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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Bch on July 11, 2008, 09:27:28 AM
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so im in the club goin dumb at the bar ordering drinks with my boy when this chubby lil drunk whore out of nowhere says wasup and grabs my dick lol, i ask her wats her name how old she is, the usual bull shit and then i go in and start macking on her (kissing), i pulled the bitch by her hand im looking suuuuper lame cuz im sporting a chubby chic on my arm lol.. but im trying hit the parking lot and go get domed up in the back of my whip.. but security and the shady korean owner after 5 minutes trying to convince them didnt allow for this. so she was like i need to go to the bathroom while walking there she grabs some cholo's ass lmao hes following her now and she goes inside the bathroom i look at him hes like a thats your lady dogg i go naww hell naaaa im just tryin to get domed up lol... we have a good laugh and i post outside the bathroom with him hes like i dont know where my homies are at but lets pimp bitches so im at the chics bathroom wit him and i pick up on some bomb ass bitch at the entrance lol!! gettin her digits and all that while my chunky girl is still in the restroom true story. the bitch finally comes out and walks out with some random girl and disses me!!
Fast Forward to 5 #'s later with a hickie on my neck cheaaaaaa (this 1 chic left on me last tuesday during sex =/), we walk outside its fuckin hot so i take off my shirt/undershirt and i hear a group of bitches on the side like cheeeowww sexyy so i walk up to 5 bitches and start rappin to them i put back on my shirt and use the undershirt to cover my whole neck so my hickie thats already got me madd rejected in there (girl he has a hickie on his neck lol) is no longer visible, so at first the girl didnt wanna give up her # in fear of looking like a slut in front of her girl friends, but then i spit some more game and make em laugh then shes like fuck it call n she gives me the # so im like can i get a hug and she gives me the type of hug you give when your 6 days into a relationship lol.....
by this time my boys are already rapping to her homegirls, when the chubby chick comes out, and shes like ey whre u been at walk me to my car and shes alll tryin to show off in front of the other bitch i picked up (who looked way better) tryin to touch me but i put both of my hands on top of my head lol... and shes like why u doing that i wuz like lets go to your car, and i told the other chic ima walk her hahah so we go to the front of the club her friend pulls up in her car jus as we go outside and she starts kissing on me lol..
after thats all said and done i go back and try to talk to the bitch i just picked up on and shes like i dont like you, i dont like your game lol !! i was like shes drunk and she needed someone to walk her shes like how do you think we feel , and her girl points outTHE hickey on my neck WACKKK!!!!!! then im like na i got options your not my girl yet lol.. then i clean up the situation and make her laugh a lil bit we go back rap to some more bitches in the parking lot and hop in my whip bitches are jockin on the way out
theyre still near the entrance lol baby girls on my nuts and then i was like aye see i told you im riding on 23 inch chromey shoes and shes like u need to give your aunt (TIA) back her ride lol.. somethin i told them to make em laugh earlier
ahhh then we're drivin n i pulled over some chics in a suv, told them we had kush i hopped in there whip in the back, they had tequila and beer :) my boyz were rapping to her homegirls, i picked up on the driver after she asked if anyone had kids and she told me "u look like you would make some cute kids" while my homie was trying to get at her she wasnt showing him no love lol... so after that went to the gas station to get food where there were some more hoes but parked this time, my boyz were all like sharks, they go up to them, at that moment i decide i need gas so im just chillin tryin to pump gas when all of a sudden they pull up and the driver is on the nuts lol.. i get that bitches digits and my homie kills it by opening her door and trying to pull the passenger out lmao
i sent her a text later "excuse my sorry ass friends" lol IDIOTSSS
so yep, summarizes the night puttt it on the lineee hustle til you shineee
oh disclaimer ima humble ass muthafucker in no way shape or form here am i trying to look cool or say my life is better than yours cuz im lame, and just like havin fun. peace peace peace ;)
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John and his date were parked on a secluded dirt road and started to make out hot and heavy. the chick stopped and said, "i really should have told you this earlier, but i'm actually a hooker and i charge $20 for sex." john pulled a twenty out of his billfold and proceeded to have his way with her.
After a cigarette, john just sat in the driver's seat starring out the window. the chick asked him, "why aren't we going anywhere?" john replied, well, i really should have told you this earlier." "i am actually a taxi cab driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
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wow...you gotta stay away from fat chicks
some of my friends have that problem..its disgusting.
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^^dude i was suuuuper blown and i was just trying to get domed up in the parking lot lol the whole discrepancy was me getting back in the club (Potreros in Lynwood) because there arent any Come Backs once you leave your out.. i was talkin to security the music was all loud i was like the owner over there said it was ok, if i come back im just tryin to get some bomb dome and come back lol.. security was coo but he was like sorry man.. yo and the fat chic slapped his ass lmao i was like fuuuuuck lemme take her outside already
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^^dude i was suuuuper blown and i was just trying to get domed up in the parking lot lol the whole discrepancy was me getting back in the club (Potreros in Lynwood) because there arent any Come Backs once you leave your out.. i was talkin to security the music was all loud i was like the owner over there said it was ok, if i come back im just tryin to get some bomb dome and come back lol.. security was coo but he was like sorry man.. yo and the fat chic slapped his ass lmao i was like fuuuuuck lemme take her outside already
LMAO!!!!!!
