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DUBCC - Tha Connection => West Coast Classics => Topic started by: techniec on June 24, 2001, 05:40:54 PM
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what are some of the stupidest shit yall have heard
mines has got to be eminem
i aim whatever u say i aim, if i wasnt why would say i am, in the paper the news everyday i am
RADIO WONT EVEN PLAY MY JAM
what the fuck, the most playe dout pop star is complaining his shit doesnt get played, how stupid is that???????
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Warren G.'s Classic Quote:
"Whats Next? Whats Next? Whats N-x-e-t?"
Ja Rule:
"What If God Was One Of Us? What If He Was Me? What The Fuck Would I Do?" <~~~The Dumbest Line In Hip Hop Ever.
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"I was born feet first
smoked 40's and drank weed"
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I Agree With All 3...
Another STUPID Eminem One Is
"If You Don't Like This You Can Suck, My Dick
I Was High When I Wrote This, So Suck, My Dick"
Or Whatever On MMLP
And The ABSOLUTE (I've Said It 100 Times) Worse Line Ever Was
"27 Years Old, No Educated" - Ol Dirty Bastard
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"Shut the fuck up, bitch you can't sing
You sound like a kid playing on the swing"
-Tim Dogg
lol trauma what song is that ODB line off of?
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It's Off "MC Conditioner" On The W Album.
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i can't really think of any lines but i dunno
i think it's stupid how jay-z has to dedicate or mention "in the memory of Tupac shakur and the notorious b.i.g" in EVERY song he does
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Warren G.'s Classic Quote:
"Whats Next? Whats Next? Whats N-x-e-t?"
HAHAHAHAHHA...I just noticed that. That's hilarious.
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I Saw In A Chat Where They Asked Warren About That, And He Tried To Play It Off... He Was Like
"Ahhh, I Was Just clownin', Ya Know"
LOL
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BTW, See If Yall Follow Me...
He ALSO Says "Now Who's The Real Victim, Can Ya Answer That? The Fool That's Jackin' Or The Fool Gettin' Jacked?"
I Know that's The Only Way It Rhymes, But To Make Sense, Shouldn't It Be
"Now Who's The Real Victim, can You Answer That? The Fool Gettin' Jacked Or The Fool Pullin' The Jack?"
Anybody Else Notice That?
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"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin" Nuttin but a g'thang......( it's the easyest line)
"my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
Eminem (that sux)
"Uhuh, uhuh, yeah
Uhuh, uhuh, yeah
Uhuh, uhuh, yeah
Uhuh, uhuh"
Anyone
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"Shut the fuck up, bitch you can't sing
You sound like a kid playing on the swing"
-Tim Dogg
LOL !!
What happened to Tim Dog ??!
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LOL!!!! this thread was the funniest thing since the "ghetto" thread
these guys really say some stupid shit, there are so may of'em but i cant think of any right now, i'll have to come back later
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i thought that the warren g line in do u see made sense, and i think despite its supposed dumbness, everybody loves that "slippin" line on g thang
any more yall??
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I Thought it Didn't Make Sense Because He Switched the Order Up, You Would Think That The Fool Gettin' Jacked Was The Real Victim, So I thought That The Proper Way To Say it (To Get His Point Across That They're Both Victims) Was To Say The Fool Gettin' Jacked First, Then The Fool That's Jackin', To Make You Think About It... Anyways, I'm Just Trippin, No Biggie.. But Everytime I hear It, I think That, LOL.
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"ran in the ladies room naked with a blanket at the banquet and started to spank it"
wtf?
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THIS IS A STUPID LINE.....(UNUSUALLY BY EAZY)
"IM A GANGSTA AND IM ABOUT TO GET STUPID"
*THIS SOUNDS SO STUPID IT AINT FUNNY*!!
O AND ITS OFF 'EAZY-ER SED THAN DUN'
peace
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Cause I'am makin niggas crumble just like a cookie :-/
Top Dogg, Me and my boys.
That sentence just sucks.
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thats a rejiggy of dre's line (maybe written by snoop) from g thang
"When I'm on the mic, it's like a cookie, they all crumble"
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"U'se a Gangxta, No I'm not!"
Yes, your a blood....Lol
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The lap dance song by NERD is stupid.
