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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on April 22, 2009, 01:26:58 AM

Title: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Sikotic™ on April 22, 2009, 01:26:58 AM: Are mosquitos biting the fuck out of you? I look like I got smallpox in this motherfucker because I have no AC so I leave windows open and somehow these cocksucking mosquitoes get past my screen door and feed on me. I probably got bird flu or West Nile by now.

And I had my fuckin car washed only to get littered with butterfly and mosquito guts all over my windshield.

I call for the extinction of these insects. Fuck them in their arses.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Cali Climate on April 22, 2009, 01:28:14 AM: And BEES! there are also bees like a motherfucker all around my apartment. and spiders, fuck this warm weather all living things come out to play shit.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Kool Beenz on April 22, 2009, 01:31:49 AM: fuckin skeeters
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on April 22, 2009, 03:49:43 AM: I got scorpions out here in the desert but that's about it. I'll be in the midwest in a week in a half at the lake where I'm sure I'll get my fair share of mosquito bites.

If you want a lame home remedy, keep a dryer sheet in your pocket. Mosquitos hate that shit. At least that's what a forwarded email told me back in 2002.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: RapAddict on April 22, 2009, 03:52:31 AM: I'm not in SoCal, but in BC out in the wilderness we have crazy amounts of mosquitoes. I hate the bloodsuckers, I hope they drink some HIV infected blood and die.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Elano on April 22, 2009, 04:06:29 AM: Quote from: King Sikotic II on April 22, 2009, 01:26:58 AM
I probably got bird flu or West Nile by now.
LOL ;D
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: K.Dub on April 22, 2009, 04:10:06 AM: My city in April
(http://www.destinasjontromso.no/english/images/tromso_town2_002.jpg)
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: jeromechickenbone on April 22, 2009, 04:12:18 AM: Quote from: K.Dub on April 22, 2009, 04:10:06 AM
My city in April
(http://www.destinasjontromso.no/english/images/tromso_town2_002.jpg)

Your city looks fuckin dope.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: M Dogg™ on April 22, 2009, 07:09:47 AM: You know what, one thing I miss about California is that mosquitos aren't the problem they are in Minnesota. In Minnesota, since we have so many lakes, mosquitos are out 24/7.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Moe on April 22, 2009, 09:28:06 AM: Quote from: Joe Bananas on April 22, 2009, 01:28:14 AM
And BEES! there are also bees like a motherfucker all around my apartment. and spiders, fuck this warm weather all living things come out to play shit.
i came home from work one day and went straight to the bathroom to take a leak. i turned on the light whipped out my massive manhood and started pissing. all of a sudden a huge bee started flying straight for me and hit me in the chest and made me drop my pecker, which made me piss on myself a little. after i finished pissing i picked up my slipped and crushed that rat bastard.

no one make me piss on myself and lives
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Al Bundy on April 22, 2009, 04:44:54 PM: Quote from: Joe Bananas on April 22, 2009, 01:28:14 AM
And BEES! there are also bees like a motherfucker all around my apartment. and spiders, fuck this warm weather all living things come out to play shit.

i had a bee infestation outside my front door for two days. i couldn't leave my home or get to the garage. i ended up hopping over my patio fence to leave every time i went out and parked the car on pch
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Javier on April 22, 2009, 04:47:23 PM: Yeah, fucking bastards.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Jaydc555 on April 22, 2009, 05:13:45 PM: Mosquitoes are the Jews of the insect world they feed off the blood of others.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Don Jacob on April 22, 2009, 07:26:23 PM: i was going to say we didn't have that problem here, but then i awoke from a nap with a big bite under my eye.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Blasphemy on April 22, 2009, 08:43:02 PM: The Heat, has been hurting my sleeping habits.I can't sleep if I'm over heated =(.Getting a swamp cooler for my place so we can still cool in the summer. Saves money/keeps my ass cool. =) Bought a 1960 Bel Air, so my ass is outside working on it. lol its a bitch in the heat.But so worth it in the end, I'll post Pics when its done xD Also Yes, we had a Bee Hive recently removed also. Huge as mother fucker. lol Glade its gone.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: DJ SUGAFREE QUIK on April 22, 2009, 09:31:39 PM: Quote from: King Sikotic II on April 22, 2009, 01:26:58 AM
Are mosquitos biting the fuck out of you? I look like I got smallpox in this motherfucker because I have no AC so I leave windows open and somehow these cocksucking mosquitoes get past my screen door and feed on me. I probably got bird flu or West Nile by now.

And I had my fuckin car washed only to get littered with butterfly and mosquito guts all over my windshield.

I call for the extinction of these insects. Fuck them in their arses.
Butterflies I like, squitos, flies & ants should be extinct most definitely.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Sikotic™ on April 22, 2009, 10:26:11 PM: Especially flies. I'm tired of them landing on my food after they just sucked a dog turd dry.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: DPE on April 22, 2009, 10:42:14 PM: i literally just killed a mosquito...
there's been a gang of mosquitos around here lately
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Sikotic™ on April 22, 2009, 10:45:22 PM: I just threw my shoe at two of em on my closet door. I felt all gangsta until both of them flew away.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on April 23, 2009, 01:32:12 AM: yeah that heat was kickin my ass...Wednesdays weather needs to be the norm. im not ready for that bullshit triple digits yet.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: K.Dub on April 23, 2009, 01:37:22 AM: Stop whining. We got below zero here, still.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on April 23, 2009, 01:44:20 AM: Quote from: K.Dub on April 23, 2009, 01:37:22 AM
Stop whining. We got below zero here, still.
god damn...fuck all that. life does suck though when its 100+ and your a/c dont work.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: K.Dub on April 23, 2009, 02:00:05 AM: Quote from: ^ReLentLess^ on April 23, 2009, 01:44:20 AM
Quote from: K.Dub on April 23, 2009, 01:37:22 AM
Stop whining. We got below zero here, still.
god damn...fuck all that. life does suck though when its 100+ and your a/c dont work.

I'm just playing. Seems like spring it's coming any day, I think it'll rain all week.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Rick McCrank on April 23, 2009, 02:37:10 PM: I'm closer to the beach so there isn't shit bothering me 8)
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Blasphemy on April 23, 2009, 05:41:40 PM: Quote from: el creepo on April 23, 2009, 02:37:10 PM
I'm closer to the beach so there isn't shit bothering me 8)

Lucky fuck ;D lol, Well its cooling down some what, but damn. Winter was a bitch, it wasn't cold at all, rarely.
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Al Bundy on April 23, 2009, 08:16:22 PM: Quote from: el creepo on April 23, 2009, 02:37:10 PM
I'm closer to the beach so there isn't shit bothering me 8)

i live on pch and the weather on monday had me running my AC

didn't help that I had to have all of my windows closed due to that bee infestation
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on April 24, 2009, 11:20:18 AM: Fuck mosquito's and bees
Title: Re: To my So Cal mofos: are you having this problem?
Post by: E. J. Rizo on April 24, 2009, 04:03:47 PM: Fuck Ants.... and i used to say fuck mosquitos too but now that i cut all the weeds down in the backyard they seem to have gone away... but fuck ants in this heat...

i just set up a bunch of ant bait in the house and all around the exterior of the house...

seemed to work... they just for the first time came in the house when it was about 100 degrees the other day... but it was enough to for me to kill them dudes... lol dont want ants!