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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Kool Beenz on June 20, 2009, 01:41:04 PM
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hell yeah ill let yall now how the whore house ends up
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That's awesome. Hopefully they got some bangin ladies in there...what are the going rates for these hoes?
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i have no idea im a rookie
this is my first time
im going with atleast 500 dollars though just ready to spend
8)
Texas is notorious for having good whore houses here i mean maybe not as good as Nevada but we are up there from what i heard
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HURTIN'
and i aint just saying that cus its u AG.
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we are going to the whore house about 20 minutes out of town
we didnt want to go all the way to the valley or to Houston or Dallas/ Fort Worth area's but i heard there are some good ones their too
im pretty stoked
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you better do some depraved shit to those whores
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LMAO this ain't get depraved.
Damn, so this is not one of those legal ones?
I've wondered about those....I live in Cali and I've seen this building off of Venice beach that looks like a Bordello or something but I've always wondered what's really up with it...anyone know?
-T
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Where I come from muthafuckaz wouldnt brag about this shit
im pretty stoked
You make it sound like your about to lose your virginity
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Where I come from muthafuckaz wouldnt brag about this shit
im pretty stoked
You make it sound like your about to lose your virginity
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$500 around a bunch of hookers? Whats your wallet.
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hell yeah ill let yall now how the whore house ends up
losing your cherry eh?
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lol @ hack
hell yeah ill let yall now how the whore house ends up
losing your cherry eh?
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LOL
classic
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Have fun doggy, these whores have no self respect so make sure to nut in their eyes
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Just make sure they don't play you man. Get your moneys worth.
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Five hunnit dollas eh. That's one sum of money to spend on whores. They better let you try all the rides and games there. One thing, make sure you ask every whore to give you two strong coughs to make sure they aren't hiding an apple.
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they can have self respect, ain't nothin wrong with women who are good at sex, honest about it and willing to share such a gift with the world...if only all women had a little of the adventurous sexual expert in them...
-T
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so this is what went down
my friends dad told my friend him and his brother can bring 2 friends out with them to the whore house
me and my friend get all blown and drunk before we go then we meet up later with his dad and brother cus his dad had to wait for his wife to go to sleep
his dad is about a 58 year old ballin ass man he is in real estate and is a contractor and he has his own construction company he is a rich mother fucker but not one of those flashy "look at me" rich men he doesnt drive a brand new mercedez or jaguar hes not flashy hes a really conservative guy
well by midnight we take off to Maxi's and we are pretty faded as fuck
when i get there the dad starts buying us rounds
the scenery was pretty chill whores everywhere and it was like a bar and behind the bar was a motel and rooms for the business
well my friends dad immediately goes in there and starts drinking and grabs the finest hooker in there and takes her away and i dont see him until we leave
me and my friend were pretty blitzed and before my friends dad left he said "everything is on me tonight guys"
so we were like fuck yeah started drinking jack and coke
then my friends brother is like being harrassed by this older whore she aint that good looking and wont get off him so he takes her LMAO she was an older bitch too around like 40 that kept following him and shit
im talking to the whores and they are all wetbacks maybe like 2 white bitches and the rest are fuckin wetback bitches
my friend was like i already know which one i want and i said i know too
i ended up picking a Columbian chick of course she is an illegal immigrant but she can speak pretty good english
we go to a room and my heart is fuckin beating so fast cus this bitch is in a thong with huge tits ready to fuck and she was tall and fine with black hair light skin and just fine from head to toe i think
when we get into the room i lay on the bed and she takes my pants off for me she puts a condom on me and puts some weird lube i never seen before but it felt good
she starts sucking my dick with the condom on and im enjoying it then she gets on top and starts fucking the shit out of me shes kinda quiet and was kissing me on my neck and she was doing an awesome job she was loose as fuck but knew what she was doing
so i nut in 5 minutes :( im not trying to brag like im a porn star or nothing but this has NEVER happened to me i always ATLEAST last half an hour
anyways she knows i come and im about to take the condom off and she is like "no no no" and takes it off for me wipes my dick clean with her tits then goes to the restroom and cleans her pussy right in front of me lol
then she tells me i still have an hour with her so i said ok i take a piss and she starts asking me questions like "so you go to college" and "do you have a family"
im like "why are you asking me questions" shes like "i like to get to know my customers" she said "is there any relationship problems you wanna talk about" and im thinkin in my head "why the fuck am i gonna talk to a wetback hooker for"
