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Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: Elevz on June 09, 2008, 10:24:48 AM

Title: The unwritten laws of football
Post by: Elevz on June 09, 2008, 10:24:48 AM

I'm pretty curious to hear if there's any "unofficial football laws" in Europe, besides the two I already know:

"Football is a game of two times forty-five minutes, and in the end the Germans win."

"The Italians can't win from you, but you can lose from them."

Shoot!

Title: Re: The unwritten laws of football
Post by: K.Dub on June 09, 2008, 01:39:56 PM

Norway will never qualify for a Euro Championship

Title: Re: The unwritten laws of football
Post by: Sparegeez on June 09, 2008, 02:02:21 PM

Don't blitz when you're up by at least 24.

Title: Re: The unwritten laws of football
Post by: Elevz on June 09, 2008, 03:34:50 PM

Quote from: It Takes Eleven on June 09, 2008, 10:24:48 AM

"The Italians can't win from you, but you can lose from them."

Title: Re: The unwritten laws of football
Post by: smegma on June 09, 2008, 03:41:18 PM

Put someone there as a forwarder and make it some tutti frutti.
     -Johan Cruijff, 06-08-2008