
Went to the store and got me some rubbers
Then I made a phone call up to the guys
Boy this bitch is in for big suprise
When she came in put on a slow record
Said a few lines and the bitch got naked
Laid her on the bed and told her suck my dick
Then ran Eazy, Cube, and Dre out the closet
Turned her ass over, Laid the ho on her back
Then we rode the bitch like a mutherfuckin' Amtrack
Dre had the back and Eazy had the front
(I'm behind Ice Cube cause that's where the line started)
Bitch gettin' dogged by the doc and N.W.A.
Dogged the bitch out in each and every way
That's what I thought but with a girl Bridgette
The dumb ass ho, she liked this shit
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, Yo Dre, That nigga screwed the bitch too, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
(N.W.A. talking about Brigette)
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see saw in a sixteen switch four
tell a bitch see saw out the front door - Kurupt
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Notorious B.I.G. was the greatest at the funny lines.
Probably funniest one ever was that one (I can't find the exact lyrics, can't remember which song)
"Got guns in the closet, guns in the kitchen
got a gun in the shower 'case you try an shoot me while I'm shittin"
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"There was a black man, a white man, & a Chinese man & God was givin' out hair
He said 'black man what kinda hair you want?' he said 'just ball mine up and throw it here'" -Suga Free
LMAO...
I'll think of some more...
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One of the funniest songs ever:
DJ Quik - I Useta Know Her
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AMG on the first track of the RED TAPE..i think
"if you dont like my song you can suck a dick or two
AMG will fuck your mama, then steal your brothers shoes"