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Title: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: QuietTruth on May 20, 2009, 03:42:26 PM
..unless they are dykes. Dykes and faggots. I'm really really really, in all honesty, gettin' nervous.

The thoughts that go thru a kidd's head, men....

Are you supposed to feel esteemed or insecure when you gettin' complicated by these kinds? I don't know whether to laugh, get mad or feel disrespected. The nigga even asked if I was gay. Do I look gay?? That's disrespect....ain't it? Homeboy asked for digits and all, like damn, how embarrassing, I'm tryin' to get bagged by a fuckin' dude...

There's a fuckin' crew, a crew, a crew of fuckin' gay people. It's fuckin' crazy. Crazy that I can't even get an 'old-fashioned' girl to crush on me, it's gotta be effeminates and lesbians. Shit is gettin' hectic. I was really at a loss for words wit the man thang though today. But how do you act?

I'm like, I can't even get hit on by a fuckin' hoe, a hoe, at least?? God's truly tryin' to play me. :(


The other day I'm sittin' there, learnin' how lesbians have sex. Like, damn, why ya'll so loud. Obnoxious and flamboyant lesbians....what in the hellllllllllllll..........................................Is this world comin' too?
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: QuietTruth on May 20, 2009, 03:43:57 PM
I need help.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Rick James on May 20, 2009, 03:44:46 PM
post a pic and we'll see
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: 818 TRUCK BRO on May 20, 2009, 03:44:59 PM
DUDE YOU GOTTA MAN UP AND FIND PUSSY ON YOUR OWN, NO FINE GIRL HITS ON A GUY UNLESS HE ALREADY HAS PUSSY AND CONFIDENCE. YOU GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT AND RUN THRU A FEW HOODRATS
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: QuietTruth on May 20, 2009, 03:47:45 PM
post a pic and we'll see

Of who? The nigga that walks wit a switch or the girl who walks with a limp.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Roccy on May 20, 2009, 03:50:20 PM
a boost of confidence would help

you gotta get out there homie, skyrocket that confidence and holla at the fine bitches. i know you got some nice clubs there, put on some forces and hit up the scene with your peeps.

where the fuck ya'll going to anyway?
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: QuietTruth on May 20, 2009, 03:54:37 PM
^ Nahhh, this is just school my nigga.

Madd of 'em musta just got out of Juvi or somethang man.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Javier on May 20, 2009, 03:59:31 PM
You should be more like that gay dude that hit on you.  He wasn't scared of getting rejected, he wasn't even sure if you were straight or not. 
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Roccy on May 20, 2009, 04:29:11 PM
^ Nahhh, this is just school my nigga.

Madd of 'em musta just got out of Juvi or somethang man.

just gotta holla at the finer bitches, and play your cards right. gotta get around more finer bitches, and stay away from people driving this (http://membracid.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fagbug2.jpeg)
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: RaveyOne on May 20, 2009, 04:35:50 PM
MAN UP AND PUNCH THAT FAGGOT COCCSUCCER IN HIS FACE, HANDLE YOUR SHIT. FAGGOTS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN NUTRIDING BITCHES. HOP OFF, WEAKLINGS 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on May 20, 2009, 04:44:51 PM
Wait hold up homie...

You gettin hit on by dykes AND faggots? So they thinkin you either a gay male, or a gay female? Im confused.. :-\

Anyways, next time that faggot tries to hit on u...slap the shit out of him. I mean a real slap too, a man slap...like backhanded shit!!! 

But dont do that shit to the dyke though...she might fuck u up and then theyll really think your gay lol.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Primo on May 20, 2009, 04:56:03 PM
Confidence and sense of humor is key with girls. One of my buddies is a tall goofy asian kid. He gets women because he is confident and makes them laugh.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on May 20, 2009, 05:08:27 PM
LOL! QT you my dude but that shits funny.

dont trip. your a young ass dude. shit will work it self out in time my dude. in all honesty i dont wanna sound like im tryin to kick knowledge but get your life straight before tryna get a relationship. thats real talk. women complicate shit. thats fact. do you right now and everything will else will come together. i will c/s the need for self confidence as well. not just for females but for life.


my 2 cents
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Don Jacob on May 20, 2009, 05:16:24 PM
well you can look at it like this


gay guys have a high standard so you must be doing something good. and if a dyke is hittin' on you, you must be doin' something to make em wanna go back.


