West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: King Tech Quadafi on October 28, 2002, 12:41:08 PM
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Why is Clinton having such a hard time deciding what to do with Elian Gonzalez?
Because the last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was almost impeached.
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Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to look in it until I die.”
Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her and she finally looked in it. She found three beer cans and 1.5 million dollars in cash.
When she asked Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, “Well, those are for all the times I've cheated on you.”
Hillary said, “Well, that's not bad after all these years and you being a politician and traveling and all.”
She was about to leave, but then she said, “Hey, Bill, what about the 1.5 million dollars?”
Bill replied, “That's for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the cans in.”
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One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"
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you know Tech had to target American presidents lol
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lol at the cans 1
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LOL ;D
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LoL, the beer cans one is a remake of an old joke, where there were golf balls instead of beer cans etc...
I liked the last one, funny shit, peace
-{bLaDe}
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*chokes Blade*
dont diss my jokes niya!
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lovin the pres one ;D
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LoL, the beer cans one is a remake of an old joke, where there were golf balls instead of beer cans etc...
I liked the last one, funny shit, peace
-{bLaDe}
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LMAO... good shit Tech...
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LOL ;D
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hahahaha. Pretty funny Tech. I was going to use the abbreviation for laugh out loud, and leave it at that, but I didn't want to get another ass chewing from you for doing it in a thread you created. :)
By the way, when are you gonna make good on your bet with Tinman/Blanket and change your name to Princess Twinkles?
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those're some Weak Jokes Tech.........try to come up with better ones next time.... ;D
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LMAO... good shit Tech...