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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Chief on September 19, 2008, 11:44:16 AM

Title: have you ever?
Post by: Chief on September 19, 2008, 11:44:16 AM
been invited back to a chicks place, get butt naked, get a crap blow job, tell her what to do, she gets offended, get the fuck out of there?

if theres any chicks out there, guys already know you like confidence, you need to realise self conscious chicks are a right turn off.

shit is insane, pissed me right off. now its 3am and i'm eating a pepper steak pie  8)
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Elevz on September 19, 2008, 11:54:25 AM
Lmao, there's a difference between giving her directions and teaching her Blowjob 101... lol.

How many chicks really do know how to suck a good dick anyway?
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Chief on September 19, 2008, 12:00:03 PM
dude this blow job was terrible. really bad.

i just told her to put the damn thing in her mouth, i didnt have a boner and she wasnt helping the situation, just kind of put it in her mouth and let it sit there... i was like WTF move your damn lips around!! she told me she never got a complaint before, i was like you know different strokes, just stick it in your mouth and suck the damn thing

when i realised i'm better off just eating a steak pie i got the fuck up on out of there. terrible result.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Elevz on September 19, 2008, 12:05:12 PM
Lmao, that totally sucks... You shouldn't pick up ugly virgin girls though. No wonder she's never had complaints before ;)

Although... Well... Couldn't you just get it up and lay her? So much for a bad blowjob; there's greater fun to be found elsewhere!
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Elevz on September 19, 2008, 12:05:33 PM
So how was the steak? :D
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Chief on September 19, 2008, 12:11:17 PM
i got the steak at a service station at 2.30am, i'll let you be the judge.

she wasnt no virgin man, 23 years old, no way i would fuck her without a helmet on, and cant get one of those without a solid boner.

she obviously hasnt had a decent dick in her life yet
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Ali Tha Great on September 19, 2008, 12:27:27 PM
dude this blow job was terrible. really bad.

i just told her to put the damn thing in her mouth, i didnt have a boner and she wasnt helping the situation, just kind of put it in her mouth and let it sit there... i was like WTF move your damn lips around!! she told me she never got a complaint before, i was like you know different strokes, just stick it in your mouth and suck the damn thing

when i realised i'm better off just eating a steak pie i got the fuck up on out of there. terrible result.
LMFAO dawg...+3 son 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Elevz on September 19, 2008, 12:34:03 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I've never had a problem getting my wood ready for take off. Focusing on the lady during foreplay is a true killer for your boner though, I'll give you that... Shit, don't mourn about it though. A woman who can't get you hard, probably wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. I sure hope that was one hell of a service station though - just so the steak could make up for it... lol. Not likely.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Kool Beenz on September 19, 2008, 02:09:43 PM
lol it happins
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 19, 2008, 07:48:25 PM
I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.

She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Chief on September 19, 2008, 08:14:40 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I've never had a problem getting my wood ready for take off. Focusing on the lady during foreplay is a true killer for your boner though, I'll give you that... Shit, don't mourn about it though. A woman who can't get you hard, probably wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. I sure hope that was one hell of a service station though - just so the steak could make up for it... lol. Not likely.

lol i'm far from mourning mate, i dont have a problem gettin a boner either but i aint gettin all excited just cause i'm naked with a chick lol i'm not 18 anymore, she needs to put in some work too
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Chief on September 19, 2008, 08:17:52 PM
I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.

She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.

i agree she had no idea, but shes done it before.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: M Dogg™ on September 19, 2008, 09:53:41 PM
been invited back to a chicks place, get butt naked, get a crap blow job, tell her what to do, she gets offended, get the fuck out of there?

if theres any chicks out there, guys already know you like confidence, you need to realise self conscious chicks are a right turn off.

shit is insane, pissed me right off. now its 3am and i'm eating a pepper steak pie  8)

if that's true, that's funny. i never had that happen, the ones that gave bad head, i just ate them out, made them pass out and bounce. this has only happened a couple of times.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Muhfukka on September 19, 2008, 10:30:57 PM
hahaha you should have smacked that ho
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Chief on September 19, 2008, 10:31:56 PM
haha no shit its funny!! and dont be a dick with that "if thats true" bullshit

Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Elevz on September 20, 2008, 04:54:04 AM
Maybe it's just me, but I've never had a problem getting my wood ready for take off. Focusing on the lady during foreplay is a true killer for your boner though, I'll give you that... Shit, don't mourn about it though. A woman who can't get you hard, probably wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. I sure hope that was one hell of a service station though - just so the steak could make up for it... lol. Not likely.

lol i'm far from mourning mate, i dont have a problem gettin a boner either but i aint gettin all excited just cause i'm naked with a chick lol i'm not 18 anymore, she needs to put in some work too

lol, neither am I, but I don't have the slightest trouble with my libido :P
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: K.Dub on September 20, 2008, 04:56:10 AM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: ABN on September 20, 2008, 06:27:12 AM
that´s not as bad as a chick damn near biting your dick off... this broad i fucked a couple of times thought i´d enjoy her teeth number and that shit made my boner get limp fast as fuck.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Chief on September 20, 2008, 11:20:00 AM
that´s not as bad as a chick damn near biting your dick off... this broad i fucked a couple of times thought i´d enjoy her teeth number and that shit made my boner get limp fast as fuck.

thats what i'm sayin man, not gettin a hard dick from a crap ass blow job.
Maybe it's just me, but I've never had a problem getting my wood ready for take off. Focusing on the lady during foreplay is a true killer for your boner though, I'll give you that... Shit, don't mourn about it though. A woman who can't get you hard, probably wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. I sure hope that was one hell of a service station though - just so the steak could make up for it... lol. Not likely.

lol i'm far from mourning mate, i dont have a problem gettin a boner either but i aint gettin all excited just cause i'm naked with a chick lol i'm not 18 anymore, she needs to put in some work too

lol, neither am I, but I don't have the slightest trouble with my libido :P

haha yeah mate, i think i would have let the shit slide if she was hotter, but i seriously could not be fucked puttin in that much work.

I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.

She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.

i think you're talking about fat chicks, hot girls are insecure too and some of em wont do anything to please you
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Elevz on September 20, 2008, 11:45:55 AM
Fat bottomed girls! :banana_rock:
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Sikotic™ on September 20, 2008, 12:33:13 PM
I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.

She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.

i think you're talking about fat chicks, hot girls are insecure too and some of em wont do anything to please you
Nah not fat chicks. There are a lot of fat chicks that are confident regardless of their blubber and won't do shit either. Insecurity has been the key for me all these years.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: WestCoasta on September 20, 2008, 01:40:14 PM
dude this blow job was terrible. really bad.

i just told her to put the damn thing in her mouth, i didnt have a boner and she wasnt helping the situation, just kind of put it in her mouth and let it sit there

has happened to me before... one time the same thing happened to me and the girl had the nerve to stop

it was 4 AM and here parents room was inches away, she said she got uncomfortable and didn't want her mom to come in

she said "sorry for leaving you hanging" and I was like  >:(

we would have been there a while the way she was doing it, it was really boring and she wasn't doin shit to make it stiff
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 23, 2008, 02:33:47 AM
I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.

She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.

wise man
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Tay on September 24, 2008, 02:17:55 AM
It really is a skill that girls need to work on, and they can get better at it. In that position where you really want to get that nut off and don't want to beat or don't have a condom, just help her out and beat off in her mouth.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Chief on September 24, 2008, 03:31:01 AM
^holy shit man i didnt even think of that!!!
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on September 24, 2008, 04:41:02 AM
My ex was hot as fuck and couldn't suck a dick to save her life.  I don't know how much head I've gotten in my life, but I can specifically name two chicks that blew my socks off, the others have just kinda been...meh.  Yeah it mostly comes down to confidence and how in touch with their sexuality the chick is.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: bez on September 24, 2008, 10:13:10 AM
you should of offered her the finger bum wank.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Sickaluffa on September 24, 2008, 08:20:02 PM
I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.

She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Don Jacob on September 24, 2008, 08:41:09 PM
sorry to hear that man.
Title: Re: have you ever?
Post by: Ratio on September 25, 2008, 05:04:17 PM
Some head is better then others...Best thing to do is be like "I like it when you do this"...makes em feel like they're catering to you rather then doing something wrong...