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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Chief on September 19, 2008, 11:44:16 AM
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been invited back to a chicks place, get butt naked, get a crap blow job, tell her what to do, she gets offended, get the fuck out of there?
if theres any chicks out there, guys already know you like confidence, you need to realise self conscious chicks are a right turn off.
shit is insane, pissed me right off. now its 3am and i'm eating a pepper steak pie 8)
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Lmao, there's a difference between giving her directions and teaching her Blowjob 101... lol.
How many chicks really do know how to suck a good dick anyway?
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dude this blow job was terrible. really bad.
i just told her to put the damn thing in her mouth, i didnt have a boner and she wasnt helping the situation, just kind of put it in her mouth and let it sit there... i was like WTF move your damn lips around!! she told me she never got a complaint before, i was like you know different strokes, just stick it in your mouth and suck the damn thing
when i realised i'm better off just eating a steak pie i got the fuck up on out of there. terrible result.
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Lmao, that totally sucks... You shouldn't pick up ugly virgin girls though. No wonder she's never had complaints before ;)
Although... Well... Couldn't you just get it up and lay her? So much for a bad blowjob; there's greater fun to be found elsewhere!
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So how was the steak? :D
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i got the steak at a service station at 2.30am, i'll let you be the judge.
she wasnt no virgin man, 23 years old, no way i would fuck her without a helmet on, and cant get one of those without a solid boner.
she obviously hasnt had a decent dick in her life yet
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dude this blow job was terrible. really bad.
i just told her to put the damn thing in her mouth, i didnt have a boner and she wasnt helping the situation, just kind of put it in her mouth and let it sit there... i was like WTF move your damn lips around!! she told me she never got a complaint before, i was like you know different strokes, just stick it in your mouth and suck the damn thing
when i realised i'm better off just eating a steak pie i got the fuck up on out of there. terrible result.
LMFAO dawg...+3 son 8) 8) 8)
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Maybe it's just me, but I've never had a problem getting my wood ready for take off. Focusing on the lady during foreplay is a true killer for your boner though, I'll give you that... Shit, don't mourn about it though. A woman who can't get you hard, probably wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. I sure hope that was one hell of a service station though - just so the steak could make up for it... lol. Not likely.
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lol it happins
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I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.
She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.
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Maybe it's just me, but I've never had a problem getting my wood ready for take off. Focusing on the lady during foreplay is a true killer for your boner though, I'll give you that... Shit, don't mourn about it though. A woman who can't get you hard, probably wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. I sure hope that was one hell of a service station though - just so the steak could make up for it... lol. Not likely.
lol i'm far from mourning mate, i dont have a problem gettin a boner either but i aint gettin all excited just cause i'm naked with a chick lol i'm not 18 anymore, she needs to put in some work too
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I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.
She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.
i agree she had no idea, but shes done it before.
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been invited back to a chicks place, get butt naked, get a crap blow job, tell her what to do, she gets offended, get the fuck out of there?
if theres any chicks out there, guys already know you like confidence, you need to realise self conscious chicks are a right turn off.
shit is insane, pissed me right off. now its 3am and i'm eating a pepper steak pie 8)
if that's true, that's funny. i never had that happen, the ones that gave bad head, i just ate them out, made them pass out and bounce. this has only happened a couple of times.
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hahaha you should have smacked that ho
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haha no shit its funny!! and dont be a dick with that "if thats true" bullshit
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Maybe it's just me, but I've never had a problem getting my wood ready for take off. Focusing on the lady during foreplay is a true killer for your boner though, I'll give you that... Shit, don't mourn about it though. A woman who can't get you hard, probably wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. I sure hope that was one hell of a service station though - just so the steak could make up for it... lol. Not likely.
lol i'm far from mourning mate, i dont have a problem gettin a boner either but i aint gettin all excited just cause i'm naked with a chick lol i'm not 18 anymore, she needs to put in some work too
lol, neither am I, but I don't have the slightest trouble with my libido :P
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:laugh:
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that´s not as bad as a chick damn near biting your dick off... this broad i fucked a couple of times thought i´d enjoy her teeth number and that shit made my boner get limp fast as fuck.
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that´s not as bad as a chick damn near biting your dick off... this broad i fucked a couple of times thought i´d enjoy her teeth number and that shit made my boner get limp fast as fuck.
thats what i'm sayin man, not gettin a hard dick from a crap ass blow job.Maybe it's just me, but I've never had a problem getting my wood ready for take off. Focusing on the lady during foreplay is a true killer for your boner though, I'll give you that... Shit, don't mourn about it though. A woman who can't get you hard, probably wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. I sure hope that was one hell of a service station though - just so the steak could make up for it... lol. Not likely.
lol i'm far from mourning mate, i dont have a problem gettin a boner either but i aint gettin all excited just cause i'm naked with a chick lol i'm not 18 anymore, she needs to put in some work too
lol, neither am I, but I don't have the slightest trouble with my libido :P
haha yeah mate, i think i would have let the shit slide if she was hotter, but i seriously could not be fucked puttin in that much work.
I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.
She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.
i think you're talking about fat chicks, hot girls are insecure too and some of em wont do anything to please you
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Fat bottomed girls! :banana_rock:
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I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.
She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.
i think you're talking about fat chicks, hot girls are insecure too and some of em wont do anything to please you
Nah not fat chicks. There are a lot of fat chicks that are confident regardless of their blubber and won't do shit either. Insecurity has been the key for me all these years.
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dude this blow job was terrible. really bad.
i just told her to put the damn thing in her mouth, i didnt have a boner and she wasnt helping the situation, just kind of put it in her mouth and let it sit there
has happened to me before... one time the same thing happened to me and the girl had the nerve to stop
it was 4 AM and here parents room was inches away, she said she got uncomfortable and didn't want her mom to come in
she said "sorry for leaving you hanging" and I was like >:(
we would have been there a while the way she was doing it, it was really boring and she wasn't doin shit to make it stiff
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I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.
She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.
wise man
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It really is a skill that girls need to work on, and they can get better at it. In that position where you really want to get that nut off and don't want to beat or don't have a condom, just help her out and beat off in her mouth.
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^holy shit man i didnt even think of that!!!
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My ex was hot as fuck and couldn't suck a dick to save her life. I don't know how much head I've gotten in my life, but I can specifically name two chicks that blew my socks off, the others have just kinda been...meh. Yeah it mostly comes down to confidence and how in touch with their sexuality the chick is.
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you should of offered her the finger bum wank.
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I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.
She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.
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sorry to hear that man.
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Some head is better then others...Best thing to do is be like "I like it when you do this"...makes em feel like they're catering to you rather then doing something wrong...