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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Job starring as King Of Zamunda on July 17, 2009, 12:55:13 PM
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Tell me a story
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Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
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Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
Not your story. a story.
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^lmao
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There was once a goat who was happy in a world so cold.. The goat wanted more than ever to reach the top of the mountain where she would find the view pleasing. Along the way the goat found some shrooms and started understanding the way the world works once those shrooms started taking effect. God spoke to the goat on shrooms and explained to the goat that it was put on this world to make the world a better place by saving people and making them happy. Through making others happy and doing positive things for yourself the goat would find the true meaning of happiness. The goat was born in a state of confussion that everyone liked to call LA, trying to just have a pleasing time on this earth without too much effort. That bit the goat in the ass, the goat then realized that in order to FULLY have a pleasing time it requires SOME type of effort. One day, the goat discovered that its actually part lamb. How could I be a lamb? the goat said.. For I always considered myself to be a shepherd.
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Moral of the story kids: dont do crack!
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There was once a goat who was happy in a world so cold.. The goat wanted more than ever to reach the top of the mountain where she would find the view pleasing. Along the way the goat found some shrooms and started understanding the way the world works once those shrooms started taking effect. God spoke to the goat on shrooms and explained to the goat that it was put on this world to make the world a better place by saving people and making them happy. Through making others happy and doing positive things for yourself the goat would find the true meaning of happiness. The goat was born in a state of confussion that everyone liked to call LA, trying to just have a pleasing time on this earth without too much effort. That bit the goat in the ass, the goat then realized that in order to FULLY have a pleasing time it requires SOME type of effort. One day, the goat discovered that its actually part lamb. How could I be a lamb? the goat said.. For I always considered myself to be a shepherd.
??? ??? ???
Moral of the story kids: dont do crack!
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lolllllll
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A friend of mine was driving through an intersection one day and his little four-year-old son was in the car with him. The car door flew open, and the little boy rolled out of the vehicle right into the middle of traffic coming from four ways.
The last thing my friend saw was a set of car wheels just about on top of his son.....moving at a very fast rate of speed. All he knew to do was cry, 'JESUS!'
As soon as he could bring his car to a halt, he jumped out ran to his son, who was perfectly all right.
But the man driving the car that had almost hit the child was absolutely hysterical.
My friend went over to him and started trying to comfort him... 'Man, don't be upset!' he said. 'My son is all right, he's okay... Don't be concerned about it. Just thank God you were able to stop!'
'You don't understand!' the man responded. 'I never touched my brakes!'
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Thats why they invented child locks.
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Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
Not your story. a story.
lol roassst
what kind of story do you wanna hear job? I got a bunch of stories for you
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Their was once a boy named job.He had a very low IQ and dropped out of school.He lives in a crack shack and blames white people for all his problems even though he's never met a white person.Moral of the story job is a coon
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daygo did this really happen? lol
Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
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Roccy on the same page as me
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Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
Not your story. a story.
lol roassst
what kind of story do you wanna hear job? I got a bunch of stories for you
its not even like that. no diss its just part of the script
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Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
Not your story. a story.
lol roassst
what kind of story do you wanna hear job? I got a bunch of stories for you
its not even like that. no diss its just part of the script
Like how his face resembles the "Troll" face that's on the internet lol
Story: During a fuck a motherfuckers dick exploded.They had applied to much pleasure into the jar, and instead of the jar going off like originally planned his dick exploded into a million pieces, so now he's lying their on the ground passed out from the pain the women is going batshit, She calls the cops but because of the huge sexual tension and the intensity of the blood flow they guy died with in a matter of minutes. So just when they about to get the coroner to take the body the girl shoots her self being it was her idea. Word is before he died he said the tension was so amazing it was like getting fucked by god.
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I thought I was the only one who seen Training Day on TV the other night lol
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daygo did this really happen? lol
Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
hell yes...lol
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Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
did you cause that much damage to the other car or was it just a love tap? funny story though, sounds like some shit that would happen to me haha
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Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
did the bitches laugh at u?
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lol thats waz up
i try that all the time, pull up to the light, and see this female(s) and whats good.......
daygo did this really happen? lol
Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
hell yes...lol
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Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
did you cause that much damage to the other car or was it just a love tap? funny story though, sounds like some shit that would happen to me haha
lol naw not really any damage...and the girl in the car said it was a rental anyways
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Years ago...
So im drivin right, and approaching this intersection with a red light and a car in front of me. I'm in the second lane from the left, and the car pullin up to the light in the lane left of me has 3 females in it, all lookin good. So I'm sittin there at the light, checkin em out...you know, gettin my pimp shit on. I catch their eye, and the two in the front start smilin at me and wavin. Me bein the mack I am, i smile back and start to roll down my window...when the light turns green and they start to pull forward. Forgetting that they were in the turn lane and only THEIR light was green...i proceed to step on the gas too and hit the fuckin car in front of me. Damn...lol
did the bitches laugh at u?
who knows, probably so tho lol. Shit...tell me you wouldnt laugh at some shit like that
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Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'
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Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'
My nigga!
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
when you figure this out. you will figure the streets out
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Watching training day on cable is the closest job has ever been to the streets.But ill be damned if this thread hasn't made Me watch this movie now
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Watching training day on cable is the closest job has ever been to the streets.But ill be damned if this thread hasn't made Me watch this movie now
talking on a forum is the closest you have been to talking to a person... u dish the beef out mad on here in words... do you act like that in real life..
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Yes I do.
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Well if it means what I think it means, how's that a fuckin' joke? But if I'm wrong, than I still don't get it.
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Yes I do.
yo should you tube yourself... talking shit to some one because i don't believe you lol
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I could really care less who believes Me
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I could really care less who believes Me
yea you could... its eating you alive right now as you use your phone to post..
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I could really care less who believes Me
yea you could... its eating you alive right now as you use your phone to post..
damn.
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Watching training day on cable is the closest job has ever been to the streets.But ill be damned if this thread hasn't made Me watch this movie now
eye dont watch movies on cable. strictly dvds eye dont like my movies censored. try again though
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Well if it means what I think it means, how's that a fuckin' joke? But if I'm wrong, than I still don't get it.
are you a sheep or you a wolf?
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he should have killed that goddamm son of a bitch parasite snail to begin with