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man this story really make me miss the single life...glad someones out there still living it up props homie 8)
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fat girls give the best head. i always got a chubby girl on speed dial.
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fat girls give the best head. i always got a chubby girl on speed dial.
yeah they work hard ....and they cook pretty good too.
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John and his date were parked on a secluded dirt road and started to make out hot and heavy. the chick stopped and said, "i really should have told you this earlier, but i'm actually a hooker and i charge $20 for sex." john pulled a twenty out of his billfold and proceeded to have his way with her.
After a cigarette, john just sat in the driver's seat starring out the window. the chick asked him, "why aren't we going anywhere?" john replied, well, i really should have told you this earlier." "i am actually a taxi cab driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
LOL
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nauticaice is a real player haha take some notes
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when i was in highschool i probably would have agreed with you but when you grow up a lil you realize that's a sad shallow way of life. i'm not hating though, i use to be like that, but it's never satisfying IMO.
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when i was in highschool i probably would have agreed with you but when you grow up a lil you realize that's a sad shallow way of life. i'm not hating though, i use to be like that, but it's never satisfying IMO.
I FEEL U DOGGIE I USED TO BE THE BIGGEST PIMP I PROBABLY HOOKED UP WITH MORE THAN 5 GIRLS ALREADY AND IM NOT EVEN 30 YET. BUT NOW I THINK ITS BETTER IF U GOT 1 SPECIAL PERSON. BUT SUM1 WHOS NOT A FUCKING INSENSITIVE BITCH LIKE MY EX! >:(
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when i was in highschool i probably would have agreed with you but when you grow up a lil you realize that's a sad shallow way of life. i'm not hating though, i use to be like that, but it's never satisfying IMO.
I FEEL U DOGGIE I USED TO BE THE BIGGEST PIMP I PROBABLY HOOKED UP WITH MORE THAN 5 GIRLS ALREADY AND IM NOT EVEN 30 YET. BUT NOW I THINK ITS BETTER IF U GOT 1 SPECIAL PERSON. BUT SUM1 WHOS NOT A FUCKING INSENSITIVE BITCH LIKE MY EX! >:(
lol, oh poor you. i think you need to hang out with nauticICE then....
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Here, in case that bitch got something you were swappin spit with:
(http://www.orajel.com/images/products/7135_mouth_sore_gel.jpg)
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Here, in case that bitch got something you were swappin spit with:
(http://www.orajel.com/images/products/7135_mouth_sore_gel.jpg)
HAHA, no shit. It sounds like fatty was a loose one.
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lol yea and i just got off the phone with her and she doesnt remember who i am, im fuckin lazy i dont really feel like putting in work on a fat girl = THE BOOT
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hit her up say you met her at Potreros thurs night say "i had on a white tee" shell jock. if you want some dome
she just called me back im talkin to that bitch now lol ! i just told her "so did you really enjoy it, was it as good for you as it was for me cuz it was bomb" lol.. shes like what the fuck hell no dont tell me i did and i was like ask your homegirl then i told her peaaaace ima fool :)
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Here, in case that bitch got something you were swappin spit with:
(http://www.orajel.com/images/products/7135_mouth_sore_gel.jpg)
HAHA, no shit. It sounds like fatty was a loose one.
lol hopefully she didnt make me a zovirax pill popper fuck that shit
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nautica where you at? i'm in the 714 area 8)
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south central dude im about 15-20 minutes away from staples center
call that hoodie and see wat it do spit madd game shes a fatty wont be that hard lol..
"i met you in the club, and i was noticing you, noticing me and i just had to ask you for your digits you dont remember me??" Lol
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LOL...what race?
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John and his date were parked on a secluded dirt road and started to make out hot and heavy. the chick stopped and said, "i really should have told you this earlier, but i'm actually a hooker and i charge $20 for sex." john pulled a twenty out of his billfold and proceeded to have his way with her.
After a cigarette, john just sat in the driver's seat starring out the window. the chick asked him, "why aren't we going anywhere?" john replied, well, i really should have told you this earlier." "i am actually a taxi cab driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
LOL
WORD! thats some G shit! 8)
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LOL...what race?
latino/anglo/spanish who cares shes fat lol i never seen a fat bitch look good period and dont even say queen latifah or monique/rosie o donnell lol
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LOL...what race?
latino/anglo/spanish who cares shes fat lol i never seen a fat bitch look good period and dont even say queen latifah or monique/rosie o donnell lol
Out of the 3 you mentioned, I'd probably fuck Rosie first.