anways i tell her no and i wanna have sex again and she says "are you ready to go again" but in spanish and i said "si" lol
but i told her this time i wanted to fuck and asked if she can put the condom on with her mouth and she did
so i told her i wanted to do it doggystyle and she let me tap that ass
the 2nd go round was alot better i lasted maybe 15 mintues and she did an awesome job again
then im trippin cus she says time is up and we go back to the bar
i see my friends brothers friend and he was like "dude i nutted in 5 minutes WTF" and i start laughing and said i did too
then my friend comes out and a couple of minutes later his dad did he was like "happy fathers day boys"
and we are getting ready to go but my friends dad says "where is Isaac"? (the brother)
we were like idk he left with the bitch then we wait a while and his hooker comes out and says in spanish "your friend fell asleep and wont wake up"
we get worried so my friend is like "damnit isaac past out" so he goes and wakes him up
we were laughing at him cus he said he nutted twice and just crashed out after that LMAO you shoulda seen the dude he look totally waisted
anyways when we leave the dad pays for everything i didnt have to drop a penny and we laugh and talk about it the whole way home
my hookers name was Natalia and my friends hookers name was Lupita
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x9rtEHtubI&feature=related
you better play this or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUAUCCKvd9U&feature=PlayList&p=0FCA7CDD5A0BCC2E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3
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so this is what went down
my friends dad told my friend him and his brother can bring 2 friends out with them to the whore house
me and my friend get all blown and drunk before we go then we meet up later with his dad and brother cus his dad had to wait for his wife to go to sleep
his dad is about a 58 year old ballin ass man he is in real estate and is a contractor and he has his own construction company he is a rich mother fucker but not one of those flashy "look at me" rich men he doesnt drive a brand new mercedez or jaguar hes not flashy hes a really conservative guy
well by midnight we take off to Maxi's and we are pretty faded as fuck
when i get there the dad starts buying us rounds
the scenery was pretty chill whores everywhere and it was like a bar and behind the bar was a motel and rooms for the business
well my friends dad immediately goes in there and starts drinking and grabs the finest hooker in there and takes her away and i dont see him until we leave
me and my friend were pretty blitzed and before my friends dad left he said "everything is on me tonight guys"
so we were like fuck yeah started drinking jack and coke
then my brothers friend is like being harrassed by this older whore she aint that good looking and wont get off him so he takes her LMAO she was an older bitch too around like 40 that kept following him and shit
im talking to the whores and they are all wetbacks maybe like 2 white bitches and the rest are fuckin wetback bitches
my friend was like i already know which one i want and i said i know too
i ended up picking a Columbian chick of course she is an illegal immigrant but she can speak pretty good english
we go to a room and my heart is fuckin beating so fast cus this bitch is in a thong with huge tits ready to fuck and she was tall and fine with black hair light skin and just fine from head to toe i think
when we get into the room i lay on the bed and she takes my pants off for me she puts a condom on me and puts some weird lube i never seen before but it felt good
she starts sucking my dick with the condom on and im enjoying it then she gets on top and starts fucking the shit out of me shes kinda quiet and was kissing me on my neck and she was doing an awesome job she was loose as fuck but knew what she was doing
so i nut in 5 minutes :( im not trying to brag like im a porn star or nothing but this has NEVER happened to me i always ATLEAST last half an hour
anyways she knows i come and im about to take the condom off and she is like "no no no" and takes it off for me wipes my dick clean with her tits then goes to the restroom and cleans her pussy right in front of me lol
then she tells me i still have an hour with her so i said ok i take a piss and she starts asking me questions like "so you go to college" and "do you have a family"
im like "why are you asking me questions" shes like "i like to get to know my customers" she said "is there any relationship problems you wanna talk about" and im thinkin in my head "why the fuck am i gonna talk to a wetback hooker for"
anways i tell her no and i wanna have sex again and she says "are you ready to go again" but in spanish and i said "si" lol
but i told her this time i wanted to fuck and asked if she can put the condom on with her mouth and she did
so i told her i wanted to do it doggystyle and she let me tap that ass
the 2nd go round was alot better i lasted maybe 15 mintues and she did an awesome job again
then im trippin cus she says time is up and we go back to the bar
i see my friends brothers friend and he was like "dude i nutted in 5 minutes WTF" and i start laughing and said i did too
then my friend comes out and a couple of minutes later his dad did he was like "happy fathers day boys"
and we are getting ready to go but my friends dad says "where is Isaac"? (the brother)
we were like idk he left with the bitch then we wait a while and his hooker comes out and says in spanish "your friend fell asleep and wont wake up"
we get worried so my friend is like "damnit isaac past out" so he goes and wakes him up
we were laughing at him cus he said he nutted twice and just crashed out after that LMAO you shoulda seen the dude he look totally waisted
anyways when we leave the dad pays for everything i didnt have to drop a penny and we laugh and talk about it the whole way home
my hookers name was Natalia and my friends hookers name was Lupita
she must have been REALLY REALLY REALLY good. that or that must have been some hawt lube cuz i really can't nut with a condom on, even the ultra thin ones.
