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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Soulful on May 12, 2007, 02:11:34 AM
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aight got the idea from another dope forum i thought it'd be fun to try it here
just share some crazy funny strange facts about youselves, or share embarissin moments, stuff that yall normally wouldnt tell other people..dont be shy guys,i'll go first
when i was in dominican republic i was by myself one day in santa domingo and really had to take a piss and there wasnt a place to piss ANYWHERE near, and it was so bad i couldnt even think straight or act right lol.so finally i find a guy on the street that let me use hes toilet in his house, he shows me the toilet n its a dark room i didnt see the toilet(u know how it takes a couple of seconds before u can see when entering a room with almost no light at all) i only saw a wall and right at that moment my most logical guess was that he actually pisses on one of the walls, so i pissed on the whole wall, after i was finished i looked the other way n was now able to see the toilet.
a nice guy let me use his toilet and i decided to piss on his wall :-\
i jus said thanks n got the fuck outta there!
i got more stories n shit..i'll post more later, share some funny stories or facts about yall!
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I once fell asleep on the last train of the day, only to wake up as the train DEPARTED from the station where I was supposed to get OFF the train. I had to wait for the next train station (15 miles ahead). I wanted to call someone to pick me up, but -of course- the battery of my phone ran empty. No taxi's, no trains, no busses, no money, no nothing. Just the empty streets of a city I didn't know. I decided to walk back to my city: a couple hours of walking would do. I had walked about two miles when I started to wonder whether I was actually going in the right direction. I couldn't find any signs with directions, so I thought I'd stop a passing car to ask for directions.
A man of about 45 years old stopped and told me he was actually on his way to my city (liar tbh). He would bring me all the way to the bridge, like a mile and a half from the train station where I left my bike. He was a weird guy, probably under the influence of something (alcohol/weed, I couldn't tell). Half way he asked me if he could please suck my dick, because he was curious about how it would feel to give head. I... Kindly told him I'm not a homosexual, nor do I feel the urge to experience any intimacy with a man. He dropped me off at the bridge anyway, and I've never seen him again, except for in my nightmares... :-\ ;)
One of those stories that keep haunting you for years :-X
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^ :puke:
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Half way he asked me if he could please suck my dick, because he was curious about how it would feel to give head. I... Kindly told him I'm not a homosexual, nor do I feel the urge to experience any intimacy with a man. He dropped me off at the bridge anyway, and I've never seen him again, except for in my nightmares... :-\ ;)
lmfao!!!!!!
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haha muphuckin propz 11'z!!!that shit made me lmao!
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i have something against fat kids(i know its wrong) and i enjoy vids like this very much:
http://www.break.com/index/edgarflip.html
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LMAO at both stories. :o :laugh:
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hahaha. That one phrase would haunt my dreams forever.
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Yeah, I can relate to that...I've shot many, many thousands of crackers over the years because it was Allah's will.
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So many stories....so little time.
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the first time i went to a nightclub with some friends, there was a guy who was constantly trying to get me to dance with him, kept trying to get near me or whatever. after he did it the first time, we kicked his ass down some stairs, 10 minutes later he comes back, in a brand new set of clothes and tries the same shit. again, he goes down the stairs, comes back AGAIN 15 minutes later in a NEW set of clothes, so we just up & left
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Stories? shit son i got them all....
just the other week im in the club sitting at the bar keeping sh1t under control when this guy comes upto me saying i look hot. Im about ready to bust his skull with the iron bar i keep in my jacket when he gave me his card. im like "fuck no" but then he starts on about how he aiunt seen sh1t like me in his whole career. Normally its just prettyy boy twigs but he said he was liking the strong ass Polish flavor i was dishing up to the crowds.
Went down to his studio, receptionist 10 is all over me n sh1t, i tell her im there to see this guy and shes like "sorry, this shoot's for teens, mens shoot ius tomorrow" in my head im thinking "damn right, 18 inches son" but i give her a flash of the ivories and tell her who i am. I left her shpocked ass face eyeing me up as i struted into the studio.
Fashion queers are all over me, throwing Armani and Gucci sh1t all over my jacked frame, the frame this sh1t was made for. "Better get the XXXL" one guy says while the other is eyeing me up like im the catch of the day. i ask him if he likes his brain inside his skull and he runs off to a rail like the b1tch he is.
