West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Mr Angry on May 15, 2007, 01:27:10 PM
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Just another saturday for me son, counting the takings from my security company then spending a couple o hours jacking this frame the fuck up with weights.
Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the fuck is crusing past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of female 10s, beer n shit is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self.Get there, only problem is aint no spaces in the car park so i smash some b1tches cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake n rolled that sh1t outta the space into the street. Couple pussies saw me but didnt dare say shit, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt,
Meet uop with the crew in the park. Grab myself some beer outta the cooler and put some ice on my biceps. straight away girls r all over me trying to touch me n sh1t, telling me im the biggest guy they've ever seen. Wanna see how strong i am so i lift one up n start pressing her over my head, aint even breaking a sweat, shes enjoying it, gigglin n sh1t. The other one starts asking how many pull ups i can do. im like "sh1t, i bust out 200 for fun". About now crews all jealous n shit seein them all over me. Little T starts talking sh1t about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the fuck up and show us what hes got.,
I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda sh1t. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pussy. Im like "shit son, that all you got", girls start laughing at his weak assed attempt as he slips and falls on the ground. Im about ready to wreck Little T upside the head for being such a b1tch when some football comes flyin in n hits one of the girls in the face. She starts crying n sh1t, her sniffling is annoying the fuck outta me when some guy starts hollering from across the park, want their football back. Im thinking "hell no, somebodys about to get their shit mangled"
About now guy starts talking sh1t cause i still got his ball so i launch it like a polish missile 200 yards right into that bitches face. Even from here i see blood n shit go flying. Caved his fucking face in. His friends see him hit the ground n come running over. Staright away i smash one guy upside the head with a full beer can. He went down like a b1tch, probably brain damaged or sum sh1t cause he starts droolin n shaking. Crews going to work on the other guys, pussies aint putting up a fight, dont even have to try, knocking em out all over ther fucking place. I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.
Mangled those pussys the fuck up, left about a dozen guys on that field. Like some kinda warzone. Cops came and arrested me.,but my dad flew down his lawyer and got me outta the station before breakfast.
Everyday shit to me though son.
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I wish I was you.
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LMAO at this post!
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I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.
LMAO.
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::) we call people like you pussies where i'm from, you'd be dead with your intestines formed in a satanic pentagram around your lifeless body.
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I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda sh1t.
lol
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You gangsta homie
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what a toughie.
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what a toughie.
LMFAO. Toughie? ;D
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You gangsta homie
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LMAO that was great.
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lmao
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LMAO that was great.
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-1 J Bananas
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lmao, i cant actually stop laughing...
eS-Jay's psychic prediction: Mr. Angry is infact a 14year old fat kid, who wishes that the above story was the life he lived, and that he was'nt the one getting thrown 20 feet.
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lol your just a tough talking homosexual, deal with it..
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ROFL
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dudes thats the coolest shit ever...
orale i bet i can beat you in an arm wrestle though!
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-1 J Bananas
It's like JBananas meets Almighty Blackman. :laugh:
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LMFAO
pff at peeps gettin mad they aint got a jacked up frame.
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Greatest post ever!!!