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Title: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: pootypooty on March 27, 2009, 03:54:38 PM
(http://static.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/shamwow-guy-arrested.jpg)

The Smoking Gun is reporting that ShamWow spokesperson Vince Schlomi was arrested in South Beach last month after an altercation with a prostitute.

The pair met at a nightclub and allegedly Vince paid $1000 for straight sex with her. During which, she bit his tongue and according to Vince “wouldn’t let go”. This occurred around 4am in Miami, Florida. So you know that good judgement was used.

Here are some photos of the lucky lady who apparently does not “love his nuts”.

(http://static.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/0327092sham21.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Muhfukka on March 27, 2009, 04:02:23 PM
hahahahaha
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: jeromechickenbone on March 27, 2009, 04:29:56 PM
Damn, first Billy Mayz pulls his card and now this.  I bet he's ready for this week to be over.
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: MANBEARPIG. on March 27, 2009, 04:31:40 PM
he looks like benicio del toro
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: QuietTruth on March 27, 2009, 06:09:25 PM
Why do the guy on TV look 27 there and 59 here? Sad..LMAO.
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Floydness on March 27, 2009, 07:35:37 PM
heres an even better question.. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE PAY HER 1000.00 FOR SEX??!?!?! ??? ??? :stupid:
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: OG Hack Wilson on March 27, 2009, 08:07:34 PM
woops

Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: OG Hack Wilson on March 27, 2009, 08:08:43 PM
Quote from: Floydness on March 27, 2009, 07:35:37 PM
heres an even better question.. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE PAY HER 1000.00 FOR SEX??!?!?! ??? ??? :stupid:

LOL  id pay her 5 bucks max
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Chamillitary Click on March 27, 2009, 08:28:58 PM
BILLY PLANTED THAT BITCH THERE!

GOD DAMNIT HES GOOD! :o
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Þŕiņçë on March 27, 2009, 08:42:42 PM
shamoops
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Crockett on March 27, 2009, 09:24:11 PM
sham fuckin wow
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Don Jacob on March 27, 2009, 11:43:25 PM
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 27, 2009, 08:28:58 PM
BILLY PLANTED THAT BITCH THERE!

GOD DAMNIT HES GOOD! :o

(http://s5.tinypic.com/29eggi0.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Don Jacob on March 27, 2009, 11:45:06 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fa/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg)
(http://static.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/shamwow-guy-arrested.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 28, 2009, 01:15:22 AM
Been telling you guys, Vince has bitch in his blood, but nah, none of y'all would listen to me. Now this is proof.

Now look, I'll be honest......I'd fuck that bitch (in the event that she didn't have a penis), but I'll be damned if I had to pay a fuckin penny just to stick my wiener in any of her orifices. Vine lost. Billy gets as much pussy as the day is long because his beard is awesome and so are his products.

Fuck Vince the Biter.
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 28, 2009, 01:23:26 AM
LOL And looking at the court documents, that bitch is 5'0 and 150 pounds. Vince paid to fuck a fat bitch? AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Move to Tibet, nigga.
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Don Jacob on March 28, 2009, 08:31:00 PM
(http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/3/20080605-Obama_VP_Billy_Mays.gif)(http://xb2.xanga.com/362c854312332207444647/z161445769.gif)
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: M Dogg™ on March 28, 2009, 10:28:38 PM
She's 150... god damn, I'd hit it based off those pics, but I wouldn't pay money, and to pay money for 150... hell no!!
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Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on March 28, 2009, 10:31:40 PM
LOL.
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 29, 2009, 02:17:29 AM
Quote from: M Dogg on March 28, 2009, 10:28:38 PM
She's 150... god damn, I'd hit it based off those pics, but I wouldn't pay money, and to pay money for 150... hell no!!

