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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Bedford Iz Active on April 10, 2008, 04:02:18 PM
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The other topic is inspiring no doubt. But 99.5% of the Dubcc community should too believe that chick stories are the most interesting and entertaining. Like when Sikotic had that stalker, that was a story and a half.
Anyone want to start it off? 8) I haven't got any entertaining stories but i'll say one if this thread kicks off.
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Alright since you muthaphuckas guna be shy i'll start it off then lol.
THIS IS FOR YOU UK PEOPLE OUT THERE. CAMBRIDGE AND MILTON KEYNES CINEMAS ARE THE BOMB.
Met a chick on bebo, serious curvage, i was just chatting to her and she was asking about do you want to meet up and watch something at the cinema? I was like yeah sure lets meet up, now the magic behind this is the fact this ain't no regular cinema, it's them real bomb ass big ones :D I cruised down to Cambridge, went to the counter, brought the tickets to watch Oceans Thirteen at the time (But yu know we didn't come to watch the film 8) ). The peeps who work there didn't care if we went in early (And we was early by a good hour or so). So you know,
Took her into the abandoned room screening and sat right at the back.
Shit was empty
We started doin wt we do 8)
And i was like shit i got an idea! I took her ass to the front near the screen, because if anyone came in, we would be able to hear and know they're coming before they see or hear or notice anything. Pulled off them trousers, and fucked the chick ;D.
Good couple of moments pass, we go back to our seats, film starts, around half way she gives me head. :D
'Twas a good summer.
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DID SHE ASK, WHERE DA CASH AT ?
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She paid G 8) For both of us 8)
Lol id be damned if she was on some golddigga shit, i need a job :laugh:
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Does anybody remember when i went away to Cuba for a week?
Well anyway when i came back one of you guys were asking if i got any ass while i was down there and i told you i met some fly hunnies from Hamilton but one had a boyfriend of 5 years.
Well..... after the trip, the one that had the boyfriend dumped him because she wasnt feelin it anymore (remember this is after 5 years!) so i was thinkin damn, did she do it for me?
So they come down for a weekend and long story short I ended up fucking her in my bedroom after a night of drinking. Im supposed to be going down to Hamilton with a couple friends for her birthday this Sat and her ex boyfriend is gunna be there. So i ahve a feeling shits prolly gunna go down. I dont really have much feelings for this girl but i think shes in love with me! LOL
She gave me the " i usually dont fuck guys this quickly into a relationship" thing, after we did the deed which i didnt really pay attention to.
I dunno i kinda feel bad, this girl dumps her boyfriend of 5 years to get with me and i dont think the feelings are really there. Plus she lives too far away for us to be chillin, and i wokr like a dogg during the summer so theres pretty much no time for her. I dunno it feels like everytime i start chillin with a girl, after i fuck them, i lose interest.
Well theres my story. Can any of you relate?
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one of my best girl friends is a model. and i never even fucked her.
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Notourious lol do you still speak to that chick now as it is?? To this day?? Fuck a 5 year relationship :o
Dude must have cheated on the D/L 8)
Sherlock wtf? lol is she the type that only looks for boys as friends? Or you just not feeling her?
Sikotic where yu at. QuietTruth where yu at. I know you two got some serious stories. :)
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I've had this girl on my ass for the longest time. Not incredible, but by no means ugly. Anyhow, I was ignoring her for the longest and then one of her friends is like 'yeah she just want to hook up with you, no relationship, yaddda'. so me being impulsive and not picking up on the pathological lie, i pick up the phone and set it up for the next night to break her off some and call it a day from there. anyhow, we did what we did in my car, and as she left, she was like 'yeah, im going away for a week but ill be sure to call you when i get back'. so i was like fuck, im an idiot. and then to make things worse, she more or less cornered me into taking her to a prom while i was making the move on a dime, but thats another story altogether.
no good in dubz land at the moment.
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Alright since you muthaphuckas guna be shy i'll start it off then lol.
THIS IS FOR YOU UK PEOPLE OUT THERE. CAMBRIDGE AND MILTON KEYNES CINEMAS ARE THE BOMB.
Met a chick on bebo, serious curvage, i was just chatting to her and she was asking about do you want to meet up and watch something at the cinema? I was like yeah sure lets meet up, now the magic behind this is the fact this ain't no regular cinema, it's them real bomb ass big ones :D I cruised down to Cambridge, went to the counter, brought the tickets to watch Oceans Thirteen at the time (But yu know we didn't come to watch the film 8) ). The peeps who work there didn't care if we went in early (And we was early by a good hour or so). So you know,
Took her into the abandoned room screening and sat right at the back.
