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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Mo Z. Dizzle on August 01, 2009, 10:20:13 AM

Title: suspicious pizza...
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on August 01, 2009, 10:20:13 AM
Man believed pizza slice was left behind to harass others (http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/07/man_believed_pi.php)

We're surprised police even respond to these calls, but at least it makes for good conversation around the dinner table at home. On Monday evening, police were called to the 1300 block of Desoto Street about a "suspicious piece of pizza."

The 43-year-old man demanded that police write out a police report about the slice of pizza, claiming it was left near a fence with the intent to harass. Police described the pizza slice to the Pioneer Press: "The man had found a piece of pizza that was three-quarters eaten, with bite marks in it." It was a cheese and pepperoni pizza with traditional hand-tossed crust, in case you were wondering.

No other potentially harassing slices of partially eaten pizza slices were found at the scene. We call all sleep in peace tonight.
Title: Re: suspicious pizza...
Post by: Sir Petey on August 01, 2009, 10:57:55 AM
i dont know man...a half eaten slice can be pretty disrespectful if you dont show it whos boss.
Title: Re: suspicious pizza...
Post by: QuietTruth on August 01, 2009, 11:52:43 AM
What in the fuck????


Was this a homeless man? ???
Title: Re: suspicious pizza...
Post by: Roccy on August 01, 2009, 01:41:28 PM
is the pizza in custody?
Title: Re: suspicious pizza...
Post by: ikke on August 01, 2009, 01:50:55 PM
LOL
Title: Re: suspicious pizza...
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on August 01, 2009, 02:33:58 PM
is the pizza in custody?

i think they're trying to question it, but it refuses to speak.
Title: Re: suspicious pizza...
Post by: Roccy on August 01, 2009, 03:51:12 PM
is the pizza in custody?

i think they're trying to question it, but it refuses to speak.

waterboarding, when all else fails.
Title: Re: suspicious pizza...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on August 01, 2009, 03:52:00 PM
he aint no snitch dawg, that slice will do hard time for his niggaz.
Title: Re: suspicious pizza...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on August 01, 2009, 03:52:30 PM
is the pizza in custody?

i think they're trying to question it, but it refuses to speak.

waterboarding, when all else fails.

na, this slice is hardcore.  jack bauer shakes like a bitch when he stares into its eyes.
Title: Re: suspicious pizza...
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on August 01, 2009, 04:02:12 PM
gotta pour a little marinara sauce for the locked up homie.
Title: Re: suspicious pizza...
Post by: white Boy on August 01, 2009, 05:11:40 PM
is the pizza in custody?

i think they're trying to question it, but it refuses to speak.

waterboarding, when all else fails.
lmfao