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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Primo on February 13, 2008, 08:11:58 PM

Title: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Primo on February 13, 2008, 08:11:58 PM
n order of importance:

being called "n*gga" by a black or brown aquaintance
getting a good deal
being asked for advice due to witeness
a nice soup or salad appetizer
things being delivered on time
excellent customer service
cleanliness
other wite ppl
fruit without bruises
the assumption of innocence and wealth
sports from afar
sturdy furniture
vitamins
diction
racism
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: NotoriousTDA on February 13, 2008, 08:13:24 PM
weak list
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Primo on February 13, 2008, 08:22:53 PM
-Dockers wrinkle free pants
-Woody Harrelson's character in Above the Rim

Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Sparegeez on February 13, 2008, 08:24:58 PM
Being asked if they're half Mexican, most say yes by the way.
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: big mat on February 13, 2008, 08:27:10 PM
most of these things can be applied to most people, who would like to eat dirty fruits and lay all day in a dirty house?
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: SGV on February 13, 2008, 08:27:31 PM
Minorities in their area getting arrested
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Primo on February 13, 2008, 08:35:39 PM
-Glade plug in air fresheners
-organic food
-New York Times crossword puzzles
-cul-de-sacs
-Swifter mops along with the refillable parts
-naming their kids Mackenzie, Tyler, Jordyn, etc.
-putting lift kits on 4X4's
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on February 13, 2008, 08:46:34 PM
naming their kids skyler and apple
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: herpes on February 13, 2008, 09:00:11 PM

-Woody Harrelson's character in Above the Rim



Its White men can't jump... as a white person I take offense to you having the wrong movie up there.
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Primo on February 13, 2008, 09:02:06 PM
lmao oops.
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Sparegeez on February 13, 2008, 09:02:38 PM
8-mile
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Nat Turner-reincarnated on February 13, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
plastic cosmetic surgery
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on February 13, 2008, 10:42:12 PM
weak list

yep

-Woody Harrelson's character in Above the Rim



Its White men can't jump... as a white person I take offense to you having the wrong movie up there.

thats pretty bad yea
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on February 13, 2008, 11:01:22 PM
starbucks
nascar
golf
pellegrino
the words "hella,Totally,oh my god,sick"
retarded reailty tv
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on February 13, 2008, 11:01:53 PM
Being asked if they're half Mexican, most say yes by the way.
lol,word
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 13, 2008, 11:18:58 PM
Being asked if they're half Mexican, most say yes by the way.
Or they're 1/64th Navajo or Cherokee
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Joe Bonanno on February 13, 2008, 11:53:19 PM
I LOVE ALL OF THESE THINGS,  DON'T FORGET FEEL GOOD HITS FROM THE 80'S, 50'S, AND 60'S
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Tay on February 13, 2008, 11:56:09 PM
Being asked if they're half Mexican, most say yes by the way.
Or they're 1/64th Navajo or Cherokee


Haha, that made me think of this clip from The Office:

http://www.youtube.com/v/-j7wr-wsmcI&rel=1
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: WestCoasta on February 13, 2008, 11:56:39 PM

getting a good deal


haha yea mexis and blacks don't love that huh
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Tay on February 14, 2008, 12:00:33 AM
New Balance shoes
White people who make it in the NBA or NFL (Steve Nash, Wayne Chrebet, Jason Sehorn)
AM Radio shows
Wayne Brady
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on February 14, 2008, 12:03:25 AM
New Balance shoes
White people who make it in the NBA or NFL (Steve Nash, Wayne Chrebet, Jason Sehorn)
AM Radio shows
Wayne Brady
LOL
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on February 14, 2008, 12:58:45 AM
At a BBQ- Hamburgers and hotdogs
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: white Boy on February 14, 2008, 06:22:57 AM
electric guitars
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: KAIN WITH THAT JFK SWAG |CLC| on February 14, 2008, 07:06:42 AM
MOLESTING CHILDREN

MAYO
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9510/miraclewhipag6.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Nat Turner-reincarnated on February 14, 2008, 08:45:54 AM
dogs. they buy them jewelry... clothes..... they have benefit package...... and get well groomed. they share the same food with their dogs.......... sleep in bed with their dogs........... fuck disgustin......
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: big mat on February 14, 2008, 10:10:31 AM
dogs. they buy them jewelry... clothes..... they have benefit package...... and get well groomed. they share the same food with their dogs.......... sleep in bed with their dogs........... fuck disgustin......

man, that's what bitches do, my dog sleep outside, in the snow
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Primo on February 14, 2008, 10:11:08 AM
-Chem-Lawn, especially when the grass is looking parched during the summer.
-boot/sneakers or sneaker/boots
-wrist cords, so the children do not act up at the grocery store.
-pastrami on rye
-sleep apnea nose guards
-ballet lessons for the daughter
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: white Boy on February 14, 2008, 12:23:15 PM
-golf
-pretending to know how to dance
-riding around in pickups (nothing in the back)
-riding bulls or horses
-drinking tea
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Don Jacob on February 14, 2008, 12:50:23 PM
white pickett fences
bob segar
Julia Roberts
Ronald Reagan
a White Heavy weight boxing champ
Organic Food
Perier
Argyle
Potpourri
Lifted Trucks
ridable Lawn mowers
jumping out of or off of things that are high
Golden Retrievers
Larry Bird
Dale Earnhart Jr.
Living in gated Communities
going to churches as big as Football Stadiums
QVC
Mayonaise
Bologna
Jerry Springer
Stocks and Bonds
being accepted by minorities
Sun Block
Gourmet coffee
mini Vans
Soccer practice
crash test ratings
the beatles......before they started doing drugs
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 18, 2008, 11:09:13 AM
Being asked if they're half Mexican, most say yes by the way.


WTF? I dunno any white people that would be happy cuz of that. LOL.
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 18, 2008, 11:12:00 AM
...and you thought the lists couldn't be any less funny


white pickett fences
bob segar
Julia Roberts
Ronald Reagan
a White Heavy weight boxing champ
Organic Food
Perier
Argyle
Potpourri
Lifted Trucks
ridable Lawn mowers
jumping out of or off of things that are high
Golden Retrievers
Larry Bird
Dale Earnhart Jr.
Living in gated Communities
going to churches as big as Football Stadiums
QVC
Mayonaise
Bologna
Jerry Springer
Stocks and Bonds
being accepted by minorities
Sun Block
Gourmet coffee
mini Vans
Soccer practice
crash test ratings
the beatles......before they started doing drugs
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: when it rains it pours on February 18, 2008, 11:56:00 AM
PTA meetings
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Lunatic on February 18, 2008, 12:16:12 PM
I am white & must say, NOTHING makes me happier than some Mayonnaise ;)
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Don Jacob on February 18, 2008, 12:23:24 PM
I am white & must say, NOTHING makes me happier than some Mayonnaise ;)

http://www.youtube.com/v/SLtwFugudZE&rel=1&autoplay=0
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on February 28, 2008, 09:31:28 AM
Chili cook-offs and homemade chili in general
Title: Re: Things that make white people happy?
Post by: dstyle on February 28, 2008, 09:47:29 AM
women regain virginity in clinics





oh no those are the muslim woman