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Title: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: universe on August 19, 2009, 10:45:25 AM
REALISTICALLY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU SENTENCE YOURSELF TO JAIL ?
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: Big B on August 19, 2009, 11:26:34 AM
20 years

10 years probation
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Post by: Suga Foot on August 19, 2009, 11:57:07 AM
As far as jail time, I don't know.  But I'd never drive again.


That's why I never drive drunk, cuz you never know.  Some little kid might run out in front of you, and you're 10% slower reaction time might kill the kid.
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Post by: universe on August 19, 2009, 12:43:15 PM
On the morning of March 14, 2009, a 2005 Bentley coupe driven by Stallworth struck and killed a pedestrian in Miami Beach, Florida. Stallworth was headed toward the beach when he hit Mario Reyes, 59.  Police initially investigated the accident further to see if charges against Stallworth would be warranted.

Stallworth admitted to drinking the night prior to the accident. According to early reports Stallworth was legally drunk at the time of the accident; news sources reported that his blood alcohol content was 0.12, over Florida's legal limit of 0.08.  Stallworth claims that he flashed his car's headlights to warn Reyes before striking him.  A Miami Beach police report said Reyes was not in a crosswalk on busy MacArthur Causeway when he was struck by the black 2005 Bentley Continental GT driven by Stallworth. Police estimated Stallworth was driving about 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.  The construction crane operator was trying to catch a bus home after finishing his shift around 7:15 a.m.

Stallworth was charged with DUI and second degree manslaughter on April 1, 2009; he surrendered to police on April 2, 2009 and was released on $200,000 bail. He pleaded guilty, and received a sentence of 30 days in jail, plus 1,000 hours of community service, 2 years of house arrest, and 8 years probation. He has also received a life-time suspension of his Florida state driver's license.

On July 10, 2009, Stallworth was released from jail after serving 24 days of a 30-day sentence.

The Associated Press reported on June 16, 2009, that Stallworth and the Reyes family reached a financial agreement, avoiding a civil lawsuit. The amount of the settlement was not disclosed.

On August 13, 2009, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell stated that Stallworth would be suspended for the entire 2009 season without pay.
Stallworth will be reinstated after Super Bowl XLIV.


 ::)
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: RaeTy on August 19, 2009, 01:38:03 PM
Damn I couldnt sentence mysell i dont know man i wouldnt drive drunk tho unless it was my last resort i would try to sober up im a smart person
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Post by: ikke on August 19, 2009, 01:52:19 PM
Depends on what/who I hit
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Post by: S P I C E on August 19, 2009, 02:26:35 PM
I would sentence myself to 25 years in prison and probation for life.  I would also never drive again, drunk driving is disgusting.
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Post by: RaeTy on August 19, 2009, 02:48:23 PM
Depends on what/who I hit
thats not cool
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Post by: C-BLUE on August 19, 2009, 03:01:31 PM
id give myself 2 days probation and a slap on the wrist...then I'd just get on my wit my life
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Post by: ikke on August 19, 2009, 03:01:49 PM
Depends on what/who I hit
thats not cool
Yes it is.
When I'm drunk I will get blamed even if the guy jumped in front of me.
So if I can prove it wasn't entirely my fault I'd give myself less jail time
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Post by: herpes on August 19, 2009, 03:30:19 PM
I would of thrown the body in my trunk and drove to Jamaica Bay to dispose of the evidence.  And than I would maybe take a week off from drinking.
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: Chamillitary Click on August 19, 2009, 04:16:59 PM
id give myself 2 days probation and a slap on the wrist...then I'd just get on my wit my life

I would of thrown the body in my trunk and drove to Jamaica Bay to dispose of the evidence.  And than I would maybe take a week off from drinking.

it's a tough choice between these two.
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Post by: G-Funk on August 19, 2009, 06:21:20 PM
Depends on what/who I hit

.. I guess I can kinda see that, I mean you could've hit a runaway convict :laugh:
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Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on August 19, 2009, 08:16:05 PM
a taxi isnt expensive...id much rather pay whatever the fare is, even if the cunt rips me off.

30 dollars from the bar/party > thousands of dollars for bail, lawyers, lost work, suspended license, GUILT...not to mention fucking up my car.

