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Title: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Hatesrats™ on March 12, 2008, 11:27:39 AM
Rumor is the Clippers Are Interested in Getting Recently waved Guard Smush Parker.
Looks Like Smush Might be Back in L.A.
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Antonio_ on March 12, 2008, 12:35:22 PM
I knew you wasn't talking about the Lakers..  ;D
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Don Jacob on March 12, 2008, 12:59:52 PM
thank god, not on the lakers.
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Tha G In Deee on March 12, 2008, 01:01:28 PM
thank god, not on the lakers.
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 12, 2008, 01:06:54 PM
^I bet the bitch in your sig would be better off in a Clippers jersey than Smush Parker. Have her on the court just to distract the opposition with that ass... :o
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Lunatic on March 12, 2008, 01:09:13 PM
^seriously, who the fuck is that chick :o
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Tha G In Deee on March 12, 2008, 01:15:20 PM
^I bet the bitch in your sig would be better off in a Clippers jersey than Smush Parker. Have her on the court just to distract the opposition with that ass... :o
^LOL. Or shit, put a Lakers jersey on her for this upcoming road trip. 8)

^seriously, who the fuck is that chick :o

^Claudia Jordan from Deal or No Deal & Jamie Foxx's Foxxhole Radio on Sirius. 8)
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Man On The Moon on March 12, 2008, 01:52:58 PM
I'm surprised a team is still willing to sign this bum.
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Hatesrats™ on March 12, 2008, 01:59:37 PM
LOL... No Love 4 Smush I See  ;D
I Wonder If This Will Go down tho?

It Wouldn't Hurt To Throw The Dice On Smush For The Clipp's
For the Rest Of The Year at Least, Nothing To Lose really.
He Might Play Good, he Had some decent games With The Lakers.
(But The Bad Always Out-Weighs The Good)

Livingston's Rehab Seems' To Be taking a Lil' Longer Than expected (Was On Schedule To get A Couple before the End)
Maybe Brand will get Some Time in The last Games or So? With Smush in The Lineup.
The Clipps Could help Out The Lakers by Winning Some Key Games they have Comng Up.
A Couple With Dallas, The Spurs, G.State & Houston.

I say Sign Smush Fuck It
Add Brand For a Couple Of Games see How he feels. (To test it Out)
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Styles1 on March 12, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Fuck Smush Parker... this thread needs to be changed to "that chick with the big ass in Mista Chill's sig"....
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Lunatic on March 12, 2008, 02:35:48 PM
Fuck Smush Parker... this thread needs to be changed to "that chick with the big ass in Mista Chill's sig"....
for real :D
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Antonio_ on March 12, 2008, 02:40:41 PM
Fuck Smush Parker... this thread needs to be changed to "that chick with the big ass in Mista Chill's sig"....
for real :D
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: MoreSwaggerThanMickJagger on March 12, 2008, 02:58:22 PM
LOL I remember when NIK used to praise and give credit to Smush when he was a Laker but now that he isnt on the team NIK is singing a different tune.  Typical NIK though.
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Black_Smoke on March 12, 2008, 03:07:51 PM
thank god, not on the lakers.
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: GangstaBoogy on March 12, 2008, 03:15:50 PM
I bet you that bitch wishes he would've behaved in L.A. now. He sucks, the triangle just made him look good cuz it made up for his many weaknesses.
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Citizen-Y on March 12, 2008, 04:01:24 PM
From the Smush Parker department:

Quote
lol yah it is funny now, but trust me everybody, going through that was crazy, when i first told my boys, they all ran out the room laughing..

shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:

so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...

so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..

soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...

so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"

im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....

so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....

EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me.

http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/53932
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: thisoneguy360 on March 12, 2008, 04:14:56 PM
Wow..
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 12, 2008, 05:17:20 PM
LOL I remember when NIK used to praise and give credit to Smush when he was a Laker but now that he isnt on the team NIK is singing a different tune.  Typical NIK though.


Even when Smush was on the Lakers, I ALWAYS talked about how he wasn't meant to be a starting point guard. It became even more evident when Farmar, as a rookie, replaced him in the line-up with 2 games left in the regular season...His ideal position in the NBA would be a back-up 2guard. That said, I think Smush has talent. His attitude just holds him back a whole lot. Why are you jockin' my nuts so hard as of late?
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 12, 2008, 05:20:16 PM
From the Smush Parker department:

Quote
lol yah it is funny now, but trust me everybody, going through that was crazy, when i first told my boys, they all ran out the room laughing..

shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:

so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...

so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..

soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...

so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"

im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....

so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....

EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me.

http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/53932



LMAO
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Styles1 on March 12, 2008, 05:21:29 PM
At least that guy didn't buy the "nothing happened" line... Helen Keller could have walked in to that room and would have known that something was going on.
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Tha G In Deee on March 12, 2008, 05:23:10 PM
At least that guy didn't buy the "nothing happened" line... Helen Keller could have walked in to that room and would have known that something was going on.
^LOL true, but damn. To find out it was Smush who was doing that? I know that had to be BEYOND embarassing. :-\
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 12, 2008, 05:24:24 PM
^^Damn...I just wanna beat the breez in your sig. :stupid:
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Styles1 on March 12, 2008, 05:28:13 PM
At least that guy didn't buy the "nothing happened" line... Helen Keller could have walked in to that room and would have known that something was going on.
^LOL true, but damn. To find out it was Smush who was doing that? I know that had to be BEYOND embarassing. :-\

finding "anybody" up in that room with the girl is embarassing... but at least he found out before marrying the broad that she was a lying ho.

On another note... I can be found in Claudia Jordan's room tonight.  ;D
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Tha G In Deee on March 12, 2008, 07:07:14 PM
At least that guy didn't buy the "nothing happened" line... Helen Keller could have walked in to that room and would have known that something was going on.
^LOL true, but damn. To find out it was Smush who was doing that? I know that had to be BEYOND embarassing. :-\

finding "anybody" up in that room with the girl is embarassing... but at least he found out before marrying the broad that she was a lying ho.

On another note... I can be found in Claudia Jordan's room tonight.  ;D
^Yup that's true. I was wanted to emphasize the fact that it was Smush, & to make it worse was that his "Smushcalade" was there. LOL.

And yeah, Claudia's a cold piece man. 8)
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: thisoneguy360 on March 12, 2008, 09:41:08 PM
I can't stop looking
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: GangstaBoogy on March 13, 2008, 12:24:58 AM
Ain't that Claudia Jordan, ole gril from Foxxhole Radio? Thats Jamie Foxx's jumpoff.
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Tha G In Deee on March 13, 2008, 11:06:04 AM
Ain't that Claudia Jordan, ole gril from Foxxhole Radio? Thats Jamie Foxx's jumpoff.

^Yep. 8)

^seriously, who the fuck is that chick :o

^Claudia Jordan from Deal or No Deal & Jamie Foxx's Foxxhole Radio on Sirius. 8)
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: SGV on March 13, 2008, 05:23:54 PM
I guess the Clippers will be missing the playoffs again next year. Thanks Elgin!
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Tha G In Deee on March 13, 2008, 05:31:04 PM
Them cats were clowning the Smush/Clippers signing on Power 106 this morning. The Clippers org (and even the Heat before them) must've been sleeping under a rock while Smush was playing with the Lakers for them to do something like that. 8)
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: GangstaBoogy on March 13, 2008, 05:40:27 PM
Them cats were clowning the Smush/Clippers signing on Power 106 this morning. The Clippers org (and even the Heat before them) must've been sleeping under a rock while Smush was playing with the Lakers for them to do something like that. 8)

Nah not really. He didn't look half bad sometimes but like I said, it was obvious that the triangle made him look good cuz his strengths stood out more than his weaknesses.

Example: Kobe did most of the ball handling so it wasn't that obvious that he collapses everytime he's faced with a defender. Or the fact that our entire starting unit (minus Kwame) had to spoon feed him in the first quarter in order to get him into the game.

All stuff obvious to Lakers fans who had to suffer through 175 games of him but to those watching from afar all they saw was a big PG who was able to put up 11/3/3 and get a crap load of steals and a fastbreak dunk every night.

Too bad the bum has such a negative attitude. Otherwise I would've loved to have him coming off our bench. Luckily this year all of our bench guys are just happy to play regardless of how many minutes they play or if they start or not.
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Tha G In Deee on March 13, 2008, 05:46:24 PM
Them cats were clowning the Smush/Clippers signing on Power 106 this morning. The Clippers org (and even the Heat before them) must've been sleeping under a rock while Smush was playing with the Lakers for them to do something like that. 8)

Nah not really. He didn't look half bad sometimes but like I said, it was obvious that the triangle made him look good cuz his strengths stood out more than his weaknesses.

Example: Kobe did most of the ball handling so it wasn't that obvious that he collapses everytime he's faced with a defender. Or the fact that our entire starting unit (minus Kwame) had to spoon feed him in the first quarter in order to get him into the game.

All stuff obvious to Lakers fans who had to suffer through 175 games of him but to those watching from afar all they saw was a big PG who was able to put up 11/3/3 and get a crap load of steals and a fastbreak dunk every night.

Too bad the bum has such a negative attitude. Otherwise I would've loved to have him coming off our bench. Luckily this year all of our bench guys are just happy to play regardless of how many minutes they play or if they start or not.
^That's true. Smush had his moments, but yeah, if he would have stopped with the pouting & gotten his head right he would be a dope PG off the bench. Eventually that shit cost him & eventually had him put on the bench. 8)
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 15, 2008, 11:36:49 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080316/capt.e9457948f3a54f1eb88887f1666d4290.clippers_wizards_basketball_dclj102.jpg)
Title: Re: Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Post by: Hatesrats™ on March 16, 2008, 12:58:31 PM
 ;D Smush Parker Back in L.A.
Cool Pic, he look's Cool in a Clipp's Uni.