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Title: does this seem right?
Post by: Native_Joe99 on July 05, 2007, 01:27:32 PM
so the other night, me n my homey was cruising around the rez lookin for a party, we meet up wit sum females and were gettin drunk, we bought the fifth of Absolut Peach, and that shit was bomb too bomb if u ask me. so anyways i guess homegirl wanted a ride home so a few of us pack in my van, and we head to her house, i barely remember driving there, my homie was tellin me that i was drifting into the opposite lane of traffic then puttin on my blinker to get back to the other side, lol. then for sum reason i leave with this female i known since i was in 7th grade, shes bout to be 24 and im bouts to be 22, and she was all over me. so the next thing i know im waking up in my van and im parked at a fuckin bank of america, parked hella crooked too, then all of a sudden someone taps on the window, i look around and theres like 3 cops around me, and im fuckin shittin myself, i don't even know why i was there they said i've been chillin in my van with the doors locked and the engine running for over an hour, so i guess by this time its about 5:30 am. i see homegirl in the passenger seat passed out too, the cops told me to wake her up so i tried shaking her and she flopped around and then the police was asking me why she won't wake up, im like i have no idea maybe shes tired lol. so they thought she must of OD'd off some kinda drugs so they call an ambulence and firetruck and im like this is fuckin crazy, they wake her and gets off the ambulence, and then they start to look around in the van, and they find 2 weed pipes, and they take them, then start asking me why im here, i didn't want to tell them that i was too drunk to know where the fuck i was going so i just lied, so they start threatening to take me in for DUI but for some reason they dont, they take pictures of the inside of my van then they leave the beer and tell me to sober up or get a ride home. im fuckin trippin man this aint never happened to me before they didn't even give me a ticket. plus they left the beer, even the open containers too. i drive home and they start to follow me afterwards but they don't do anything maybe they just wanted to make sure i drove ok. but tell me WTF?
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Corona and Porn on July 05, 2007, 01:55:03 PM
THATS TIGHT HOMEY! BE GLAD U DIDNT GO TO JAIL
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: LooN3y on July 05, 2007, 01:57:16 PM
so the other night, me n my homey was cruising around the rez lookin for a party, we meet up wit sum females and were gettin drunk, we bought the fifth of Absolut Peach, and that shit was bomb too bomb if u ask me. so anyways i guess homegirl wanted a ride home so a few of us pack in my van, and we head to her house, i barely remember driving there, my homie was tellin me that i was drifting into the opposite lane of traffic then puttin on my blinker to get back to the other side, lol. then for sum reason i leave with this female i known since i was in 7th grade, shes bout to be 24 and im bouts to be 22, and she was all over me. so the next thing i know im waking up in my van and im parked at a fuckin bank of america, parked hella crooked too, then all of a sudden someone taps on the window, i look around and theres like 3 cops around me, and im fuckin shittin myself, i don't even know why i was there they said i've been chillin in my van with the doors locked and the engine running for over an hour, so i guess by this time its about 5:30 am. i see homegirl in the passenger seat passed out too, the cops told me to wake her up so i tried shaking her and she flopped around and then the police was asking me why she won't wake up, im like i have no idea maybe shes tired lol. so they thought she must of OD'd off some kinda drugs so they call an ambulence and firetruck and im like this is fuckin crazy, they wake her and gets off the ambulence, and then they start to look around in the van, and they find 2 weed pipes, and they take them, then start asking me why im here, i didn't want to tell them that i was too drunk to know where the fuck i was going so i just lied, so they start threatening to take me in for DUI but for some reason they dont, they take pictures of the inside of my van then they leave the beer and tell me to sober up or get a ride home. im fuckin trippin man this aint never happened to me before they didn't even give me a ticket. plus they left the beer, even the open containers too. i drive home and they start to follow me afterwards but they don't do anything maybe they just wanted to make sure i drove ok. but tell me WTF?


LOL mayb cuz u was wit a lady, i remember we were drinkin n hot boxin ina car at roscoe n desotos n they juz made us stand up for 2 hours n than juz let us go wit cerfrew tickets
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on July 05, 2007, 02:01:52 PM
THATS TIGHT HOMEY! BE GLAD U DIDNT GO TO JAIL
couldn't put it any better....

 what city was this in?
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on July 05, 2007, 03:10:33 PM
You got lucky. Especially since nobody reported a car driving on the opposite lanes. Thank your lucky stars you didn't get arrested, your licenses revoked, and put on probation.
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: big mat on July 05, 2007, 07:02:08 PM
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE !!!!
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: NotoriousTDA on July 05, 2007, 07:23:54 PM
easily the trippiest story ive ever read. I woulda shit my pants if that happened to me.
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on July 05, 2007, 10:21:09 PM
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE !!!!

ain't he native american?
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: white Boy on July 06, 2007, 05:34:59 AM
they figured you pulled over to fuck.
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Paul on July 06, 2007, 07:56:40 AM
easily the trippiest story ive ever read. I woulda shit my pants if that happened to me.


i know :-\, thts sum scary shit

you have a van :D
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Native_Joe99 on July 06, 2007, 09:12:43 PM
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE !!!!

ain't he native american?