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your should hang out with your friends dad more often
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your should hang out with your friends dad more often
Co-Sign.....
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Lol @ your friend nutting & passing out all quick :D
your friend's dad sounds hella chill
...she tells me i still have an hour with her so i said ok i take a piss and she starts asking me questions
did she say anythin about herself?
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Lol @ your friend nutting & passing out all quick :D
your friend's dad sounds hella chill
...she tells me i still have an hour with her so i said ok i take a piss and she starts asking me questions
did she say anythin about herself?
actually yeah she has 2 kids and came to america when she was 22 and was an escort in Columbia for very rich men but moved to america to make more money and get away from how bad columbia is and she loves texas
seems like a good lady but whoreing is her profession lol
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shoulda taken pictures of the bitch
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i should of tooken the viagra too
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and i should a stuck it in her ass
everything happened so fast lol before i knew it time was already up
this was one of those situations where your like "i should of done this and i should of done that" after the fact
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i should of tooken the viagra too
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and i should a stuck it in her ass
everything happened so fast lol before i knew it time was already up
this was one of those situations where your like "i should of done this and i should of done that" after the fact
LOL...told you, homie...next time take my advice. with that viagra, you woulda definitely been beating that up the whole hour, in various different positions. handlin business. 8)
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LOL my friends brother (Isaac) got Mono the kissing disease
LMAO
dude has a swollen ass throat and is on antibiotics and codeine
he told his chick he got it from playing beer pong
dude cant even talk
im glad thats all he got no VD's
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Glad to see not everyone isn't lame around here. Props AG sounds like a good time. Lol at your friend catchin some funk.
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Good looking young AG....that story is on some baller shit. Glad you kept it real.
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your should hang out with your friends dad more often
TRUE STORY
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LOL my friends brother (Isaac) got Mono the kissing disease
LMAO
dude has a swollen ass throat and is on antibiotics and codeine
he told his chick he got it from playing beer pong
dude cant even talk
im glad thats all he got no VD's
god damn! you're never safe with these whores
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str8 gangsta shit ag
thats waz up
thats gotta be wack tho,
your times up.......pause and your jus like uhhhhh wait....but....lol
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you can get viagra OTC or something?
i thought you had to have ED and be old or something to get a perscription.
or do you just know some cool doctors?
that'd be fuckin' bad ass to take that shit and just walk around with a perm-a-boner
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck think of the possibilities!!
::folds hands and taps index fingers like mr burns::
EXCEEELLLENT
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you can get viagra OTC or something?
i thought you had to have ED and be old or something to get a perscription.
or do you just know some cool doctors?
that'd be fuckin' bad ass to take that shit and just walk around with a perm-a-boner
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck think of the possibilities!!
::folds hands and taps index fingers like mr burns::
EXCEEELLLENT
LMAO...you can get over the counter drugs when u got the hook-up 8)
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i'm mexican, the things that i get hooked up with are 9 times out of 10 food or stolen car parts.
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i'm mexican, the things that i get hooked up with are 9 times out of 10 food or stolen car parts.
lol.
Funny story. :laugh: WTF is mono? Never heard of that.
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i'm mexican, the things that i get hooked up with are 9 times out of 10 food or stolen car parts.
lol.
