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Title: God damn i just fucked up
Post by: big mat on May 30, 2008, 10:07:27 AM
I was at this bitch crib i want to date and we were drinkin beers and all, i just got out on the balcony and i feeled like i needed to pee. So I pulled my dick out and started to piss. Her neighbour who's living on the first floor called her and told her someone was peeing from the balcony so she came to the balcony and asked me what i was doing... i lied to her and said i was just spilling beer but she didn't believe me. I think she's kinda mad at me what should i tell her?

p.s. : someone move this to the gs^pt
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Post by: smegma on May 30, 2008, 10:20:18 AM
That's disgusting, man.

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Post by: MontrealCity's Most on May 30, 2008, 11:23:40 AM
lol common man you serious
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Post by: J Bananas on May 30, 2008, 11:25:17 AM
thats pretty smooth
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Post by: Lunatic on May 30, 2008, 11:31:01 AM
LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom? :-\
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Post by: Man On The Moon on May 30, 2008, 11:36:52 AM
You fucked up, you fucked up bad...
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Post by: SEERLOVESKAIN on May 30, 2008, 11:37:32 AM
TELL HER YOU HAVE IBS OF THE PENIS.
Title: Re: God damn i just fucked up
Post by: big mat on May 30, 2008, 11:40:38 AM
LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom? :-\
cuz i guess it's fun to piss from the second floor
Title: Re: God damn i just fucked up
Post by: smegma on May 30, 2008, 11:42:23 AM
You better come up with a story about an STD that causes that you can't hold it.

Maybe that will save you.
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Post by: K.Dub on May 30, 2008, 11:49:08 AM
 :laugh:
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Post by: Lunatic on May 30, 2008, 11:55:29 AM
LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom? :-\
cuz i guess it's fun to piss from the second floor
LOL..but if u really want to date this girl, u really should of thought about the idea of her catching u and how that wud make her feel..sorry to be brutally honest, but u gonna be real hard pressed to make her date u now :-\
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Post by: Meho on May 30, 2008, 11:57:32 AM
Tell her she was so beautiful that you lost your eyeseight for a moment or two, hence peeing on the balcony.
Title: Re: God damn i just fucked up
Post by: Lazar on May 30, 2008, 11:57:53 AM
LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom? :-\
cuz i guess it's fun to piss from the second floor

LMAO  :laugh:
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Post by: MANBEARPIG. on May 30, 2008, 12:08:04 PM
nice one.
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Post by: REGIME MOB 510 on May 30, 2008, 12:14:20 PM
thats pretty smooth
just say you were checking to see if u still had ur aim on lock
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Post by: Bedford Iz Active on May 30, 2008, 01:31:00 PM
American Pie anyone?  :laugh:

*When that guy pees on Stifflers head at the party*

You're fucked trying to get her to date you now though, after being exposed like that lol. Good luck finding an adequate excuse G
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Post by: Javier on May 30, 2008, 01:36:47 PM
If she is really into you, it will be pretty easy to apologize. 
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Post by: D-Stress on May 30, 2008, 04:54:16 PM
LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom? :-\
cuz i guess it's fun to piss from the second floor

 :-X its has no sense talking to you.
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Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on May 30, 2008, 05:19:06 PM
LMFAO @ this thread.  fucking comedy.
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Post by: big mat on May 30, 2008, 06:10:33 PM
i went to her house and made my sorriest apologize, i can play the comedy you know, but then she wanted me to go see her neighbour and make my excuses i was like hell no but she really insisted. I think we're cool now
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Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on May 30, 2008, 06:20:38 PM
i went to her house and made my sorriest apologize, i can play the comedy you know, but then she wanted me to go see her neighbour and make my excuses i was like hell no but she really insisted. I think we're cool now

lol how do you start that convo with the neighbour? lol *knock knock knock* *he opens door* you: 'yeah, hi..umm..im the guy who was pissing on your shit" LMAO
Title: Re: God damn i just fucked up
Post by: big mat on May 30, 2008, 06:30:01 PM
i went to her house and made my sorriest apologize, i can play the comedy you know, but then she wanted me to go see her neighbour and make my excuses i was like hell no but she really insisted. I think we're cool now

lol how do you start that convo with the neighbour? lol *knock knock knock* *he opens door* you: 'yeah, hi..umm..im the guy who was pissing on your shit" LMAO

exactly
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Post by: Boo-Yaa † on May 30, 2008, 06:37:48 PM
You should of just stuck to the beer story. Id never admit it, just keep on lying!
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Post by: Doggystylin on May 30, 2008, 10:54:14 PM
lmfao classic
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Post by: Tay on May 31, 2008, 12:00:21 AM
Haha I probably would have just stuck with the beer story because of the issue with the neighbor. Last weekend, I showed up kind of drunk at this girl's apartment complex and while she was coming downstairs to open the door for me, I started to take a leak behind this little wall in front, and she walked out and I was right around the corner, trying to smoothly zip up my pants and get my belt locked up again, but she knew what was up. I didn't even try to deny it, I just told her I had to handle my business.
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Post by: wcsoldier on May 31, 2008, 12:04:58 AM
You were about to hit it and fuck it up with some childish shit... Congratulations
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Post by: jeromechickenbone on May 31, 2008, 05:40:18 AM
good story.
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Post by: Elano on May 31, 2008, 05:52:40 AM
I was at this bitch crib i want to date and we were drinkin beers and all, i just got out on the balcony and i feeled like i needed to pee. So I pulled my dick out and started to piss. Her neighbour who's living on the first floor called her and told her someone was peeing from the balcony so she came to the balcony and asked me what i was doing... i lied to her and said i was just spilling beer but she didn't believe me. I think she's kinda mad at me what should i tell her?

p.s. : someone move this to the gs^pt

and you're asking for help here ?  :D
Title: Re: God damn i just fucked up
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on May 31, 2008, 06:34:44 AM
i went to her house and made my sorriest apologize, i can play the comedy you know, but then she wanted me to go see her neighbour and make my excuses i was like hell no but she really insisted. I think we're cool now

lol how do you start that convo with the neighbour? lol *knock knock knock* *he opens door* you: 'yeah, hi..umm..im the guy who was pissing on your shit" LMAO

exactly

lmao