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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Job starring as King Of Zamunda on September 05, 2009, 05:02:10 PM
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tell me why eye let this nigga cut me up and now eye look like a shaolin monk. this nigga pushed my line so back got me looking like steven a. smith. eye know eye should of just waited for my main nigga to come. but eye was in a rush. now my tsunami waves look like little ripples and shit. man eye can actually say for once. eye am livid. nigga gave me the mirror to look at his work like that shit was a masterpiece. damn. man eye got up. threw the money at this nigga. no tip and eye shorted that nigga and just walked out.
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thats cann. my shop knows to line up only to the point where shit is solid straight....peelin back the line is unacceptable. i would have started some shit if that happened to me. use the pro line kit for the waves, good shit.
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What is this?
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damn job i feel your pain
i let some dude do my hair his nickname is NERD i should of fuckin known not to get my haircut from that wigger
that dude gave me a five head and fucked up my hair and edge up
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the lesson of today is: stick with your main barbershop.
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tell me why eye let this nigga cut me up and now eye look like a shaolin monk.
now my tsunami waves look like little ripples and shit.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahahaahahahahahhaha!
I'd be tight.
That's crazy shit.
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What is this?
thats why its a niggas only thread. your european ass dont know nothing about staying fresh and crispy
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thats cann. my shop knows to line up only to the point where shit is solid straight....peelin back the line is unacceptable. i would have started some shit if that happened to me. use the pro line kit for the waves, good shit.
nah man eye dont fuck with that white man manufactured bullshit. eye put a dap of natural shea butter in my scalp and brush. or olive oil. ALL THAT DAX, SPORTING WAVES petroleum grease shit is pure garbage for ya head. thats shit clogs up your pores.
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damn eye been staring at myself in the mirror periodically for a good 2 hours. should eye just shave it or let it grow back. damn this nigga. and eye had plans going on. eye know what eye am doing though for sure. eye will be running up in that job when its packed and blowing that niggas spot of. like umm yeah if any of you niggas want to walk around looking like me go to this nigga right here
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damn eye been staring at myself in the mirror periodically for a good 2 hours. should eye just shave it or let it grow back. damn this nigga. and eye had plans going on. eye know what eye am doing though for sure. eye will be running up in that job when its packed and blowing that niggas spot of. like umm yeah if any of you niggas want to walk around looking like me go to this nigga right here
id probably just shave it so that it all blends in properly when it grows back.
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the lesson of today is: stick with your main barbershop.
You can stick with the main barbershop, the issue is who cuts your hair. My brother let other dude cut his hair last time he went and I told him "you niggas always gotsta learn the hard way." If I can't my regular cut my hair I either wait or leave, there's a reason why there's no one ever sittin in that one niggas chair
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You shouldn't of paid that fool a dime, Job. I had a similar situation a while back. My usual person wasn't around and some young cat was begging me to let him cut my hair so I gave in.
I told him exactly what I wanted, but this fool got all creative, trying to put designs n shit in my hair but I couldn't see what he was doing. I flipped the fuck out on dude and just walked outta there. I'll be damned if I'ma pay for some nigga to purposely fuck my shit up.
And to top it off, I went out with this female that night and she pointed out that the back of my neck was all fucked up. I guess when the nigga lined the back of my neck up, he did something where it was all burnt so I had this dark line on the back of my neck. I had to wear collared shirts for weeks just to cover it up. I learned to never go to anyone else but the person you intend to cut your hair because 9 times outta 10 they're gonna fuck it up.
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i use to have a black barber, until my town revolted against him & lynched him. :)
but you need to roll up to the place you go to, look in & if your main man ain't there, just leave & go another day.
no need to deal with a fucked up haircut for a few weeks when if you wait a few days you got yourself a fresh one. ;)
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What is this?
thats why its a niggas only thread. your european ass dont know nothing about staying fresh and crispy
ok
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tell me why eye let this nigga cut me up and now eye look like a shaolin monk. this nigga pushed my line so back got me looking like steven a. smith. eye know eye should of just waited for my main nigga to come. but eye was in a rush. now my tsunami waves look like little ripples and shit. man eye can actually say for once. eye am livid. nigga gave me the mirror to look at his work like that shit was a masterpiece. damn. man eye got up. threw the money at this nigga. no tip and eye shorted that nigga and just walked out.
LMAO, man fam you shoulda waited on your main barber. damn, they got you lookin like robocop when he take his helmet off. tell him you want a light fade next time 8)
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tell me why eye let this nigga cut me up and now eye look like a shaolin monk. this nigga pushed my line so back got me looking like steven a. smith. eye know eye should of just waited for my main nigga to come. but eye was in a rush. now my tsunami waves look like little ripples and shit. man eye can actually say for once. eye am livid. nigga gave me the mirror to look at his work like that shit was a masterpiece. damn. man eye got up. threw the money at this nigga. no tip and eye shorted that nigga and just walked out.
LMAO, man fam you shoulda waited on your main barber. damn, they got you lookin like robocop when he take his helmet off. tell him you want a light fade next time 8)
eye know right call me murphy from now on damn shame
hahahha you already know when my peoples saw me it was roast session . that nigga had me walking around lookin like (http://www.plies.tv/plies38.jpg)
that nigga didnt just cut my shit he guillotine my dome . had niggas seeing my thoughts and shit.
(http://musicremedy.com/webfiles/artists/WayneBrady/WayneBrady-03-big.jpg) ..........
shit so fucked up my seed dont even look at me damn
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i use to have a black barber, until my town revolted against him & lynched him. :)
I thought you lived in Queens lol... you either gotta be in Howard Beach or Rockaway Beach all the way down by Riis Park for that to happen lol
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tell me why eye let this nigga cut me up and now eye look like a shaolin monk. this nigga pushed my line so back got me looking like steven a. smith. eye know eye should of just waited for my main nigga to come. but eye was in a rush. now my tsunami waves look like little ripples and shit. man eye can actually say for once. eye am livid. nigga gave me the mirror to look at his work like that shit was a masterpiece. damn. man eye got up. threw the money at this nigga. no tip and eye shorted that nigga and just walked out.
LMAO, man fam you shoulda waited on your main barber. damn, they got you lookin like robocop when he take his helmet off. tell him you want a light fade next time 8)
eye know right call me murphy from now on damn shame
hahahha you already know when my peoples saw me it was roast session . that nigga had me walking around lookin like (http://www.plies.tv/plies38.jpg)
that nigga didnt just cut my shit he guillotine my dome . had niggas seeing my thoughts and shit.
(http://musicremedy.com/webfiles/artists/WayneBrady/WayneBrady-03-big.jpg) ..........
shit so fucked up my seed dont even look at me damn
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damn these guys have weird shaped heads lol
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Damn blood, thats a crazy story.
Well one time i was gettin fly and crispy, had to look fresh knawmsayin cuz i had to go drop off child support at my baby mamas crib later that night, and she still a beautiful nubian queen so i was considering tryin to rekindle the flame and shit feel me?
well anyway, im in the chair, and my nigga delfondre comes in, lookin startled like he been chased by the klan. he rushes me and says,
"yo, shareeree (my baby mama), down at the laundromat suckin on some white niggas dick",
im like "hold up nigga you doin too much, if i start stressin my head will knot up and fuck up my fade nigga.", but he kept talkin that talk, so i went down to the laundromat and caught shareeree cold suckin some peckerwoods dick in the front seat of his lexus.
so i stroll up to the car and am like, "bitch, you got this white dick all up in your mouth i suppose he can afford to put some food in there too."
long story short, i didnt giver no fuckin money that night, and instead blew the check on a shopping spree, i copped myself some gucci loafers on sale for 300. I stay winning niggas.
