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Title: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 13, 2007, 05:48:52 PM
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Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 14, 2007, 09:57:37 AM
For those who don't like spam...


Quote from: bdogg
So I'm in my Physics class, which sucks midget dick because it's a night class (8:00pm - 9:15pm). Anyways, this chick that looks like she could be Lucy Liu's identical twin starts asking me me about a few assignments. We start talking about other shit too before class starts.

After class is over we keep talking as we walk to the parking garage. Her car was on the same level as mine so I walked with her towards her car. I was just about to ask the broad for her number since we hit it off real well, but something happened that made me change my mind.

She put her books down so she could put her hair up. When she put her arms up to fix her hair (she's wearing a halter top mind you) and it looks like she has two sea urchins in a headlock. It isn't like the bitch was in a hurry and forgot to shave her underarms that day--a little stubble doesn't bother me because shit happens. But this chick probably didn't shave them shits in a week or two. If she doesn't even shave her arm pits then you know her pussy looks probably looks the back of Macy Gray's head.

She was about to say something, but I'm like "Gotta go!" and got the fuck in my car. I bet the look on my face gave away what was going on in my head, but fuck it that shit scared me. I'm gonna buy a box of razors and leave them on her windshield since I know what her car looks like.
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Bedford Iz Active on September 14, 2007, 10:14:35 AM
L.M.F.A.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's bad luck homie, have a +1 for the troubles. First time i've ever heard of an sea urchin armpit story loooooooooool.
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 14, 2007, 10:18:04 AM
chicks with hairy armpits are disgusting.
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: We Fly High on September 14, 2007, 10:21:43 AM
my friend had a similar story... except the girl he was hollerin at .. had like 4 long strands of hair coming outta her neck.. like right below the chin.. so he had to bounce outta that quick styles.
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 14, 2007, 10:39:26 AM
^^Oh, man, that's the worst.
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: QuietTruth on September 14, 2007, 10:41:35 AM
Eww nigga.
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Vegasmac25 on September 14, 2007, 01:20:56 PM
I saw i chick like that once at work.Bitch was wearing a tank top and when she reached for her drink you can see her armpit hairs.That shit was so disgusting.
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 14, 2007, 01:33:33 PM
Macy Gray's hair lol
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 15, 2007, 12:29:52 AM
For those who don't like spam...


Quote from: bdogg
So I'm in my Physics class, which sucks midget dick because it's a night class (8:00pm - 9:15pm). Anyways, this chick that looks like she could be Lucy Liu's identical twin starts asking me me about a few assignments. We start talking about other shit too before class starts.

After class is over we keep talking as we walk to the parking garage. Her car was on the same level as mine so I walked with her towards her car. I was just about to ask the broad for her number since we hit it off real well, but something happened that made me change my mind.

She put her books down so she could put her hair up. When she put her arms up to fix her hair (she's wearing a halter top mind you) and it looks like she has two sea urchins in a headlock. It isn't like the bitch was in a hurry and forgot to shave her underarms that day--a little stubble doesn't bother me because shit happens. But this chick probably didn't shave them shits in a week or two. If she doesn't even shave her arm pits then you know her pussy looks probably looks the back of Macy Gray's head.

She was about to say something, but I'm like "Gotta go!" and got the fuck in my car. I bet the look on my face gave away what was going on in my head, but fuck it that shit scared me. I'm gonna buy a box of razors and leave them on her windshield since I know what her car looks like.

Spam my ass! That's quality shit right there nukka.
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 15, 2007, 11:29:38 AM
There's no such thing as quality "shit"...can't polish a turd, bro. :D
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 15, 2007, 01:20:39 PM
Woah, woah, I'm not the one that viewed the "shit" and copied and pasted it  :cow:
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Lunatic on September 15, 2007, 01:23:53 PM
Macy Gray's hair lol
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Machiavelli on September 15, 2007, 07:14:04 PM
Macy Gray's hair lol
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: TRG on September 15, 2007, 07:48:44 PM
lmao

discusting :puke:
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: AnybodyKilla on September 15, 2007, 08:18:09 PM
Why did u post a link, why not just copy and paste it LOL? Anywayz, funny ass story HAHAHAH, thats sick, ive seen a bunch of hairy chicks and its gross, its like dont u know ur fuckin hairy, shave all ur shit so u look presentable, its nasty LOL, ive seen girls with back hair, stomach hair, and like facial hair, eww FUCK its sick LOL!!!
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: *Z* - The Queen of Dubcc on September 16, 2007, 06:43:20 AM
after this topic i feel like growing hair all over my body..
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 16, 2007, 09:56:59 AM
Why did u post a link, why not just copy and paste it LOL?


spam...
Title: Re: I almost threw up in this bitches face last night
Post by: QuietTruth on September 16, 2007, 10:39:43 AM
I know this lady who doesn't believe in shaving. No legs, no arms, no etc.

I also know a lady who has a goatee. I know, I have no idea. She works in Kmart.


Stay clean ladies!!