West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Dr. Octagon on January 07, 2008, 06:26:34 AM
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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the
21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in
their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out
and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread
the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies
and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in
popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of
skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and
Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The
Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back
to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
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LMAO
this shit reminded me of that pinoyman skeetting in the ocean
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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the
21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in
their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out
and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread
the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies
and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in
popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of
skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and
Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The
Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back
to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
http://www.youtube.com/v/Es08_iIL5Mg&autoplay=0
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I like to make a skeet skeet skeet. The women a like for me to make a romance explosion on their tits.
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LOL!
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I like to make a skeet skeet skeet. The women a like for me to make a romance explosion on their tits.
romance explosion haha thats gold.
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I like to make a skeet skeet skeet. The women a like for me to make a romance explosion on their tits.
LMAO