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Title: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: big mat on November 10, 2007, 09:30:17 PM
The party was nice but my dad was the drunkest dude in the place, i didn't help though, I paid him like 5 drinks. It was my first wedding so I bought a fuckin nice suit for the occasion thinking everybody was gonna be sharp. I ended up being the nicest dude in the place.
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Narrator on November 10, 2007, 09:30:39 PM
Then she's going to Hell.
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: big mat on November 10, 2007, 09:32:02 PM
maybe lol, i heard some shit about him dont wanting to pay for some shit he should normaly be paying for. But nonetheless he's a real cool dude
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Lunatic on November 10, 2007, 09:38:37 PM
you're first wedding? ain't chu like 19 or so? that's messed man, no offence though :-\
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Boba Fettucini on November 10, 2007, 11:09:56 PM
that sucks you had to pay for drinks at a wedding, figures though for a jew
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Don Jacob on November 10, 2007, 11:17:39 PM
did they step on that glass thing and yell mozzle toff
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: boycriedwolf619 on November 10, 2007, 11:33:27 PM
Then she's going to Hell.
what the hell LMAO!
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Bulldog - Your Not Gafflin Nobody on November 11, 2007, 12:07:41 AM
that sucks you had to pay for drinks at a wedding, figures though for a jew

LMAO!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: AndrE16686 on November 11, 2007, 03:16:29 AM
that sucks you had to pay for drinks at a wedding, figures though for a jew

LMAO!!!!!!!!

LOL you on fire!
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Tha Psycho Hustla on November 11, 2007, 03:54:47 AM
Quote
i heard some shit about him dont wanting to pay for some shit he should normaly be paying for.
now is believe hes a jew:D
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: K.Dub on November 11, 2007, 04:03:35 AM
you're first wedding? ain't chu like 19 or so? that's messed man, no offence though :-\

Why, I've never been to a wedding and I'm 22 ..
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: big mat on November 11, 2007, 04:10:50 AM
did they step on that glass thing and yell mozzle toff

nope, they did the civil wedding there was nothing religious there, i didn't have to pay for the wine, but after a few glasses i wanted something else
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: big mat on November 11, 2007, 04:11:50 AM
you're first wedding? ain't chu like 19 or so? that's messed man, no offence though :-\

Why, I've never been to a wedding and I'm 22 ..

I'm also 22, i know its kinda fucked up
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: K.Dub on November 11, 2007, 04:18:58 AM
you're first wedding? ain't chu like 19 or so? that's messed man, no offence though :-\

Why, I've never been to a wedding and I'm 22 ..

I'm also 22, i know its kinda fucked up

Why is that fucked up ? :P
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Lazar on November 11, 2007, 04:32:49 AM
you're first wedding? ain't chu like 19 or so? that's messed man, no offence though :-\

Why, I've never been to a wedding and I'm 22 ..

I´m 19 and was on just one wedding lol
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 11, 2007, 01:20:26 PM
Musta been a white Jew.... Israeli weddings are the best place to get tossed for free.
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Sikotic™ on November 11, 2007, 02:16:20 PM
MAZEL TOV!
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Lunatic on November 11, 2007, 02:20:08 PM
DAMN at all y'all never bein to weddings :-\
i'm 17 and i've been to a ridiculous amount
portuguese though, we tend to have big families
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: REGIME MOB 510 on November 11, 2007, 03:02:00 PM
Musta been a white Jew.... Israeli weddings are the best place to get tossed for free.
i gotta disagree, punjabi weddings are hands down the best place to get drunk for free, off of top shelf alcohol (hennessey XO is my vice).  we already know u jews drink e&j cuz its cheap...  PeAcE
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 11, 2007, 03:05:03 PM
Not really...Israelis drink Ouzo, Arack, and Vodka, desi chute.
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: REGIME MOB 510 on November 11, 2007, 03:08:53 PM
learn how to cuss in other language ya YENTA!!!!  good for you tho, for trynna talk shit, but we all know ur down with skyy vodka u budget baller
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 11, 2007, 03:22:35 PM
My bad, I forgot... Punjabi MC gots too much cheese to spend.
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: REGIME MOB 510 on November 11, 2007, 03:25:07 PM
My bad, I forgot... Punjabi MC gots too much cheese to spend.
wow nik, c'mon bro, you can do better then that.  i hope ur not fallin off, cuz that will just show how pathetic you really are.  here, i'll give you one more chance to talk shit. 
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Sikotic™ on November 11, 2007, 03:59:19 PM
Not really...Israelis drink Ouzo, Arack, and Vodka, desi chute.
Arack is bomb
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 11, 2007, 04:16:03 PM
My bad, I forgot... Punjabi MC gots too much cheese to spend.
wow nik, c'mon bro, you can do better then that.  i hope ur not fallin off, cuz that will just show how pathetic you really are.  here, i'll give you one more chance to talk shit. 