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Post by: Job starring as King Of Zamunda on August 19, 2009, 08:17:53 PM
it depends what the person is
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on August 19, 2009, 08:19:36 PM
yeah if it were one of my enemies...shit id first triple make sure their dead
after confirmin that...party like theres no tonight

if it were someone innocent....then i should do at least 25 years
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Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on August 19, 2009, 08:20:48 PM
what if I killed someone in your family cause i was drunk...would you be saying 25 years is enough?

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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on August 19, 2009, 08:22:28 PM
well i meant at least 25 years
but yeah i mean it really should be closer to life
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on August 19, 2009, 08:24:52 PM
imo it should be death. 
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on August 19, 2009, 08:27:45 PM
yeah i mean you killed someone regardless


why does the fact that the person was drunk make any difference?
and by that i mean if someone wasnt drunk, they should still get life

now accidents do happen....

altho on the other side...bein wasted/drunk is different than havin a few drinks and killin someone

ive drunk before and drove and nuthin happened..but i didnt drink crazy
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: The Phoenix on August 20, 2009, 05:12:05 AM
it depends what the person is
My nigga, Danny.  Just make sure he ain't from the Gomez fam, them mexicans are crazy like a muthafucka!
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: Hatesrats™ on August 20, 2009, 07:21:28 AM
Real talk..
Drunk drivers are some stupid ass muthaphuckaz, & someone dying because of their mistake is shit!!!
Price tag should always come with a pounding in the ass one way ticket to "Tossed salad land".

I enjoy a drink like the next...
But taking a life because of lack of responsibility, IMO there is no excuse for that.
stay the fuck home, or get a cab or partner up with a sober MF. "Son"
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: The Phoenix on August 20, 2009, 07:38:28 AM
Real talk..
Drunk drivers are some stupid ass muthaphuckaz, & someone dying because of their mistake is shit!!!
Price tag should always come with a pounding in the ass one way ticket to "Tossed salad land".

I enjoy a drink like the next...
But taking a life because of lack of responsibility, IMO there is no excuse for that.
stay the fuck home, or get a cab or partner up with a sober MF. "Son"
Well said!  If I am going to get drunk, I keep my ass at home.  But if I'm out, I'll get a ride home.
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Post by: Job starring as King Of Zamunda on August 20, 2009, 11:31:18 AM
it depends what the person is
My nigga, Danny.  Just make sure he ain't from the Gomez fam, them mexicans are crazy like a muthafucka!
nigga eye aint mexican
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Post by: LooN3y on August 20, 2009, 11:50:09 AM
20 years

10 years probation


nah, i know 2 foos that killed somebody while drunk driving. one is out he killed his bestfriend and served 3 years (manslaughter), the other guy the more recent one (like 6 months ago) killed a bisah walking down the street, and im sure his family is tryna get every lil penny, kinda felt bad for him he woke up hung over wonderin y he's cuffed to the hospital bed.


lmfao its not 20 years, i have a homie that charged with one attempt kill and got charged 13 yrs. i mean 3 strikes u take an L, but cops lie, lol when ur in the station gettin burned, if u seem like you dont know ur shit or if you have a clean record, lol they add like 5 more years than what your actually gonna get.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 20, 2009, 11:55:38 AM
i drive better drunk, so i'd give myself a harsher sentence if i did it sober
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: The Phoenix on August 20, 2009, 12:00:45 PM
it depends what the person is
My nigga, Danny.  Just make sure he ain't from the Gomez fam, them mexicans are crazy like a muthafucka!
nigga eye aint mexican
Strike a nerve!  My nigga actually acknowledged me.  Took you long enough.  Clown ass nigga.  On the real though, you would take the time (in your hypothetically speaking drunken state) to determine what person you would hit.  Looks like Danny boy can keep his shit together while under the influence.  My nigga!
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Post by: Sikotic™ on August 20, 2009, 09:13:22 PM
I would simply reimpurse myself for damages caused by the idiot who caused the damage to my car. When I drive drunk, no one should be allowed on the road.
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Post by: Muhfukka on August 22, 2009, 02:00:32 AM
if?
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Post by: LAXCENTRAL on August 22, 2009, 02:12:51 AM
Depends on what/who I hit

