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Title: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 07:36:56 AM
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Give me the secret. Pleaseeeeeeee. What the fuck you gotta do???

I put references. I put down names. I don't know what else to do? What's the magic word??
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Leggy Hendrix on October 23, 2009, 07:41:37 AM
i feel you man...i been out of work for 4 months now...after 4 years in the same shit...whats for you wont go past you...keep your chin up... 8)
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Cali Climate on October 23, 2009, 07:43:22 AM
It's hard. Unemployment is at around 10% right now so theres a massive increase of people in your exact position. If you're looking at jobs on craigslist, just remember there's gonna be about 200 other people applying for the same one, which means you can have the prettiest resume in the world but it still doesn't mean shit if you're sitting behind a computer.

Go in to the store/whatever you're applying for. Ask to talk to the hiring manager. Get familiar with them. It takes more effort but it's the only way to really seperate yourself from the masses shooting their email and generic cover letter to him.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: JAZ on October 23, 2009, 08:13:53 AM
you can work for me.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Þŕiņçë on October 23, 2009, 08:22:16 AM
Just sell drugs. Its way easier and you make more. Less risk too, you dont want to get hurt mopping the floor of dennies bro.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Herbal_Life on October 23, 2009, 08:26:21 AM
Just sell drugs. Its way easier and you make more. Less risk too, you dont want to get hurt mopping the floor of dennies bro.
LOL THIS GUY
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: universe on October 23, 2009, 08:27:19 AM
WORK ON YOUR INTRODUCTION/FIRST IMPRESSION AND ADD A COVER LETTER TO RESUME WITH A PHOTO OF YOU IN YOUR CHURCH SUIT.

MOST EMPLOYERS DON'T CARE ABOUT REFERENCES, SO HAVE IT...
Quote
References Available Upon Request

WORK ON BODY LANGUAGE AND MAKE EYE CONTACT DURING THE INTERVIEW.

HAVE A GOOD REASONS WHY YOU LEFT YOUR LAST JOB.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Herbal_Life on October 23, 2009, 08:27:58 AM
 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 08:31:44 AM
Propz.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 08:40:55 AM
Well, the day I get an interview I'ma go in there pretending the dude is Kain. 8)


Should I stuff?





LMAO.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Blood$ on October 23, 2009, 08:42:08 AM
I think we hiring at my job, it's only like a 30 min. drive from Waterbury  8)
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 08:43:39 AM
I think we hiring at my job, it's only like a 30 min. drive from Waterbury  8)

Word? What it is? What you do?
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: universe on October 23, 2009, 08:49:55 AM
Well, the day I get an interview I'ma go in there pretending the dude is Kain. 8)


Should I stuff?





LMAO.


LOL I DELETED MY THREAD ABOUT HIRING GIRLS WITH BIG BREAST AT CINGULAR.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE NAMED IN ANOTHER LAWSUIT :laugh:


OH AND ANOTHER THING, MAKE SURE YOU TURN YOUR APPLICATION INTO THE MANAGER AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THAT TIME.

THE STORE I WORKED FOR HAD 2 EMPLOYEES MAX AT ONE TIME AND WE WOULD TRASH APPLICATIONS AT RANDOM :laugh:
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Blood$ on October 23, 2009, 08:51:41 AM
I think we hiring at my job, it's only like a 30 min. drive from Waterbury  8)

Word? What it is? What you do?

Taco Bell/KFC, haha

on your application if you put my name I'll just be like "yeah, I know this dude from DubCC"  :P
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 08:53:25 AM
^ LMFAO!

Well, the day I get an interview I'ma go in there pretending the dude is Kain. 8)


Should I stuff?





LMAO.


LOL I DELETED MY THREAD ABOUT HIRING GIRLS WITH BIG BREAST AT CINGULAR.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE NAMED IN ANOTHER LAWSUIT :laugh:


OH AND ANOTHER THING, MAKE SURE YOU TURN YOUR APPLICATION INTO THE MANAGER AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THE TIME.

THE STORE I WORKED FOR HAD 2 EMPLOYEES MAX AT ONE TIME AND WE WOULD TRASH APPLICATIONS AT RANDOM :laugh:

Oh damn.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: universe on October 23, 2009, 09:09:16 AM
YEAH WE WERE SO BORED WE CAME UP WITH 101 REASONS NOT GIVE THE MANAGER SOMEONES APPLICATION :laugh:

LOL, HERE ARE A FEW.


