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Title: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: TraceOneInfinite on May 20, 2008, 01:53:18 AM
Mine is from the Black Star album on the song Children's Story... Mos Def is dissing uncreative rappers and producers who make covers of old songs in an effort to become pop stars (see Puff Daddy 1997)...

The line says something like...   

"He jacked another
And another
Michael Jackson
Stevie Wonder
Made some R&B hit
over the track from Deep Cover (*sings "1-8-7")"


LOL ;D
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: MANBEARPIG. on May 20, 2008, 06:41:27 PM
Mine is from the Black Star album on the song Children's Story... Mos Def is dissing uncreative rappers and producers who make covers of old songs in an effort to become pop stars (see Puff Daddy 1997)...

The line says something like...   

"He jacked another
And another
Michael Jackson
Stevie Wonder
Made some R&B hit
over the track from Deep Cover (*sings "1-8-7")"


LOL ;D

the irony.
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: hey hey hey hey smoke weed everyday on May 20, 2008, 07:01:57 PM
mine is from the documentary - higher-   dr.dre -> ''look out for detox''
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: Blood$ on May 20, 2008, 07:09:31 PM
"I like to eat crab but I prefer steak" - Spice 1, from "East Bay Gangsta"
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: AnybodyKilla on May 20, 2008, 09:57:50 PM
mine is from the documentary - higher-   dr.dre -> ''look out for detox''

LOL!!!
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on May 20, 2008, 10:53:40 PM
mine is from the documentary - higher-   dr.dre -> ''look out for detox''

LOL!!!

you know! lol
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: Turf Hitta on May 21, 2008, 01:44:23 AM
"You aint got the skill to eat a nigga's ass like me" - Canibus
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: JAZ on May 21, 2008, 01:53:39 AM
I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson
In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: k1000 on May 21, 2008, 02:00:32 AM
mine is from the documentary - higher-   dr.dre -> ''look out for detox''
lmao !
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: D-Stress on May 21, 2008, 02:50:52 AM
"You aint got the skill to eat a nigga's ass like me" - Canibus

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: Kill on May 21, 2008, 05:07:00 AM
Gay lines tend to be the best in this slightly homophobic genre
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: K.Dub on May 21, 2008, 06:13:40 AM
"He jacked another
And another
Michael Jackson
Stevie Wonder
Made some R&B hit
over the track from Deep Cover (*sings "1-8-7")"

I don't see the humour
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: TraceOneInfinite on May 21, 2008, 07:15:36 AM
"He jacked another
And another
Michael Jackson
Stevie Wonder
Made some R&B hit
over the track from Deep Cover (*sings "1-8-7")"

I don't see the humour

Maybe you would have to hear it to understand.  It's just funny because "Deep Cover" is supposed to be this hard core gangsta rap song, and Mos Def is talking about somebody like Puffy remixing it to make an R&B track and Mos sings it R&B style like "1-8-7"... You get it?  Like imagine deep cover as a love song remixed by Puffy... still don't get it?   ahhh nevermind, it's not funny when you have to explain.
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: TraceOneInfinite on May 21, 2008, 07:16:58 AM
I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson
In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores


You could use a lot of Eminem lines.
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: TraceOneInfinite on May 21, 2008, 07:17:47 AM
Gay lines tend to be the best in this slightly homophobic genre


Like Nas on the first track off God Son he says...

"Some niggaz fuck they enemies in the ass when they catch umm"
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: D-Stress on May 21, 2008, 07:32:50 AM
Gay lines tend to be the best in this slightly homophobic genre


Like Nas on the first track off God Son he says...

"Some niggaz fuck they enemies in the ass when they catch umm"

nas also said: "peace to all the girls who left pussy hair in my teeth" or something like that.dunno what track.
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: MediumL on May 21, 2008, 07:52:59 AM
That was the Dogg Pound here right on W-Balls
187.4 on your FM dial
You're tuned in to the biggest balls of them all
DJ Suk T Nutts
Aiy, don't forget about my homeboy Eazy Dick in the jackoff hour
That's happening at twelve o'clock tonight
Right now we got some Snoop Doggy Dogg for that ass
This one is called Tha Shiznit
You're about to go downtown bitch
Right here on the station that plays only platinum hits
That's 187.4 on your FM dial
If you're lickin that's, W-Balls
*static*
Everybody's got to hear the shit, on W-Balls, W-Balls, W-Balls
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: K.Dub on May 21, 2008, 07:53:42 AM
"He jacked another
And another
Michael Jackson
Stevie Wonder
Made some R&B hit
over the track from Deep Cover (*sings "1-8-7")"

I don't see the humour

Maybe you would have to hear it to understand.  It's just funny because "Deep Cover" is supposed to be this hard core gangsta rap song, and Mos Def is talking about somebody like Puffy remixing it to make an R&B track and Mos sings it R&B style like "1-8-7"... You get it?  Like imagine deep cover as a love song remixed by Puffy... still don't get it?   ahhh nevermind, it's not funny when you have to explain.
Ofcourse I've heard the song
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: D-Stress on May 21, 2008, 08:07:30 AM
^ damn you have no sense of humor (no diss)
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: Kill on May 21, 2008, 08:57:16 AM
Gay lines tend to be the best in this slightly homophobic genre


Like Nas on the first track off God Son he says...