Throw on a leather jacket, damn near tore the sleeve trying to squeeze in my jacked up biceps, pussy assed photographer almost had a heart attack when i started posing. Had top use the wide lens to get me all in one shot. Didnt need makeup n sh1t, classic strong ass good looks girls go widl for and men wish they had.
Guys aer coming in from every room, checkin this sh1t out. Im hearing "de niro meets schwarzenegger" this kid is red h0t", "i hope they are ready for this" and "damn!, hes too jacked for mainstream" all the while im thinking "hell yeah son"
ABout an hour later and im done, musta be about 100 people in the room now, getting the eye from about 20 different girls, theyve got me on the back of a Harley, wearing a wifebeater, badboy sh1t. Get up to leave and im like "im keeping this bike", one pussy assed guy trties to talk sh1t but the others tell him to stfu cause they know the kinda shit i mangle on the streets.
Ill be up inside the cover of every major fashion amagzine soon, another quarter mil in the bank, aint shit to me.
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Guys aer coming in from every room, checkin this sh1t out. Im hearing "de niro meets schwarzenegger" this kid is red h0t", "i hope they are ready for this" and "damn!, hes too jacked for mainstream" all the while im thinking "hell yeah son"
lmao
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cool idea lmao at both those stories :laugh:
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so fuckin jacked...
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I got something to tell.
The fun part: I only got 1 testicle
The not-so-fun part: I got it removed because of cancer
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The fun part: I only got 1 testicle
How is that fun?
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The fun part: I only got 1 testicle
How is that fun?
Well I have made plenty of jokes with it.
And it's a good excuse to everything: "... yea, but I only got 1 testicle"
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Only one testicle, and then you had it removed? ???
Poor you. That explains your feminine ways ;)
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Only one testicle, and then you had it removed? ???
Poor you. That explains your feminine ways ;)
(http://www.sito.org/id/bwd/burn.jpg)
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Another fun drunken story:
a few weeks back me and some friends was at my place with lots of beer, so we was drinking the whole night and at 6 am or something me and a friend decides to go to the store in our city, which opens 7 am, the other people had already gone home at about 5 am, so when we got to the store it was 6.10 or something, me and my friend found out that we could go down and knock on another friends window, from this part I don't remember ANYTHING! The next thing is I'm waking up outside with 4-5 grown ups standing around me, i think the clock is about 8 am or something, they begin to talk about they thought I was dead, I'm still hella drunk! and its like i got a kind of hangover at the same time. Well they drive me to my house and i get in to my bed, I was puking the whole day, i haven't had such a hangover in a long time :D.. The day after I talked with my friend, he said that we sat down to wait for the store to open, but then he decides to walk home, but I wanted to stay and wait..
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Only one testicle, and then you had it removed? ???
Poor you. That explains your feminine ways ;)
Oh, that wasn't what i meant!
The other testicle was removed because of testiclecancer! I only got 1 now :P
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:eh:
Kids these days, boasting about how drunk they were...
:grumpy:
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:eh:
Kids these days, boasting about how drunk they were...
:grumpy:
It was fun :)
Hey Elevz, I saw Little Brother yesterday, dopeness ;)
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Only one testicle, and then you had it removed? ???
Poor you. That explains your feminine ways ;)
Oh, that wasn't what i meant!
The other testicle was removed because of testiclecancer! I only got 1 now :P
that sucks...i dont think i hade cancer but something like that when i was 11 but my testicle survived 8)
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Only one testicle, and then you had it removed? ???
Poor you. That explains your feminine ways ;)
Oh, that wasn't what i meant!
The other testicle was removed because of testiclecancer! I only got 1 now :P
that sucks...i dont think i hade cancer but something like that when i was 11 but my testicle survived 8)
Yeah, but the good thing is that testiclecancer is the weakest form of cancer, and I'm good now, I'm gonna go to a control for 5 years though..