Shit was empty
We started doin wt we do 8)
And i was like shit i got an idea! I took her ass to the front near the screen, because if anyone came in, we would be able to hear and know they're coming before they see or hear or notice anything. Pulled off them trousers, and fucked the chick ;D.
Good couple of moments pass, we go back to our seats, film starts, around half way she gives me head. :D
'Twas a good summer.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But wait, the enterance doors are near the screen? Weird. :laugh:
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I've had this girl on my ass for the longest time. Not incredible, but by no means ugly. Anyhow, I was ignoring her for the longest and then one of her friends is like 'yeah she just want to hook up with you, no relationship, yaddda'. so me being impulsive and not picking up on the pathological lie, i pick up the phone and set it up for the next night to break her off some and call it a day from there. anyhow, we did what we did in my car, and as she left, she was like 'yeah, im going away for a week but ill be sure to call you when i get back'. so i was like fuck, im an idiot. and then to make things worse, she more or less cornered me into taking her to a prom while i was making the move on a dime, but thats another story altogether.
no good in dubz land at the moment.
i shared this story already in Sik's thread, but theres some parallels with this one that I left out before as they weren't relevant.
Anyway, I meet this chick last year, not really cute or anything but she lives upstairs from me, and I have manners so I'm usually civil with people so we talked for a while last year and she was on this on and off relationship with her boyfriend and I had/have 0 ZERO interest in being with her but I did wanna fuck her. anyway over the summer we keep talking and you know how shit goes when you talk online, convo drifts to sex and you start to think "damn this chick is really down" so sometime mid summer shes like "we should meet up in LA and get a hotel room" I live in San Diego, go to school in Santa Barbara she lives in Redondo beach, school in SB. Anyway I'm like ehh.. I'm thinking, I wanna go hit it, but shes kind of a goofy chick anyway and I'm not sure shes really down and I may end up wasting money on her ass and at this point of the summer I was brokee anyway. So I decline but ask her to come to SD cuz i virtually live alone in SD my mom's is never around(not running the streets or anything she was living with her boyfriend because he had major surgery over the summer) and my brother stays with my dad because im go to school in SB and theres no one at the pad to watch my bro. I digress, she declines to the offer to come to sd and I'm thinking "wow this chick is a flake like I thought" so I stop talking to her around July, I get a job, I'm ballin at this point, made a G at work on Tips in one pay period delivering chinese food. The summer ends well and i go back to school and shes my upstairs neighbor again, so we go back to talking and one night im hanging in her apt and i see some naked pics of her and her bf on her computer and she gets all embarassed, then she agrees to show me some of them. I promise i could have smashed that night but her roommate was there. so this was like a tuesday, thursday she comes down to my place and we're sitting on my couch and after talking for a bit I get her to show me her tits then she gets a call and she has to go to dinner with one of her roommates who is moving out, so friday, she texts me asking if I can take her to the amtrak on saturday because she needs to go to LA so I say yea, its a short trip to the station from here. then she hits me again saying theres no one home and she wants me to come up, so of course im like cool. I grab a rubber and head on up and we lay down on her bed and she asks me to rub her back so I start, and I unhook her bra then I tell her to unbutton her jeans and she does, I pull them bitches off. now shes laying there in a thong and im like, yea gonna tear this shit up. so she rolls over and i try and kiss her and she stops me, then I she says "no, I have a boyfriend we cant kiss or have sex" and I'm like whaaaa!!? so then I'm thinking whatever i got you naked ima hit it. So then im like let me finger you right now and she pulls her panties down, shes wet as fuck and im goin at it and somewhere in the exchange she asked me to get her a hat from our bookstore and I said ok. she cums, and im like "fuck, I'll pretend like I didnt agree" so then we stop and i say ima sleep over, thinking "round two I'ma smash" a few hours later I got her back in the bed and were back to doing our thing, and her boyfriend calls, shes like "dont stop, keep going just dont say anything." so I keep going and she hangs up after a while I'm laughing in my head about the whole thing and shes asking me "is this cheating?" of course I say no. anyway fast forward a week and she goes nuts, calling me everyday, to the point where I tunr my phone off, 100 times in 3 days it came to. and at one point she came down and banged on my window and comes into my apartment from the back. I'm pissed telling her to get the ffuck out, and shes saying that im rude and this and that, I call her crazy I'm just not havin it. I basically tell her I dont want to see her again till after spring break. Now shes hitting me up saying she wants me to take her to dinner instead, I'm sick of this bitch.
anyway, thats my story, got caught up in the promising her shit, it never turns out right.
