West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: morbidenigma on March 08, 2009, 09:05:12 AM
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what are urs.. this is probably mine..
i was walking back home, thru a park, i come up to a woman sitting on a bench, i see her crying, im thinking im just gonna walk past, but then we have eye contact, so im thinkin shit i got say sumink now.. so i say to her are u ok.. then we get talking .. whats ur name.. what dyu do etc .. normally bullshit convo.. then she says dyu want go back to my place for a cup of tea or coffee.. it was quite a cold day... so i thought why not.. so we back a her place.. shes telling me how she met her hubby when she was 20 and how everything was hunky dory at the beginning .. but now he's a complete assshole to her... i got her.. u seem like a lovely person .. im sure ull meet someone who treats u rite.. she says why cudnt a find a guy like u and starts rubbin my leg.. then her fone rings.. its a husband.. he starts shouting at her over the fone.. the woman bursts into waterworks.. im thinkin fuck this shit and make a quick exit thru the front door..
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you shoulda answered and said you were her new husband and fucked her while he listened over the phone!
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HAHA A QUIK EXIT THRU THE FRONT DOOR
DID YOU RUN LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW?
what are urs.. this is probably mine..
i was walking back home, thru a park, i come up to a woman sitting on a bench, i see her crying, im thinking im just gonna walk past, but then we have eye contact, so im thinkin shit i got say sumink now.. so i say to her are u ok.. then we get talking .. whats ur name.. what dyu do etc .. normally bullshit convo.. then she says dyu want go back to my place for a cup of tea or coffee.. it was quite a cold day... so i thought why not.. so we back a her place.. shes telling me how she met her hubby when she was 20 and how everything was hunky dory at the beginning .. but now he's a complete assshole to her... i got her.. u seem like a lovely person .. im sure ull meet someone who treats u rite.. she says why cudnt a find a guy like u and starts rubbin my leg.. then her fone rings.. its a husband.. he starts shouting at her over the fone.. the woman bursts into waterworks.. im thinkin fuck this shit and make a quick exit thru the front door..
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i once had 14 model chicks on me at once. not strange but its all good. bawse.
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bet they still didn't cover the whole of yo' fat ol' ass bossman.
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you shoulda answered and said you were her new husband and fucked her while he listened over the phone!
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LMAO
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you shoulda answered and said you were her new husband and fucked her while he listened over the phone!
-Not Likely
Hahhaha :D
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Floydness and queen did lines of e off my cock then tossed me salad.then we sat around watching fraggle rock
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I went out with a really religious girl once, that whole experience was super weird.
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i was once with a biter. not a cool. after we made sweet passionate love my back and neck looked like i was mauled by a pack of wolves.
what a crazy bitch.
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I was seein a girl for probably less than a month but she liked fuckin fully clothed with just me unzipping my fly on my jeans or somethin, she was pretty strange
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^ha ha that reminds me of that chappelles show skit when the white guy is like let me stick my dick through my hole in my pajamas
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aint bithchez ever given u strange requests
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I caught dome from some asian mom walking home from a car shop one day while my ride was getting repaired. she sucked me off in a empty stairwell of some nearby building after 15 minutes of talking to me.
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I caught dome from ANOTHER asian broad, this one younger and cuter, after holding the door open to my building, we talked in the elevator for about 3 minutes, ended up chatting in my hallway (didn't let her in my crib cuz i had hella heads already there), she ended up pulling out my cock and blowing me in my apartment hallway.
fuckin freaky ass asians
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The first time I did shroomz this chick I just met started giving me a hand job on my buddies bed but I just sat there in shock freaking out from the shroomz and I didn't know what to do lol
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The first time I did shroomz this chick I just met started giving me a hand job on my buddies bed but I just sat there in shock freaking out from the shroomz and I didn't know what to do lol
yeah i know that feeling. the first time i did acid i had some chick try and molest me on the couch while we were all sitting around chillin, i didnt know wtf was going on
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A few months back I was bangin this chick. So I'm romancing her one night and she tells me she wants to pretend that I'm raping her. This threw me off for a second. But who am I to stand in the way? I proceeded to choke and smack her around a little bit. She loved it.
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Hooked up w/ a chick that had bright pink hair and was a fetish model - Halos and Horns. She likes to dress up looking angelic and likes the dude to look devilish. I didn't get to experience that however, as the one time we did hook up it was at my house and didn't have access to said items. It's still a goal of mine but for some reason she's not hollerin at the kid any more. She needs to get her mind right.
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Yeah I've been with a few chicks that were into the rape thing it seems prett common these days oddly enough.