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Title: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on December 08, 2008, 07:17:22 PM

I don't buy the cover-up story...

Derrick Rose cuts apple, arm (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Derrick-Rose-cuts-apple-arm?urn=nba,127593)

By J.E. Skeets
Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:00 pm EST

According to the Chicago Tribune's Full-Court Press blog, Bulls rookie Derrick Rose missed Monday's practice after he needed 10 stitches to close a gash suffered at home while — you're not going to believe this one — slicing an apple in bed. Amazing.

 "It was a silly incident," Rose said. "I was cutting up some food and I laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of water, came back, forgot the knife was there, then sat down and sliced my arm."

Rose is expected to play Tuesday night against the Knicks at the United Center, which is good news, but it begs the question: why is Rose cutting Red Delicious apples with a machete? That seems excessive.

Title: Re: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: GangstaBoogy on December 08, 2008, 07:26:01 PM

Lol who the fuck slices apples in bed? Come on man!

Title: Re: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: MoodMuzik on December 08, 2008, 07:31:20 PM

monta ellis culd have made a better excuse :D

Title: Re: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: Chamillitary Click on December 08, 2008, 07:39:28 PM

i believe that, but thats just me. ;)

Title: Re: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: 187Proof on December 08, 2008, 09:05:02 PM

Quote from: Chamillitary Click on December 08, 2008, 07:39:28 PM

i believe that, but thats just me. ;)

Title: Re: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: Turf Hitta on December 08, 2008, 09:23:01 PM

i wish i coulda been there for his hospital trip. remember there was that article before the season about how he's terrified of needles? now he's freaking the fuck out getting stitched up!!! that would have been a classic youtube video.

Title: Re: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: 7even on December 09, 2008, 04:48:23 AM

It kinda is too specific, weird and ridiculous to be made up. Then again, it's also too odd to actually happen.

Title: Re: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: tempo2 on December 09, 2008, 07:59:55 AM

how dare he say it was an apple when everyman and his dog knows it was a pear!!!!

Title: Re: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: Chamillitary Click on December 09, 2008, 02:54:40 PM

Quote from: tempo2 on December 09, 2008, 07:59:55 AM

how dare he say it was an apple when everyman and his dog knows it was a pear watermelon!!!!

fixed (no racism)! ;)

Title: Re: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: white Boy on December 09, 2008, 03:06:11 PM

^ lmfao, thats the truth

Title: Re: What did Derrick Rose REALLY do?
Post by: Lunatic on December 09, 2008, 04:09:09 PM

Quote from: 7even on December 09, 2008, 04:48:23 AM

It kinda is too specific, weird and ridiculous to be made up. Then again, it's also too odd to actually happen.

very true lol