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i skeeted in some 43 year old bitches mouth off craigslist when i was 18. i fucked a top notch stripper when i was 21.
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Sikotic where yu at. QuietTruth where yu at. I know you two got some serious stories. :)
QuietTruth? LOL...Isn't he a virgin?
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Sikotic where yu at. QuietTruth where yu at. I know you two got some serious stories. :)
QuietTruth? LOL...Isn't he a virgin?
Dubz you have to let me know how that story goes on for the prom, that's a cliffhanger lol.
MANBEARPIG i remember reading that story near the end about the fingering thing, lol that chick sounds like a psycho, stripping her down to nearly nothing and she's on the denial stage.
Is he? Fuck...Didn't know that lol. He still has them good stories like 'bout his mum or something :).
Yeah the entrance doors are half way from the screen, believe me it's a BIG room. ;D
Some girls these days :-\
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Alright since you muthaphuckas guna be shy i'll start it off then lol.
THIS IS FOR YOU UK PEOPLE OUT THERE. CAMBRIDGE AND MILTON KEYNES CINEMAS ARE THE BOMB.
Met a chick on bebo, serious curvage, i was just chatting to her and she was asking about do you want to meet up and watch something at the cinema? I was like yeah sure lets meet up, now the magic behind this is the fact this ain't no regular cinema, it's them real bomb ass big ones :D I cruised down to Cambridge, went to the counter, brought the tickets to watch Oceans Thirteen at the time (But yu know we didn't come to watch the film 8) ). The peeps who work there didn't care if we went in early (And we was early by a good hour or so). So you know,
Took her into the abandoned room screening and sat right at the back.
Shit was empty
We started doin wt we do 8)
And i was like shit i got an idea! I took her ass to the front near the screen, because if anyone came in, we would be able to hear and know they're coming before they see or hear or notice anything. Pulled off them trousers, and fucked the chick ;D.
Good couple of moments pass, we go back to our seats, film starts, around half way she gives me head. :D
'Twas a good summer.
lol u do the same in MK ? Point or xscape ?
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Sikotic where yu at. QuietTruth where yu at. I know you two got some serious stories. :)
QuietTruth? LOL...Isn't he a virgin?
Dubz you have to let me know how that story goes on for the prom, that's a cliffhanger lol.
MANBEARPIG i remember reading that story near the end about the fingering thing, lol that chick sounds like a psycho, stripping her down to nearly nothing and she's on the denial stage.
Is he? Fuck...Didn't know that lol. He still has them good stories like 'bout his mum or something :).
Yeah the entrance doors are half way from the screen, believe me it's a BIG room. ;D
Some girls these days :-\
yea that was the abridged version before, this was the complete.
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I have a alot of stories.
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lol u do the same in MK ? Point or xscape ?
I've never really had the opportunity to try the MK cinema, here's a mini crap story.
During the week before Valentines day this year, Girl invites me to go cinema, the day after Valentines Day (Friday) I go down to MK.
I say she can pick the film cause i wasnt bothered, i thought i was going to have a 'Get Jiggy in the Cinema Part 2' 8)
(I knew she was feelin me, she's blatently told me, and i told her sometime during that same week.)
She picked that SHITE film Jumper.
Big mistake was MK cinemas have the same layout as Cambridge, BUT i went to watch a film in half term on a friday after midday, bad news. You know that cinema had too many people.
**** BTW...that other story when i got head in the Cambridge cinema near the start of the topic, yeah there were people in the same row just like 2 to 3 seats down and she didn't give a fuck 8). *****
Back to the story, i tried to make a move, we just touched alot, and i dont mean the good touching, bit of gettin close and cuddling, but i couldn't pull it off, seems the effects of her breaking up with her man recently took hold....Before the film she was texting him and telling me how hes an idiot and stuff lol.
As i tried making that move, at one point in the cinema i opened a fortune cookie, don't ask, i actually do go around the place with a bag of fortune cookies in my coat pocket lolol. It said something wise that fucked up my head and i thought damn i'm not getting her today.
Something along the lines of you have to dig deep in order to get something as good as her.
