West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Kool Beenz on May 17, 2009, 02:38:55 AM
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I dont give a fuck if your the biggest pimp in the world...
i dont give a damn if your Magic Don Juan
every guy fucks a fat chick one time in their life weather its for practice or just for fun or drunken sex
well i have a fat friend and she hit on me today and i started making out with her
i was pretty drunk and she gave me a ride home cus i didnt drive
well we went to her house cus her parents werent there and i was really hungry.... and she ALWAYS had food
well she started hitting on me but i couldnt get a hard on... i mean ive fucked some pretty fine girls but this girl couldnt do it for me now matter how hard i was suckin her tits
she wasn't obese she was just voluptuous...
i need my Dubcc brotheren help and know who to fuck the shit out of this fat girl...
she isnt obese though she just has a little pudge and a double chin but she is cute and fuckable i just gotta know how to do it with a fat woman...
any help?
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JUST LIKE ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS FUCCED UP CRAZY WORLD:
JUST MAN UP, GET YOUR DICC OUT AND HANDLE THAT SHIT
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should i put Chili on my dick and balls and let her lick it off?
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AND IF YOURE A WEAKLING AND NEED MORE ADVICE ASK THE HOMEBOY SCCIT FOR TIPS, HES BEEN FUCCIN THE SAME FAT BITCH FOR YEARS
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POST A PIC OF WHAT YOU CONSIDER FAT...
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have u talked to Sikotic?
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if she has a double chin she is obese.
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I'll tell you this. If this chick is kinda fat and therefore not getting laid, you should work this to your advantage. Tell her you'll let her suck your dick for $50. Fat chicks usually give good head because they attack it like they may not get another one for a long time.
When I was in college working a part time job, I worked with a fat chick that thought she was a dime. She was always hittin on me and shit. Long story short, I let her give me a massage for $200. I'm sure she thought it was gonna evolve into a fuck session, but I never took my clothes off, lol.
Turn her out son.
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I'll tell you this. If this chick is kinda fat and therefore not getting laid, you should work this to your advantage. Tell her you'll let her suck your dick for $50. Fat chicks usually give good head because they attack it like they may not get another one for a long time.
When I was in college working a part time job, I worked with a fat chick that thought she was a dime. She was always hittin on me and shit. Long story short, I let he give me a massage for $200. I'm sure she thought it was gonna evolve into a fuck session, but I never took my clothes off, lol.
Turn her out son.
Did she take off her clothes? Cus you know......that coulda been a fat man.... :-X
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post a pic joker?
theres different levels of fat i guess
-fat
A. chunky
B. thick
C. overweight
D.jellyrolls
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I'll tell you this. If this chick is kinda fat and therefore not getting laid, you should work this to your advantage. Tell her you'll let her suck your dick for $50. Fat chicks usually give good head because they attack it like they may not get another one for a long time.
When I was in college working a part time job, I worked with a fat chick that thought she was a dime. She was always hittin on me and shit. Long story short, I let he give me a massage for $200. I'm sure she thought it was gonna evolve into a fuck session, but I never took my clothes off, lol.
Turn her out son.
Did she take off her clothes? Cus you know......that coulda been a fat man.... :-X
lol no she stayed fully clothed as well...Everybody knew this chick, she was Lebanese and her Dad was a doctor in the town.
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have u talked to Sikotic?
Pshhh.....whatchu talkin bout, Willis? I only fuck dimes...........minus 7 pennies.
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Like Jrome said: Why you wasting your time and energy fucking her when she'll suck your dick? Unless she's one of those big girls with confidence.
Even if she is one of those, you don't have to put in much effort. Just finger bang her and she'll take a bullet for your ass.....buuuuuut if you do fuck her, she'll probably take you to all the best all-you-can-eat joints in town.
As for getting it up: I don't know what to tell ya there. Ask daygostylz if he can hook you up with some of his Viagra.
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As for getting it up: I don't know what to tell ya there. Ask daygostylz if he can hook you up with some of his Viagra.
I dunno if you ever had Viagra brownies before, but that shit taste good and it works! How come you never told us your mom could bake like that?!
Anyways, top drawer....on the left...her side of the bad.
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have u talked to Sikotic?
Pshhh.....whatchu talkin bout, Willis? I only fuck dimes...........minus 7 pennies.
its not quality its quantity...
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I never fucked a ten but one night I fucked five twos
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try stayin sober that will be a start.