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i remember back in school when i was like 15, we had this new girl start our school who was from up north so had a different accent to what we had.. anyway it ends up that shes been put in the french class that i was in (god i hated french).. so without being in our class more then like 2/3 days she starts throwin her weight bout and giving out some attiude.. So i pretty much take an instant disliking to her and start puttin her down to size, then after a few weeks, i found out she lived around my area and it just happens that she lived next door to a family with a caravan.. so i start switchin things around claiming it is her house with the caravan outside and she lives init, branding her a pikie / gypsies, this rumor caught on pretty quick and everyone was saying it too her..
then one morning she actually had the nerve to wack me with a french dictionary (big no no) so i went sick drop'd like a 5 minute verbal assult on her country bumpkin ass claimin shit like "she had no phone so had to use the pay phone down the street" and "that she was soo poor, her oven was her central heating" etc, so she bursts outta class all emotional @ havin a whole class laugh @ her and lessons gos back on.. then within 20 minutes classroom door swings open and i have my head of year screamin @ me and telling me to get my shit together and to follow her.. So long story short i end up in her office with her goin nuts @ me about how ive terrorised this girl to the point where shes on anti-depressents ( :-\) knew i was fucked now, so start tryna get outta it by sayin she brought it on her self coming to our school acting like a bigshot etc UNTIL im told the only reason shes moved down to my school was because her dad had been caught video taping this girl and her friends and had been locked up as a paedophile so the family moved here to stay with an aunt..
^ this lil episode got me in soo much fuckin trouble, it took me a long time to get outta it lol..
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She had it coming....
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So I was over in Copenhagen in December for Celtic's Champions League game. On the day of the game we had been drinking all day from like 12 in the afternoon up until about 7 and then headed to the game which was kicking off at 8.45.
On the way there, a lot of people were breaking off to take a leak just wherever they could. I decide to go against this little gate I see basically on the main street everyone is walking up and down. I turn around to take a piss in this little corner against the gate when one of my mates shouts "NOOO DON'T!!". Sorta assuming it would be the police or something I swiftly picked up my pint glass (which I had put on the ground) and started to walk in the opposite direction as if nothing had happened.
As soon as I turned round this massive black dude started running at me and in an american accent said: "What you doing man? You think I was just gonna let you piss there?". I replied with something lame along the lines of "I didn't do anything" as I walked past him.
We got about 20 yards away from him up the street and I was talking to one of my buddies basically saying "That was a close one. What was that guy's deal anyway? Why'd he give such a shit?"
Which was when we looked to our right and realised out of all the places in Copenhagen, I had decided to do a piss on the American Embassy of Copenhagen. Oops.
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^ LOL
Long story real short, before we had Internet Explorer we had AOL. And AOL has chatrooms we all know, and I always used to go on them for fun and mess with people. Well, for a minute I didn't have a computer so after we just got one again it was put into my room. So the first thang I done did was go on a chatroom. Well I decided to enter one titled Michael Jackson. Seeing it was a Micheal Jackson chatroom I figured that there'd be all his fans. Seeing that was common sense, they all hated the dude. So they started callin' me fuckin' names, sayin' I was a pedophile, tellin' me they was gonna kill me, stalk me, and chase me down with a machete. Course I got pissed and must've said 'inapporiate thangs'. Cuz the next thang I know, I'm kicked off and AOL woudn't let me sign back on, sayin' I violated TOS. And the only way to fix would be to call them. My moms told me to do it BUT like an idiot I said no, so she did it.
So she's sittin' in my room, at the computer desk, talkin' to AOL. I'm nervous cuz I know it's my fault, I did something. So I hear my moms say this:
'OoOh really?'
'Is that right?'
'Hmmm'
I dreaded that. AOL done told my mom I said, 'I'ma kill you all muthafuckas', I still don't remember sayin' that but after I was in a chatroom, talkin' to people over the internet and cursed. Rest is history..
