West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: jeromechickenbone on April 21, 2009, 09:16:58 PM
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I had a helluva day today. In the grand scheme of things it's all good, but damn shit ain't always sweet I guess. But you can't have the good without the bad, and that's the perspective I'm tryin to keep. So tell me somethin good, help a brotha get a laugh. Peace.
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Things gotta look up someday, man.
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i got laid this morning
got paid
ate good at dinner
took a good shit
but the dodgers lost
but the lakers will probably win
and i'll probably get shower sex when the women gets home
but i got to go to bed early to get up at 6
so i guess i know what you mean.
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i got laid this morning
got paid
ate good at dinner
took a good shit
but the dodgers lost
but the lakers will probably win
and i'll probably get shower sex when the women gets home
but i got to go to bed early to get up at 6
so i guess i know what you mean.
haha sounds like a good day my friend
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I went downtown this weekend
got flat broke at a bar/club
21 and up only
im only 19 so this is my first time
$4.75 for coke and jack
the tab at the end of the night fucked me up
but i got ass, than Friday i get paid so im not trippin
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$4.75 for coke and jack
oh man i wish drinks were always that cheap out here.
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- Woke up and had a McSkillet burrito
- Did a presentation on the mating selection of humpback whales
- Went to class
- Went to the DMV during my class break
- Went back to class
- Did another presentation on Armenian art and its impact on the Middle East/Europe
- Ate some flatcrust pizza from CPK
- Had a few beers
- Chillin'
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- Woke up and had a McSkillet burrito
- Did a presentation on the mating selection of humpback whales
- Went to class
- Went to the DMV during my class break
- Went back to class
- Did another presentation on Armenian art and its impact on the Middle East/Europe
- Ate some flatcrust pizza from CPK
- Had a few beers
- Chillin'
damn im gonna hafta be hitting books in the fall when i go back to school
:oi:
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School is fuckin gay.
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My day was kinda iffy too.
Woke up at 10am. Nice. Womans already gone for work. Have leftover bacon and coffee.
Shit. Shower. Dress.
Head to Downtown LA for post audio consultation wit movie producer. AC is broken.
Use office computer to find nearby lunch spot. Visit dubcc.
Have sushi.
Get call from movie producer. Massive re editing needed. Fuck my life.
Drive home.
Edit sounds.
Drive to Beverly Hills. Bring sounds on hard drive. Play them for producer.
Drive Mullholland back to Studio City.
Go to supermarket. Buy Bertolli. Buy whiskey and beer.
Go home and have dinner.
Cool shower.
Check todays mail. Bills.
Pay bills online.
Woman goes to bed. Log on to dubcc for evening of conversation and spirits.
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i know
but pussy stats will go way up and there will be more hoes to fuck
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My day was kinda iffy too.
Woke up at 10am. Nice. Womans already gone for work. Have leftover bacon and coffee.
Shit. Shower. Dress.
Head to Downtown LA for post audio consultation wit movie producer. AC is broken.
Use office computer to find nearby lunch spot. Visit dubcc.
Have sushi.
Get call from movie producer. Massive re editing needed. Fuck my life.
Drive home.
Edit sounds.
Drive to Beverly Hills. Bring sounds on hard drive. Play them for producer.
Drive Mullholland back to Studio City.
Go to supermarket. Buy Bertolli. Buy whiskey and beer.
Go home and have dinner.
Cool shower.
Check todays mail. Bills.
Pay bills online.
Woman goes to bed. Log on to dubcc for evening of conversation and spirits.
did you bring the spirit of christ with you?
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My day was kinda iffy too.
Woke up at 10am. Nice. Womans already gone for work. Have leftover bacon and coffee.
Shit. Shower. Dress.
Head to Downtown LA for post audio consultation wit movie producer. AC is broken.
Use office computer to find nearby lunch spot. Visit dubcc.
Have sushi.
Get call from movie producer. Massive re editing needed. Fuck my life.
Drive home.
Edit sounds.
Drive to Beverly Hills. Bring sounds on hard drive. Play them for producer.
Drive Mullholland back to Studio City.
Go to supermarket. Buy Bertolli. Buy whiskey and beer.
Go home and have dinner.
Cool shower.
Check todays mail. Bills.
Pay bills online.
Woman goes to bed. Log on to dubcc for evening of conversation and spirits.
no snatch?
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My day was kinda iffy too.
Woke up at 10am. Nice. Womans already gone for work. Have leftover bacon and coffee.
Shit. Shower. Dress.
Head to Downtown LA for post audio consultation wit movie producer. AC is broken.
Use office computer to find nearby lunch spot. Visit dubcc.
Have sushi.