.. I guess I can kinda see that, I mean you could've hit a runaway convict :laugh:
very good point
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on August 23, 2009, 11:55:44 AM
sik you a fool lol



I would simply reimpurse myself for damages caused by the idiot who caused the damage to my car. When I drive drunk, no one should be allowed on the road.
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Post by: 174Proof on August 23, 2009, 12:40:20 PM
i drive better drunk, so i'd give myself a harsher sentence if i did it sober

I used to think the same thing and talk about it like that's some pro shit until I got too drunk one night and was not only swervin' but fucked around and blanked out. I never drove drunk like that again!

I wouldn't sentence myself to AA and house arrest. Im not tryin to go to the pen....fuck that!
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Post by: Cali Climate on August 23, 2009, 01:53:19 PM
20 years

10 years probation


nah, i know 2 foos that killed somebody while drunk driving. one is out he killed his bestfriend and served 3 years (manslaughter), the other guy the more recent one (like 6 months ago) killed a bisah walking down the street, and im sure his family is tryna get every lil penny, kinda felt bad for him he woke up hung over wonderin y he's cuffed to the hospital bed.


lmfao its not 20 years, i have a homie that charged with one attempt kill and got charged 13 yrs. i mean 3 strikes u take an L, but cops lie, lol when ur in the station gettin burned, if u seem like you dont know ur shit or if you have a clean record, lol they add like 5 more years than what your actually gonna get.


Live tales from the streets with hardened gang member roon3y.


Nah but I'd leave it up to the family of the victim. If they wanna forgive, cool, if they wanna take my life, they can have it. No one deserves to have their family taken from them indiscriminately.
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Post by: Muhfukka on August 23, 2009, 05:00:48 PM
seriously though driving drunk isnt cool ive had 2 good friends die like that, one last november and one when we were 16 and that was a real sad story because 2 other people died in the crash and another person is a straight vegetable
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Post by: LooN3y on August 23, 2009, 05:48:29 PM
20 years

10 years probation


nah, i know 2 foos that killed somebody while drunk driving. one is out he killed his bestfriend and served 3 years (manslaughter), the other guy the more recent one (like 6 months ago) killed a bisah walking down the street, and im sure his family is tryna get every lil penny, kinda felt bad for him he woke up hung over wonderin y he's cuffed to the hospital bed.


lmfao its not 20 years, i have a homie that charged with one attempt kill and got charged 13 yrs. i mean 3 strikes u take an L, but cops lie, lol when ur in the station gettin burned, if u seem like you dont know ur shit or if you have a clean record, lol they add like 5 more years than what your actually gonna get.


Live tales from the streets with hardened gang member roon3y.


Nah but I'd leave it up to the family of the victim. If they wanna forgive, cool, if they wanna take my life, they can have it. No one deserves to have their family taken from them indiscriminately.


lol shut your pussy ass up, youll be crying like a bitch you are. lol at thinkin your pussy ass isnt afraid of death. lol your ass didnt even back up your shit when u said you wanted to get down.
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Post by: Mygla on August 24, 2009, 08:39:44 AM
If I go on a rampage and kill fifteen people, I'll do 21 years (unless i'm clinically insane), so a DUI-killing, 5 years.

You Americans have got a crazy legal system tho  ;D
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Post by: LAXCENTRAL on August 24, 2009, 08:44:46 AM
If I go on a rampage and kill fifteen people, I'll do 21 years (unless i'm clinically insane), so a DUI-killing, 5 years.

You Americans have got a crazy legal system tho  ;D
we like to get dirty...
and sometimes forget to get clean
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Post by: Muhfukka on August 24, 2009, 01:54:05 PM
If I go on a rampage and kill fifteen people, I'll do 21 years (unless i'm clinically insane), so a DUI-killing, 5 years.