^^ wut he said glad someone remembers

THATS TIGHT HOMEY! BE GLAD U DIDNT GO TO JAIL
couldn't put it any better....

 what city was this in?

i was in just off the rez over here it was county cops, its like east of seattle.

easily the trippiest story ive ever read. I woulda shit my pants if that happened to me.


i know :-\, thts sum scary shit

you have a van :D

hell yeah i do 2001 dodge caravan sport.
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Paul on July 07, 2007, 06:26:34 AM
nice +1
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: WC Iz Active on July 07, 2007, 12:27:28 PM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Native_Joe99 on July 07, 2007, 12:51:10 PM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

i've been doin this for years buddy, dont talk to me like i don't know wut the fuck im doin, this is the first time this happened jus thought i would share story.
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Lunatic on July 07, 2007, 04:22:24 PM
at least u hit it :D
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Corona and Porn on July 07, 2007, 04:24:35 PM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

HAHA ! SQUARE ASS BEEZY! IN MY HOOD NIGGAZ RIDE AROUND THE TRAP SIPPIN BOURBON WHILE THEY TRUNK SLUMP ZZ TOP SHARD DRESSED MAN KNODADDAMIZZLE?
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: WeSTSidE_Don on July 07, 2007, 07:31:36 PM
^ baahahaha ur the funniest poster ever ive given u like 20 props already and ur still at 0 karma bahaha
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Paul on July 08, 2007, 07:52:53 AM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

HAHA ! SQUARE ASS BEEZY! IN MY HOOD NIGGAZ RIDE AROUND THE TRAP SIPPIN BOURBON WHILE THEY TRUNK SLUMP ZZ TOP SHARD DRESSED MAN KNODADDAMIZZLE?


lol, +1
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 09, 2007, 12:43:08 PM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

shut the hell up, dude...dont be a puppet.
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: WC Iz Active on July 09, 2007, 12:44:31 PM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

shut the hell up, dude...dont be a puppet.
hahaha grow up!  driving drunk is FUCKIN PATHETIC!  Talk to someone that has lost a loved one due to drunk driving and maybe you would grow up.  damn I thought you were better than this NIK, guess not
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 09, 2007, 12:47:32 PM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

shut the hell up, dude...dont be a puppet.
hahaha grow up!  driving drunk is FUCKIN PATHETIC!  Talk to someone that has lost a loved one due to drunk driving and maybe you would grow up.  damn I thought you were better than this NIK, guess not


I thought you were better than calling people pathetic for something that is perfectly controlable...I drink every weekend, and I drive as good as if I didn't. If a person is a moron and doesn't know when he can and can't drive, then he doesn't deserve to drink to begin with...Don't be a complete square, bro, there's a difference between use and abuse. I guarantee you that I drive better than 99% of drivers out there after I've had some drinks...PeACe
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: QuietTruth on July 09, 2007, 12:51:09 PM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

shut the hell up, dude...dont be a puppet.
hahaha grow up!  driving drunk is FUCKIN PATHETIC!  Talk to someone that has lost a loved one due to drunk driving and maybe you would grow up.  damn I thought you were better than this NIK, guess not


I thought you were better than calling people pathetic for something that is perfectly controlable...I drink every weekend, and I drive as good as if I didn't. If a person is a moron and doesn't know when he can and can't drive, then he doesn't deserve to drink to begin with...Don't be a complete square, bro, there's a difference between use and abuse. I guarantee you that I drive better than 99% of drivers out there after I've had some drinks...PeACe

Oh - my - God.

LMFAO!!!
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 09, 2007, 12:57:44 PM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

shut the hell up, dude...dont be a puppet.
hahaha grow up!  driving drunk is FUCKIN PATHETIC!  Talk to someone that has lost a loved one due to drunk driving and maybe you would grow up.  damn I thought you were better than this NIK, guess not


I thought you were better than calling people pathetic for something that is perfectly controlable...I drink every weekend, and I drive as good as if I didn't. If a person is a moron and doesn't know when he can and can't drive, then he doesn't deserve to drink to begin with...Don't be a complete square, bro, there's a difference between use and abuse. I guarantee you that I drive better than 99% of drivers out there after I've had some drinks...PeACe

Oh - my - God.

LMFAO!!!


