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Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: Chamillitary Click on December 01, 2009, 05:54:39 PM
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http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP)—All Tiger Woods has to do is pay a $164 fine—less than a round of golf at Torrey Pines—and his dealings with Florida authorities over his infamous car accident will be over.
What hasn’t ended is the public’s fascination with his private life, which may get more complicated. Us Weekly magazine, which hits newsstands Wednesday, features a cover story alleging that a Los Angeles cocktail waitress had a 31-month affair with the world’s No. 1 golfer—and that the proof was in 300 text messages.
$164! :o
Woods better put that yacht on Ebay soon! ;D
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hows he gonna eat for the rest of the week? poor poor tiger. :(
btw, i bet you tiger wishes he woulda bought a secluded house without the nosy ass neighbors. if that fool didnt call 911, none of us would know anything about this. lol
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hows he gonna eat for the rest of the week? poor poor tiger. :(
btw, i bet you tiger wishes he woulda bought a secluded house without the nosy ass neighbors. if that fool didnt call 911, none of us would know anything about this. lol
Seeing a car crash into a fire hydrant right in front of your house calling 911 for help is nosy? I'd call it neighborly and helpful. I'd call Tiger Woods fucked. I wonder what effect this will all have on his ability to play. Golf is a game of nerves after all.
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hows he gonna eat for the rest of the week? poor poor tiger. :(
btw, i bet you tiger wishes he woulda bought a secluded house without the nosy ass neighbors. if that fool didnt call 911, none of us would know anything about this. lol
Seeing a car crash into a fire hydrant right in front of your house calling 911 for help is nosy? I'd call it neighborly and helpful. I'd call Tiger Woods fucked. I wonder what effect this will all have on his ability to play. Golf is a game of nerves after all.
he is missing HIS tournament this weekend, because of "injuries".
i mean, playing with a cut lip & "minor headaches" is so difficult; compared to playing with a broken leg at a major. ::)
he is dodging the press.
but yeah, he probably has 998 million more dollars than any of his neighbors & he's Tiger fucking Woods, they probably have all of the latest stalker technologies; when he ran out of his house to jump in the car i bet they said "GOD, TIGER NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE AT 3 A.M.; IT'S ALWAYS LIGHTS OUT AT 10:30".
then once he crashed, those motherfuckers were right on top of that. :-\
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clearly you missed the joke.
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clearly you missed the joke.
i wasn't being sarcastic, in a jerk way.
i was joking with you & and agreeing with your joke.
clearly you're text-tone deaf. ;)
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hows he gonna eat for the rest of the week? poor poor tiger. :(
btw, i bet you tiger wishes he woulda bought a secluded house without the nosy ass neighbors. if that fool didnt call 911, none of us would know anything about this. lol
Seeing a car crash into a fire hydrant right in front of your house calling 911 for help is nosy? I'd call it neighborly and helpful. I'd call Tiger Woods fucked. I wonder what effect this will all have on his ability to play. Golf is a game of nerves after all.
he is missing HIS tournament this weekend, because of "injuries".
i mean, playing with a cut lip & "minor headaches" is so difficult; compared to playing with a broken leg at a major. ::)
he is dodging the press.
but yeah, he probably has 998 million more dollars than any of his neighbors & he's Tiger fucking Woods, they probably have all of the latest stalker technologies; when he ran out of his house to jump in the car i bet they said "GOD, TIGER NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE AT 3 A.M.; IT'S ALWAYS LIGHTS OUT AT 10:30".
then once he crashed, those motherfuckers were right on top of that. :-\
If I saw a car crash right in frnt of my house in the middle of the night I'd probably call the ambulence.
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hows he gonna eat for the rest of the week? poor poor tiger. :(
btw, i bet you tiger wishes he woulda bought a secluded house without the nosy ass neighbors. if that fool didnt call 911, none of us would know anything about this. lol
Seeing a car crash into a fire hydrant right in front of your house calling 911 for help is nosy? I'd call it neighborly and helpful. I'd call Tiger Woods fucked. I wonder what effect this will all have on his ability to play. Golf is a game of nerves after all.
he is missing HIS tournament this weekend, because of "injuries".
i mean, playing with a cut lip & "minor headaches" is so difficult; compared to playing with a broken leg at a major. ::)
he is dodging the press.
but yeah, he probably has 998 million more dollars than any of his neighbors & he's Tiger fucking Woods, they probably have all of the latest stalker technologies; when he ran out of his house to jump in the car i bet they said "GOD, TIGER NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE AT 3 A.M.; IT'S ALWAYS LIGHTS OUT AT 10:30".
then once he crashed, those motherfuckers were right on top of that. :-\
If I saw a car crash right in frnt of my house in the middle of the night I'd probably call the ambulence.
personally, i would most likely sleep right through it lol.
but, i guess if i saw it, i would do something.
but his neighbors have to know something; i mean, there had to have been some yelling before Tiger tried to bounce; if that is in fact the story.
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clearly you missed the joke.
i wasn't being sarcastic, in a jerk way.
i was joking with you & and agreeing with your joke.
clearly you're text-tone deaf. ;)
my post was directed to shallow.
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clearly you missed the joke.
i wasn't being sarcastic, in a jerk way.
i was joking with you & and agreeing with your joke.
clearly you're text-tone deaf. ;)
my post was directed to shallow.
i'm clearly text-reading retarded. :-\
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clearly you missed the joke.
i wasn't being sarcastic, in a jerk way.
i was joking with you & and agreeing with your joke.
clearly you're text-tone deaf. ;)
my post was directed to shallow.
i'm clearly text-reading retarded. :-\
naaa...i have a theory. my shakira gif puts people in a trance and makes guys a lil bit disoriented. happens to all of us.
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clearly you missed the joke.
i wasn't being sarcastic, in a jerk way.
i was joking with you & and agreeing with your joke.
clearly you're text-tone deaf. ;)
my post was directed to shallow.
i'm clearly text-reading retarded. :-\
naaa...i have a theory. my shakira gif puts people in a trance and makes guys a lil bit disoriented. happens to all of us.
lmfao, that shit was nuts.
i looked at your sig & i found myself looking at it for like 45 second straight! :o
theory proven.
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clearly you missed the joke.
i wasn't being sarcastic, in a jerk way.
i was joking with you & and agreeing with your joke.
clearly you're text-tone deaf. ;)
my post was directed to shallow.
oh. My bad. +1 for getting me
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Now he apperantly beat the shit out of his wife's mother or some shit. :D
Blacks are crazy...
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Now he apperantly beat the shit out of his wife's mother or some shit. :D
Blacks are crazy...
na, he didn't fuck her up; she wasn't feeling well.
i hope lol.
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man, a part of me feels bad for tiger and the other part of me is fucking laughing at this idiot.
all of this could have been avoided if he simply didnt get married. look at derek jeter, for example, he fucks bitches left and right and everyone loves him. a bitch who fucked jeter couldnt even get a cent for her story because everyone knows what jeter is about.
tiger shoulda stayed single and stayed fucking whores without any repercussions.
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^it might have been a Golf thing; i mean most Golfers get married because it's "the old mans sport" & shit.
also, i'm sure he wanted some cubs. :P