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Damn blood, thats a crazy story.
Well one time i was gettin fly and crispy, had to look fresh knawmsayin cuz i had to go drop off child support at my baby mamas crib later that night, and she still a beautiful nubian queen so i was considering tryin to rekindle the flame and shit feel me?
well anyway, im in the chair, and my nigga delfondre comes in, lookin startled like he been chased by the klan. he rushes me and says,
"yo, shareeree (my baby mama), down at the laundromat suckin on some white niggas dick",
im like "hold up nigga you doin too much, if i start stressin my head will knot up and fuck up my fade nigga.", but he kept talkin that talk, so i went down to the laundromat and caught shareeree cold suckin some peckerwoods dick in the front seat of his lexus.
so i stroll up to the car and am like, "bitch, you got this white dick all up in your mouth i suppose he can afford to put some food in there too."
long story short, i didnt giver no fuckin money that night, and instead blew the check on a shopping spree, i copped myself some gucci loafers on sale for 300. I stay winning niggas.
;D
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Damn blood, thats a crazy story.
Well one time i was gettin fly and crispy, had to look fresh knawmsayin cuz i had to go drop off child support at my baby mamas crib later that night, and she still a beautiful nubian queen so i was considering tryin to rekindle the flame and shit feel me?
well anyway, im in the chair, and my nigga delfondre comes in, lookin startled like he been chased by the klan. he rushes me and says,
"yo, shareeree (my baby mama), down at the laundromat suckin on some white niggas dick",
im like "hold up nigga you doin too much, if i start stressin my head will knot up and fuck up my fade nigga.", but he kept talkin that talk, so i went down to the laundromat and caught shareeree cold suckin some peckerwoods dick in the front seat of his lexus.
so i stroll up to the car and am like, "bitch, you got this white dick all up in your mouth i suppose he can afford to put some food in there too."
long story short, i didnt giver no fuckin money that night, and instead blew the check on a shopping spree, i copped myself some gucci loafers on sale for 300. I stay winning niggas.
;D
corny niggas laugh at corny shit.
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Damn blood, thats a crazy story.
Well one time i was gettin fly and crispy, had to look fresh knawmsayin cuz i had to go drop off child support at my baby mamas crib later that night, and she still a beautiful nubian queen so i was considering tryin to rekindle the flame and shit feel me?
well anyway, im in the chair, and my nigga delfondre comes in, lookin startled like he been chased by the klan. he rushes me and says,
"yo, shareeree (my baby mama), down at the laundromat suckin on some white niggas dick",
im like "hold up nigga you doin too much, if i start stressin my head will knot up and fuck up my fade nigga.", but he kept talkin that talk, so i went down to the laundromat and caught shareeree cold suckin some peckerwoods dick in the front seat of his lexus.
so i stroll up to the car and am like, "bitch, you got this white dick all up in your mouth i suppose he can afford to put some food in there too."
long story short, i didnt giver no fuckin money that night, and instead blew the check on a shopping spree, i copped myself some gucci loafers on sale for 300. I stay winning niggas.
;D
corny niggas laugh at corny shit.
Come on, where's your sense of humor? Oh and btw, please don't call me that offensive word.
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Damn blood, thats a crazy story.
Well one time i was gettin fly and crispy, had to look fresh knawmsayin cuz i had to go drop off child support at my baby mamas crib later that night, and she still a beautiful nubian queen so i was considering tryin to rekindle the flame and shit feel me?
well anyway, im in the chair, and my nigga delfondre comes in, lookin startled like he been chased by the klan. he rushes me and says,
"yo, shareeree (my baby mama), down at the laundromat suckin on some white niggas dick",
im like "hold up nigga you doin too much, if i start stressin my head will knot up and fuck up my fade nigga.", but he kept talkin that talk, so i went down to the laundromat and caught shareeree cold suckin some peckerwoods dick in the front seat of his lexus.
so i stroll up to the car and am like, "bitch, you got this white dick all up in your mouth i suppose he can afford to put some food in there too."
long story short, i didnt giver no fuckin money that night, and instead blew the check on a shopping spree, i copped myself some gucci loafers on sale for 300. I stay winning niggas.