1. IF YOU TURN IN APPLICATION WEARING A WIFE BEATER OR 9XXL WHITE TEE = DISQUALIFIED

2. IF YOU NEED YOUR MOM/GF/FRIENDS WITH YOU TO APPLY = DISQUALIFIED

3. DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE = DISQUALIFIED

4. GIRLS WEARING HATS OR SCARFS =  DISQUALIFIED

5. APPLY WEARING A BACKPACK = DISQUALIFIED

6. WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

7. MEXICAN OR FILIPINO ACCENT = DISQUALIFIED

8. BRING YOUR KIDS WITH YOU  = DISQUALIFIED

9. EXCESSIVE CHECKING UP ON APPLICATION / CALLING THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

10. FUBU & RAP CHAIN=  DISQUALIFIED
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Cali Climate on October 23, 2009, 09:13:00 AM
^LMAO
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on October 23, 2009, 11:08:42 AM
Unemployment is at an all time high right now lol that's no secret. People with Bachelor degrees are in the unemployment office right now.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: westsiderider323 on October 23, 2009, 11:27:31 AM
for real i applied at atleast 20+ places and nuthin
fuck the economy
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: MediumL on October 23, 2009, 11:47:46 AM
finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  8) Im teaching haha
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Herbal_Life on October 23, 2009, 12:16:22 PM
for real i applied at atleast 20+ places and nuthin
fuck the economy
are you sure you're hispanic?
i dono of any hispanics who are unemployed
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on October 23, 2009, 12:18:24 PM
YEAH WE WERE SO BORED WE CAME UP WITH 101 REASONS NOT GIVE THE MANAGER SOMEONES APPLICATION :laugh:

LOL, HERE ARE A FEW.


1. IF YOU TURN IN APPLICATION WEARING A WIFE BEATER OR 9XXL WHITE TEE = DISQUALIFIED

2. IF YOU NEED YOUR MOM/GF/FRIENDS WITH YOU TO APPLY = DISQUALIFIED

3. DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE = DISQUALIFIED

4. GIRLS WEARING HATS OR SCARFS =  DISQUALIFIED

5. APPLY WEARING A BACKPACK = DISQUALIFIED

6. WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

7. MEXICAN OR FILIPINO ACCENT = DISQUALIFIED

8. BRING YOUR KIDS WITH YOU  = DISQUALIFIED

9. EXCESSIVE CHECKING UP ON APPLICATION / CALLING THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

10. FUBU & RAP CHAIN=  DISQUALIFIED

lol I like when dudes stroll up in the store like...

"Is yall niggas hirin?!"
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: westsiderider323 on October 23, 2009, 12:19:02 PM
for real i applied at atleast 20+ places and nuthin
fuck the economy
are you sure you're hispanic?
i dono of any hispanics who are unemployed

that confused the shit outta me too
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on October 23, 2009, 12:20:17 PM
finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  8) Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: ThaRealSupreme on October 23, 2009, 12:31:57 PM
finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  8) Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!

Lmao!
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: JAZ on October 23, 2009, 12:35:40 PM
YEAH WE WERE SO BORED WE CAME UP WITH 101 REASONS NOT GIVE THE MANAGER SOMEONES APPLICATION :laugh:

LOL, HERE ARE A FEW.


1. IF YOU TURN IN APPLICATION WEARING A WIFE BEATER OR 9XXL WHITE TEE = DISQUALIFIED

2. IF YOU NEED YOUR MOM/GF/FRIENDS WITH YOU TO APPLY = DISQUALIFIED

3. DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE = DISQUALIFIED

4. GIRLS WEARING HATS OR SCARFS =  DISQUALIFIED

5. APPLY WEARING A BACKPACK = DISQUALIFIED

6. WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

7. MEXICAN OR FILIPINO ACCENT = DISQUALIFIED

8. BRING YOUR KIDS WITH YOU  = DISQUALIFIED

9. EXCESSIVE CHECKING UP ON APPLICATION / CALLING THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

10. FUBU & RAP CHAIN=  DISQUALIFIED
isnt this common sense?
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Herbal_Life on October 23, 2009, 01:22:34 PM
for real i applied at atleast 20+ places and nuthin
fuck the economy
are you sure you're hispanic?
i dono of any hispanics who are unemployed

that confused the shit outta me too
lol
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 03:25:42 PM
Soooo, some say to constantly check up on the application, which is somethang I won't do becuz of that right there..
9. EXCESSIVE CHECKING UP ON APPLICATION / CALLING THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

And I have done some them thangs before. Maybe I'm doin' shit wrong. LMAO. Couple years ago I went to Finishline and the manger was black. So ya know, I'm thinkin', ya know, I'm 'Is ya'll hiring?'....and of course, course, this muthafucka doesn't talk not one lick of fuckin' slang, I was like got damn it. So son starts asking madd fuckin' questions. And of course my grandfather was wit me and HE starts answering the questions for me ACROSS the fuckin' store. I'm like awww man. This ghetto ass son-of-a. The dude goes, 'No, let him answer, let him answer'. How fuckin' embarrassing men!! He stands like my fuckin' bodyguard. I swear men. LMAO.