1up like mario brothers



what has ALWAYS worked for me, is that I get along with everyone....i say what's on my mind, and i have naturally green eyes...........out of all three of those things only the personality traits matter. every thing else is just for show. you just got to be able to make people laugh and make them want to be around you. you also have to keep them engaged in conversation, whether they're in agreement or not. that's all it really takes, then everything else falls like Niagra. 
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 20, 2009, 05:18:49 PM
If all else fails those kobe rape kits are coming out this fall!
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on May 20, 2009, 05:30:44 PM
If all else fails those kobe rape kits are coming out this fall!
i dont know about those though...he did catch the case and all the legal troubles associated. thankully the bitch had multiple seeds in her and he didnt do time  but damn those kits give me zero confidence.  so qt stick with the ruffies. and pics or it didnt happen doggie.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Job starring as King Of Zamunda on May 20, 2009, 06:10:31 PM
Number one tip eye can give you log off of DUbcc......... there is no reason why anybody in highschool should be on dubcc on a friday and saturday night........... unless things are changing with the times.........
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Big B on May 20, 2009, 06:30:29 PM
Number one tip eye can give you log off of DUbcc......... there is no reason why anybody in highschool should be on dubcc on a friday and saturday night........... unless things are changing with the times.........
todays Wednesday
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Job starring as King Of Zamunda on May 20, 2009, 06:35:16 PM
Number one tip eye can give you log off of DUbcc......... there is no reason why anybody in highschool should be on dubcc on a friday and saturday night........... unless things are changing with the times.........
todays Wednesday
thank you for letting me know its Wednesday you stupid honky.........eye am talking in general......
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: RaveyOne on May 20, 2009, 06:42:57 PM


gay guys have a high standard so you must be doing something good.
WHAT THA FUCC HOMIE YOU NEED TO MAN UP AND HANDLE YOUR SHIT
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Big B on May 20, 2009, 06:49:42 PM
Number one tip eye can give you log off of DUbcc......... there is no reason why anybody in highschool should be on dubcc on a friday and saturday night........... unless things are changing with the times.........
todays Wednesday
thank you for letting me know its Wednesday you stupid honky.........eye am talking in general......
my pleasure brotha-man.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Sparegeez on May 20, 2009, 07:20:10 PM
Number one tip eye can give you log off of DUbcc......... there is no reason why anybody in highschool should be on dubcc on a friday and saturday night........... unless things are changing with the times.........
todays Wednesday

And it was also 3 oclock, Job is ignorant to everything including dates and time
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on May 20, 2009, 07:50:15 PM
youre getting hit up by lesbos?  and fags??

why are dykes coming up to you?  do they mistake you for a female?  i fucking hope that aint the case my nigga...i hope they hit you up cause they ready to convert to their home team! haha

anyways man, just holler at bitches man.  if you get rejected, who fucking cares?  dont even let it phase you..just brush it off and move on to the next bitch. 

Number one tip eye can give you log off of DUbcc......... there is no reason why anybody in highschool should be on dubcc on a friday and saturday night........... unless things are changing with the times.........
todays Wednesday

LOL
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on May 20, 2009, 07:54:54 PM
LMFAO...the thread lived up to the title.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Mr. O on May 20, 2009, 10:29:55 PM
..unless they are dykes. Dykes and faggots. I'm really really really, in all honesty, gettin' nervous.

The thoughts that go thru a kidd's head, men....

Are you supposed to feel esteemed or insecure when you gettin' complicated by these kinds? I don't know whether to laugh, get mad or feel disrespected. The nigga even asked if I was gay. Do I look gay?? That's disrespect....ain't it? Homeboy asked for digits and all, like damn, how embarrassing, I'm tryin' to get bagged by a fuckin' dude...

There's a fuckin' crew, a crew, a crew of fuckin' gay people. It's fuckin' crazy. Crazy that I can't even get an 'old-fashioned' girl to crush on me, it's gotta be effeminates and lesbians. Shit is gettin' hectic. I was really at a loss for words wit the man thang though today. But how do you act?

