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Title: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 12, 2007, 02:00:40 PM
LOS ANGELES, Calif. (December 12, 2007) " Jessica Alba has revealed that she's pregnant, and that the father is her boyfriend, Cash Warren.

The couple revealed the exciting pregnancy news on Tuesday, according to a report in People.

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring/early summer," Jessica's rep told People.

The couple has been dating since 2004 after they met on the set of "The Fantastic Four."

Last weekend, the couple was reportedly spotted shopping for a mattress and kissing at the Lakers basketball game.

Jessica is currently starring in the thriller "Awake," and can be seen in the upcoming films, "The Eye" and "The Love Guru." She was reportedly also in talks recently to make her Broadway debut in the revival of, "Speed-the-Plow."
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Native_Joe99 on December 12, 2007, 02:10:10 PM
im hurt im seriously hurt, i really thought she was the one....... :'(
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Meho on December 12, 2007, 02:38:45 PM
Meh, she fell off anyway, starting to look like your regular anorexic hoolywood bitch. Christina Millian is 10x times better.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: WC Iz Active on December 12, 2007, 02:42:57 PM
She's Overated
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: K.Dub on December 12, 2007, 03:10:25 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: JMan on December 12, 2007, 03:21:39 PM
lucky son of a bitch
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 12, 2007, 03:55:31 PM
I want a paternity test.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: jeromechickenbone on December 12, 2007, 03:57:44 PM
My bad niggaz, I was hittin it raw and mis-timed the nut. 
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Lunatic on December 12, 2007, 04:16:08 PM
LMAO at some of the comments :D
+1 Sikotic, Native, Dub, What It Is, Jrome

i'm sad 2 for sure...can't believe that fucker is hitting it.....lucky
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: TRG on December 12, 2007, 04:20:06 PM
speechless
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: J$crILLa on December 12, 2007, 04:40:51 PM
women are sluts... u can still hit it
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: daWappla on December 12, 2007, 04:43:09 PM
I say let´s kill him.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Lunatic on December 12, 2007, 04:46:05 PM
women are sluts... u can still hit it
:banana_cow: :banana_cow: :banana_cow:
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Dr. Octagon on December 12, 2007, 06:45:09 PM
She's Overated
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Money on December 12, 2007, 07:20:26 PM
Meh, she fell off anyway, starting to look like your regular anorexic hoolywood bitch. Christina Millian is 10x times better.
amen brother.

(http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/1227/babyhulkhoganha8.jpg)
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 12, 2007, 07:29:13 PM
It's not the fact that she's overrated now, its the fact that childbirth is gonna fuck her up when she's still pretty decent. I work in labor and delivery and I have seen what that shit does to a woman.

"Miracle of life".....ha, that's some bullshit. Shits a nightmare.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: REGIME MOB 510 on December 12, 2007, 07:33:35 PM
It's not the fact that she's overrated now, its the fact that childbirth is gonna fuck her up when she's still pretty decent. I work in labor and delivery and I have seen what that shit does to a woman.

"Miracle of life".....ha, that's some bullshit. Shits a nightmare.
LMAO, it aint that bad.  she just has to get a c section, if you used to fuckin wit ghetto bitches that hav been stabbed, you'll be used to the scar.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Fat Joe on December 12, 2007, 07:55:51 PM
HIT ME UP ON BOOST MOBILE AND TELL ME WHERE U AT AND ILL HOOK U UP WITH SOME PUERTO RICAN MAMIS STR8 OUT MY CRACK HOUSE IN SOUTH BEACH!
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 12, 2007, 08:27:30 PM
It's not the fact that she's overrated now, its the fact that childbirth is gonna fuck her up when she's still pretty decent. I work in labor and delivery and I have seen what that shit does to a woman.

"Miracle of life".....ha, that's some bullshit. Shits a nightmare.
LMAO, it aint that bad.  she just has to get a c section, if you used to fuckin wit ghetto bitches that hav been stabbed, you'll be used to the scar.
I've seen a couple of those too. The pussy is safe, but it looks like Hoodini sawed the bitch in half. I know a girl that had a kid at some ghetto ass hospital and instead of doing the c-section at her bikini line, they straight opened her up inbetween the abdominal muscles like they were doing a dissection in science class.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: E-L-P on December 12, 2007, 08:42:34 PM
 :'(

She was one of my top 3. At least Natalie Portman ain't pregnant, yet.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Don Jacob on December 12, 2007, 10:23:51 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/v/F8AsOVNwPV0&rel=1&autoplay=0
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Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: big mat on December 13, 2007, 11:30:21 AM
she gone be a milf now
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Floydness on December 13, 2007, 03:56:40 PM
My bad niggaz, I was hittin it raw and mis-timed the nut. 
and then you woke up....
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Native_Joe99 on December 13, 2007, 05:12:36 PM
HIT ME UP ON BOOST MOBILE AND TELL ME WHERE U AT AND ILL HOOK U UP WITH SOME PUERTO RICAN MAMIS STR8 OUT MY CRACK HOUSE IN SOUTH BEACH!

