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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Jaydc555 on May 01, 2009, 12:40:09 PM

Title: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 01, 2009, 12:40:09 PM

An eargasm in and of itself is spectacular but add in taking a nice satisfying shit and ill be damned if that aint better then the first ten minutes of a coke high.

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: Elano on May 01, 2009, 12:43:25 PM

i need some new headphones,can you steal the dre headphones for me ?
(http://www.hardwarezone.com/img/data/articles/2008/2683/MonsterBeatsbyDrDre.jpg)

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 01, 2009, 12:47:56 PM

Only if you suck my cock princess

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: Þŕiņçë on May 01, 2009, 12:51:33 PM

cause i been there an done that yo you got guns well i got straps a million mufuckas on the planet earth talk that hard bullshit cause thats they worth

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 01, 2009, 12:52:44 PM

Prince and princess in the same thread how cute!

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on May 01, 2009, 01:38:36 PM

Quote from: Jaydc555 on May 01, 2009, 12:52:44 PM

Prince and princess in the same thread how cute!

Prince
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SSHBmv8VAyI/AAAAAAAAAlI/HddY3DI7bl4/s320/Prince_is_Not_Gay.jpg)
Princess
(http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/6659/finalefireay0.jpg)

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on May 01, 2009, 03:27:38 PM

Definitely not better than a coke rush ;D

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: RETURN OF THE OVERFIEND! on May 02, 2009, 08:32:02 AM

Whats an eargasm?




Whats nice is when a woman friend licks ur earlobe, it sounds spectacular....its always been my dream to cop that while getting my cock sucked at the same time.




Well I want you to hold onto that dream....because the sky's the limit...

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 02, 2009, 08:37:52 AM

when utilizing cotton tipped swabs to cleanse your ear canal, such as with name brand Q-tips, an exhilirating sensation occurs in the process as when stroking with a firm grip

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: white Boy on May 02, 2009, 08:44:00 AM

yea i love cleaning my ears with qtips, shit feels amazing and ive got clean ears!

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: Don Jacob on May 02, 2009, 12:54:50 PM

i've made two similar posts like this in the past


and in those past posts i've stated with much enthusiasm.......take a good plop is second only to busting a good nut.


twisting a q-tip in your ear is also very pleasant....the most ideal time is when you JUST get out of the shower. oh my god it's fucking a Virgin Jessica ALba while an experienced miley cyrus licks your ass hole.


purest form of nirvana.

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 02, 2009, 01:04:57 PM

Agreed.even if I cleaned my ears already that day I always do it after a shower strictly for pleasure

Title: Re: Taking a shit while giving yourself an eargasm = better then cocaine
Post by: Moe on May 02, 2009, 04:28:50 PM

Quote from: Don Jacob on May 02, 2009, 12:54:50 PM

i've made two similar posts like this in the past


and in those past posts i've stated with much enthusiasm.......take a good plop is second only to busting a good nut.


twisting a q-tip in your ear is also very pleasant....the most ideal time is when you JUST get out of the shower. oh my god it's fucking a Virgin Jessica ALba while an experienced miley cyrus licks your ass hole.


purest form of nirvana.

1. do you have a grilfriend/wife?

2. does she know what a blumpkin is?

3. is she willing and able?

if you anwsered no to #3 you need to drop her.