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3612/2v0fxqx.jpg)
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Nickleback sucks.
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Damn blood, thats a crazy story.
Well one time i was gettin fly and crispy, had to look fresh knawmsayin cuz i had to go drop off child support at my baby mamas crib later that night, and she still a beautiful nubian queen so i was considering tryin to rekindle the flame and shit feel me?
well anyway, im in the chair, and my nigga delfondre comes in, lookin startled like he been chased by the klan. he rushes me and says,
"yo, shareeree (my baby mama), down at the laundromat suckin on some white niggas dick",
im like "hold up nigga you doin too much, if i start stressin my head will knot up and fuck up my fade nigga.", but he kept talkin that talk, so i went down to the laundromat and caught shareeree cold suckin some peckerwoods dick in the front seat of his lexus.
so i stroll up to the car and am like, "bitch, you got this white dick all up in your mouth i suppose he can afford to put some food in there too."
long story short, i didnt giver no fuckin money that night, and instead blew the check on a shopping spree, i copped myself some gucci loafers on sale for 300. I stay winning niggas.
;D
corny niggas laugh at corny shit.
Come on, where's your sense of humor? Oh and btw, please don't call me that offensive word.
eye got a sense of humor but lets be real shit was corny. just like comedy central comedians
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Damn blood, thats a crazy story.
Well one time i was gettin fly and crispy, had to look fresh knawmsayin cuz i had to go drop off child support at my baby mamas crib later that night, and she still a beautiful nubian queen so i was considering tryin to rekindle the flame and shit feel me?
well anyway, im in the chair, and my nigga delfondre comes in, lookin startled like he been chased by the klan. he rushes me and says,
"yo, shareeree (my baby mama), down at the laundromat suckin on some white niggas dick",
im like "hold up nigga you doin too much, if i start stressin my head will knot up and fuck up my fade nigga.", but he kept talkin that talk, so i went down to the laundromat and caught shareeree cold suckin some peckerwoods dick in the front seat of his lexus.
so i stroll up to the car and am like, "bitch, you got this white dick all up in your mouth i suppose he can afford to put some food in there too."
long story short, i didnt giver no fuckin money that night, and instead blew the check on a shopping spree, i copped myself some gucci loafers on sale for 300. I stay winning niggas.
LOL!
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tell me why eye let this nigga cut me up and now eye look like a shaolin monk. this nigga pushed my line so back got me looking like steven a. smith. eye know eye should of just waited for my main nigga to come. but eye was in a rush. now my tsunami waves look like little ripples and shit. man eye can actually say for once. eye am livid. nigga gave me the mirror to look at his work like that shit was a masterpiece. damn. man eye got up. threw the money at this nigga. no tip and eye shorted that nigga and just walked out.
LMAO, man fam you shoulda waited on your main barber. damn, they got you lookin like robocop when he take his helmet off. tell him you want a light fade next time 8)
eye know right call me murphy from now on damn shame
hahahha you already know when my peoples saw me it was roast session . that nigga had me walking around lookin like (http://www.plies.tv/plies38.jpg)
that nigga didnt just cut my shit he guillotine my dome . had niggas seeing my thoughts and shit.
(http://musicremedy.com/webfiles/artists/WayneBrady/WayneBrady-03-big.jpg) ..........
shit so fucked up my seed dont even look at me damn
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damn these guys have weird shaped heads lol
LMFAO @ Wayne Brady. He's gotta be half Klingon or somethin.
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i was once cut pretty bad at the barbers...nigga had an old ass razor and i was bleedin pretty profusely..but the nigga was pretty apologetic though and even paid me to shut the fucc up about it