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Title: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: Roccy on July 10, 2009, 04:40:27 PM: Quote
Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.

Surely this lawsuit will be thrown out of court on inconceivable (pun intended) grounds. First off, wouldn't the chlorine kill any random sperm? But even further, did Ms. Kwiatkowska follow every moment of her vacationing daughter to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she spent absolutely no time with anyone of the opposite sex during their Egyptian holiday?

The only reassuring thing about this story, perhaps, is that frivolous lawsuits are not exclusively an American thing.

http://www.parentdish.com/2009/07/10/pregnant-by-swimming/

This is what happens when you dont watch your slutty daughter on a vacation, she gets fucked.
Title: Re: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: Teddy Roosevelt on July 10, 2009, 04:42:31 PM: Mommy's in denial that her daughter loves the dick. :-X
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Post by: Jaydc555 on July 10, 2009, 04:45:09 PM: I need to scale back how often I jack off in public pools now
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Post by: QuietTruth on July 10, 2009, 04:48:16 PM: :eh:
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Post by: Chamillitary Click on July 10, 2009, 05:03:22 PM: i don't think that's possible lol.
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Post by: Jaydc555 on July 10, 2009, 05:04:56 PM: Anything is possible I survived a condom and 3 abortion attempts
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Post by: westsiderider323 on July 10, 2009, 05:19:27 PM: ^^ what the fuck is that in ya sig??
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Post by: Jaydc555 on July 10, 2009, 05:21:13 PM: A horse vagina obviously
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Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on July 10, 2009, 05:31:29 PM: maybe its your Jesus reincarnated, here to punish all us sinners
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Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on July 10, 2009, 08:14:08 PM: take off the blinders, you dumb fucks.

bet ya these are the same type of 'parents' who use the TV to raise their kids.
Title: Re: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: Blasphemy on July 10, 2009, 08:52:19 PM: Quote from: Ted - Lakers=2009 NBA Champions on July 10, 2009, 04:42:31 PM
Mommy's in denial that her daughter loves the dick. :-X

Or its possible she was fucked by the father or possible anyone else. Its even possible it was rape. :O
Title: Re: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: K-MACC on July 10, 2009, 09:39:59 PM: got 2 be polish lol
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Post by: Lunatic on July 10, 2009, 10:31:57 PM: LMAO at this shit
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Post by: ToOoOoN!!! on July 11, 2009, 07:17:13 AM: Quote from: Lunatic 63 on July 10, 2009, 10:31:57 PM
LMAO at this shit

for real,they need to stop thinking ppl are stupid lol
Title: Re: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: ikke on July 11, 2009, 07:19:36 AM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
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Post by: ikke on July 11, 2009, 07:21:44 AM: LOLOLOL LOOK AT THE POLL, 5000 PEOPLE THERE VOTED IT COULD HAPPEN
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Post by: OG Hack Wilson on July 11, 2009, 08:29:41 AM: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

i suppose, in theory, maybe its possible.....but highly doubtful.........
Title: Re: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: ToOoOoN!!! on July 11, 2009, 08:33:36 AM: Quote from: ikke on July 11, 2009, 07:21:44 AM
LOLOLOL LOOK AT THE POLL, 5000 PEOPLE THERE VOTED IT COULD HAPPEN

we should make the test with some bitch
Title: Re: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: GimmeYourShoes on July 11, 2009, 08:41:52 AM: This pool thing is an old urban legend. I'm afraid that momma's little sunshine is just a WHORE.
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Post by: OG Hack Wilson on July 11, 2009, 08:48:29 AM: Quote from: gimmeyourshoes! on July 11, 2009, 08:41:52 AM
This pool thing is an old urban legend. I'm afraid that momma's little sunshine is just a WHORE.

i imagine the chloreene (sp) would act as a spermacide

her 13 year old is either Virgin Mary or she fucked a bellboy
Title: Re: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: ToOoOoN!!! on July 11, 2009, 08:55:17 AM: Quote from: HACK WILSON on July 11, 2009, 08:48:29 AM
Quote from: gimmeyourshoes! on July 11, 2009, 08:41:52 AM
This pool thing is an old urban legend. I'm afraid that momma's little sunshine is just a WHORE.

i imagine the chloreene (sp) would act as a spermacide

her 13 year old is either Virgin Mary or she fucked a bellboy

the pizza delivery guy
Title: Re: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: ikke on July 11, 2009, 08:58:52 AM: Quote from: HACK WILSON on July 11, 2009, 08:48:29 AM
Quote from: gimmeyourshoes! on July 11, 2009, 08:41:52 AM
This pool thing is an old urban legend. I'm afraid that momma's little sunshine is just a WHORE.

i imagine the chloreene (sp) would act as a spermacide

her 13 year old is either Virgin Mary or she fucked a bellboy
sp = Chloride (Cl)
Title: Re: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: LAXCENTRAL on July 11, 2009, 02:09:17 PM: Quote from: k-macc on July 10, 2009, 09:39:59 PM
got 2 be polish lol
polish girls are the hottest girls... polish and russian or possibly mixed...
they have round tits and ass.. and smooth skin...
Title: Re: the pool made her pregnant?
Post by: ikke on July 11, 2009, 02:15:24 PM: Quote from: LIGHTS on July 11, 2009, 02:09:17 PM
Quote from: k-macc on July 10, 2009, 09:39:59 PM
got 2 be polish lol
polish girls are the hottest girls... polish and russian or possibly mixed...
they have round tits and ass.. and smooth skin...
polish people are europe's mexicans