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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on September 20, 2007, 11:56:26 PM

Title: Jury Duty.
Post by: Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement on September 20, 2007, 11:56:26 PM
ive got my 3rd request.  i dont wanna go cause i figure, when/if i actually show up, they'll just give me an unvitation and revoke my summons when they see im a half black half indian-fijian looking terrorist who just happens to be muslim.  thats like 3 strikes right there.  i think thats a pretty good excuse, for sure.   ;D
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: swangin and bangin on September 21, 2007, 12:10:29 AM
tell em you no inglish
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 21, 2007, 12:12:51 AM
Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Don Jacob on September 21, 2007, 12:17:07 AM
i always put that financial hardship thing on there. once they didn't accept it, and i just went in there talking about how much i hated america ....havn't gotten another piece of paper from them.
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: JMan on September 21, 2007, 05:44:39 AM
just claim your prejudiced against everyone and anyone  ;) and if that dont work, threaten to send OJ down
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Eddie G. on September 21, 2007, 09:47:11 AM
Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.
i think you can get a warrant issued for your arrest if you just don't show up.  you have to make up an excuse at least.
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 21, 2007, 10:53:15 AM
^LOL, seriously. :grumpy:
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Dodgers#1 on September 21, 2007, 11:13:30 AM
trash them cuz thats just a waste of time
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Tanjential on September 21, 2007, 12:47:56 PM
dude, 90% of the time you call them up the night before and they tell you not to come. it's happened tom me 3 times like that.

-T
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 22, 2007, 01:09:05 AM
Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.
i think you can get a warrant issued for your arrest if you just don't show up.  you have to make up an excuse at least.
It's all rumor, man. I got a squeaky, clean record. You really think they're gonna waste the time and money to issue a warrant for a person who is delinquent with jury duty? Hell no.

They don't want none of this. If they want me, they gotta roll through the suburbs first. Let's see if they survive.
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Tanjential on September 23, 2007, 02:01:57 AM
Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.
i think you can get a warrant issued for your arrest if you just don't show up.  you have to make up an excuse at least.
It's all rumor, man. I got a squeaky, clean record. You really think they're gonna waste the time and money to issue a warrant for a person who is delinquent with jury duty? Hell no.

They don't want none of this. If they want me, they gotta roll through the suburbs first. Let's see if they survive.

NOT all rumor. My friend got fucked with by the cops for a bench warrant just the other day.

That shit CAN bite you in the ass.

-T
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Vinnie on September 23, 2007, 12:40:37 PM
just claim your prejudiced against everyone and anyone  ;) and if that dont work, threaten to send OJ down

My buddy ended up with 80 hours of counseling for this, 40 for anger management and 40 for acceptance.  The anger management had nothing to do with how he handled the situation, rather it was issued to ensure that he did not act out on his "hatred for non-whites."
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: lazy_sunday on September 24, 2007, 07:53:52 AM
Show up late... they might just send you home... did that to me once..
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 24, 2007, 12:25:52 PM
LOL@Sikotic... you say a lot of funny shit, but sometimes it's unintentional.  It doesn't take much to file a warrant...I've had warrants for parking tickets...PeACe
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 24, 2007, 03:22:41 PM
Do like Larry David did

http://youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Tanjential on September 25, 2007, 02:23:06 AM
Do like Larry David did

http://youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU

yall need to quit the jew hate. larry david's been puttin it down for years.

-T
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: smegma on September 25, 2007, 06:36:41 AM
What exactly is the problem with jury duty?
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on September 25, 2007, 12:20:11 PM
Do like Larry David did

http://youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU

yall need to quit the jew hate. larry david's been puttin it down for years.

-T


No hatin here, seen every episode of seinfeld 1 million time plus and own every season of Curb.
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Tanjential on September 25, 2007, 07:37:24 PM
not saying you hate homie, just alot of cats on the board

-T
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Dodgers#1 on September 25, 2007, 07:44:22 PM
i just got another one yesterday might is well get them off my back by just going
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Tanjential on September 25, 2007, 09:06:33 PM
i just got another one yesterday might is well get them off my back by just going

is it only in Cali where you call the night before and they tell if you need to go or not?

more often than not, you don't even need to go.

-T
Title: Re: Jury Duty.
Post by: Laconic on September 25, 2007, 09:23:42 PM
I don't understand why y'all ducking and dodging like that.  If anyone should be on a jury its mufuckas like y'all.  You just don't know your rights like you should.  People look at it like a hassle and it is sometimes, but understanding your rights can transform everything from a local case to some O.J. type shit.  We can control the outcome not the punk ass judges and DA's.  That's something I learned as I got older.  Just a thought...especially when you need a jury of your peers at your trial or your homies or mothers or fathers.  One vote makes a differnece and means a life.