Blunt Tyme, yo, I hear you nigga.

I keep Bananas thread about McDonald's in the back of my mind, all day men. :D
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on October 23, 2009, 03:29:35 PM
Soooo, some say to constantly check up on the application, which is somethang I won't do becuz of that right there..
9. EXCESSIVE CHECKING UP ON APPLICATION / CALLING THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

And I have done some them thangs before. Maybe I'm doin' shit wrong. LMAO. Couple years ago I went to Finishline and the manger was black. So ya know, I'm thinkin', ya know, I'm 'Is ya'll hiring?'....and of course, course, this muthafucka doesn't talk not one lick of fuckin' slang, I was like got damn it. So son starts asking madd fuckin' questions. And of course my grandfather was wit me and HE starts answering the questions for me ACROSS the fuckin' store. I'm like awww man. This ghetto ass son-of-a. The dude goes, 'No, let him answer, let him answer'. How fuckin' embarrassing men!! He stands like my fuckin' bodyguard. I swear men. LMAO.



Blunt Tyme, yo, I hear you nigga.

I keep Bananas thread about McDonald's in the back of my mind, all day men. :D

You need Trickwhiteyman...


see Dave Chappelle  ;)
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 03:32:50 PM
^ I don't see nuttin' on Youtube.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on October 23, 2009, 03:35:25 PM
^ I don't see nuttin' on Youtube.

yeah, the shits hard to find....from some of his old stand up acts before he blew up.

He said he wants to create a Black superhero called "Trickwhiteyman", where he would look like a white guy....and then right when he gets the job....BAM!  "TRICKWHITEYMAN!"
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 03:40:40 PM
^ I don't see nuttin' on Youtube.

yeah, the shits hard to find....from some of his old stand up acts before he blew up.

He said he wants to create a Black superhero called "Trickwhiteyman", where he would look like a white guy....and then right when he gets the job....BAM!  "TRICKWHITEYMAN!"

LMFAO! Ill. ;D
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: MediumL on October 23, 2009, 03:46:42 PM
finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  8) Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!

Lmao!

nah I'm actually well educated even though I don't/can't be arsed to act like it all the time lol
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 05:05:01 PM
finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  8) Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!

Lmao!

nah I'm actually well educated even though I don't/can't be arsed to act like it all the time lol

I'm envious. That must be good work. What chu teaching?
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on October 23, 2009, 06:03:12 PM
finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  8) Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!

Lmao!

nah I'm actually well educated even though I don't/can't be arsed to act like it all the time lol

I'm envious. That must be good work. What chu teaching?

Maybe where he's at. Not here man. Teachers make less the McDonalds managers in the US.  Its fucked up, they should get paid better.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 07:46:11 PM
finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  8) Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!

Lmao!

nah I'm actually well educated even though I don't/can't be arsed to act like it all the time lol

I'm envious. That must be good work. What chu teaching?

Maybe where he's at. Not here man. Teachers make less the McDonalds managers in the US.  Its fucked up, they should get paid better.

Got damn, for real?? That shit is like criminal, lol.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on October 23, 2009, 07:59:34 PM
finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  8) Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!

Lmao!

nah I'm actually well educated even though I don't/can't be arsed to act like it all the time lol

I'm envious. That must be good work. What chu teaching?

Maybe where he's at. Not here man. Teachers make less the McDonalds managers in the US.  Its fucked up, they should get paid better.

Got damn, for real?? That shit is like criminal, lol.

hell yah, you an educator...and you makin like $35,000/ yr.  Shit u can manage a fast food joint and make over $40,000/ yr for sure.  Especially out here in Cali.  35/yr means you need a roommate lol
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: westsiderider323 on October 23, 2009, 08:01:18 PM
i say fuck a job and give me a welfare check
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on October 23, 2009, 08:04:13 PM
i say fuck a job and give me a welfare check

If you work it right, you can get both.  ;)
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on October 23, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  8) Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!

Lmao!

nah I'm actually well educated even though I don't/can't be arsed to act like it all the time lol

I'm envious. That must be good work. What chu teaching?

Maybe where he's at. Not here man. Teachers make less the McDonalds managers in the US.  Its fucked up, they should get paid better.