UUUUUUUUM I`M A DIRTY DOOOOGGG!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK ASS BIIAAATTTCHH!
sorry i just hate neptunes so much LOL!
<<Ne@p>>
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I think either Young Noble or Kadafi said this.
"If the earth was a bitch I'd stick my dick in the dirt"
I'm sorry but thats pretty stupid. Got me laughin when I heard it too.
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I think either Young Noble or Kadafi said this.
"If the earth was a bitch I'd stick my dick in the dirt"
I'm sorry but thats pretty stupid. Got me laughin when I heard it too.
If the earth was a bitch i'd stick my dick in the ground..FUCK THE WORLD
i liked that line...he says FUCK the WORLD by literally fucking it...
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yeah you didnt have the whole quote, he says
"if the world was a girl, i'd stick my dick in the ground, fuck the world" is the direct quote
which explains why hes says that like Sikotic_Assassin said
peace
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Yeah my bad I forgot the whole line. Haven't listened to UTEOT in a while.
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"gangstaz don't dance they boogie, niggaz run out and get a cookie" Mack 10, definately only used cause he couldn't find anything else to rhyme with it.
"i got blood on my hands and theres no remorse, i got blood on my dick cause i fucked a corpse" DMX, that's just some sick shit.
"by the time he relaized that he fucked up, the stupid muthafucka got a foot in his ass" Eazy E, that shit don't even rhyme and when i first heard it i was like damn what the fuck was that shit all about.
that's all i can think of right now, i'll come back with more soon. oh yeah and that warren g one is the all time dumbest shit, haha, peace.
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"gangstaz don't dance they boogie, niggaz run out and get a cookie" Mack 10, definately only used cause he couldn't find anything else to rhyme with it.
"i got blood on my hands and theres no remorse, i got blood on my dick cause i fucked a corpse" DMX, that's just some sick shit.
"by the time he relaized that he fucked up, the stupid muthafucka got a foot in his ass" Eazy E, that shit don't even rhyme and when i first heard it i was like damn what the fuck was that shit all about.
that's all i can think of right now, i'll come back with more soon. oh yeah and that warren g one is the all time dumbest shit, haha, peace.
Those are by far the whackest rhyme (except "27 years old no educated" and NXET) on this topic yet.
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that Ja Rule one was dumb too
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i think that's sick when biggie says the girl looked so good he'd suck her fathers dick....whoa there guy
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She must look very very very very very good looking.
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boooooo! thats gay, he really said that
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"I was born feet first
smoked 40's and drank weed"
I thought Kon Artis was being clever on that shit, he meant to do that because on American Psycho they're talking about how different and wierd they are
N-X-E-T can't be beaten!
CLASSIC
Safe
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i thort that he sed that intentially too, i thort he was being clever, if he fucked up, im sure they wud have taken it out or somethin ??? ???
peace
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I thought Kon Artis was being clever on that shit, he meant to do that because on American Psycho they're talking about how different and wierd they are
It's kinda stupid...You cant smoke a 40 nor drink weed...No matter how twisted you are...
Heres a dumb one
"I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin"
He said lion so he could rhyme...
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Now that is dumb - you're damn right about that
One of his best raps tho
Safe
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LoL.. alright, I think I can explain tha whole thing about him drinking weed and smoking 40's...
HE WAS BORN FEET FIRST!! that's backwards.... so he does shit backwords (or flipped around)
drinking 40's and smoking weed flipped would be smoking 40's and drinking weed....
That's what he meant...
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NO SHIT!!! It's still a stupid ass line...
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LoL.... not really
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Is it possible to drink weed or smoke a 40? No!
So therefore it's stupid to say...
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Is it possible to drink weed or smoke a 40? No!
So therefore it's stupid to say...
You aint supposed to take all that shit literally.... It aint like he's REALLY stupid enough to think you're gonna believe he drinks weed and smokes 40's
He's just sayin it to give you an example of how twisted he is..... not twisted for drinking weed or smokin 40'z.... just twisted for sayin some stupid shit like that....
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just twisted for sayin some stupid shit like that....
Exactly...it's a stupid line...
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Exactly...it's a stupid line...
Okay... call it stupid... but it still makes sense... not like alot of other stupid lines on this thread that dont mean shit like....
Ja Rule's rhyme about god being in his place (he was tryna be deep but didnt really say shit)
Tim Dogg's line about the swing...