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham5.gif)
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Crockett on March 29, 2009, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: King Sikotic II on March 29, 2009, 02:17:29 AM
Quote from: M Dogg on March 28, 2009, 10:28:38 PM
She's 150... god damn, I'd hit it based off those pics, but I wouldn't pay money, and to pay money for 150... hell no!!

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham5.gif)

how the fuck did u produce this docmentation
 ;D

Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 29, 2009, 08:02:52 PM
Found it in a trashcan outside my neighborhood "Curves" facility.
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Crockett on March 30, 2009, 07:19:06 PM
Quote from: King Sikotic II on March 29, 2009, 08:02:52 PM
Found it in a trashcan outside my neighborhood "Curves" facility.
lol
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on March 30, 2009, 10:12:58 PM
lmao *wait's for spoofs of the add incorporating this incident lol*
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on March 30, 2009, 10:16:50 PM
oh yeah let's hope she took enough out of his tongue to end his rants on tv about sham wow lol
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on March 30, 2009, 10:41:09 PM
dude really does look like bevis
(http://home.att.net/~kidradd/shamwow.jpg)
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8035/1232262693901jb6.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: jeromechickenbone on March 31, 2009, 12:52:24 AM
Quote from: King Sikotic II on March 28, 2009, 01:23:26 AM
Move to Tibet, nigga.

lol wtf
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Elano on March 31, 2009, 04:59:57 AM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0330_sham_wow_mugshot3.jpg)
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/0329_shamwow_0006_IMG_0774_full.jpg)
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/0329_shamwow_0005_IMG_0775_full.jpg)
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/0329_shamwow_0004_scarpic_001_full.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Elano on March 31, 2009, 09:11:20 AM
she looks pretty hurted,who's the fucker sham wow guy ?
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: pootypooty on March 31, 2009, 10:58:44 AM
LMFAO!!! Here's Vince before Sham Wow fame. It's his own rendition of Randy Newman's "I Love L.A." but he flips it to "I Hate L.A."

http://www.youtube.com/v/J2oVWSfZ9Bk&hl=en&fs=1
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: thisoneguy360 on March 31, 2009, 02:21:33 PM
Quote from: .:TimeLock:. on March 30, 2009, 10:41:09 PM
dude really does look like bevis
(http://home.att.net/~kidradd/shamwow.jpg)
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8035/1232262693901jb6.jpg)


lmao
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: QuietTruth on March 31, 2009, 03:29:07 PM
Those pictures are nasty.
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Post by: Crockett on March 31, 2009, 07:18:57 PM
lol
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: The-Leak (aka) kingwell (bka) JULES on April 01, 2009, 01:23:44 AM
Wow..  So the bitch bit him and he gave her two black eyes??  Shady....


Btw she looks like she can suck the SHIT out of u...
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Muhfukka on April 01, 2009, 03:51:05 PM
why is she topless while showing her black eyes
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: jeromechickenbone on April 02, 2009, 02:10:55 AM
Quote from: Muhfukka on April 01, 2009, 03:51:05 PM
why is she topless while showing her black eyes

why not
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: ktothac on April 02, 2009, 04:08:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2X7VB-wkz8
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on April 03, 2009, 11:39:57 AM
Quote from: .:TimeLock:. on March 30, 2009, 10:12:58 PM
lmao *wait's for spoofs of the add incorporating this incident lol*
Quote from: .:TimeLock:. on March 30, 2009, 10:16:50 PM
oh yeah let's hope she took enough out of his tongue to end his rants on tv about sham wow lol
Quote from: ktothac on April 02, 2009, 04:08:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/J2X7VB-wkz8&hl

good shit i been waiting for this lol
Title: Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
Post by: Þŕiņçë on April 05, 2009, 11:27:48 AM
Quote from: Underground King on April 02, 2009, 02:10:55 AM
Quote from: Muhfukka on April 01, 2009, 03:51:05 PM
why is she topless while showing her black eyes

why not


hahahah i lol'd at this...probably because i was thinking the same thing