You're the one who called weed-smokers drug addicts, correct? :-X

Shut it when grown folks is speakin, son... ;)
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: QuietTruth on July 09, 2007, 01:13:23 PM
You're the one who thinks smoking weed is great and you drive dunk too? :-X

I didn't say 'weed smokers are drug addicts', learn to read, son... ;)
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 09, 2007, 01:28:42 PM
You're the one who thinks smoking weed is great and you drive dunk too? :-X

I didn't say 'weed smokers are drug addicts', learn to read, son... ;)


Yea, you did, you called weed-smokers drug addicts...And what's wrong with thinking smoking weed is great, child? You do realize it's a world-wide attraction, correct? You sound like a dumb little uninformed kid who watched too many commercials, do yourself a favor and stay away from these sorta' topics...And you're white too...PeACe
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: No Compute on July 09, 2007, 01:34:13 PM
Anybody ever tried using a chainsaw when drunk?
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: QuietTruth on July 09, 2007, 02:59:29 PM
You're the one who thinks smoking weed is great and you drive dunk too? :-X

I didn't say 'weed smokers are drug addicts', learn to read, son... ;)


Yea, you did, you called weed-smokers drug addicts...And what's wrong with thinking smoking weed is great, child? You do realize it's a world-wide attraction, correct? You sound like a dumb little uninformed kid who watched too many commercials, do yourself a favor and stay away from these sorta' topics...And you're white too...PeACe

:eh:


Ok, pops what ever you say.
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 09, 2007, 03:43:17 PM
 8)
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Native_Joe99 on July 10, 2007, 01:00:54 PM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

shut the hell up, dude...dont be a puppet.
hahaha grow up!  driving drunk is FUCKIN PATHETIC!  Talk to someone that has lost a loved one due to drunk driving and maybe you would grow up.  damn I thought you were better than this NIK, guess not


I thought you were better than calling people pathetic for something that is perfectly controlable...I drink every weekend, and I drive as good as if I didn't. If a person is a moron and doesn't know when he can and can't drive, then he doesn't deserve to drink to begin with...Don't be a complete square, bro, there's a difference between use and abuse. I guarantee you that I drive better than 99% of drivers out there after I've had some drinks...PeACe

i agree with you on this point, you know every time that i ever got into an accident or ever bumped into someone or something was while i was sober and not high on anything. people have told me that i drive better when im drunk. and plus the whole point was that even when i was blacked out, i had sense enough to kno that i couldn't drive and pulled over and parked it!
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Bones01 on July 12, 2007, 02:42:27 AM
thats a hella story, just depends on the cops you get sometime.

your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

shut the hell up, dude...dont be a puppet.
hahaha grow up!  driving drunk is FUCKIN PATHETIC!  Talk to someone that has lost a loved one due to drunk driving and maybe you would grow up.  damn I thought you were better than this NIK, guess not


I thought you were better than calling people pathetic for something that is perfectly controlable...I drink every weekend, and I drive as good as if I didn't. If a person is a moron and doesn't know when he can and can't drive, then he doesn't deserve to drink to begin with...Don't be a complete square, bro, there's a difference between use and abuse. I guarantee you that I drive better than 99% of drivers out there after I've had some drinks...PeACe

lmao! you smoking to much NIK
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on July 12, 2007, 09:51:21 AM
thats a hella story, just depends on the cops you get sometime.

your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

shut the hell up, dude...dont be a puppet.
hahaha grow up!  driving drunk is FUCKIN PATHETIC!  Talk to someone that has lost a loved one due to drunk driving and maybe you would grow up.  damn I thought you were better than this NIK, guess not


I thought you were better than calling people pathetic for something that is perfectly controlable...I drink every weekend, and I drive as good as if I didn't. If a person is a moron and doesn't know when he can and can't drive, then he doesn't deserve to drink to begin with...Don't be a complete square, bro, there's a difference between use and abuse. I guarantee you that I drive better than 99% of drivers out there after I've had some drinks...PeACe

lmao! you smoking to much NIK


Maybe...But I'd kill myself before I became a pussy.
Title: Re: does this seem right?
Post by: Bay Area Jat on July 12, 2007, 01:29:11 PM
your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

shut the hell up, dude...dont be a puppet.
hahaha grow up!  driving drunk is FUCKIN PATHETIC!  Talk to someone that has lost a loved one due to drunk driving and maybe you would grow up.  damn I thought you were better than this NIK, guess not


I thought you were better than calling people pathetic for something that is perfectly controlable...I drink every weekend, and I drive as good as if I didn't. If a person is a moron and doesn't know when he can and can't drive, then he doesn't deserve to drink to begin with...Don't be a complete square, bro, there's a difference between use and abuse. I guarantee you that I drive better than 99% of drivers out there after I've had some drinks...PeACe

i agree wit nik ain't that some weird shit.