Get call from movie producer. Massive re editing needed. Fuck my life.
Drive home.
Edit sounds.
Drive to Beverly Hills. Bring sounds on hard drive. Play them for producer.
Drive Mullholland back to Studio City.
Go to supermarket. Buy Bertolli. Buy whiskey and beer.
Go home and have dinner.
Cool shower.
Check todays mail. Bills.
Pay bills online.
Woman goes to bed. Log on to dubcc for evening of conversation and spirits.
no snatch?
hell no. the ac is broken in my apartment. it broke 100 today, inside. and until it gets replaced tomorrow i'm not doing anything physical.
In the words of Ari Gold, "I won’t even fuck my wife after she plays tennis."
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dude i'm in like Lancaster right now and that shit broke 100 plus PLUS , that's why me and my girl fucked in the shower......
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i know
but pussy stats will go way up and there will be more hoes to fuck
If not, I'm either going postal on some motherfuckers or resorting to rape. Bitches can't resist this. Iron Mike had it right.
and fuck this unexpected triple digit weather. I had to ring out my cotton drawers half way through the day. My scrotum ain't built for this shit.
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Hahahah :D
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help a brotha get a laugh.
nik is intelligent
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Wow dubcc people talking about their everyday lives! Human-being status.
OK today a work day in the life of The Overfiend:
Wake up 6am. Still dark. Go for run with dog in predominantly white upper-middle class east suburban neighbourhood. Smiles to self, knows life is good.
Shower. Dress (shirt and tie). Eat the aussie breakfast=baked-beans on toast (keeps me regular).
Ride train to work. Start work 9am. Sell business suits and shoes. Marvel and cringe at the diverse array of human life that passes through the doors. Business people, people buying shit for weddings, funerals, or for simple self-pimpery.
Lunch. Study for 30 mins, stress the fuck out over not finishing assignments on time, vow to study after work, check dubcc at internet cafe. Back to work. Finish work 6am. Get home, chill. Begin to study...end up fucking around on dubcc for next two hours. Sleep.
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What buzy lives ya'll have. I like reading about it. LMAO.
I got up round 8:30 to catch the bus at 8:40 yes in my pajamas, boy do I love it.
Went to school for 9, but my class don't start til 10.
So I had to sit in the same class like I do everyday across from the boiler room, 98 degrees in that bitch to listen to some lesbian white girl brag about how bent she was over the April vacation, which is odd becuz I never seen a white girl wannabe a black man before. Shit was pretty pathetic. I've seen gay girls, but never a white one tryin' to be a nigga. Innna-restin shit, esp. when she was talkin' to me, I started laughing. I couldn't help it. She would say a statement and than turn to me and be like 'Wordddd nigga?', like what you want me to do, second that? She was steady starting at me, touching me like yo, zipping my bookbag like 'let me get this right quick', I'm like, yo, is this lesbian hittin' on me or tryin' to be my 'nigga'? It was very awkward.
Now at 10, gotta go a class to listen to the most outspoken, weirdoest, muthafucka talk for 45 minutes.
Than at 11 walk back downtown and wait til 11:30 for the bus, to come home and be here.
Than to the part-time job.
To come home back on here.
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What buzy lives ya'll have. I like reading about it. LMAO.
I got up round 8:30 to catch the bus at 8:40 yes in my pajamas, boy do I love it.
Went to school for 9, but my class don't start til 10.
So I had to sit in the same class like I do everyday across from the boiler room, 98 degrees in that bitch to listen to some lesbian white girl brag about how bent she was over the April vacation, which is odd becuz I never seen a white girl wannabe a black man before. Shit was pretty pathetic. I've seen gay girls, but never a white one tryin' to be a nigga. Innna-restin shit, esp. when she was talkin' to me, I started laughing. I couldn't help it. She would say a statement and than turn to me and be like 'Wordddd nigga?', like what you want me to do, second that? She was steady starting at me, touching me like yo, zipping my bookbag like 'let me get this right quick', I'm like, yo, is this lesbian hittin' on me or tryin' to be my 'nigga'? It was very awkward.
Now at 10, gotta go a class to listen to the most outspoken, weirdoest, muthafucka talk for 45 minutes.
Than at 11 walk back downtown and wait til 11:30 for the bus, to come home and be here.
Than to the part-time job.
To come home back on here.
Hahhaha, awesome!
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i went to school and after school i went home and ate a chocolate bar and now im posting this message... thats pretty much it.
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What buzy lives ya'll have. I like reading about it. LMAO.
I got up round 8:30 to catch the bus at 8:40 yes in my pajamas, boy do I love it.
Went to school for 9, but my class don't start til 10.