Mack 10's "gangsta's dont dance they boogie.....niggaz run out and get yo' cookie".... wtf? cookie?
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actually it is possible to smoke a 40 and drink weed
you can dip a cigarette in beer or wine and smoke it, people i know do it all the time, except it's not a ciggarette more jointish
and with weed, welp, you can make a "protien drink" in the blender, just grind itinto a fine powder and then mix it it the blender with chocolate milk and guess what??? your drinking weeeeeeeeeed
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yeah good call but that's getting way off topic, peace.
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so...it prooves a point
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It doesn't really though.......
It was an ultra inventive line - I would have been proud to have come up with that
But some people take it literally and others take it like Kon Artis wanted it to be taken
Sooooo in conclusion it ain't worth getting your knickers in a twist for - some people think it's stupid others don't - fine
Safe
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here a stupidly overplayed dumb line "up jump tha boogie to the bang bang boogie to the rhythm of the boogie to be" so many people have said it and so many times have i been disappointed with it being used.
oh and i have to add this for some reason, i fucken love the snoop bounce remix with rage against the machine, what a cool guitar riff damn, peace.
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NIK i think Em was saying "i got a LINE in my pocket i'm lyin.." line=line of cocaine...that's what i thought anyway.peace-Tanjint
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you can dip a cigarette in beer or wine and smoke it, people i know do it all the time, except it's not a ciggarette more jointish
Oh that's just stupid to me.... How tha fuck do they smoke it? Wouldn't it be all wet... Oh well they probably let it dry huh? yeah, still stupid though.... seems like some shit some beginers would think of and try to experiment with...
Anywayz... If you're gonna start dippin shit might as well do things right and get down Bullet Loco style...... "Sherrrmmm Stiiiicks"
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He was saying lion...
[Eminem]
"There's several different levels to Devil worshippin: horse's heads,
human sacrifices, canibalism; candles and exorcism
Animals havin sex with 'em; camels mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just,
beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless ya fuckin, meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket
and baby I'm just, dyin to cock him
Who's ready for war, I'm ready for war
I got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw
My uz' as, heavy as yours, yeah you met me before
I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before
Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor
With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
red on the ceilin, red on the floor, get a new whore
Met on the second, wet on the third;
then she's dead on the fourth, I'm dead wrong"
Check Ohhla.com also...
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ohhla.com isn't always right,where did you get those lyrics anyway? oh well it's all good.
here's another
"Pussy went BEYITCH!"-Ice Cube,i think it was on westside slaughterhouse....peace-Tanjint
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Yea, but even before I read it on Ohhla.com I knew he was saying lion...Fuck it, who cares...
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"I got a ???? in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket
and baby I'm just, dyin to cock him"
It is LION because he is using a metaphor - he refers to his nine as a lion = "dying to cock HIM"
It can't be line because it wouldn't be referred to as him
;) ;)
Safe
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As a point, OHHLA, however much I like Steve, does change words to change the rep of an artist.
Mos Def:"Shame the jealous gays..."
OHHLA of that song:"Shame the jealous GAZE..."
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Ohhal doesn't type it up....They have people type it up for them, just normal people, and sometimes they amke errors...
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"I got a ???? in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket
and baby I'm just, dyin to cock him"
It is LION because he is using a metaphor - he refers to his nine as a lion = "dying to cock HIM"
It can't be line because it wouldn't be referred to as him
;) ;)
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Yeah, I dont think it's a metaphor cuz the line doesn't say "Dying to cock HIM"... it says "Dying to cock IT" .....cock his Nine.... He does say LION though....
I think he says LION cuz he's talkin about how he gots a weapon in his pecket that's gonna EAT TROUGH YOUR FLESH.... so jokingly he says he gots a LION in his pocket... but if you listen to tha song it's kinda like he laughs at his own line and then he's like "naw, I'm lying, I got a NINE in my pocket"
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LOL
Lion And Line Are Pronounced So Closely You Could Never Tell.
Same Thing With Gays And Gaze. They're Pronounced EXACTLY The Same...
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Oh, And Just To Be A Dick, Isn't That Pharoah Monche's Line Anyways? LOL
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nah its mos def's line i think
tight song tho...havent heard that in a while...
might bump it...
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is it Gays ot Gaze, cuz they never bleeped it out on the Radio...