You Americans have got a crazy legal system tho  ;D
we like to get dirty...
and sometimes forget to get clean
do you even have citizenship you greasy armenian?
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Post by: Sparegeez on August 24, 2009, 02:05:42 PM
Lol at looney calling a an innocent dead man a "baisa" wtf is is baisa you dumb puto
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Post by: Sikotic™ on August 24, 2009, 02:36:20 PM
Lol at looney calling a an innocent dead man a "baisa" wtf is is baisa you dumb puto
Maybe if you came up in the hood, you would understand...
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: Cali Climate on August 25, 2009, 12:41:41 AM
20 years

10 years probation


nah, i know 2 foos that killed somebody while drunk driving. one is out he killed his bestfriend and served 3 years (manslaughter), the other guy the more recent one (like 6 months ago) killed a bisah walking down the street, and im sure his family is tryna get every lil penny, kinda felt bad for him he woke up hung over wonderin y he's cuffed to the hospital bed.


lmfao its not 20 years, i have a homie that charged with one attempt kill and got charged 13 yrs. i mean 3 strikes u take an L, but cops lie, lol when ur in the station gettin burned, if u seem like you dont know ur shit or if you have a clean record, lol they add like 5 more years than what your actually gonna get.


Live tales from the streets with hardened gang member roon3y.


Nah but I'd leave it up to the family of the victim. If they wanna forgive, cool, if they wanna take my life, they can have it. No one deserves to have their family taken from them indiscriminately.


lol shut your pussy ass up, youll be crying like a bitch you are. lol at thinkin your pussy ass isnt afraid of death. lol your ass didnt even back up your shit when u said you wanted to get down.

Oh my god, you know know so much about the streets and death and real life black thug shit, how did you accomplish this in granada hills? swear to god i'll continue to embarrass you and get you riled up on your pretend gangsta shit as long as you don't come to my neighborhood. sure the local chink immigrants may fear your buddies but none of us (white/black/mexican/arab/space alien) people care about your little desire to be a real live American gangsta. you come doing that shit in any of OUR neighborhoods....


http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/yd1vWaUKrgk


I dare you...Little chinks lower than white anglo saxon protestants on the food chain.
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Post by: LooN3y on August 25, 2009, 12:44:21 PM
20 years

10 years probation


nah, i know 2 foos that killed somebody while drunk driving. one is out he killed his bestfriend and served 3 years (manslaughter), the other guy the more recent one (like 6 months ago) killed a bisah walking down the street, and im sure his family is tryna get every lil penny, kinda felt bad for him he woke up hung over wonderin y he's cuffed to the hospital bed.


lmfao its not 20 years, i have a homie that charged with one attempt kill and got charged 13 yrs. i mean 3 strikes u take an L, but cops lie, lol when ur in the station gettin burned, if u seem like you dont know ur shit or if you have a clean record, lol they add like 5 more years than what your actually gonna get.


Live tales from the streets with hardened gang member roon3y.


Nah but I'd leave it up to the family of the victim. If they wanna forgive, cool, if they wanna take my life, they can have it. No one deserves to have their family taken from them indiscriminately.


lol shut your pussy ass up, youll be crying like a bitch you are. lol at thinkin your pussy ass isnt afraid of death. lol your ass didnt even back up your shit when u said you wanted to get down.

Oh my god, you know know so much about the streets and death and real life black thug shit, how did you accomplish this in granada hills? swear to god i'll continue to embarrass you and get you riled up on your pretend gangsta shit as long as you don't come to my neighborhood. sure the local chink immigrants may fear your buddies but none of us (white/black/mexican/arab/space alien) people care about your little desire to be a real live American gangsta. you come doing that shit in any of OUR neighborhoods....


http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/yd1vWaUKrgk


I dare you...Little chinks lower than white anglo saxon protestants on the food chain.


lol your such a pussy ass square, y are you changing the subject, lol first of all  your the one that called me out sayin your 6'3 and your ognna beat my ass. homie if anything your the pussy that cares about this rep on here pussy not me.


your a straight white square, lol its funny man aint nobody wanna be black, yea i bump rap lol  so what? i still dont like the stereotypical nigga, loud and tryna freeload. everytime some outta time nigga asks to hit hte blunt i tell him to gtfo but the way you talkin bout them youll be on their nuts. i dont know how it was where u grew up in the palacades where every1 was wigger and wanted to suck tupacs dick.


