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Title: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Not Likely on January 31, 2009, 05:26:11 PM
I don't know if any of you had heard, but this is too funny not to post. LOL
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LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE50M4XT20090124
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Hey Ma on January 31, 2009, 05:48:29 PM
That's udderly incredible.
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on February 01, 2009, 02:42:30 PM
LOL...WTF?
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Not Likely on February 01, 2009, 05:23:22 PM
LOL...WTF?

my thought exactly.
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: QuietTruth on February 01, 2009, 05:57:13 PM
I mean, how ridiculous, really.
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Jared Taylor on February 01, 2009, 09:19:14 PM
Well, it's like I told you. Goes to show how primitive and backwards negroes are. Remember when we had that topic a while ago about how stupid Americans supposedly are? Well, I said then that many Africans actually still believe in that kind of shit. This is proof that Africans should be left to live out their primitive existence in Africa, and not brought to respectable white countries where they can only cause problems.
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Woozie on February 01, 2009, 11:22:01 PM
I don't know if any of you had heard, but this is too funny not to post. LOL
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LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE50M4XT20090124
LOL!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on February 01, 2009, 11:45:13 PM
Well, it's like I told you. Goes to show how primitive and backwards negroes are. Remember when we had that topic a while ago about how stupid Americans supposedly are? Well, I said then that many Africans actually still believe in that kind of shit. This is proof that Africans should be left to live out their primitive existence in Africa, and not brought to respectable white countries where they can only cause problems.

you motherfuckers sure is civilized...

(http://www.rickywolking.com/images/photos/funny/redneck.jpg)
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/6f/Beastiality_acceptance.jpg/555px-Beastiality_acceptance.jpg)
(http://www.drbukk.com/gmhom/images/redneck-mansion.jpg)
(http://dailyjoke.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/redneck_race_fan.jpg)
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Hey Ma on February 02, 2009, 12:14:39 AM
you motherfuckers sure is are civilized...

Proper English only, please.

(http://msp240.photobucket.com/albums/ff256/hill77bender/mexicans.jpg)
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 AM
since when is this a fucking english class?  get the fuck outta here.
you motherfuckers sure is are civilized...

Proper English only, please.

(http://msp240.photobucket.com/albums/ff256/hill77bender/mexicans.jpg)
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Hey Ma on February 02, 2009, 01:08:07 AM
No sir. You get the fuck out of  here.
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 02, 2009, 02:23:43 AM


(http://msp240.photobucket.com/albums/ff256/hill77bender/mexicans.jpg)


lmao
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Jared Taylor on February 02, 2009, 11:20:57 AM
you motherfuckers sure is civilized...

You tried this with me before, same exact pictures (which shows how uncreative you are). The answer is...look at our civilizations today versus those of sub-Sarahan Africa. If you can't tell the difference between even the stupidest Americans and the average African, as well as the stability of white countries versus African countries, then you are willfully blind.

Fact is, negroes are primitive and less-evolved than whites. Deal with it.
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: QuietTruth on February 02, 2009, 06:42:32 PM
(http://www.drbukk.com/gmhom/images/redneck-mansion.jpg)
LMFAO!!!



(http://msp240.photobucket.com/albums/ff256/hill77bender/mexicans.jpg)
LOL!!!!
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on February 02, 2009, 07:02:07 PM
this line right here is one of the funniest lines ever

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Muhfukka on February 02, 2009, 07:41:03 PM
i dont see how this shit is any different than the fact that most of america believes that god created the world in seven days and he is constantly watching and judging us
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Not Likely on February 03, 2009, 01:27:49 AM
i dont see how this shit is any different than the fact that most of america believes that god created the world in seven days and he is constantly watching and judging us

lol

this line right here is one of the funniest lines ever

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

;)
Title: Re: Goat detained over armed robbery...
Post by: Jared Taylor on February 04, 2009, 07:43:11 PM
i dont see how this shit is any different than the fact that most of america believes that god created the world in seven days and he is constantly watching and judging us

Because in America, superstition isn't admissible in court, or grounds for an arrest.

Also, people have been killed for practicing witchcraft in Africa. I'm not aware of anyone in America doing that for about 500 years now. Just face it...negroes are savages.