I'm like, I can't even get hit on by a fuckin' hoe, a hoe, at least?? God's truly tryin' to play me. :(


The other day I'm sittin' there, learnin' how lesbians have sex. Like, damn, why ya'll so loud. Obnoxious and flamboyant lesbians....what in the hellllllllllllll..........................................Is this world comin' too?
LOl. don't feel bad, i'm in the same boat...lot of bitches are just bitches...just be u.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: M Dogg™ on May 20, 2009, 10:44:57 PM
If a dyke hits on you, I'm assuming you mean manly women. This is my suggestion, kick it with them, have them bring the bisexual females, those fine ass ones, then simply wait for the 3somes. Don't fuck the dykes, but hell, ain't nothing wrong with watching them eat pussy well the fine ass bi sucks your dick.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: NotoriousTDA on May 20, 2009, 11:01:21 PM
everyone knows dykes in real life arent like the ones you see in movies or tv.

they are prodomantly fat and have mullets.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 20, 2009, 11:03:50 PM
At a job I worked at we had two dykes working their.One was overweight with a mullet and the other was overweight with a real short man cut
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Kool Beenz on May 20, 2009, 11:03:55 PM
the other day this girl looked about 20 and she was only 15 with her gay girlfriend who had a better haircut then i did

the world is getting fucked up
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: acgrundy on May 20, 2009, 11:35:26 PM
well you can look at it like this


gay guys have a high standard so you must be doing something good. and if a dyke is hittin' on you, you must be doin' something to make em wanna go back.


1up like mario brothers



what has ALWAYS worked for me, is that I get along with everyone....i say what's on my mind, and i have naturally green eyes...........out of all three of those things only the personality traits matter. every thing else is just for show. you just got to be able to make people laugh and make them want to be around you. you also have to keep them engaged in conversation, whether they're in agreement or not. that's all it really takes, then everything else falls like Niagra. 

Wow...I would have guessed that you just tell a lot of lies to the ladies...
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Don Jacob on May 20, 2009, 11:38:01 PM
^ not anymore.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 21, 2009, 03:16:05 AM
I dunno what to say, Qt. I don;t mean that in an insulting way or anything, its just I've never heard of a situation like this. I wouldn;t tolerate any dude hitting on me. I would go smash his face in (no homo>) but I would let the dude know that I am not ever going down that route. As for the dykes being into you, take advantage of that shit if you can. Like I said, I've never heard of anything like this, but like all life situations: make the most of it.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: JAZ on May 21, 2009, 03:31:31 AM
i got some goodlooking dyke friends, though this one girl got the short dykey hair now. all i need is a fixed bike, mantights & clear raybans and i'll be the ultimate hipstercuntfuck. Empire of the Sun concert, here i come!
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: LAXCENTRAL on May 21, 2009, 06:04:38 AM
MAN UP AND PUNCH THAT FAGGOT COCCSUCCER IN HIS FACE, HANDLE YOUR SHIT. FAGGOTS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN NUTRIDING BITCHES. HOP OFF, WEAKLINGS 8) 8) 8)
damn ROCCY Ur fuckin helarious...
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: LAXCENTRAL on May 21, 2009, 06:06:17 AM
I need help.
I LOOK IT AT THIS WAY.. I DON APPROACH A BITCH UNLESS..
SHE LOOKS AT ME AND I FEEL LIKE SHE'D BE DOWN...
SHE LOOKS DOWN APPROACH HER SAYS WHATS UP
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: GimmeYourShoes on May 21, 2009, 06:31:12 AM
I have noticed most of the fat lesbos, especially the ones with short hair and a long sleeve under a Von Dutch polo t-shirt, smell like strong cat piss. Dunno why exactly they smell like cat urine but I consider it disgusting. Perhaps they accentuate their masculine libido with strong scents to signal submissive dykes?
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: QuietTruth on May 21, 2009, 05:44:07 PM
^ LMAO, exactly though, these broads be gettin' them crazy haircuts, rockin' boxers, like how you gon rock boxers, regardless of how manly you wanna be, you still get a girl thang every month ???, shit is odd.

They all is older than me too, like 25 22 27, so I don't know, maybe they like 'awwww' even though I ain't that uch younger, who the fuck knows, but them big broads can stay fisting each other all they want, I heard them talkin' bout how they have sex and I wanted to jump out my desk and throw my hands in the air like 'Stop', shit is vile, them and they faggot friends.  :-\

Anyways, Lol, propz to all, ya'll is classic.


Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Þŕiņçë on May 21, 2009, 05:47:29 PM
Wait wait, this was posted yesterday? I thought someone just bumped an old thread by you trying to expose you and make you look retarded...................LOL  ::)
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: QuietTruth on May 21, 2009, 05:50:47 PM
Nah, lol, I leave that up to myself to do I guess.
Title: Re: I can't even get crushed on by a girl no more..
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on May 21, 2009, 10:03:36 PM
but them big broads can stay fisting each other all they want, I heard them talkin' bout how they have sex and I wanted to jump out my desk and throw my hands in the air like 'Stop', shit is vile, them and they faggot friends.  :-\

LOL! keep doin you lil homie....