So I had to sit in the same class like I do everyday across from the boiler room, 98 degrees in that bitch to listen to some lesbian white girl brag about how bent she was over the April vacation, which is odd becuz I never seen a white girl wannabe a black man before. Shit was pretty pathetic. I've seen gay girls, but never a white one tryin' to be a nigga. Innna-restin shit, esp. when she was talkin' to me, I started laughing. I couldn't help it. She would say a statement and than turn to me and be like 'Wordddd nigga?', like what you want me to do, second that? She was steady starting at me, touching me like yo, zipping my bookbag like 'let me get this right quick', I'm like, yo, is this lesbian hittin' on me or tryin' to be my 'nigga'? It was very awkward.
Now at 10, gotta go a class to listen to the most outspoken, weirdoest, muthafucka talk for 45 minutes.
Than at 11 walk back downtown and wait til 11:30 for the bus, to come home and be here.
Than to the part-time job.
To come home back on here.
just fuck her
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^ The real funny and honest to God thang is, she looks exactly like your avatar just with blonde hair.
:puke:
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^ The real funny and honest to God thang is, she looks exactly like your avatar just with blonde hair.
:puke:
then go for head
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Woke up and immediately thought this can't be life
Ate some microwavable pancakes
Spent 30 minutes in traffic driving to work
Sat at work and did nothing for 4 hours
Took a 4 hours lunch break because there was nothing to do
Sat in traffic for an hour driving home from work
Took a nap
woke up and browsed the internet looking for the fastest growing occupations still trying to figure out what I am going to go to school for
debating if I deserve to eat dinner or not
will watch the Mets lose
midway through the game I will get disgusted and go to the gym for 2 hours
come home and shower
smoke a bowl so I can sleep
wake up rinse and repeat... all day everyday.
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Here's looneys day.woke up in bed with his 47 brothers and sisters and cousins.forgot to push back skin to find dick so pissed all over his balls.had one of his sisters clean it up for fear of his gangsta.throws on a doo rag then bandanna then fitted hat.puts on jeans makes sure saggy enough in the back so people know to respect his gangsta.pads crotch with grapes to impress the ladies.goes to school for advanced calculus.Watches all 4 fast and furious movies again.Throw some jin on the ipod then walk the streets taking protection money from homeless people so they respect the gangsta.go to a funeral then smoke some chronic.
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Here's niks day.wakes up next roccy.smiles.goes down on him to make sure he's awake while roccy tells him repeatedly your the best person alive.gets changed out of lakers pjs and into lakers uniform.walks into kitchen finds floydness asleep beside the fridge surrounded by food wrappers.nudges her awake she hits him then tells him to make her breakfast.puts funnel in her mouth breaks open 12 eggs and pours in raw pancake mix with a 4 liter of homo milk to wash it down.goes and sells diamonds.gets home goes on dubcc for 8 hours then watches kobe highlights in slow motion watching for the perfect crotch shot.floydness is hungry again.feeds her a child.
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haha
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Jaydc is fuckin crazy lol.
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You know you're crazy when king tells you you're crazy.its the pot calling the kettle nigger.
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LMAO @ that nigga Jay
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Here's niks day.wakes up next roccy.smiles.goes down on him to make sure he's awake while roccy tells him repeatedly your the best person alive.gets changed out of lakers pjs and into lakers uniform.walks into kitchen finds floydness asleep beside the fridge surrounded by food wrappers.nudges her awake she hits him then tells him to make her breakfast.puts funnel in her mouth breaks open 12 eggs and pours in raw pancake mix with a 4 liter of homo milk to wash it down.goes and sells diamonds.gets home goes on dubcc for 8 hours then watches kobe highlights in slow motion watching for the perfect crotch shot.floydness is hungry again.feeds her a child.
lmao
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You know you're crazy when king tells you you're crazy.its the pot calling the kettle nigger.
lol. you're like the brother my dad didn't tell me about
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Here's niks day.wakes up next roccy.smiles.goes down on him to make sure he's awake while roccy tells him repeatedly your the best person alive.gets changed out of lakers pjs and into lakers uniform.walks into kitchen finds floydness asleep beside the fridge surrounded by food wrappers.nudges her awake she hits him then tells him to make her breakfast.puts funnel in her mouth breaks open 12 eggs and pours in raw pancake mix with a 4 liter of homo milk to wash it down.goes and sells diamonds.gets home goes on dubcc for 8 hours then watches kobe highlights in slow motion watching for the perfect crotch shot.floydness is hungry again.feeds her a child.
lmao
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a)keep your head up brotha
b) y'all dudes are killin me with the jokes lol
c) fuck my life
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