"Some niggaz fuck they enemies in the ass when they catch umm"

yah, but that's not self-referential. The best lines are the ones accidentally coming straight from the depths of a closet.

"I touch kids like a catholic priest" - Jadakiss
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: D-Stress on May 21, 2008, 09:44:10 AM
Quote
"I touch kids like a catholic priest" - Jadakiss

lol thats fucked up!!
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: WestCoasta on May 21, 2008, 01:58:22 PM
Mac Dre has lots of funny lines...
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: MontrealCity's Most on May 21, 2008, 02:12:58 PM
Quote
"I touch kids like a catholic priest" - Jadakiss

lol thats fucked up!!

thats just wrong to write that in a rap
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: J Bananas on May 21, 2008, 04:00:09 PM
Cam'ron, Mac Dre, Suga Free all have so many hilarious lines it's not worth it to quote.
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: Tay on May 21, 2008, 04:26:23 PM
"My piece ain't spinnin', I ain't hardly Fifty, but I probably seen more coke than Bobby and Whitney" -Yukmouth off "American Dream"

That one came to mind, but there are so many, especially agree with Mac Dre and Cam'ron.
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: Turf Hitta on May 21, 2008, 04:54:51 PM
Mac Dre = King of funny lines
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: Let's Get Down on May 21, 2008, 09:58:31 PM
As wack as he is, Bizarre got some funny lines
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on May 21, 2008, 10:56:20 PM
This chick is clingin on to me, sobbin and sighin
Sayin she didn't mean to diss me earlier and she cryin
But it's real and it's on and caps is gettin peeled
So I hugged her and used her body as a human shield and
{*blam* AHH!} She got hit and now she's yellin {DON'T LEAVE ME!}
I told her I'd be right back and the dumb bitch believed me

-Kuniva
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: kuruptDPG on May 22, 2008, 03:29:48 AM
the guy on the chorus of brotha lynch's siccmade is so random

"Yeah, do ya wanna know what that Siccness is?
That Siccness is when ya hug ya mama and ya dick that whore...
All ya do is walkin' with ya baby's mama and she's suckin' ya sons
dick..."


even lynch

"I guess it gets real sick and eatin' bloody clit, the baby killa shit"

"I take my mouth off up that cog and trip
Cause eatin' dead pussy clit I make ya sick
But it's the Season so my reason is legit
I'm havin' fits, I dreamed of eatin' bloody pussy clit's since I was
six
I fiend for a dead pussy on dick, I gotta skits
Meanin' I don't give a shit about ya biyatch"
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: Let's Get Down on May 22, 2008, 10:39:37 PM
"Talkin' bout I switched, Now Snoop's dicc is smellin' like fat ass Daz' shit!" - Kurupt (No Vaseline Pt. 2)
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: D-Stress on May 23, 2008, 11:01:51 AM
the guy on the chorus of brotha lynch's siccmade is so random

"Yeah, do ya wanna know what that Siccness is?
That Siccness is when ya hug ya mama and ya dick that whore...
All ya do is walkin' with ya baby's mama and she's suckin' ya sons
dick..."

[/b]
WRONG

"WHEN YA HUG YA MOMMA AND YA DICK GETS HARD."
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: kuruptDPG on May 23, 2008, 12:40:00 PM
the guy on the chorus of brotha lynch's siccmade is so random

"Yeah, do ya wanna know what that Siccness is?
That Siccness is when ya hug ya mama and ya dick that whore...
All ya do is walkin' with ya baby's mama and she's suckin' ya sons
dick..."

[/b]
WRONG

"WHEN YA HUG YA MOMMA AND YA DICK GETS HARD."

yh sorry lol
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: D-Stress on May 24, 2008, 05:17:47 AM
^^ np
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar album...
Post by: Paul on May 25, 2008, 07:06:24 AM
slob on my knob, like corn on the cob

squeeze on my nuts, lick on my but
Title: Re: Post some funny lines from rap songs.... ...mine is from the Blackstar albu
Post by: D-Stress on May 25, 2008, 08:27:50 AM
"fuck kane and o-dog, i got da kane and o´z, dog" the game