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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: INGlewood4Life on March 10, 2009, 01:05:52 AM

Title: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: INGlewood4Life on March 10, 2009, 01:05:52 AM
Have you ever been choppin' IT UP WIT A FINE ONE and at the wrong time u gotta sneeze and you had a wet burrito earlier in the day?  And boom out comes a loud one!  Not only do you feel embarassed but cho ASS is just stankin'!!!!  i STILL haven't been able to recoup!!!!!!!!! 8)
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: Kool Beenz on March 10, 2009, 01:52:19 AM
or have you ever been in front of class and giving a speech and all of a sudden you feel a big one coming so you make a face where you wanna fart but not make any noise...

and in the back of your head your thinking everyone knew why you made that face...
LMAO
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: Chief on March 10, 2009, 02:32:43 AM
are you fat? that makes it worse. eat healthier food then you'll fart less.
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: penenstamp on March 10, 2009, 08:44:04 AM
I sometimes have troubles holding my air inside, so whenever I have a date I make sure I don't eat any meat, don't drink coffee and don't drink beer the day before and the day itself.
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: Certified on March 10, 2009, 09:13:29 AM
haha i farted at the gym twice in a week hahaha..when i lifting them weights to hard ;D :D
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: Floydness on March 10, 2009, 10:03:02 AM
are you fat? that makes it worse. eat healthier food then you'll fart less.

I laughed at this one lol
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: penenstamp on March 10, 2009, 10:07:07 AM
A lot of times when I'm in the club and I have to fart I walk around a little bit and let it out. 5 steps further when you turn around you see a group of people look at each other like "dude, that was you!" LOL
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: NotoriousTDA on March 10, 2009, 10:21:22 AM
LOL!!!
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 10, 2009, 11:30:47 AM
or how about takin that first fart after a day of bad diarrhea. When I say bad, i mean like, vegatable soup, u know. Only to find out, its not a fart lol
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on March 10, 2009, 11:40:19 AM
A lot of times when I'm in the club and I have to fart I walk around a little bit and let it out. 5 steps further when you turn around you see a group of people look at each other like "dude, that was you!" LOL

That's known as crop dusting.  Just do a slow spray as you walk.


Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: penenstamp on March 10, 2009, 11:55:27 AM
A lot of times when I'm in the club and I have to fart I walk around a little bit and let it out. 5 steps further when you turn around you see a group of people look at each other like "dude, that was you!" LOL

That's known as crop dusting.  Just do a slow spray as you walk.




silent but deadly
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: AlerG on March 10, 2009, 12:39:14 PM
are you fat? that makes it worse. eat healthier food then you'll fart less.

Not necessarily, i eat lots of veggies, and it just so happens that they give me mad gas so...

chill
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on March 10, 2009, 12:40:53 PM
are you fat? that makes it worse. eat healthier food then you'll fart less.

Not necessarily, i eat lots of veggies, and it just so happens that they give me mad gas so...

chill

do you deep fry them and dip them in hot sauce? lol
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: penenstamp on March 10, 2009, 12:44:57 PM
it's meat, beer and coffee that make you smell. Not veggies.
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: Michael on March 11, 2009, 07:46:10 PM
it's meat, beer and coffee that make you smell. Not veggies.
yea but Veggies make you fart. not outrageous smelly ones but they give u mega gas
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: AlerG on March 12, 2009, 04:10:29 AM
are you fat? that makes it worse. eat healthier food then you'll fart less.

Not necessarily, i eat lots of veggies, and it just so happens that they give me mad gas so...

chill

do you deep fry them and dip them in hot sauce? lol

haha nah, but that doesn't sound like a bad idea,

chill
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: Jaydc555 on March 12, 2009, 04:15:08 AM
Brocolli and cauliflower are the worst!I farted once while getting hed I was just so relaxed and it just sort of happened.
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: RapClips on March 12, 2009, 10:26:04 AM
LMAO

in the shower?
Title: Re: Anyone Farted Accidentally?
Post by: Paul on March 13, 2009, 04:03:28 PM
A lot of times when I'm in the club and I have to fart I walk around a little bit and let it out. 5 steps further when you turn around you see a group of people look at each other like "dude, that was you!" LOL

That's known as crop dusting.  Just do a slow spray as you walk.






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