lol asians been around since the 80s and before that you either rolled withe the blacks or the eses cuz there were no asian hoods. and what you know about the SFV? lol at thinkin at i stay at granada all day, pussy, if u went to school here ur ass would get punked all day homie, chatsworth, cleveland, reseda, kennedy, i went to all those schools n allt hose schools we'd jack weed from pussyass flexin white boys liek you. lol its funny man that arcade you guys always clown about? foos used to get shot over there almost every day.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 25, 2009, 03:59:39 PM
^you need to really start ignoring banana boy's squareness, dude's a typical white nerd. he thinks everyone who speaks with slang in their vocab and doesn't relegate themselves to living life within a certain system is tryna be black.
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 25, 2009, 04:02:04 PM
lol its funny man that arcade you guys always clown about? foos used to get shot over there almost every day.


these childish squares are gunna try to laugh this off, but that's real talk. roccy and i used 2 go to that arcade back n the days. anyone who says the valley doesn't have its ghetto aspects needs to take their ass over to that spot LOL.
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Post by: OG Hack Wilson on August 25, 2009, 04:03:56 PM
As far as jail time, I don't know.  But I'd never drive again.


That's why I never drive drunk, cuz you never know.  Some little kid might run out in front of you, and you're 10% slower reaction time might kill the kid.

it's all legal as long as u dont get caught ;)
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: universe on August 25, 2009, 11:49:53 PM
lol its funny man that arcade you guys always clown about? foos used to get shot over there almost every day.
these childish squares are gunna try to laugh this off, but that's real talk. roccy and i used 2 go to that arcade back n the days. anyone who says the valley doesn't have its ghetto aspects needs to take their ass over to that spot LOL.

I WOULD PISTOL WHIP YOU IF I HAD A PISTOL.
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Post by: Nutty on August 26, 2009, 12:19:31 AM
i drive better drunk, so i'd give myself a harsher sentence if i did it sober

I used to think the same thing and talk about it like that's some pro shit until I got too drunk one night and was not only swervin' but fucked around and blanked out. I never drove drunk like that again!

Yep. No way a person is better at driving while drunk. Had some close calls myself. Never again.
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Post by: Sikotic™ on August 26, 2009, 12:21:35 AM
lol its funny man that arcade you guys always clown about? foos used to get shot over there almost every day.


these childish squares are gunna try to laugh this off, but that's real talk. roccy and i used 2 go to that arcade back n the days. anyone who says the valley doesn't have its ghetto aspects needs to take their ass over to that spot LOL.
Come on guys, the fact that all this "gangsta shit" is goin downat an arcade  in the valley is proof that the valley isn't very hoodish at all.....with the exception of a few spots.
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: universe on August 26, 2009, 12:24:54 AM
lol its funny man that arcade you guys always clown about? foos used to get shot over there almost every day.


these childish squares are gunna try to laugh this off, but that's real talk. roccy and i used 2 go to that arcade back n the days. anyone who says the valley doesn't have its ghetto aspects needs to take their ass over to that spot LOL.
Come on guys, the fact that all this "gangsta shit" is goin downat an arcade  in the valley is proof that the valley isn't very hoodish at all.....with the exception of a few spots.

ON THE GAME SCREENS.
Title: Re: IF YOU DROVE DRUNK AND KILLED SOMEONE...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 26, 2009, 05:33:01 PM
lol its funny man that arcade you guys always clown about? foos used to get shot over there almost every day.
these childish squares are gunna try to laugh this off, but that's real talk. roccy and i used 2 go to that arcade back n the days. anyone who says the valley doesn't have its ghetto aspects needs to take their ass over to that spot LOL.

I WOULD PISTOL WHIP YOU IF I HAD A PISTOL.



you wouldn't pistol whip me with a supersoaker, kain LOL
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on August 26, 2009, 05:37:07 PM
lol




lol its funny man that arcade you guys always clown about? foos used to get shot over there almost every day.
these childish squares are gunna try to laugh this off, but that's real talk. roccy and i used 2 go to that arcade back n the days. anyone who says the valley doesn't have its ghetto aspects needs to take their ass over to that spot LOL.

I WOULD PISTOL WHIP YOU IF I HAD A PISTOL.



you wouldn't pistol whip me with a supersoaker, kain LOL