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after a night out i was on my way home, coming down my street i started to need a shit bad, so bad i couldnt hold it in and i was only a couple of minutes away from my house i tried to hold it in but i couldnt so i shit on someones gate, why i dont know, i was drunk
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after a night out i was on my way home, coming down my street i started to need a shit bad, so bad i couldnt hold it in and i was only a couple of minutes away from my house i tried to hold it in but i couldnt so i shit on someones gate, why i dont know, i was drunk
I did the same thing.. just on a road in a lil forest (in the summertime we go trough that road to a sea in my town).. The crazy thing is that mushroom started to grow the place that I did it :P
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after a night out i was on my way home, coming down my street i started to need a shit bad, so bad i couldnt hold it in and i was only a couple of minutes away from my house i tried to hold it in but i couldnt so i shit on someones gate, why i dont know, i was drunk
I did the same thing.. just on a road in a lil forest (in the summertime we go trough that road to a sea in my town).. The crazy thing is that mushroom started to grow the place that I did it :P
LMFAO +1
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after a night out i was on my way home, coming down my street i started to need a shit bad, so bad i couldnt hold it in and i was only a couple of minutes away from my house i tried to hold it in but i couldnt so i shit on someones gate, why i dont know, i was drunk
I did the same thing.. just on a road in a lil forest (in the summertime we go trough that road to a sea in my town).. The crazy thing is that mushroom started to grow the place that I did it :P
lol
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^ LOL
Long story real short, before we had Internet Explorer we had AOL. And AOL has chatrooms we all know, and I always used to go on them for fun and mess with people. Well, for a minute I didn't have a computer so after we just got one again it was put into my room. So the first thang I done did was go on a chatroom. Well I decided to enter one titled Michael Jackson. Seeing it was a Micheal Jackson chatroom I figured that there'd be all his fans. Seeing that was common sense, they all hated the dude. So they started callin' me fuckin' names, sayin' I was a pedophile, tellin' me they was gonna kill me, stalk me, and chase me down with a machete. Course I got pissed and must've said 'inapporiate thangs'. Cuz the next thang I know, I'm kicked off and AOL woudn't let me sign back on, sayin' I violated TOS. And the only way to fix would be to call them. My moms told me to do it BUT like an idiot I said no, so she did it.
So she's sittin' in my room, at the computer desk, talkin' to AOL. I'm nervous cuz I know it's my fault, I did something. So I hear my moms say this:
'OoOh really?'
'Is that right?'
'Hmmm'
I dreaded that. AOL done told my mom I said, 'I'ma kill you all muthafuckas', I still don't remember sayin' that but after I was in a chatroom, talkin' to people over the internet and cursed. Rest is history..
LOL, now thats gangsta :P
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Stories? shit son i got them all....
just the other week im in the club sitting at the bar keeping sh1t under control when this guy comes upto me saying i look hot. Im about ready to bust his skull with the iron bar i keep in my jacket when he gave me his card. im like "fuck no" but then he starts on about how he aiunt seen sh1t like me in his whole career. Normally its just prettyy boy twigs but he said he was liking the strong ass Polish flavor i was dishing up to the crowds.
Went down to his studio, receptionist 10 is all over me n sh1t, i tell her im there to see this guy and shes like "sorry, this shoot's for teens, mens shoot ius tomorrow" in my head im thinking "damn right, 18 inches son" but i give her a flash of the ivories and tell her who i am. I left her shpocked ass face eyeing me up as i struted into the studio.
Fashion queers are all over me, throwing Armani and Gucci sh1t all over my jacked frame, the frame this sh1t was made for. "Better get the XXXL" one guy says while the other is eyeing me up like im the catch of the day. i ask him if he likes his brain inside his skull and he runs off to a rail like the b1tch he is.
Throw on a leather jacket, damn near tore the sleeve trying to squeeze in my jacked up biceps, pussy assed photographer almost had a heart attack when i started posing. Had top use the wide lens to get me all in one shot. Didnt need makeup n sh1t, classic strong ass good looks girls go widl for and men wish they had.
Guys aer coming in from every room, checkin this sh1t out. Im hearing "de niro meets schwarzenegger" this kid is red h0t", "i hope they are ready for this" and "damn!, hes too jacked for mainstream" all the while im thinking "hell yeah son"
ABout an hour later and im done, musta be about 100 people in the room now, getting the eye from about 20 different girls, theyve got me on the back of a Harley, wearing a wifebeater, badboy sh1t. Get up to leave and im like "im keeping this bike", one pussy assed guy trties to talk sh1t but the others tell him to stfu cause they know the kinda shit i mangle on the streets.
Ill be up inside the cover of every major fashion amagzine soon, another quarter mil in the bank, aint shit to me.
LMAO...Almighty Cracker has a rival.