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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Jaydc555 on March 29, 2009, 10:24:23 PM

Title: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Jaydc555 on March 29, 2009, 10:24:23 PM: What's your feeling on home abortions and what's the best method?rusty coat hanger?drop kick from the top of the fire escape?impreganting floydness because everything inside her is dead?
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 29, 2009, 10:56:10 PM: Vacuum cleaner.
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Muhfukka on March 29, 2009, 10:57:36 PM: hungry rat tied to a string aka polish abortion. a good punch in the gut or push down some stairs works to
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Jaydc555 on March 29, 2009, 10:57:55 PM: Any particular brand?
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Muhfukka on March 29, 2009, 11:03:01 PM: and if youre going to go the rusty coat hanger route its a good idea to dip that son of a bitch in some bleach just to make sure
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Jaydc555 on March 29, 2009, 11:09:44 PM: Stick a funnel in the vagina and pour in some draino?
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 29, 2009, 11:10:14 PM: Quote from: Jaydc555 on March 29, 2009, 10:57:55 PM
Any particular brand?
Depends. Here me out:

If you love that bitch and wanna stick around, but just not ready for a kid: muthafuckin' ShopVac
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/productImages/0/7/00000120007-ShopVac9254010wetdryvacuum-large.jpeg)

If it was just a one night thing, and that ho is tryin' to hold you down: stick with a cheap ass Dirt Devil:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NK77G2DJL._SL160_.jpg)

The reason why I say this is because, if you love that bitch, then you wanna make sure you get every little bit of that fetus out of her reproductive tract. If you don't give a fuck about that bitch or she's tryin to take your scrilla, then the cheap vacuum will leave baby fragments all in her guts and the bitch is liable to die of an infection.

Fuck, I am one smart nigga!

*pats myself on the back*
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Floydness on March 29, 2009, 11:20:11 PM: having ur mom place her crusty ass lips and sucking it out for food because u guys are too poor? ???
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Jaydc555 on March 29, 2009, 11:33:35 PM: Floydness were not all Jewish with maids and such you know its either rent or that abortion.I don't know about you but its going to die anyways so who cares how it happens.
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Floydness on March 29, 2009, 11:43:20 PM: ^^ its ok I understand.. just pitch that idea to ur mom though, im sure ull eat good that night depending on how many months she is.. ;)

who can finish this line? "NIGGA GUESS WHAT DADDYS BRINGING HOME FOR SUPPER?"
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Muhfukka on March 29, 2009, 11:45:16 PM: nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat mothafucka
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Jaydc555 on March 29, 2009, 11:45:42 PM: God I want to rip out your fallopian tubes and use them as tinsil for my tree.yeah that's right my Christmas tree!
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Floydness on March 29, 2009, 11:55:52 PM: Quote from: Muhfukka on March 29, 2009, 11:45:16 PM
nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat mothafucka

NOW EAT! lmao I hate that song..
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Floydness on March 29, 2009, 11:56:42 PM: Quote from: Jaydc555 on March 29, 2009, 11:45:42 PM
God I want to rip out your fallopian tubes and use them as tinsil for my tree.yeah that's right my Christmas tree!

lol stop acting like u can afford presents to put under that pine tree that u had to axe down urself
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 29, 2009, 11:58:51 PM: Quote from: Floydness on March 29, 2009, 11:55:52 PM
Quote from: Muhfukka on March 29, 2009, 11:45:16 PM
nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat mothafucka

NOW EAT! lmao I hate that song..
Is that by Elton John?
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Floydness on March 30, 2009, 12:05:07 AM: nah its actually by journey... ;D
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Jaydc555 on March 30, 2009, 12:07:41 AM: Not all of us our spoiled brats like you and your bf floydness.now go rape Africa for some more diamonds and continue leaving 3 percent tips from your daddys visa
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Floydness on March 30, 2009, 12:09:18 AM: cool
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: J Bananas on March 30, 2009, 12:09:28 AM: I just wanna buy an escalade period
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 30, 2009, 01:55:32 AM: Quote from: Floydness on March 30, 2009, 12:05:07 AM
nah its actually by journey... ;D
WOW, they were more hardcore then I thought.
Title: Re: ive bought an escalade in abortions
Post by: jeromechickenbone on March 30, 2009, 02:09:06 AM: Funny / Disturbing.