Funny story. :laugh: WTF is mono? Never heard of that.
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/infectious-mononucleosis-topic-overview
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wear my baby ag. he give me crab but i love he steal
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damn Elano is really trying to hard
we all know its him cus the alias isnt funny
and we all know he aint funny
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damn Elano is really trying to hard
we all know its him cus the alias isnt funny
and we all know he aint funny
i dont believe for 1 second that elano has the brain capacity to think up an alias. LOL
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LOL, why was this deleted?
i here he blog on here. he see me and give me crabs need to find he
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm29/igotwerk/ScreenShot002-1.gif)
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he talked about dubcc while he was there?
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Elano aint stupid he's just not funny
and i hate people stocking me over the fuckin internet
i never should of posted my link to myspace lmao
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Elano aint stupid
i beg 2 differ
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Elano aint stupid
i beg 2 differ
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LOL, why was this deleted?
i here he blog on here. he see me and give me crabs need to find he
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm29/igotwerk/ScreenShot002-1.gif)
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thats sweet you had a good time, I was in amsterdam last year... The whole trip down I was planning on getting a whore.. but you get down to the red light district and its a dirty alley and all these tourists are doing the worst walk of shame with people all over the place watching them come out of the booths... i just couldnt go thru with it. I probably would be down if it was a classier place and not some rank alley
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LOL...sounds like a good time dude, and even better when its free ;)
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damn, i want to go to one where you bring your paperwork showing your STD free and so are the bitches, and the bitches are on birth control/tubes tied so she can put her mouth to my cock without any condom/contraceptive interference.
then she can fuck me for real too.
i would have had her suck me for 40 minutes, and then i'd fuck for 20 minutes and be good.
shit, i'd try to get two hours...head for an hour, fuck in multiple positions for an hour...or maybe half an hour head, half n hour fuck....damn...the possibilites. where was this place at?
damn, i wonder what's up with that bordello in venice...
-T
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i would have had her suck me for 40 minutes, and then i'd fuck for 20 minutes and be good.
Man, youd probably get bored with a 40 minute blowjob. Time moves in slow-motion when youre gettin head. lol
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that's why i revised with 30 minutes.
but i still find oral more interesting than fucking...either kind of oral, giving or receiving...
-T
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Getting head just makes Me want to fuck.Most chicks think their all that with it but they have no skills.My ex would just let Me grab her head and fuck her face though which was fantastic she was trooper.If I had feelings I would have felt sorry for her,but I don't so just hold her head down ha ha
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Getting head just makes Me want to fuck.Most chicks think their all that with it but they have no skills.My ex would just let Me grab her head and fuck her face though which was fantastic she was trooper.If I had feelings I would have felt sorry for her,but I don't so just hold her head down ha ha
;D You're a BEAST maN!!!
Yeah, I agree with you that a lot of chicks lack proper head doctor credentials.... but man, when you find one with a PHD.... HOLD ON TO THAT ONE!!!
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all it really comes down to is whether or not the bitch is into givin you dome....if shes into that shit and lovin it, shits guna be good. get that love. if a bitch is horrible at givin head then shes most likely not into it....PeAce
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YOU RE PAYIN FOR PUSSY...
GOOD SHIT MAN... MAYBE ONE DAY YOU WILL GET DISCOUNTS
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all it really comes down to is whether or not the bitch is into givin you dome....if shes into that shit and lovin it, shits guna be good. get that love. if a bitch is horrible at givin head then shes most likely not into it....PeAce
QFT
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all it really comes down to is whether or not the bitch is into givin you dome....if shes into that shit and lovin it, shits guna be good. get that love. if a bitch is horrible at givin head then shes most likely not into it....PeAce
Nothin worse than a chick who can't give head. They suck at fucking as well. I don't give a fuck if she's a dime, if she can't suck a dick then she's not worth the effort.
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str8 up
next lol
all it really comes down to is whether or not the bitch is into givin you dome....if shes into that shit and lovin it, shits guna be good. get that love. if a bitch is horrible at givin head then shes most likely not into it....PeAce
Nothin worse than a chick who can't give head. They suck at fucking as well. I don't give a fuck if she's a dime, if she can't suck a dick then she's not worth the effort.