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Title: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM: So I'm buying my bag of Ghiradelli chocolate chips, paper towels and aftershave. Some Asian woman is in line with a basket full of stuff. So I'm just looking at the various tabloids in line touting that Obama is a closet faggot, Jon and Kate are divorcing and Patrick Swayze has 48 hours to live when all of a sudden the little Asian lady turns to me and says "You want head?"

I'm like WTF? I say "Excuse me?" and she again says, "You want head?" So now I'm sizing this bitch up. SHe was like late 40's but I'm down to fuck a dead horse if it consents.

I say, "Are you serious?" and she says "Yeah, I have lot of things so you go first".

Then reality set that she was saying "You want to go ahead" in broken english.

Extra ordinary shit never happens in my life. MLIA.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on June 06, 2009, 12:15:11 AM: LOL! She must have been a fob
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: jeromechickenbone on June 06, 2009, 12:35:05 AM: That's funny.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: universe on June 06, 2009, 12:41:37 AM: SHE PROBABLY THOUGHT SHE DID YOU A BIG FAVOR :laugh:
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: OchoCinco on June 06, 2009, 12:45:28 AM: Lmao
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on June 06, 2009, 01:39:00 AM: LMAO
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Mr. O on June 06, 2009, 02:00:16 AM: you should of pull ya dick out in front of her..LMAO.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: K.Dub on June 06, 2009, 06:04:43 AM: Hahhaha
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Elano on June 06, 2009, 06:14:29 AM: Quote from: Sikotic on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
I'm like WTF? I say "Excuse me?" and she again says, "You want head?" So now I'm sizing this bitch up. SHe was like late 40's but I'm down to fuck a dead horse if it consents.

LMAO.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Blasphemy on June 06, 2009, 07:07:50 AM: Quote from: The Krasnoe Dinamo on June 06, 2009, 06:14:29 AM
Quote from: Sikotic on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
I'm like WTF? I say "Excuse me?" and she again says, "You want head?" So now I'm sizing this bitch up. SHe was like late 40's but I'm down to fuck a dead horse if it consents.

LMAO.

Yeah, thats the part that made me lol also. But lets be real, only time a bitch offer him head is if he was in a brothel with a buy 1 get 2 free coupon.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Moe on June 06, 2009, 08:38:38 AM: too bad.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Ronny on June 06, 2009, 10:28:33 AM: LOL
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Primo on June 06, 2009, 10:47:34 AM: LOL
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Big B on June 06, 2009, 10:52:59 AM: i hate when people who have a cart or 2 full of shit dont ask me to go infront of them when i only have 1 or 2 things in my hands to buy.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 06, 2009, 10:55:55 AM: you dont get to many opportunities to force a woman to give you oral sex and then honestly say she offered it to u....you dropped the ball Sik.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 06, 2009, 10:57:49 AM: Quote from: Big B on June 06, 2009, 10:52:59 AM
i hate when people who have a cart or 2 full of shit dont ask me to go infront of them when i only have 1 or 2 things in my hands to buy.

I think its funny when I have a cart full of shit, and the guy behind me has one thing in his hand. If its ice cream, its even better...I only wish I was one of those coupon people lol
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: J Bananas on June 06, 2009, 11:35:31 AM: lol, she cant speak engrish very well.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on June 06, 2009, 12:43:21 PM: Quote from: Something WyKiD This Way Comes on June 06, 2009, 01:39:00 AM
LMAO
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Javier on June 06, 2009, 02:44:46 PM: That's the best MLIA ever said
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Post by: westsiderider323 on June 06, 2009, 03:25:32 PM: lol
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Post by: Don Jacob on June 06, 2009, 05:59:05 PM: lol good story.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 06, 2009, 06:17:26 PM: Quote from: Sikotic on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
So I'm buying my bag of Ghiradelli chocolate chips, paper towels and aftershave.

I dont even wanna know what u and Meg had planned for the evening...
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Moe on June 06, 2009, 06:44:20 PM: Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 06, 2009, 06:17:26 PM
Quote from: Sikotic on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
So I'm buying my bag of Ghiradelli chocolate chips, paper towels and aftershave.

I dont even wanna know what u and Meg had planned for the evening...
i think you already know....
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Kool Beenz on June 07, 2009, 12:27:28 AM: fuck sucks being a black guy

when i go to Rosa's Tameles i always get the flyest mexican bitch in there

Man up and handle your shit, weaksauce
or ill give you a poo poo platter
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 07, 2009, 01:32:15 AM: Quote from: Blasphemy on June 06, 2009, 07:07:50 AM
Quote from: The Krasnoe Dinamo on June 06, 2009, 06:14:29 AM
Quote from: Sikotic on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
I'm like WTF? I say "Excuse me?" and she again says, "You want head?" So now I'm sizing this bitch up. SHe was like late 40's but I'm down to fuck a dead horse if it consents.

LMAO.

Yeah, thats the part that made me lol also. But lets be real, only time a bitch offer him head is if he was in a brothel with a buy 1 get 2 free coupon.
You never pay full price for pussy.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on June 07, 2009, 11:05:48 AM: dawg u made me bust up laffing that some funny as shit LMAO +1
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Nigga_With_An_Additude on June 07, 2009, 12:52:19 PM: lol sikotic is a freak,hey sik bring those chips over here,I will let you eat them off me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I got a song for you sikotic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnODDqYUoUs
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 07, 2009, 02:18:58 PM: (http://www.ac-nancy-metz.fr/enseign/anglais/Henry/throw_up.jpg)
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 07, 2009, 03:47:54 PM: Quote from: Queen Sikotic II on June 07, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
lol sikotic is a freak,hey sik bring those chips over here,I will let you eat them off me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I got a song for you sikotic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnODDqYUoUs
That's our jam, baby girl.
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 07, 2009, 04:11:16 PM: Quote from: Sikotic on June 07, 2009, 03:47:54 PM
Quote from: Queen Sikotic II on June 07, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
lol sikotic is a freak,hey sik bring those chips over here,I will let you eat them off me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I got a song for you sikotic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnODDqYUoUs
That's our jam, baby girl.

Cus Jelly dont shake like dat...
Title: Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
Post by: QuietTruth on June 08, 2009, 06:37:52 PM: Quote from: Queen Sikotic II on June 07, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
lol sikotic is a freak,hey sik bring those chips over here,I will let you eat them off me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I got a song for you sikotic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnODDqYUoUs

:laugh: