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Elements => Tha Studio => Topic started by: King-Suge on February 27, 2002, 09:31:27 AM
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Im the King like Burger/Youre what she wrote like Murder/Im a Donald like Mc/Youre a Tracy like Dick/Youre Chicken like Kentucky Fried/Youre like Trick, You Slip N Slide/Im Dunkin you like Donuts/Youre just a Mexican like Taco Huts/Im hot like Jennifer Tilly/Youre gay like Chuck and Billy/You think my rhyming is silly?/Boy Ill straight cut off your willy/And drop an album on it like Randy Savage/Then later a Swanton Bomb/You probably have red hair like lita/If you was poor , I wouldnt give a nickel to feed ya/Wait-I take that back/Id give you a nickle so you could first buy food, not brush your teeth, and have teeth that are secreted and filled with plaque/ And speaking of plaques/I have them in a wall/They kinda are like a trophy Case/And Ill have No Drama like Mary /Thats a hot line because Cash and Mary J were married/Youre gonna be like Lance Storm-burried/Im Rob Van Dam/You're a modern day Urkel/Ill throw you in the pool, and Ill hide your pink snurkel/and Ill choke you with the intertube/Throw away your stash of lube/Then Ill piledrive the lube/To it all squirts out/Then Ill throw it across the ring/This is a 5 star bout/Then Ill throw the lube in the garbage/Like my name is Shirley Manson/Ill MMMBop your ass, like I was Taylor from Hanson/Hanson was kinda good for a boy band/And youre going down/Like when youre alone with your hand/And speaking of hand-if youre good with it, youre handy/And this has nothin to do with the song but mandy moore looked sticky in the video for candy/Speaking of Candy-its filled with sugar/And Sisqo has Sugar in his tank/So while hes with boys getting spanked/Im with your girl gettin head and danked/And yanked/And Cranked/Shes losing her mind and it blanked/And in the Eve/NO DOUBT, I was blowin her mind/Im not Sade, but is This a crime?/Im not Ecto from Ghosbusters but is it slime/Like Nickelodeon/Like "You cant do that on Television" /With Canada's own Alanis Morrisette/Ironic? You bet!!!
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lol
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Oh, I get it... this shit's a joke... LOL... anyway...
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Rate this..come on
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Well....It Flowed. I Can't Really Rate It But You Need To Work On Other Aspect Of Your Rhymes. That Way They Don't Seem So Basic.
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Rate this
Bump N Grind
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shiit that actually made me laugh that was funny man, lol
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comedy is 8 out of 10, but the sytle was wack, i mean it had no flow, u went from something to something else.....out of 10 i would say a 7
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comedy is 8 out of 10, but the sytle was wack, i mean it had no flow, u went from something to something else.....out of 10 i would say a 7
Thats what I was going for. Just something totally different and wack..but just wack enough to where its funny..and yah i know the flow varies-thats part of the kings charm.
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Thats what I was going for. Just something totally different and wack..but just wack enough to where its funny..and yah i know the flow varies-thats part of the kings charm.
lol u must be a 3 year old infant (aint even servant... king? king of bullshit!) tryin' to be funny? U must be a fag bunny!
Wanna dickride? Come and go backside, bein' rapped by a fag-pedofilic... Beware dawg Big Brotha's watchin' ya!
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Bump that ish King style.
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Bump that ish King style.
::)Still here? go back to school!
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::)Still here? go back to school!
How dare you talk to somebody that older than you, smarter than you, and richer than you. Show some fucking respect, punk.
In other words..Im Eddie Winslow/You're just Stever Urkel/Ill throw you in the pool and hide your pink snorkel.
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::)Still here? go back to school!
jus ignore queensuge
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jus ignore queensuge
lol-thats why you always have you grubby hands around my royal penis. Leave me alone tom--get a life, you virgin piece of shit.