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Title: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: Sweet & Tender Hooligan on June 26, 2009, 04:19:58 AM
The rumour that he died of a heart attack are completely UNTRUE......











He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.  :D

Come on, get your jacko jokes in here. Dont feel bad, it's all in fun.
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: Sweet & Tender Hooligan on June 26, 2009, 04:25:34 AM
No takers? Ok another one.

Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. On arrival she was asked by St Peter if she had one request before she entered the promised land. Her request was to make all the children in the world safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: westside159 on June 26, 2009, 04:32:45 AM
The rumour that he died of a heart attack are completely UNTRUE......











He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.  :D

Come on, get your jacko jokes in here. Dont feel bad, it's all in fun.

Man your a cornball , do you think that makes you look cool , to talk stupid shit about Micheal Jackson while he just died ? Shit is sad as hell homie and you wanna make dumb jokes about it ?  Retard shit .   
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: Sweet & Tender Hooligan on June 26, 2009, 04:38:29 AM
The rumour that he died of a heart attack are completely UNTRUE......











He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.  :D

Come on, get your jacko jokes in here. Dont feel bad, it's all in fun.

Man your a cornball , do you think that makes you look cool , to talk stupid shit about Micheal Jackson while he just died ? Shit is sad as hell homie and you wanna make dumb jokes about it ?  Retard shit .   

It's only a joke my friend. I had recieved about 12 texts with jokes within half an hour of his death, RIP and all that but people acting as if it was the fucking messiah. He was a singer, who's death got more coverage than Mother Theresas. That's the retard shit.

Now take your offended bus and fuck off.
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: Blasphemy on June 26, 2009, 04:46:12 AM
No takers? Ok another one.

Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. On arrival she was asked by St Peter if she had one request before she entered the promised land. Her request was to make all the children in the world safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

LOL!

Michael Jackson didn't die from surgery, he died trying to make himself whiter then a albino.

They thought he died of a Heart attack, turns out he didn't seek medical attention after the 4th hour.

Jackson didn't die of a Heart Attack, He died from a broken heart after little billy didn't want to get into the van.
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: Sweet & Tender Hooligan on June 26, 2009, 04:58:40 AM
Jackson 5 tickets for sale, 20% discount.



What will it take for a Jackson 5 reunion? 4 bullets.
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: StreetsAllSalute on June 26, 2009, 05:28:37 AM
he died of a heart attack??...i thought he drowned in the hudson




























and they found him bobbin up and down on a buoy!! LOL!!
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: Moe on June 26, 2009, 05:52:52 AM
Jackson 5 tickets for sale, 20% discount.



What will it take for a Jackson 5 reunion? 4 bullets.
or 20 if its a black man shooting.
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on June 26, 2009, 06:14:14 AM
McDonalds have announced a special edition ‘Jackson’ burger.

It consists of 50 year old dead meat inside 8 year old buns.
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: VxTheGeneral on June 26, 2009, 07:07:51 AM
without joking, what will the doctors fill in on his autopsy report below 'ethnicity', black or white ?
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: Moe on June 26, 2009, 07:10:30 AM
without joking, what will the doctors fill in on his autopsy report below 'ethnicity', black or white ?
other.
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: The Watcher on June 26, 2009, 07:33:05 AM
the time of death was when the big hand touched the little hand

also, he died going overboard on a ship, because they wouldn't throw him a buoy
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: OG Hack Wilson on June 26, 2009, 07:53:22 AM
he touched the wrong kid and got beat up
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: Blasphemy on June 27, 2009, 05:36:17 AM
without joking, what will the doctors fill in on his autopsy report below 'ethnicity', black or white ?

black....
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on June 27, 2009, 10:05:29 AM

haha how can you not joke about his ethnicity in which he made it to be a joke for so long lol
but nah i guess they would put white since he was white when he died
or maybe black n white lol


without joking, what will the doctors fill in on his autopsy report below 'ethnicity', black or white ?
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: J$crILLa on June 28, 2009, 04:18:54 PM
i got a few of them:


while MJ was suffering from cardiac arrest his doctor asked him what it felt like, MJ replied it felt like a 10 year old boy jumping on my chest as he died with a smile on his face

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due to the fact MJ is 98% plastic, he will be melted down to Lego blocks so little boys can play with HIM for a change

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in honor of MJ passing away, MCdonalds is introducing the MJ burger. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns

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the coroners announced that MJ died from eating a 12 year old weiner

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Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on June 28, 2009, 04:21:13 PM
j srcilla you a fool for them ones lol
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: herpes on June 28, 2009, 06:17:41 PM
They found out Jacko died from food poisoning, he ate an eight year old wiener and 12 year old nuts
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: J$crILLa on June 28, 2009, 06:35:38 PM
They found out Jacko died from food poisoning, he ate an eight year old wiener and 12 year old nuts


nice, lol
Title: Re: The details of Michael Jackson's death were false....
Post by: meecca on July 03, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
Whats the difference between Farah Fawcett & Michael Jackson?

Little boys used to wank off with pictures of Farah, Michael Jackson wanks off with pictures of little boys.