You're having a shit-talking competition with yourself, kid. Even though you constantly get schooled around here, were not in elementary anymore. Leave the shit-talking to the children...PeACe
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 11, 2007, 04:16:42 PM
Not really...Israelis drink Ouzo, Arack, and Vodka, desi chute.
Arack is bomb


 8)
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Digital Pimpin' on November 12, 2007, 03:29:26 AM
Musta been a white Jew.... Israeli weddings are the best place to get tossed for free.
i gotta disagree, punjabi weddings are hands down the best place to get drunk for free, off of top shelf alcohol (hennessey XO is my vice).  we already know u jews drink e&j cuz its cheap...  PeAcE

Never been to an Israeli wedding, but I can vouch for the Punjabis - meat, beer and hard liquor. They get offended if you don't take advantage of all the freebies.
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Cheese on November 12, 2007, 04:32:38 AM
you're first wedding? ain't chu like 19 or so? that's messed man, no offence though :-\

Why, I've never been to a wedding and I'm 22 ..

I had my first wedding a couple of months ago. I'm 23.
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Floydness on November 13, 2007, 07:14:55 PM
funny how ure aunt most likely married a jew for his money, yet he's the one getting all the shit here.
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: big mat on November 13, 2007, 08:34:34 PM
he's not rich, is not a religious one 2, they both love each other. It's just that he acts like a jew, he's a bit greedy, but he's a cool dude, and his nephew is real nice
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on November 13, 2007, 08:37:53 PM
^Funny...every Jew I've ever known has been the exact opposite...So many of my relatives are overly generous and selfless. I guess jealousy really does result in undeserved stereotypes...dude might be greedy, but it's definitely not cuz he's Jewish. Was I right though? He's a white Jew...not an Israeli Jew, yea?
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: SGV on November 14, 2007, 07:26:01 AM
Ouzo is damn good. My Greek homie put me onto that.
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: lawz2760 on November 14, 2007, 05:29:40 PM
LOL at this thread


In Eric Cartman's voice, "Fucking JEWS"
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: Bay Area Jat on November 15, 2007, 10:40:24 AM
Musta been a white Jew.... Israeli weddings are the best place to get tossed for free.
i gotta disagree, punjabi weddings are hands down the best place to get drunk for free, off of top shelf alcohol (hennessey XO is my vice).  we already know u jews drink e&j cuz its cheap...  PeAcE

Never been to an Israeli wedding, but I can vouch for the Punjabis - meat, beer and hard liquor. They get offended if you don't take advantage of all the freebies.

exactly bro +1. PUNJABI wedding receptions are hella fuckin fun. my sisters gettin married in december at the san ramon marriot its about to go down
Title: Re: my auntie just wed a jew
Post by: REGIME MOB 510 on November 15, 2007, 10:42:52 AM
Musta been a white Jew.... Israeli weddings are the best place to get tossed for free.
i gotta disagree, punjabi weddings are hands down the best place to get drunk for free, off of top shelf alcohol (hennessey XO is my vice).  we already know u jews drink e&j cuz its cheap...  PeAcE

Never been to an Israeli wedding, but I can vouch for the Punjabis - meat, beer and hard liquor. They get offended if you don't take advantage of all the freebies.

exactly bro +1. PUNJABI wedding receptions are hella fuckin fun. my sisters gettin married in december at the san ramon marriot its about to go down
u boutta holla at ur mans or wut