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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Mr Angry on May 18, 2007, 04:12:51 AM

Title: DAD WOULDNT SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I THREW HIM OUT THE WINDOW!!
Post by: Mr Angry on May 18, 2007, 04:12:51 AM: So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed fAgs wearing leather waistcoats n shit. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house, of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some shit so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot shit, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass with my biceps. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM! bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n shit, ruining my buzz so i knock him the fuck out with a chair and order some more beers.

Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some shit.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying shit with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n shit seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a bitch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this bitch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n shit but hes still actin like a fucking bitch., wont shut the hell up so i think "fuck this shit" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o shit so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n shit. aint shit to my emotions though.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. Bitch had it coming, he wont try shit again. Im the man of ths house son.
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Post by: bez on May 18, 2007, 04:32:44 AM: lol
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Post by: Bones01 on May 18, 2007, 05:00:40 AM: keep this shit comming some A grade comedy :laugh:
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Post by: Mac 10 † on May 18, 2007, 05:03:12 AM: You still live with your parents?

You can't be that cool. :laugh:
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Post by: CRAFTY on May 18, 2007, 05:19:31 AM: Reading this only takes a quick minute, but you must have a lot of time on your hands to come up with these stories. Keep on doing what you do though: it's entertaining, lmao.
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Post by: mrtonguetwista on May 18, 2007, 05:43:14 AM: lol -21 with zero posts
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Post by: Chief on May 18, 2007, 07:23:49 AM: LMFAO

where the fuck did he go?
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Post by: rik on May 18, 2007, 08:41:40 AM: (http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7202/roflbv4.gif)
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Post by: mrtonguetwista on May 18, 2007, 08:42:43 AM: Dad came back in and whipped that ass
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Post by: floatin_above_everything on May 18, 2007, 10:14:25 AM: LOL at "he ducked me at breakfast"
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Post by: rik on May 18, 2007, 10:55:11 AM: Quote from: The_Dream_Shatterer on May 18, 2007, 10:14:25 AM
LOL at "he ducked me at breakfast"

LMAO, that part had me rollin.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 18, 2007, 11:47:55 AM: Timmy>Mr. Angry.
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Post by: MANBEARPIG. on May 18, 2007, 08:18:12 PM: what a toughie. ;D
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Post by: Al Bundy on May 18, 2007, 08:27:20 PM: LOL
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Post by: TRG on May 18, 2007, 09:35:57 PM: HAHA thats gold
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Post by: Chief on May 19, 2007, 01:07:03 AM: did he get banned or delete his account?
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Post by: Hatesrats™ on May 19, 2007, 02:49:29 AM: :-\
I was looking foward to his next story...
What happened?
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Post by: Chief on May 19, 2007, 03:06:01 AM: :'(
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Post by: Narrator on May 19, 2007, 09:53:07 AM: I hope he didn't get banned cause I was hoping to hear another story from him.
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Post by: ITIZWHATITIZ on May 19, 2007, 09:41:11 PM: :psych: :psych: :psych: :psych:
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Post by: Grown Ass Kid on May 20, 2007, 03:32:34 AM: this guy makes dubcc worth visiting that was the best alias ive ever seen
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Post by: Tha Psycho Hustla on May 20, 2007, 05:51:22 AM: yuh a real rudebwoy.

i still cant undsrstand how guests can post threadss ??? ??? ??? ???
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Post by: Chief on May 20, 2007, 07:21:37 AM: Quote from: Grown Ass Kid on May 20, 2007, 03:32:34 AM
this guy makes dubcc worth visiting that was the best alias ive ever seen

no doubt
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Post by: MANBEARPIG. on May 21, 2007, 01:25:37 AM: Quote from: Tha Psycho Hustla on May 20, 2007, 05:51:22 AM
yuh a real rudebwoy.

i still cant undsrstand how guests can post threadss ??? ??? ??? ???

keep trying

youre almost there
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Post by: Chief on May 21, 2007, 06:19:13 AM: Quote from: We Died, They Remixed. on May 21, 2007, 01:25:37 AM
Quote from: Tha Psycho Hustla on May 20, 2007, 05:51:22 AM
yuh a real rudebwoy.

i still cant undsrstand how guests can post threadss ??? ??? ??? ???

keep trying

youre almost there

lol
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Post by: Tha Psycho Hustla on June 12, 2007, 02:28:42 PM: yeh wha gwaan mi yute?di answa a yu di bigges eediat man fi evah step pon di planit earth.
chattin fuckery na stop.big up di liar bwoy like yu pussyclaat.liar man fi dead.CHO!
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Post by: Mac 10 † on June 12, 2007, 02:57:23 PM: Quote from: Tha Psycho Hustla on June 12, 2007, 02:28:42 PM
yeh wha gwaan mi yute?di answa a yu di bigges eediat man fi evah step pon di planit earth.
chattin fuckery na stop.big up di liar bwoy like yu pussyclaat.liar man fi dead.CHO!

+1
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Post by: Al Bundy on June 12, 2007, 03:14:41 PM: Quote from: Tha Psycho Hustla on June 12, 2007, 02:28:42 PM
yeh wha gwaan mi yute?di answa a yu di bigges eediat man fi evah step pon di planit earth.
chattin fuckery na stop.big up di liar bwoy like yu pussyclaat.liar man fi dead.CHO!

LOL
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Post by: WC Iz Active on June 12, 2007, 03:49:44 PM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!

THIS GUY IS GREAT LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!! He ducked me at breakfast!! HAHHA Funniest thing I have ever read. dude needs to come back and make up some more stories, holy shit that was hilarious!!! HAHA
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Post by: R-Tistic on June 12, 2007, 10:03:31 PM: LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And LMFAO at Twista, pops came back and whooped dat ass and erased his account for mouthin off online!!!!
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Post by: weedhead on June 13, 2007, 12:26:57 AM: Quote from: Bones01 on May 18, 2007, 05:00:40 AM
keep this shit comming some A grade comedy :laugh:
Who is the tall fine bitch in your sig homie.and where can i find her. :P
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Post by: DA CRIPZ AKA BIG BLUE on June 13, 2007, 04:36:18 AM: U SHOULDA SMOKED HIZZ AZZ CUZZ 8)