West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Chief on December 06, 2008, 11:00:47 PM
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mine was friday night... hopped into a shopping kart and crashed off a kerb at high speed, now i cant fucking move since saturday morning... usint a pool cue as a walking stick and weed as pain killer...
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i don't know if you consider it stupid but, i ate some 2 week old left overs lat night, then at 6 in the morning today i had bubble gut like a motha fucka. however my girl was in the shower and the door was locked and she had the radio on full blast and i couldn't get in.....so i went outside in the back and took a shit for like an hour. mind you i'm in my boxers, wife beater and bare foot and it's like 30 degrees outside. now i'm feeling all sick and shit. lol.
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^^ haha good shit, defo some stupid shit!!!
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last night I fucked a chick RAW and nutted deep inside her
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^now thats just retarded man, surprising she didnt beat your ass!!
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i don't know if you consider it stupid but, i ate some 2 week old left overs lat night, then at 6 in the morning today i had bubble gut like a motha fucka. however my girl was in the shower and the door was locked and she had the radio on full blast and i couldn't get in.....so i went outside in the back and took a shit for like an hour. mind you i'm in my boxers, wife beater and bare foot and it's like 30 degrees outside. now i'm feeling all sick and shit. lol.
LMAO
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i don't know if you consider it stupid but, i ate some 2 week old left overs lat night, then at 6 in the morning today i had bubble gut like a motha fucka. however my girl was in the shower and the door was locked and she had the radio on full blast and i couldn't get in.....so i went outside in the back and took a shit for like an hour. mind you i'm in my boxers, wife beater and bare foot and it's like 30 degrees outside. now i'm feeling all sick and shit. lol.
Classic!
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Ive wasted years of my life. >:(
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Ive wasted years of my life. >:(
WITH NIK ?
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nooooo! LOL... not living up to my full potential :(
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I told yall I want to rob abank,so if one get srobbed I ama be blamed
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A while ago I worked through school for a Bank and I didn't knew where the button for the alarm trigger was under my desk, so I bumped the button with my leg and thought 'what the hell did I just hit?' So I felt under the desk and I pushed that button lol... 2 minutes later the cops called asking me about a robbery, so I just tolld him 'What are you talking about? I'll give you my manager.' He then went outside and the cops secured the entire big street of the town the Bank was in, 2 motor cops on one side and a cop car with armored cops on the other side. They sended one of those armored cops inside to inspect the building and the people I worked for tolld me 'hey, atleast we now had a good practise'.
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^ lol!
I did it today. My girl is at her friend's place. I was angry as fuck, why the hell she doesn't write back [mostly everytime] when she's with her. So she called me finally, we talked for a long time, she was so horny and nice [I wonder how is it possible?]. I found out, because she told me that her friend is having shower in the beginning call. So she used a lot of nice words. There was a moment which occurred at the end of that call - she said me goodbye, because we were speaking for a long time. And I was like:
''[her friend's name] finally came up from the shower, huh?''
Damn, I fucked up the whole situation with this question. She's probably angry as fuck right now. I shouldn't say that :-\.
Did I fuck it up in your opinion?
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^LOL. You're jealous of her homegirl? if so, then she's probably eating her pussy as we speak.
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^ lol!
I did it today. My girl is at her friend's place. I was angry as fuck, why the hell she doesn't write back [mostly everytime] when she's with her. So she called me finally, we talked for a long time, she was so horny and nice [I wonder how is it possible?]. I found out, because she told me that her friend is having shower in the beginning call. So she used a lot of nice words. There was a moment which occurred at the end of that call - she said me goodbye, because we were speaking for a long time. And I was like:
''[her friend's name] finally came up from the shower, huh?''
Damn, I fucked up the whole situation with this question. She's probably angry as fuck right now. I shouldn't say that :-\.
Did I fuck it up in your opinion?
honestly i couldn't even understand what you were trying to write.
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^LOL. You're jealous of her homegirl?
Nohow!
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^ lol!
I did it today. My girl is at her friend's place. I was angry as fuck, why the hell she doesn't write back [mostly everytime] when she's with her. So she called me finally, we talked for a long time, she was so horny and nice [I wonder how is it possible?]. I found out, because she told me that her friend is having shower in the beginning call. So she used a lot of nice words. There was a moment which occurred at the end of that call - she said me goodbye, because we were speaking for a long time. And I was like:
''[her friend's name] finally came up from the shower, huh?''
Damn, I fucked up the whole situation with this question. She's probably angry as fuck right now. I shouldn't say that :-\.
Did I fuck it up in your opinion?
yes you fucked it up!! why didnt you go for a threesome??
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^LOL. You're jealous of her homegirl? if so, then she's probably eating her pussy as we speak.
ah yee of little faith! ;)
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I try to keep stupid shit to a minimum
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I was in a club up in Santa Cruz last weekend with some old friends, at closing time I still had a full cocktail in my hand so i tried sticking the glass in my pocket to sneak it out and drink it on the street lol. so as im leaving my girl is like take that fucking thing out, so i'm pulling the glass out of my pocket and i stumble back into a booth and fall backwards over it, knocking over the bench and the table, all in awkward drunk slow motion. the drink needless to say gets turned over in my jeans and im soaked in alcohol laughing my ass off on the floor. then my boy trips over me trying to help me up so the three of us are laughing our asses off as security is screaming to get up and leave. it was on some fear and loathing shit.
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my legs still fucked btw
fuck shopping trolleys hey