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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Lunatic on October 11, 2007, 06:03:09 PM

Title: LMAO at the justice system (FUNNY story inside)...
Post by: Lunatic on October 11, 2007, 06:03:09 PM
FARMINGTON, Mo. - It's a hefty price for a pastry: A man accused of stealing a 52-cent doughnut could face time in jail.

Authorities said Scott A. Masters, 41, slipped the doughnut into his sweat shirt without paying, then pushed away a clerk who tried to stop him as he fled the store.

The push is being treated as minor assault, which transforms a misdemeanor shoplifting charge to a strong-armed robbery with a potential prison term of five to 15 years. Because he has a criminal history, prosecutors say they could seek 30 years.


"Strong-arm robbery? Over a doughnut? That's impossible," Masters told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch from jail. He admitted that he took the pastry but denied touching the employee. "There's no way I would've pushed a woman over a doughnut."
Farmington Police Chief Rick Baker said state law treats the shoplifting and assault as forcibly stealing property. The amount of force and value of the property doesn't matter.

"It's not the doughnut," Baker said. "It's the assault."

Masters said he didn't even get to enjoy his ill-gotten gains: He threw the doughnut away as he fled
Title: Re: LMAO at the justice system (FUNNY story inside)...
Post by: Bay Area Jat on October 11, 2007, 07:50:09 PM
thats some fucked up shit
Title: Re: LMAO at the justice system (FUNNY story inside)...
Post by: thisoneguy360 on October 11, 2007, 08:41:38 PM
Yeah I saw this, fuckin stupid
Title: Re: LMAO at the justice system (FUNNY story inside)...
Post by: Throwback on October 12, 2007, 02:02:31 AM
they just should chop his hands off.
Title: Re: LMAO at the justice system (FUNNY story inside)...
Post by: QuietTruth on October 14, 2007, 12:27:16 PM
How ridiculous. Damn.