Got damn, for real?? That shit is like criminal, lol.

hell yah, you an educator...and you makin like $35,000/ yr.  Shit u can manage a fast food joint and make over $40,000/ yr for sure.  Especially out here in Cali.  35/yr means you need a roommate lol

depends where you live.  in a heavy populated area 40K isnt even enough.  in other places 40K is MORE than enough.

also, if youre a teacher you can always look for a better paying gig at a university or become a tutor on the side or something.  if youre still working at micky ds after your 21st, then youre pretty much going to be stuck there for a long long while.  lol

shit, working at starbucks is better than working at micky ds...at least at starbucks you get some tips.  haha
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Miss Pink on October 24, 2009, 12:19:52 AM
for some of here...
you could probably start by passing a drug test....
i dont want to mention names..... but they post about doing shrooms...  ;)
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: Triple OG Rapsodie on October 24, 2009, 02:38:15 AM
finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  8) Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!

Lmao!

nah I'm actually well educated even though I don't/can't be arsed to act like it all the time lol

I'm envious. That must be good work. What chu teaching?

Maybe where he's at. Not here man. Teachers make less the McDonalds managers in the US.  Its fucked up, they should get paid better.

Got damn, for real?? That shit is like criminal, lol.

hell yah, you an educator...and you makin like $35,000/ yr.  Shit u can manage a fast food joint and make over $40,000/ yr for sure.  Especially out here in Cali.  35/yr means you need a roommate lol

maybe to start out you aren't making jack. But the difference is your career can go somewhere. A teacher can get a better gig, can get tenure, etc. You do fast food and you're stuck there for life.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: MediumL on October 24, 2009, 02:46:35 AM
I'm only teaching till I go to uni. Its not a lifetime job. And i teach Maths. When I say teaching, its more like tutoring and only part time. I feel for people out of work cause I know the frustration of calling up companies and getting rejected. Hell I didn't even have work experience so that cut me out of 90% of the jobs available. In the UK a teacher can get paid around £30k which is more than the US. Then again a teacher trying to live on that in London, is going to struggle.

And it's true about the fast food thing. There's only so far you can move up without degrees/good education. I think from what I remember assistant store manager is the highest someone without a degree can go in McDonalds. Thats alright when you're 21 but when you have a family to feed and the kids are asking your kids 'what does your dad do?', don't you want to try to do something your kids can say without being teased.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: QuietTruth on October 24, 2009, 08:26:52 AM
^ That's whats up though.


I always thought CA & NY were the highest paid & CT I know they are too.
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: missnwawhoorider on October 24, 2009, 08:39:06 AM
guys I am gonna help you-this is a secret which only certain people know about..............go to your university and start talking to the students,if you know backdoors to the sex chats and pics then they will pay you to get them in............if you help them do their homework they will pay you,also what you guys need is a homie that can really say they know you...........you can use me my name is meggan mccarthy and my phone number is 1 317 987 0757............if you tell me who you did this with then when they call I will give you the best reference and also if you want a good application then go to my page.make freinds with the people there............man you might start by mentioning 187killumcub,g187killumcub,ruthlesssoljah,this name,or queen sikotic..............
what your about to see over there is a couple of powerful people that if you know will get you in so quick............

then there is tutoring,there is a couple of homework places that kids call and get help with their homework
then there is salvation army they got ringing of the bells-but you can't waste time with this because it gets full quickly
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: StreetsAllSalute on October 24, 2009, 08:40:37 AM
I'm only teaching till I go to uni. Its not a lifetime job. And i teach Maths. When I say teaching, its more like tutoring and only part time. I feel for people out of work cause I know the frustration of calling up companies and getting rejected. Hell I didn't even have work experience so that cut me out of 90% of the jobs available. In the UK a teacher can get paid around £30k which is more than the US. Then again a teacher trying to live on that in London, is going to struggle.

And it's true about the fast food thing. There's only so far you can move up without degrees/good education. I think from what I remember assistant store manager is the highest someone without a degree can go in McDonalds. Thats alright when you're 21 but when you have a family to feed and the kids are asking your kids 'what does your dad do?', don't you want to try to do something your kids can say without being teased.

ive actually done alright for someone who left school at 16...i joined a small company selling commercial vechicle parts...am now 22 and the stores manager...both my bosses/the owner is 60 plus...so when they pack it in im either gunna hit a phat redunadcy cheque and walk straight into a job in the haulage industry or be the prime candidate to take over the day to  day runnin of the business 8)
Title: Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
Post by: missnwawhoorider on October 24, 2009, 08:51:03 AM
thats good can you get qt a job there?