Her mum called her at one point and told her someone brought that girl a big bunch of flowers and they was delivered to her house.
No points for anyone guessing who brought it ::) :-\
I'll post a picture of this broad just for kicks then.
(http://file041a.bebo.com/6/large/2008/02/08/19/1244049735a6828936851l.jpg)
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I have a alot of stories.
Share 'em G. The Dubcc community always enjoys a good story to read. +1 to all in the thread btw.
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warning to you idiots...........
there is stalker women out there...........I know my son jamison has found at least three of them and because he is just so adorable then they just absolutley have to have him..
well he tries to dump one of the chicks and she came after him,now my son doesn't hit woman but you'd be surprised what a man will do when coronered............
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i popped a bitches cherry all over my friends bed when i was 15
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I got this story that i shouldn't tell about but i'm gonna do it. I was with a friend in a bar and we had a couple of beers already so we left to my car. Then when I unlocked my car doors, my homie said that he saw something move in the bush straight ahead near the railway. So he headed over to see watsup and i started the car. My homie came back with a girl all dressed in white, around 30 years old, i think she was a nurse or sumthing like that and she was all fucked up. I asked her what she was doing there and she told me she was looking for her sunglasses, and it was late so i oppened my car's light to help her out but we never found it.
I dont rememeber how but a couple of minutes later she was in my car and we were going to another bar, and she was telling me how she didn't give a fuck how she could get fuck, in the mouth in the ass anywere i couldn't believe my ears. She told me that she just got fucked in the ass by her best friend's man in the bush near the trackfield and that was how she lost her sunglasses. She also said that her friend was mad as fuck at her.
So we go to the bar and drink some more beer. My homie gave her some coke to snurff then she sucked my dick in my car then we kicked her out, I dont know why i let that piece of shit suck my dick
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Woooahhh lool Wassup Bitch that's a mad story, was she nasty looking or something? She sounds like a hoe, no offense to you though G.
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she was looking like a fucked up crack whore dressed like a nurse, i remember when she kissed my friend in the bar after she sucked my and i looked into my homie's eyes and i said to myself, if you'd know...
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she was looking like a fucked up crack whore dressed like a nurse, i remember when she kissed my friend in the bar after she sucked my and i looked into my homie's eyes and i said to myself, if you'd know...
hahaha at this nigga gettin his dick sucked my a crackhead. wow
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I was at a party with a few friends, met a girl and pretty soon she was all over me. She wasn't great looking but not bad by any means (I was already about 6 shots deep at this point so she was looking pretty good) After talking for a bit we made our way to a bedroom and I eventually hit. We left the room and went back out to the party, I wanted to get away from her but she kept following me. I finally sat down out of drunkness and the bitch plops down right next to me and sticks a hand down my pants and starts telling me all this shit that I wasn't trying to hear. She got to talking about all this weird shit that had happened in her life. This is where it gets fucked up, she says some shit like "I moved away from home but now Marty takes care of me." I think for a second then ask "Who the fuck is Marty?" Then the bitch says "Marty's my boyfriend, he's over there." Before I can say "What the fuck?" this Marty dude who is a well known x dealer comes over and was all in my face. Me being the defensive drunk I am stood up saying it's not my fault that he couldn't satisfy his girl. Then a bunch of his friends came over asking if I wanted to get stabbed and all this stupid shit (somehow the bitch managed to slip away during this.) Luckily some of my friends came over, and evened out the situation. I'd like to say some huge brawl broke out but after a bunch of words and shoving the owner of the house freaked out and a bunch of people separated us. I decided to leave at that point. I've seen the bitch around but I pretend not to. I've seen dude too and looked him in the eyes but he hasn't said shit to me. What a night.
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Im supposed to be going down to Hamilton with a couple friends for her birthday this Sat
and her ex boyfriend is gunna be there. So i ahve a feeling shits prolly gunna go down.
that's some trick shit
you would actually get in a fight over this broad? haha
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Im supposed to be going down to Hamilton with a couple friends for her birthday this Sat
and her ex boyfriend is gunna be there. So i ahve a feeling shits prolly gunna go down.
that's some trick shit
you would actually get in a fight over this broad? haha
Mum's always taught me to never fight over a girl. She ain't worth the hassle if she can't speak for herself who she wants.
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word. fighting over a bitch is uneccessary but i gutta defend myself. shit.
Im not the type that starts shit, im pretty mellow.