HA HA HA! COLD SORES N ALL!
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on December 13, 2007, 08:39:46 PM
Damn, first time i read that shit i thought it said "her father is the boyfriend..." lol

Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Narrator on December 13, 2007, 08:50:07 PM
Last weekend, the couple was reportedly spotted shopping for a mattress

*SQUEAK SQUEAK*

It's not the fact that she's overrated now, its the fact that childbirth is gonna fuck her up when she's still pretty decent. I work in labor and delivery and I have seen what that shit does to a woman.

"Miracle of life".....ha, that's some bullshit. Shits a nightmare.

She's fucking rich.  She'll get some $1000-an-hour trainer and look good again in a few months.  You think Angelina Jolie looks bad all the time now after having kids?  I'm pretty sure you don't need to worry too much about it.

Any other non-Hollywood woman, of course...yeah, bad news.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 13, 2007, 11:31:41 PM

She's fucking rich.  She'll get some $1000-an-hour trainer and look good again in a few months.  You think Angelina Jolie looks bad all the time now after having kids?  I'm pretty sure you don't need to worry too much about it.

Any other non-Hollywood woman, of course...yeah, bad news.
That poonani is ripped though.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Bulldog - Your Not Gafflin Nobody on December 13, 2007, 11:40:36 PM
that dude must be damn glad to get the bun in the oven ya know.

its like putting pen to paper and signing a fucking 30million a year contract at the yankees, youd be over the fucking moon.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: T-Dogg on December 14, 2007, 12:07:18 PM
Damn Sik, you made me go "aww damn" out loud with this news.

Think how proud the father must be though - he's gonna have living, breathing proof he done fucked Jessica Alba.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 14, 2007, 03:38:44 PM
I'm thinking about greasing the stairway in her home. Who's down?
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Kool Beenz on December 14, 2007, 04:10:54 PM
Meh, she fell off anyway, starting to look like your regular anorexic hoolywood bitch. Christina Millian is 10x times better.
amen brother.

(http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/1227/babyhulkhoganha8.jpg)

LMAO!!!!!
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Narrator on December 14, 2007, 04:32:23 PM
That poonani is ripped though.

So does this mean we'll never see any Prince or Princess Sikotics, or even a Queen Sikotic?  Who's gonna smack kufis for you after you're gone?
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 14, 2007, 04:43:25 PM
That poonani is ripped though.

So does this mean we'll never see any Prince or Princess Sikotics, or even a Queen Sikotic?  Who's gonna smack kufis for you after you're gone?
I probably have one out there I don't know of. He/she will knock on my door in 18 years and inherit the kingdom.
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: jeromechickenbone on December 14, 2007, 05:04:11 PM
My bad niggaz, I was hittin it raw and mis-timed the nut. 
and then you woke up....

lol, I seen your pics sweet cheeks :-X
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Meho on December 28, 2007, 04:14:21 AM
Don't hate on the messenger Sikotic:

This the season to get engaged, apparently. A day after it was revealed that Fergie and Josh Duhamel are going to be wed comes news that Jessica Alba is engaged to producer Cash Warren, the father of the child the "Awake" actress is expecting. The couple are expecting their first child in late spring or early summer, although a wedding date has yet to be revealed. ...

www.mtv.com
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 28, 2007, 04:25:40 PM
Don't hate on the messenger Sikotic:

This the season to get engaged, apparently. A day after it was revealed that Fergie and Josh Duhamel are going to be wed comes news that Jessica Alba is engaged to producer Cash Warren, the father of the child the "Awake" actress is expecting. The couple are expecting their first child in late spring or early summer, although a wedding date has yet to be revealed. ...

www.mtv.com
:grumpy:
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: LyRiCaL_G on December 28, 2007, 04:47:08 PM
shiiiit

i cried for an hour and whipped myself real bad on my back like those schiiate militia after reading this post

saddest news of the 20th-21st century, nuff said

9-11 wat?

pz
Title: Re: This is easily the saddest news of 2007....what a way to end the year
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 28, 2007, 05:08:52 PM
The engagement news is even worse than the pregnancy news. I coulda greased up the staircase and that woulda took care of that parasite in her womb. I could kill this Cash nigga too, but even then, I lost her.

*cut*

*cut*